Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"Okay, don't swear, come, let's fill it up for you!" The old Li above was also very talkative, picked up the wine bottle and poured a bowl of wine for Kelsey and himself, "Mrs Kai, we both still I'm so right, you are a woman, you can support such a big stall, and you can make yourself sick. Don't say anything else, just this, I, Li Yunlong, admire you! We really want to be friends with you, As far as our tempers are concerned, if we cooperate well, it will be beneficial to nowhere. No one in this world can be our opponent. But if we do not cooperate well and quarrel all the time, then we will not do anything, so we must have Make friends, come, I, Li Yunlong, respect you first!"

Old Li picked up the wine bowl and touched Kelsey, and drank it all by himself. Kelsey just drank two sips slowly, and then smirked: "Make friends? Make friends with you Li Yunlong, I really fell. Damou, I used to... I used to be a drinker! When I hang out with you, I... I've learned badly. Not only did I learn to drink, but I also learned to scold my mother. With this mouth, the dirty words jumped out and followed You make friends, I… I can’t learn well!!”

"That's right! When will you stop putting on the stinky air of intellectuals? Even if you have learned it, then... even if you are combined with our workers and peasants, revolutionary fighters should be like this!" Old Li patted his head, he didn't feel anything after drinking this wine, but now his stamina is getting stronger and stronger, and his state is not much stronger than Kelsey, "You sour literati, you love to hold those things in books Don’t let it go, but some things can’t be learned from books, you think it’s not good to scold your mother, but if you can’t scold your mother, you won’t be able to lead a team, you won’t be able to lead a team, you… you won’t be able to make a revolution!”

"False! False! Purely false!"

Chapter 130 IX She Is A Mascot

"Crooked! False! It's all false!" Kelsey shouted loudly, dancing and dancing, but his body became unstable and fell directly into Old Li's arms. He wanted to get up, but his hands and feet were so soft that he couldn't move at all.

"Come on, crooked, crooked! If you say it's crooked, then it's crooked!" Old Li hurriedly squeezed the cat's paw that almost scratched himself, and he didn't care about that much in a daze, and turned Kai's arm around him. Erxi hugged him tightly to prevent the big drunk cat from scratching and scratching, "As long as you don't fight against us, then what you say is what you say, first... don't make trouble, we Lao Li... We Lao Li have something to discuss with you!"

"I... I knew you were not at ease!" Jiu Jin was surging, Kelsey's face was flushed, her eyes were blurred, she looked up at Lao Li, and just kept smirking, "I said what's wrong with you? , I want to drink at noon, so it turns out...is it waiting for me here? Then...well, tell me first, what's the matter?"

"What did Lao Tzu want to say?" Lao Li tilted his head for a while before sorting out the logic, "Oh yes, I remembered, Lao Tzu...I will teach you to sing tonight, sing revolutionary songs!"

"Wait...wait a moment? What did you say? What are you going to do? You...Li Yunlong, you want to sing?" Kelsey shook her ears, barely opened one eye, and waved her hand coquettishly, "You Stop teasing, how talented you are, Li Yunlong, do I still know? You sing?

"You look down on me, Li Yunlong, don't you? We, old Li, sang these songs back then, ah, beat all those who bullied us, beat us, and beat them all down and drove them away, I, Li Yunlong... I sing the motherfucker. Sounds good!"

"Then you can sing one... Sing one first, let me hear it!" Kelsey twisted and itch like a cat.

"Then I'll just... just sing one for you!" Lao Li raised a finger, already looking a little bit in the eye, "I'll sing you... Which song? Let me think about it, yes... Just sing this song for you, listen carefully! Cough!"

Old Li cleared his throat, coughed twice, and sang the melody he had sung for most of his life.

"Get up~~ Hungry and cold slave~~!"

"Get up~~ the suffering people of the world~~!"

"The blood is full of enthusiasm~~We must fight for the truth~~!"

"The old world was beaten to pieces~~ Slaves get up~~!"

"Don't say we have nothing~~We want to be the masters of the world~~!"

"This is the final fight~~Unite till tomorrow~~!"

"Interna Schonel~~It must be realized~~!"

"This is the final fight~~Unite till tomorrow~~!"

"Interna Schonel~~It must be realized~~!"

"Not bad, it sounds good!" Kelsey shouted with a smirk before Lao Li finished singing, "I just don't understand, what... what is Interna Schonelle?"

"Internatron...Internatron is...well, I forgot!" Lao Li slapped his forehead, laughed, raised his hand and rubbed his hair, "It sounds good...it sounds good. , This revolutionary song has been sung into the hearts of the poor. Is it not good to listen to? Since it is good, it can't be just for you to listen to. I have to teach it to others and let the whole world listen to it together , not only do we have to teach you to sing this song, I also have to teach the integration movement, and what city over there... the refugees, and the people in that city, let's learn and sing together! Revolution! Well, it's not enough for just a few of us, it takes all the poor people in the world to act together."

"You put it lightly. You are so far away from... How do you teach them?"

"I can't control this, you can find a way, otherwise... Otherwise, I won't invite you to drink this wine for nothing?"

"You said it lightly, I'll think of a way, what can I do for you?" Kelsey slapped Old Li's chest angrily, then sighed, "Okay, I'll help you find a way, who told us Are the two partners? But I... I have to talk to you first, let me help you find a way, okay, but, this meal is not... It's not enough, I have to make a contract with you for three chapters, you agree first , I'll help you find a way."

"Hahahaha, you are very fast! You have learned to be a black-hearted businessman in such a short period of time? You still negotiate conditions with Lao Tzu? Okay, then tell me, I am happy today, and we will promise you anything you say!"

"Then we can agree, don't go back!" Kelsey shrank in Old Li's arms, stretched out a small hand, looked at his eyes for a long time, but couldn't see exactly how many fingers, and finally extended his other hand After breaking it, he raised three fingers and stretched them out in front of Lao Li, "First, you have to quit smoking! Second, you are not allowed to get drunk in the future! Third, you are not allowed to scold people..."

"Huh!" History is always strikingly similar, Lao Li belongs to the kind of person who falls asleep after drinking a piece of alcohol. He is basically not drunk and crazy. It is not easy to survive until now, and Kelsey has not finished talking. , he started tactical snoring.

"Well... Lao Li? Lao Li?" Kelsey got up with his eyes wide open, leaned in front of Lao Li to observe for a while, and then smirked, "Hahaha, this old Li, you...you asked me for a drink, Why... lie down first?"

After saying this, Kelsey himself has reached the limit. The alcohol content is not high, but the stamina is coming, and the wine is pouring upwards. Kelsey's eyes are black, and he falls to Lao Li. On his shoulders, he also fell asleep, and snored with Lao Li. Lao Li's snoring was shaking like a motor, and Kelsey's snoring was like a cat's snoring. The little two purrs echoed in the room, and together they played a wonderful sonata.

No one disturbed or paid attention to the sound sleep of the two of them. It has always been a matter of Kelsey being a father and a mother. Few people will pay special attention to what Kelsey is doing, let alone Lao Li. No one can fully recognize him, and everyone who knows him knows that he is a jerk. Who dares to provoke him when he has nothing to do?The two of them are drinking wine in the back room of the office. This is a private space with good sound insulation. Even if someone occasionally comes to the office, they will not break into the back room casually. By then, the two leaders of Rhode Island had disappeared for a whole afternoon.

This is incredible. Rhodes Island exploded in an instant, but Lao Li was okay. If Kelsey didn’t explain his work, he would disappear for a day or two for no reason. The whole island must be paralyzed. Everyone immediately took action, jumping up and down. They searched everywhere for the two of them, as if the ants had exploded their nests. Even Longmen sent people over there, and some even proposed to send a search team to Qicheng. Without Kelsey in the middle, it was just a group of headless flies.

You ask Amiya?She is a mascot, what do you expect her to do?

Chapter 140

Just when Rhode Island was in chaos, Lao Li, who had slept all afternoon, finally woke up again, slowly opened his eyes, and looked at the metal ceiling, his mind was still a little confused.

In fact, he is far from drinking enough. The two of them haven't even finished two bottles of wine, otherwise they can sleep until tomorrow morning. He is a standard pound of [-] degree liquor, but this Rhodes I don’t know what the number of wines from the island is. I just drank it and felt that nothing happened. When I got the stamina, it was as if I had been given anesthesia. I couldn’t stop my drunkenness. It went quickly, and after sleeping for an afternoon, nothing happened, at least there was no headache.

Paiping his still confused head, Lao Li was about to get up, straining on his waist... but he didn't get up.

Old Li, who gradually woke up, found that Kelsey was curled up in his arms. Now he was sleeping soundly. His fair skin was reddish after drinking, and the shoulder straps of the grass green lace skirt were all rubbed off. , the entire smooth and round shoulders were exposed, and a big hand was covered... Lao Li was stunned, and then he remembered that this hand was his own, and he was shocked like an electric shock, but his hand was blocked by Kai. Erxi was so numb that she didn't listen at all.

Old Li's heart suddenly froze, the coolness rushed all the way from his tailbone to his forehead, and beads of sweat came out densely from his forehead.

It's over, what's going on here?This, this... This woman is drinking well, how did she get into Lao Tzu's arms?This... isn't this making our old Li make a mistake?This is really... This can't be corrupted to death?

"Hmm..." Old Li was trying his best to self-examine in his heart, and Kelsey's drinking had passed, and he woke up with a grunt, like a lazy Persian cat, sitting on Lao Li's chest. stand up.

Kelsey didn't seem to be sober yet. She shook her hair, stared at Lao Li with her hazy eyes for a while, and then grinned at the corner of her mouth, revealing a silly smile: "Die Lao Li, are you awake?"

After saying this, Kelsey softened again, threw himself into Lao Li's arms, and took the initiative to hug Lao Li's neck.

"Oh, it can't be done, it can't be done! You...you...you are forcing our old Li to make mistakes. This man and woman can't be granted and accepted. You can't do this!" To shove Kelsey down, he really didn't think of Kelsey as a woman, mainly because the woman was clearly a tough guy in some respects, but that's another story when she hugs her in her arms. This soft body is indeed a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian, then you can't mess around. According to the rules of our revolutionary team, this person who hugs and stretches out hands, either you have to marry someone, or Had to be dragged out and shot.

"Die Lao Li, don't move, let me... let me hold you for a while." Kelsey whispered, the face buried in Lao Li's neck was red to the bottom of his ears, whether he was drunk or awake now At the same time, Kelsey didn't know whether the act of wanting to hold Lao Li for a while was cowardly, or the real feelings in her heart. Kelsey didn't know either. She only knew that she did it anyway. After all, there is no way I can harden my heart to doubt this man.

Now that you have done this, just do it to the end, just hold it for a while, and you can do it for a while.

"Oh, we... we are a rough old man, not the moon baby waiting to drink milk, what's there to hold?" Kelsey looked pitiful, but Lao Li couldn't be cruel. Pushed her away.

"It's nothing to hug, it's a little stinky, and it smells like smoke." Kelsey sucked his nose and whispered back, "I have to quit smoking, you promised me."

"When did I promise you to quit smoking?"

"When you're drunk, let's make an appointment for three chapters. You said, no matter what conditions I make, you agree."

"I...Chengchengcheng, what kind of evil did I, Li Yunlong, fall into? Will I think of drinking with your mother-in-law? It's a mess... Okay, isn't it just quitting smoking? I'll quit smoking, right?" Compared to himself Years of hobby, obviously the "wrong life style" in front of him is even worse, and Lao Li can only choose the lesser of two evils, first get rid of this annoying female cat and then say, "Get up quickly, hold it for a while and it will become , if you are seen, we... we can't tell!"

"Nothing is unclear. If anyone dares to spread the word, I will tear his mouth!" She replied very domineeringly, and Kelsey finally let go of her arm reluctantly. At this time, she had already sorted out her emotions. His face regained the original cold expression, but looking at Lao Li's eyes, there was still some tenderness that he had never seen before, "You can drink less wine in the future, as long as you don't get drunk like this again. It's good, it's easy to delay things."

"Isn't it what? You said that you are making trouble... Have a good drink, why did you get into my Li Yunlong's arms? It's not seen at all. If someone comes in at this moment, we Lao Li will not be able to do so. Let someone kill you?" Old Li scolded his numb shoulders, and he was lucky that the third person didn't bump into this shit, and the thing under his crotch didn't go off. He Li Yunlong didn't understand either. Flexibility, as long as things don't get out, there's still room for discussion.

"As for what, still shot?" Kelsey sorted out her appearance, although she also felt that she couldn't hold on to her face, but she still didn't quite understand Lao Li's attitude of "making a big fuss".

——If a man and a woman cuddled and slept for a while, they had to be dragged out and killed, then the operators in Rhode Island who were in love and not married would probably have to tie up and shoot with machine guns.

"Why not? If this is really for others to see, it means that I, Li Yunlong, have ruined your reputation. If I don't marry you as a wife, it will delay your whole life. It would be light to drag him out and shoot him!"

Where did this old-fashioned thinking come from?

Kelsey couldn't help being a little stunned, and there was a little secret joy in his heart: "Then what are you going to do, marry me?"

"Don't talk nonsense! This can't be done, this... This is not suitable for this!" Old Li immediately made a big red face, we are people with wives, although Xiao Tian'er is also our second wife, but we can't Turn your face and marry a third wife.

"Okay, I'm kidding you, this matter is not too serious, don't take it to heart." Kelsey chuckled and shook her head. Now she only thinks that Lao Li is cute and stupid, but not at all. Annoyed, "I remember we were discussing something when we were drunk... I can't remember exactly. What exactly did you want to discuss with me?"

"Don't talk about this first, get up quickly, pack up your clothes, look at your shoulders... just hang it like this?" Old Li pointed to the shoulder straps of Kelsey's skirt, and was almost blinded.

"Knock knock knock!" As soon as Lao Li finished speaking, there was a knock on the door, followed by Huang's voice, "Doctor? Doctor, are you here?! Is Dr. Kelsey with you? Doctor? Doctor? !"

Chapter 140 Let's Exchange Feelings

"Doctor? Doctor, are you here, doctor?!" After knocking on the door a few times, Huang started slamming the door with his fists.

It's over, the doctor won't be drunk in the room, right?

The sound insulation of the door is very good, but some things cannot be separated. Huang has a very good sense of smell, and he is an alcoholic. When looking for someone, he stopped by Lao Li's office and walked around, and he smelled a leak from the door. A little wine smell came out.

So the question is, who can drink in the doctor's bedroom?This person obviously can't be Amiya. She is still underage. Anyone who dares to abduct a little rabbit for drinking will have to be interrupted by Kelsey.

Therefore, the person drinking in the bedroom can only be Lao Li himself. It's okay to drink a little wine. Huang is afraid that Lao Li will be drunk and no one will take care of him. He vomits all over his face. She also choked on herself, drowned in her own vomit, and the girl had never heard of it. She slammed the door a few times, but Lao Li still didn't respond. After thinking about it, Huang took two steps back and shrugged. Raise your shoulders, strike a football stance, and get ready to break in.

Fortunately, although the door of the house is made of exquisite materials, it is not the standard alloy pneumatic door of Rhode Island. Otherwise, she really can't do anything about it - directional blasting must be used to forcefully demolish that thing. She is a boiling explosion, and the people in the house Also don't live.

"One or two, let's go!" Huang jumped slightly on the spot, and then rushed towards the door. At this moment, the door was pulled open by Lao Li from the inside.

"Ehhhh?!" Huang's collision was explosive, he couldn't stop the car for a while, and rushed into the room along the door, then stepped on the empty wine bottle thrown on the ground, and fell into Rolling gourd.

"Yeah, it hurts!" Huang finally hit the wall opposite the door with his head and feet, and then stopped the momentum, rubbed his aching head and got up, "Doctor, why did you suddenly open the door?"

"If I don't open the door, you still have to recruit everyone? I said what are you talking about, what are you calling a soul?" Lao Li also startled the fiery girl, and shouted angrily with some guilty conscience.

"I'm not worried about you? I'm afraid that you will be drunk and no one will take care of you..." Huang rubbed his head and laughed dryly, and then the two cat pupils shrank into a line.

My goodness, look what I see?

That big beauty who was beautifully dressed and sat on the bed with her back to her hair was Kelsey, right?Absolutely, right?

Huang glanced around and saw that Lao Li's face was sullen and embarrassed. The bedding and sheets were piled aside, and a small low table was placed on the bare bed. On the low table, there were boiled peanuts and the like. A classic appetizer, there was a half-empty wine bottle upside down on the corner of the table, and there was another one on the ground that was kicked to pieces by herself, and her eyes rolled, the girl felt that she had seen through the truth-obviously, the two of them were sitting there. I blew two bottles of white wine while eating and drinking on the bed, and then I slept until now. There should be no fucking and bloody plots such as drunkenness and sex, but the atmosphere between the two didn't look like it. It looks like he just drank two bottles of wine.

Huang's smile became narrower, and he leaned over to Lao Li's side, slapped Lao Li on his shoulders, and teased in a low voice: "Can't you see, Doctor? You are quite capable, Dr. Kelsey is Isn't it pretty?"

"Hmm!" Lao Li hurriedly coughed to hide his embarrassment, "What the hell are you talking about? I just had a drink with Mrs. Kai, talked about work, and exchanged feelings by the way. Where did you go? "

"I understand that the relationship between Dr. Kelsey and Dr. Kelsey must have been very good, right?" She was obviously a pretty girl, but at this moment, Huang's smile looked like a rascal who molested girls. "Can I take the liberty to ask, what step have you reached in this emotional exchange...are you prepared for this or that?"

"What this and that, what's your business? Why are you worrying about it here?" Lao Li couldn't understand Huang's suggestive gestures at all, but his intuition told him that this girl didn't say anything good, and slapped her head decisively. shoot.

"Ouch! If you don't say it, don't say it, why beat someone?" Huang who was beaten hugged his head and shrank his neck, pretending to be aggrieved, but in fact he was almost laughing stupidly in his heart.

"Hit you? Beating you is light. If you talk nonsense again, I'll... I'll..." Lao Li and I stayed for a long time, his eyes were round, but he didn't say why. Even if Huang is talking about it, what can he do?

Can we drag her out and kill her?

"Okay, Lao Li, I'll take care of this, you don't have to worry." Kelsey finally finished finishing her short hair, which was not difficult to arrange, or maybe she finally had enough of Lao Li's deflation and opened her mouth to make a relief. road.

"Uh, Dr. Kelsey..." Huang dared to be skinny in the face of Old Li, but it was Kelsey's turn to come off in person, even if the big lynx changed into a little skirt that had never been worn before, and dressed up beautifully , It seems that there is no lethality at all, Huang still immediately cowards, as if he saw a natural enemy, his muscles are tense, cold sweat is pouring down, and a dry smile on his face is more ugly than crying.

Kelsey turned around and got out of bed, put on the strappy sandals she chose to match her skirt, and walked slowly to Huang with elegant steps: "Huang, you are already a mature elite operator, you should understand what I mean. ."

The big lynx has a gentle smile that has never been seen before, but in Huang's eyes, he has no intention of floods and beasts - who calls himself just a poor little black cat: "I understand, Dr. Kelsey, promise to complete Task!"

"Well, I've always believed in your ability, and you shouldn't let me down this time." Kelsey turned into a smiling tiger, raised his hand and patted Huang's shoulder, "What's the matter with looking for us in such a hurry? "

"Oh yes, I almost forgot about the business!" Huang slapped his forehead, "Dr. Kelsey, please go and send a broadcast, now the whole Rhode Island is looking for you two like crazy!"

"Oops, a drinking mistake... It's all your fault, Old Li!" Kelsey knew what was going on as soon as she heard it, she pinched her brows in pain, and her face turned a little red.

I didn't feel it when I was fighting with Lao Li before, but now I see that what Lao Li said is true at all. He has only been missing for a long time, and Rhode Island can be in chaos. It's not because of his management style. What else could it be?

Kelsey glared at him, and the guilty old Li Hehe laughed, turned to Huang and said, "Then what, don't mess around here, go and inform them, they will all gather on the deck, I have something to say. ."

"Got it!" Huang immediately left in a hurry.