Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"Bark and grass roots? Are these things edible?"

"You don't need to worry about whether it can be eaten or not. What you need to worry about is whether you will starve to death. When people are hungry, let alone the bark and grass roots, even the belt and cotton bales are delicious in the stomach!"

"It's just like you've eaten it!"

"Hey, you really guessed it right. Not only have we eaten it, we also remember which grass roots are the best, and which bark is the most tender, or let's get some for you and cook it for you to taste as well. Try it?"

"Forget it!" The kingslayer only thought that Lao Li was trying to find a pretext to poison himself. Naturally, he would not accept it. She had no interest in eating grass or even soil. "What's the point of telling me this?"

"Meaning? That's too big!" Old Li waved his hand and drew a big cake in the void, "You know we've eaten tree bark and grass roots, so do you know why we put good rice and steamed buns? Eat, are you going to eat the bark and grass roots?"

"None of my business, you love to eat this stuff." The Kingslayer pouted impatiently.

"Jing's motherfucker, do you think Lao Tzu is as stupid as you, leaving that good white noodle bun and chewing on the bark and grass roots?" Old Li casually derogated the IQ of the king killer, "Let's eat the bark and grass roots, Isn't it because there is nothing to eat?"

"What about the food?" The king killer was now interested. Although he had been hungry a few times, it was only occasional and short-term. She couldn't imagine what kind of situation could force a person to Eating bark grass roots to the point of hunger.

"Yeah, we're also surprised, what about the food? We worked hard for a year to serve that one-third of an acre of land, but in the end, we couldn't even eat the white noodles. Why do you think this is? "Old Li smiled inwardly, as long as you are curious, then everything is easy to talk about. I'm afraid that you are like a stone egg in a ditch, stinky, hard oil and salt can't get in, it's really useless to grind your lips." Later we found out what happened Son, the whole family doesn't have enough porridge, why don't they have to eat tree bark and grass roots? Our old Li's parents starved to death!"

"Then go beat that landlord!" When the kingslayer heard this, he immediately felt a sense of sympathy for the enemy. "Knock him down and take away his food, don't you have something to eat?"

"That's right, we thought the same way, so we started a revolution together, in order to let the poor people in the world have enough to eat and no longer be hungry. This time, it will be 22 years!" Lao Li's expression Seriously, after laying the groundwork for a long time, he was about to get to the point, "We have spent 22 years so that all the poor people in the world can have enough food as long as they work hard and farm the land. We want to go back to our hometown and have a look. Have the poor people there had enough to eat, have they starved to death like our parents, our client asked around, and guess what we heard?"

"What did you hear?" The King Killer was completely fascinated by Old Li's vivid description, and he just wanted to know the ending.

"Guess what? It was the landlord who starved to death our parents. During the war, he always provided money and food to support our revolutionary team. After the land reform, he also distributed the land to the poor people. Later He was still a local official, and he did everything in an orderly manner." This is purely a fabrication by Lao Li, after the death of his parents, he didn't care about it in his hometown at all. He didn't ask anyone to go back and inquire, but he knew a lot of similar things, so it wasn't completely made up. "You said, should we go back and find him again to avenge the bloody vengeance that starved our parents to death?"

"I want revenge! No... I shouldn't take revenge, but..." This time, the king killer immediately became confused. Her brain couldn't handle this kind of conflict at all, let alone her. Old Li couldn't handle it for a long time. Well, but this time, her head unexpectedly opened up once, and it didn't take long for her to realize the true meaning of what Lao Li said, "No, you are trying to trick me, you want to say that the action of our integration movement is wrong, right?"

"Since you can figure it out, we don't need to say more." Old Li raised his eyebrows, expressing surprise and approval, "It's up to you whether you want to betray the integration movement, what do you like? We don’t lack a pair of bowls and chopsticks like you at all here. To put it bluntly, we are not uncommon, but how should this integration movement of yours go in the future? As a senior leader, you’d better think more, think clearly, and say something nice. Yes, this is called firming up the revolutionary belief, and it sounds bad to say it, this man, no matter what he does, he has to prepare a way back for himself. You don't even think about it. If the integration movement collapses or disappears one day, you will be the only one. Now that this is a pie, don't people have to be arrested and killed?"

"Then we also die honorably!" The kingslayer said stubbornly with a stubborn neck.

"Shit!" Lao Li scolded directly, "You want to talk about the word 'honor' too? You deserve it too? Don't put gold on your face, just your virtue, it's not bad for you to stink for thousands of years after you die. !"

Chapter 160 Nine You Are Stupid!

"Why do you say that? Take back your words immediately, or I will definitely kill you!" The king slayer roared, baring his teeth, Lao Li's words were undoubtedly destroying what she believed in. .

That can't be called belief at all, it can only be regarded as a kind of stubbornness like a child, so the king killer can only refute like a child, even if it seems a little messy, but also reveals a strong sense of powerlessness.

"Take it back? How to take it back? I, Li Yunlong, spit on a nail, and what I say will never be taken back. Let's leave it here today, whether you like it or not, I Li Yunlong just despise you. This group of people, you are just a bunch of rabble? Why do you say that? Because you are unorganized and undisciplined, and you don't even know what you are fighting for. Saying that you are a rabble is a flattery! "

"You are talking nonsense!!"

"I'm talking nonsense? If you can beat me, Li Yunlong, face to face on the battlefield, then let's admit that we're talking nonsense, otherwise everything is nonsense!"

The King Killer clenched his small mouth tightly, and his dog's teeth clucked together. He wished he could pounce on the spot and bite Lao Li's throat—if it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't beat him.

The girl is still very self-conscious about being a rookie.

I looked at Lao Li, who looked like a smiling tiger with folds on his face, and at Kelsey, who was swept aside, and mon3tr, who was eyeing him. King killers can only knock down their teeth and swallow them with blood. There is no other way. People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.

Keeping all the grievances of today in mind, the kingslayer secretly became ruthless, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor, one day, I will make you all kneel down and call you father! (Finger Iron Action)

"No matter what you say, I will not betray the integration movement." In the end, the kingslayer could only bury his face in his knees and put on an autistic posture to swear his unshakable stand and determination. .

"I, Li Yunlong, didn't say that I wanted you to betray the integration movement from the very beginning. I just hope you can think about it. You have a head on your neck, not a urinal. You can't just eat and finish." Lao Li He stood up and patted the dust on his body, "You have to think more, think clearly, and understand why you want to fight, what you should do if you lose, and what you should do if you win, fighting is not a child. Playing the house is a business that will cost you your head. Thinking about it beforehand is better than losing your life on the battlefield. , think about whether it's worth it to sacrifice your life for that girl named Tallulah!"

"Don't talk anymore?" Kelsey also stood up. When Lao Li communicated with the Kingslayer, she wanted to interrupt several times, but when she thought of a bet with Lao Li, she was afraid that she would accidentally send it to Lao Li. Assisted, and finally held back.

"Let's go, let her calm down by herself first, and think over what we said. Let's talk to her again."

Old Li beckoned, on the surface he was speaking to Kelsey, but in fact he was speaking to the kingslayer. After speaking, he no longer paid any attention to the girl who had entered the state of autism, and took the lead to leave the confinement room. Xi looked back at the Kingslayer, sighed half helplessly, half regretfully, shook his head, and followed Lao Li away, mon3tr shook his body, and followed Kelsey out of the narrow confinement room like a long snake The door, and then a button on the tip of the tail, closed the Kingslayer again.

"This big guy you raised is quite spiritual!" Lao Li couldn't help laughing when he saw mon3tr closing the door outside.

"mon3tr's intelligence is not lower than that of humans, it's just that its innate body structure determines that it can't speak in a human way." mon3tr came behind Kelsey, hovering behind the big cat like a big wing, guarding his master, Kai Erxi stretched out his hand and swung the big head to the side of his face, "If it can talk, I think the two of you should be able to chat very speculatively, it talks more than you."

"Hiss~~!" mon3tr hissed, shaking his long tail like a dog.

"It says you're interesting to talk about and thinks it can't get over you," Kelsey translated.

"How did you understand?" Old Li was a little curious. To him, the hissing sound of mon3tr was the same as that of a dog "Wangwangwang" and a cat "Miaomiaomiao". Although there will be many changes, people must be incomprehensible.

"mon3tr and I have a symbiotic relationship. I have a special connection with it. Its meaning can be directly conveyed to me, regardless of what kind of sound it makes. Come back, mon3tr!"

"hiss--!!"

mon3tr let out a slightly high-pitched hissing sound, and then a dazzling light came out from his body, which made Lao Li subconsciously raise his hand to cover it up. As a result, with such a dazzling effort, a big monster with a total length of seven or eight meters was estimated to have disappeared. Disappeared, not even a stone slag was left, Kelsey was empty behind him, and he could see the end of the corridor at a glance, as if this monster never existed from the beginning.

With a playful smile on Kelsey's face, Old Li was puzzled and went around behind Kelsey to observe, but apart from the woman's clean back, there was nothing unusual.

"Hey, this is really weird, what kind of tricks are you doing for Lao Tzu?" Lao Li couldn't help but ask, "such a big guy, where did you hide it?"

"mon3tr is here." Kelsey took off the white lab coat of his coat a little bit, allowing his back to be more fully exposed in front of Lao Li.

"Where, why didn't I see it?"

"Of course you can't see it, it rests in my spine."

"What is it?" Old Li asked with a question mark in his head, at least he knew what a vertebra was, but that was why he felt incredible, "That big guy...impossible, absolutely impossible, you must be fooling me! "

"If you don't believe me, you can touch it, you can touch it!" Kelsey took a step back, his back turned to Old Li's face, the smile on the corner of his mouth seemed narrow and treacherous.

"Hey, I don't believe in this evil today!" Old Li was impulsive, so he reached out and touched Madam Kai's spine, but in the end, when his fingertips were only [-] cm away from the smooth skin, Old Li He took his hand back like lightning, so he didn't touch it, "You asked us to touch it, but we didn't touch it! I almost fell for your mother-in-law's trick, what does it have to do with us where it is hidden? When you stretch out your hand, you still can't tell me Li Yunlong molested women?"

"...You bastard, you're so stupid!"

Chapter 170

You don't want free benefits, are you still a man?

Kelsey really wanted to question Lao Li like this, but he couldn't really ask. He was a little discouraged and put back the white coat he took off around his waist. , not resentful.

Do you really have to take the initiative to propose marriage by yourself?

Thinking of such a future, Kelsey's mood is very complicated, and she can see it. Although the "doctor" after amnesia has changed from an elegant scholar to a rogue, he has become more serious than before when it comes to the relationship between men and women. reserved.

Kelsey is not ashamed to offer to marry. In the words of a monarch, why is the old woman so angry and virgin?She and the "Doctor" are too familiar with each other. If the "Doctor" does not lose his memory and become "Lao Li", then the option of "marriage" will not be regarded as a major turning point in life between the two of them, but just go with the flow. The natural final result, to put it bluntly, apart from the two sleeping on the same kang, what was the two of them like before they got married, and what they were like after they got married.

How many people are waiting for this day, even if the wooden heads of the two old couples can't remember this, the good people headed by Warfarin will toss a wedding sooner or later.

However, now "Doctor" is no longer "Doctor", but "Lao Li", although he has already decided in his heart that no matter what "Doctor" becomes, he will never let go again, but it is really up to him When he proposed marriage, Kelsey still had some pricks in his heart. When he did this, it seemed that he, Li Yunlong, had become a young lady who was waiting to be married, and he had become a bastard who wanted to eat swan meat.

No, this bastard has to propose a marriage proposal. It’s not enough to be insincere. At least you have to kneel on one knee and hold 99 roses in your hands. .

Kelsey has been waiting in loneliness for three years, and she still has enough patience to continue to wait - although we are a little older, but the charm is still strong, we can wait, anyway, people come back, the big deal is no longer boring Three years.

Being swept up and down by Kelsey's resentful eyes, Lao Li felt uncomfortable: "Why are you staring at Lao Tzu? We didn't make you angry."

"Let's see if this elm knot has any hope of enlightenment." Kelsey snorted, then turned her head and strode away.

Lao Li didn't keep up, but watched the figure of the big lynx disappear, and then sighed: "Yummu knot? Hey, you really think I'm stupid, Li Yunlong, but we also have wives, you said this. It's noisy..."

He, Li Yunlong, is not the seed of infatuation with a life-long relationship, but he is not a heartless white-eyed wolf. This lady Kai dangles in front of her all day long, and she wants someone to hug her, and she also cares about our smoking and drinking. Can't you see what she's thinking?The problem is that after seeing it, Mrs. Kai is indeed beautiful. She is even more beautiful than Xiao Tianer, who was staring straight at her back then. She is also literate and smart, but Lao Li still can't let Xiao Tianer go.

Lao Li and Xiao Tian'er's cross-class marriage can't be called happiness, but after all, they are husband and wife for 20 years, and they have come here after bumps and bumps. He Li Yunlong is not a person who is eager to change his wife after winning a battle. How can he just forget it?

When he touched Kelsey's back just now, it was because he thought of Xiao Tian'er that he reined in his horse and pulled his hand back in time.

Sorrow!

Everywhere in Rhode Island is good, but as long as he thinks of Mrs. Kai, Lao Li is so worried that he can't wait to pull out a few of his hair, but if he bald himself, how fast, save, and completely solve this problem, he said. Absolutely no hesitation to turn yourself into a monk, the problem is that it can't!Mrs. Kai obviously has completely taken our old Li as her former old friend. Even if we pour beans into a bamboo tube, we will all confess it. People have to say whether they believe it or not. Even if Mrs. Kai really believes it, give us Li Gui, who pretends to be Li Kui. After driving out of Rhode Island, can we just leave it alone?Certainly not, our body is still someone else's, we can't be so unscrupulous!

Old Li felt that it was because he had too much conscience that he got the mouse to drill into the bellows at both ends, and Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror and was not a human being, but he couldn't do it at all if he wanted to completely throw away this "burdensome" conscience.

Worrying in his heart, Lao Li swayed and unconsciously came to the deck of Rhode Island again. It was empty all around, but it was very suitable for a person to worry. Lao Li subconsciously wanted to find a cigarette and put it in his pocket. After a while, I remembered that the cigarettes had been confiscated by Kelsey, and I wanted to quit smoking, so I couldn't help but let out another sigh - we just let her take care of it, even if she didn't get married, she wouldn't be with us either. Is Li's daughter-in-law not much different?

Back then, Xiao Tianer didn't care about our old Li like that. Are you saying that?

When Old Li raised his hand, he really pulled two strands of hair from his head, but unfortunately the slight tingling didn't help relieve the suffocation in his heart.

"Yo, Doctor, are you welcoming us?" While thinking about it, Old Li felt his shoulders sink.

Turning his head and looking, Lagouzi got out of nowhere, and was hooking up with Lao Li on his back with a hippie smile. He didn't think of himself as an outsider at all, and the unknown red liquid remaining on the leather coat all rubbed against Lao Li.

"Go, go, quickly take my hand away, what are you doing, so that this whole body is covered in blood?" Lao Li hurriedly drove the dog away, as if he was driving one that rolled in the mud and wanted to go Erha rubbed against people.

"Hahahaha, your reaction is quite interesting." Lagouzi laughed heartily, dodging to avoid the slap from Lao Li, his eyes shone with light, "As compensation for soiling your clothes, please How about eating the puff pastry I made with my own hands, it tastes very good, Texas can testify!"

"What to eat? You fucking know how to eat!" The two sorrows were superimposed together, causing Lao Li to swear, "Is the person you asked me to find?"

"No!" La Gouzi spread his hands and smiled.

"Then what the hell are you doing back here?" Old Li Hu stared at him and waved his hand impatiently, "Go on! If you don't find it, keep going and look for it, don't bother me, what am I being bothered about here? "

"Oh, if there is anything unhappy, why don't you say it and let everyone be happy together!" Pull the dog down decisively, his face full of joy.

"I said, are you a little bit of a bitch? If you really feel itchy, come here, I will loosen up your muscles and muscles!" Lao Li rolled up his sleeves and began to look for the guy who was in his hand, ready to clean up. This two ha.

"Don't make trouble, Lapland." De Gouzi arrived late, "Doctor, although we haven't found anyone yet, we have news to report to you or Ms. Kelsey, so we rushed back here. ."

Chapter 170 Don't Upgrade Shi Huaiya

"The two of you should hurry up and clean up your body first. It's covered in blood. Don't scare others." It's not obvious that Lagouzi is wearing a black leather jacket. When he came over, Old Li saw it, and his heart was right. He didn't know where the two girls went to kill pigs. Moreover, the technique of bloodletting the pigs was not very good, and he was covered with blood.

"Since the doctor said so, let's go, Texas!" Pull the dog immediately took the chicken feather as the arrow, and hugged the reluctant German dog, "I know the public bathroom in Rhode Island is in Where, let's wash together!"

"Tsk!" De Gouzi was very helpless, but he could only be dragged away by the dog, so he took out a stack of paper the size of a slap from the pocket of his hot pants and handed it to Lao Li, "This is where we are in the Look at what you found in the girl's room."

"Okay, I'll take a look." Old Li didn't take it seriously, waved goodbye to the crooked two wolves, and then unfolded the folded paper. Who would have guessed that his eyes would be stuck inside and couldn't be pulled out.

After standing still and watching for about 5 minutes, Lao Li took a deep breath, closed the 4K paper, and hurried back to the cabin and returned to his office.

"Swallow? Swallow?!" Before entering the door, Lao Li shouted, looking for the little secretary he had just found.

"Doctor, I'm here, what's the matter?" Graythroat and Huang were both on standby in the office, and immediately got up to greet him.

"Go, find two red and blue pencils for Lao Tzu, and a set of rulers. Also, find a detailed map of the Longmen slum." Old Li ordered without raising his head, and waved to the desk. Sweeping, sweeping all the messy things to one side, and then laying the somewhat worn paper flat on the table, "And Huang, don't be idle, go to Kay Lady Herag. Call Lao Tzu and Linguang, and I have important information to discuss with them."

"Hey, alright!" The big cat jumped up from the sofa and was about to find someone, but was gently pulled by Gray Throat, and stopped in puzzlement.

Xiao Yanzi, who held Huang, asked softly, "Doctor, do you want to bring Amiya over as well?"

"Why are you looking for that little bastard?" Lao Li raised his head and looked at Xiao Yanzi before he suddenly reacted, "Oh yes, she is the leader of Rhode Island? Then bring her here too, go. Bar!"

As soon as Lao Li waved his hand, Huang started to run, and rushed to find someone, while Xiao Yanzi began to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find the things that Lao Li wanted. Look, this is a sad little girl, although it's not a rare thing, but it's usually not needed, is it?Lao Li's office has been idle for three years, and there is no reserve for these infrequently used things. In the end, there is no way, Xiaoyanzi can only contact the powerful profiteer Ke Lu Xier, and buy a set of what Lao Li wants out of his own pocket. Stuff - I haven't gotten my salary yet, so I made a subsidy first. It's enough to be a secretary.

All in all, before Lao Li remembered this madness, Xiao Yanzi finally gathered what he wanted and sent it over, and Huang also found all the people he should be looking for. What kind of medicine is Lao Li selling in his stomach? He can only see him with a big butt, lying on the table with red and blue pencils and rulers, and drawing endlessly, but as he draws, Linguang and Herag These two people from serious military backgrounds still saw a little way.

Isn't this goddamn just drawing a tactical map?