I want to stand firm in the environment of the university and get along with everyone.Money and humor are usually vulgar but very useful props.

However, if money is not well grasped, it is easy to attract jealousy.

But humor is the passport to college life.

After all, who would turn down a humorous roommate?

Chapter 40 The Happiness of Men

Counting Li Haoyu in the dormitory, a total of six people came together.

Among them was the parent of a roommate who was still helping with packing.But after cleaning up, they knew it was inappropriate to stay there, so the parents left after a few words of greeting.

Watching the parents leave, the boys in the dormitory became active in an instant.

The first to speak was a handsome boy with glasses.

He looked well-mannered, thin and tall.

He asked Li Haoyu very politely. "Dude, do you have a cigarette?"

Li Haoyu was stunned for a moment, the smile on his face made people feel like an honest and honest person, but he did not expect to be an old smoker.

Li Haoyu shook his head, but the fat man in the upper bunk took out a bag of golden leaves.The two smokers looked at each other tacitly, and rushed to the door in a hurry.

With a bang, the door closed.

Others in the dormitory looked at each other.

At this time, another tall and handsome roommate stood up very friendly.He walked towards Li Haoyu and stretched out his right hand.

Li Haoyu glanced at his palm subconsciously.Well, the cocoon is very thick, it seems to be a trainer.

He glanced at his arm again, hum, I was afraid that he would meet an opponent.

"He Dong, from the capital."

"My name is Zhang Anren, from Xishan Province."

The remaining two dear brothers also introduced themselves upon seeing this.

"My name is Zhang Shiping, a native of Magic Capital."

"My name is Wen Ruliang, and I'm from Weinan. Just now, my parents insisted on coming to see it. I'm sorry."

Li Haoyu cleared the siege and said, "Haha, it doesn't matter, everyone will be brothers in the future, what is it?"

.........

At this time, I just went out to smoke, and the two brothers also came back.

After self-introduction, the fat boy named Zhuo Fachun who handed over the cigarettes was also from the Magic City.

Another handsome boy who was addicted to smoking was named Liu Jiangfeng, and he was from Jiangnan.

Except for Li Haoyu, two people are from the capital city, one is from the capital, one is from Weinan, and the other is from Jiangnan.Geographically speaking, it can be said to be all over the country, covering the whole country.

We didn't know each other very well when we first met, and the default was to follow the old rules in the university, and the six people were sorted by age.

Li Haoyu was the second eldest, Liu Jiangfeng, the handsome smoker, was the fifth, and the fat man Zhuo Fachun, who smoked with Liu Jiangfeng, was the fourth, Wen Ruliang from the countryside was the eldest, and Zhang Shiping, a native of the magic capital, was the fifth.Ga Dong from the capital is the youngest and the youngest. "

The people in the dormitory have already arrived, but there is nothing to say about the first meeting between the boys.

In order to avoid embarrassment, everyone was arranging things separately.

At this time, there was a faint sound of shouting from the island country in the toilet.

This sound is fascinating!

Li Haoyu couldn't help but tease: "I take the liberty to ask, which brother is working in the toilet. If I heard it right, is it the famous opening music of the island country that was played just now?"

At this time, Luo Fachun, who was in the toilet, said.

"Brothers, don't worry, wait for me to finish reading. I will share the precious resources with everyone. Independent Lele is not as good as public Lele, I still understand this principle, I will never eat alone!"

Before the words were finished, the uplifting island music sounded again in the toilet.Everyone outside the toilet looked at each other tacitly, and everyone laughed.

Such a funny episode, everyone suddenly became much closer.

The atmosphere in the bedroom instantly became very harmonious.

In each dormitory, there is often a dinner party when they meet each other. It is called a relationship and a chat, but in fact it is just eating and drinking.In the end, the goal is simply to drink the other party down.

Out for dinner today, everyone agrees.After all, they are brothers in the same bedroom, and everyone will sleep under the same roof for the next four years.The first time we met was to have a meal and enhance our relationship with each other.

The boss suggested that everyone go to the cafeteria for a simple meal, while the other people preferred to go out for a good meal.After all, I was just entering school, and everyone still had some money in their hands.

In the end, Li Haoyu came up with a compromise, ordering a few stir-fries outside, and then going out to buy wine by himself.Take it back to the dormitory to eat, it will be more enjoyable and more economical.

The approval proposed by Li Haoyu has been unanimously approved by everyone.

Everyone split up and it didn't take long for the desks to be filled with food and beer.In the dormitory, the drink was in full swing.

"Ultimate Chaos"

Even Zhang Shiping, who usually doesn't drink, didn't disappoint, he drank two bottles of beer alone.Not to mention the others, Li Haoyu drank all of them with a one-to-five match at the wine table.

After three rounds of drinking, everyone started a nonsense mode.

Just like the topic of the girls' dormitory, men are indispensable.

The topic of the boys' dormitory is more pure, and the basic topic is girls.

The boys in college may lack everything.

Some are short of money, some are short of girlfriends, and some may be a little lacking in heart.But there is one thing they will not lack, and that is the dull and simple happiness between boys.

Li Haoyu and the others began to discuss the appearance of the girls in the school.

Everyone is arguing about who should be ranked higher and whose ranking is too watery.Sometimes when it comes to a girl with a good figure, everyone says in unison that her figure is simply...

Then a few boys laughed slyly together.

The little things in school can become a source of happiness for them.Men's happiness is often so simple.

Fatty Luo also talked about a gossip from another department, which made everyone listen with gusto.

During the military training break, freshmen of each class will perform performances.One of the girls sang a love song and at the end she said that boys like dancing.As a result, the next moment a boy went up and danced a handsome street dance.

The atmosphere at the scene was instantly ignited!The people watching the fun were shouting.

"Together! Together! Together! Together!"

Fatty Luo also deliberately made people lose their appetite.

"Did you think this was over? Not at all."

Under the threat of everyone's fist, he quickly told the follow-up story.Their counselor later asked the monitor to count the number of people in each dormitory for safety reasons.

Result: There is one less boy and one less girl.

Not surprisingly, there was a tacit laughter in the dormitory again.

…… ...

Li Haoyu got along after a few days.

He also had a basic understanding of the temperaments of several other roommates.

The boss has the best temperament, and he has experienced hardships from the rural exam, so he is very tolerant of everyone.Although He Dong is the youngest, in his life he has the splendid atmosphere of a northerner in an informal manner.

And Zhang Shiping is a typical man from the capital city, who is smart and eager to learn but cares about money.He doesn't take advantage of others, and he doesn't want to suffer. He always has his own calculations in mind.

Liu Jiangfeng, who is second in handsomeness to Li Haoyu, has no bad intentions but is too concerned about appearances.It takes half an hour to play with his hair every time before class.He's a pure playboy who focuses on flirting with different girls every night.

In the end, it was the fat man Luo Fachun. He was purely funny, but he was also the pistachio of the dormitory.

Li Haoyu realized the long-lost brotherhood.

This is what he has always longed for.But he also knows that the most united period of a dorm is often in the first few weeks of school.

When I first entered the school, everyone seemed to have discussed it, and they would go to class and eat together at the same time.Looking at the school cafeteria, as long as five or six people act together, there is a high probability that it is a freshman.

Maybe it won't take a semester, and everyone will break up for various reasons and form different small teams.This situation is common in boys, and it is even more exaggerated in girls.

It is common for groups of five in the girls' dormitory to have groups of four, three and various discussion groups.

In the most extreme girls' dormitory, even six people can have seven or eight groups.Girls even have a conflict and pull a group, see who is not pleasing to the eye and pull a group, and there are small groups and pull a group.There was a split within the small group again, and a few more groups were pulled. …

It can be said that life is impermanent, large groups of small groups!

This is because no matter how close roommates are, they must respect each other, respect each other's differences, and leave independent space for each other.It is best to be independent and complementary to each other, and that is the best roommate relationship.

But this is only the ideal state, and it will never be realized.So he didn't want to pursue perfection, just let it go.

Li Haoyu yelled into the headset, "Fatty, your assistant is really reckless, you wait for me to come before you come on!"

Luo Fachun complained, "He Dong, why didn't you arrest him, Ye Xiang was visiting the vegetable market opposite."

"The opposite wine barrel has been entering my wild area, how can I get there!"

"Don't press the line in the middle, protect the top and you will die!"

"Understood, come right away."

.........

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Seeking to read and recommend the monthly ticket, it is also excellent to have a collection.

Chapter 41 High Quality Orientation Ball

University military training is a compulsory course that any student must take.

In addition to the regular exercises, the content of military training, standing in the military posture, and kicking the step, some students will also train military boxing, assassination exercises, and dagger exercises with a performance nature.After the daily training, everyone formed a large circle to rest.

Here comes the old tradition of military training: the talent show.

After all, it was just the beginning of school, everyone was shy and unfamiliar, and no one was willing to perform their talents in public.The instructor is also a past person, and he still uses the old method of drumming and passing flowers that has not changed for thousands of years.

After a few rounds of the game, Fatty Luo was also beaten up.

Unfortunately, when the instructor called to stop, he caught the hot potato that was regarded as a "flower".

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