Female Ninja Uzumaki Naruto

In the story, whether you pull out your own beard or your own hair, you can make these seemingly inconspicuous hairs turn into ginseng whiskers of the best ginseng after a few hours. Influenced by this fairy tale, he ran to pull out a few of Jiraiya's hair when they just met.

The white hair and beard in the opponent were not able to turn into ginseng after a few hours and expressed their dissatisfaction, so they were completely unwilling to believe that Jirai was also a so-called fairy, and Mian Ma actually caused Kakashi's trouble.

When he was 46 and seven years old in his previous life, he still didn't have many traces of age. Kakashi was called "the god of immortality" in his previous life.

In this life, when he was almost 40 years old, he was still a very handsome ninja, so Kakashi was entangled in facial numbness because of the title of "immortal male god".

"Uncle Kakashi, you didn't use ninjutsu to keep your face like Granny Tsunade did, so there must be other secrets and internal reasons why you don't get old, right? According to my observations these days. , I found that, Uncle Kakashi, from head to toe, the most mysterious thing is the mask on your face, so I have reason to believe that the reason why you are not old must be because of your mask."

Since the people in the village did not understand the real reason why Kakashi was unwilling to reveal his true face, it was of course impossible to know from his mouth why Kakashi was unwilling to take off his mask in public. Ma will feel that such a thing contains some unknown mystery, which is really normal.

He thought that as long as he took off Kakashi's mysterious mask, he would definitely be able to see it. The traces of the years climbed onto his face at once, and the numbness harassed Kakashi countless times, but he never succeeded. After that, Kakashi called Shisui for help.

"Zhishui, help for a while! This kid's energy is too strong, I was really bored by him, so he'll leave it to you first."

Slipped up by Kakashi and thrown directly into Shisui's arms, Mian Ma was also curious about Uchiha Shisui.

"I have read all the portraits and photos of the Uchiha family that have been handed down through the generations. Except for Uncle Shishui, you and your ancestor, Mr. Jing, I have never seen anyone else in the Uchiha family. Curly hair, so, what is going on with your lineage? You are so unwilling to be mediocre, willful and stubborn?!"

Fully inheriting Naruto's active and lively character when he was a child, Mian Ma not only often tossed those who were older than Naruto, but also went to find Naruto's little friends.

Because Junmalu regards Naruto as his sister, so he has such an uncle who loves him, Mianma often asks Junmalu to get him a bone or something to play with.

Regardless of Sasuke's obstruction, he unilaterally got along very well with Sakai. As long as Mian Ma asked for it, Sakai would definitely be willing to use the ink bird with a smile and take two people for a ride in the sky.

Because I had a good relationship with Sakai, I was lectured a lot by Sasuke, who didn't get along with Sakai, but he said with a very small adult face: "The kindness and grudge between you adults have nothing to do with me, Uncle Sakai is a great man. Good guy, so I'm just happy to associate with him."

It's not just the occasional ride in the sky, but at the same time, he occasionally runs to find Inuzuka Ya, hoping that he can let himself ride Akamaru, Mian Ma actually listened to Ya's complaints, saying that he originally had a relationship with him. Sasuke is competing for the position of Hokage, but the other party has been performing tasks outside the village for all these years, so in the absence of competitors, it is a bit boring to pursue his dreams.

Said that Naruto's friends are basically very good uncles and aunts, but the only one who doesn't think Sakura is a good guy, Mian Ma has seen Sakura's strange power and iron fist many times.

Respecting the other party as "Big Sister Underworld" and "Big Brother Sakura", at the same time, she feels that she is even less feminine than her own mother, Naruto. In fact, when so many people tolerate and dote on him, It is only possible that he will be beaten by Sakura.

Because my parents have not been around for a long time, even if I make any mistakes, I can't be taught by Naruto and Sasuke. Mianma can not grow crooked when there are so many "idiot parents" around, in fact Really can't do without Sakura's fist education.

Extra 15 Love Potion

Because they are connected by the same fate, in the last life, I regarded Gaara as my closest friend besides Konoha's partner. Even in this life, Naruto still believes that in the one he knows Of all the other villagers in the village, Gaara is the friend who has the deepest friendship with himself and the most unbreakable friendship between them.

After returning to the village with Sasuke one time, I heard that Gaara was currently staying in Konoha for official business. Naruto quickly invited him to his house as a guest, which was convenient for a long time. The two of them who haven't seen each other can have a good chat.

The tea for the guests had just been brought out not long ago. Mianma, who was always running around in the village on weekdays, appeared in Naruto and Sasuke's small home.

"Mom, I just found something very interesting outside. Would you like to take a look?"

Although he is not like the Konoha friends who can often see Naruto, he often sees Gaara, but Uzumaki Mianma also knows Gaara, the uncle Somura who is very good to him.

So, after returning home, he greeted Gaara with a smile on his face, and Mian Ma quickly refocused on the small bottles he brought back.

I think when I first saw Uzumaki's face numb, I was asked by the other party, "Uncle, why don't you grow eyebrows?" As a Gaara, even if he lost the Shouhe in his body, it was impossible to disappear as a person. The person with the thick dark circles that is the symbol of the tail person Zhuri is actually not just an eyebrow problem that has been ridiculed by the facial numbness once.

"Little Uncle Li happens to be the exact opposite of you. You don't have eyebrows at all, while his eyebrows are too thick and dark, so it would be nice if the two of you could neutralize each other. Come on, it's impossible for Little Uncle Li to always be said by Big Sister Ying, she can't stand someone with too thick eyebrows."

I once expressed such feelings to myself, and then I thought of another way to neutralize the eyebrows, but Mian Ma had solemnly talked about his worries to Gaara.

"I originally thought that it would be great if Uncle Li could give you half of his eyebrows, but if you think about it carefully, you will find that the so-called half eyebrows are actually divided into three different ways. ."

Of course, there is nothing wrong with cutting Xiao Li's two eyebrows, and then giving the cut part to I Love Luo An, but what if the cut is not horizontal but vertical?In this way, doesn't it mean that Xiao Li and Gaara can only have short, stubby eyebrows like a black ball?

"If you cut it like that, what's the difference between holding a piece of charcoal and scribbling on your face? Also, even if it doesn't develop into this shape in the end, the eyebrows are divided in half or something, maybe it will evolve into the two of you alone. There's only one eyebrow, isn't it?"

"..." In the face of this series of words from the whirlpool, I just feel that children can really make fun of themselves, and Gaara has already realized that Mianma is actually a lively and active person. In the case of a naughty kid, on this day, he was very curious about what was in the small bottle he brought back from outside.

In today's peaceful age, it is not necessary to go out frequently to perform tasks. As a very good medical ninja, Sakura often takes some tests inexplicably when she is always busy in the hospital on weekdays. of contraband work.

Recently, people from the Konoha Police Force told him that a certain "love potion" was flowing into Konoha Ninja Village through external channels. Sakura just heard about the use of this potion. , shouldered the responsibility of preparing the antidote.

The potion that has not been used is completely colorless and transparent, like boiled water.There is no smell and no smell at the same time. This potion only needs to inject a person's chakra into it when using it.

After injecting chakra, the discoloration of this potion can be directly observed. If the user wants someone to like him, then he only needs to sprinkle the potion on the target person, or let him take it. , then this is enough.

Compared with just the external contact of the body surface, taking the potion directly can achieve more obvious effects. The more potions the user comes into contact with, the more obvious the effects of the potions will be on him.If the relationship between the chakra infuser and the user is originally good, then the higher the original goodwill between the two people, the more obvious the medicinal effect will naturally become.

"This is really the era of peace, and the world is completely different." When she was a young girl, she had never seen such a thing at all. When Xiao Sakura learned about it, it had just come out. Not long after the potion, I only sighed: "People are really getting better and better now, and they don't need to struggle on the line of life and death, so they spend time and energy on developing such boring things."

It is known from the population of the police force that there are actually quite a few people who buy such messy things. Sakura only feels that the living standards of today's people have really improved and their income has also increased, so they will take the money. To buy this kind of thing is to deceive at all.

Since there is no corresponding antidote for this kind of potion at present, and the user can only wait for the effect of the drug to pass by itself before returning to normal, so Sakura was asked to make the antidote for this potion while taking it. A lot of potion samples were sent from the police force to be used as research materials.

When Sakura was busy preparing antidote in the laboratory that day, a young member of the police force confiscated many small glass bottles from outside, and suspected that the transparent liquid inside was probably love potion.

Decided to leave the test and confirmation of its final composition to Sakura, so after putting those vials in Sakura's office, he turned around and left. The young member of the police force did not know that the whirlpool Mian Ma, a child who runs around the village at any time, will see the small bottle on the table before Sakurazuri returns to the office.

"Chakra perfume?" Since Naruto Sasuke had to go to the hospital to replenish the medical supplies consumed during the mission every time he returned to the village, before Gaara visited his home that day, I took over this task from Naruto first, and Mian Ma was there. After finishing the business at the pharmacy, I remembered Brother Sakura, so I came over to say hello to my eldest sister.

"Hello, eldest sister! Hey, aren't you there?" After entering the empty, Sakura's office, he quickly noticed several small glass bottles placed on the table, and Mian Ma was so curious. , so jumped up and touched a small bottle to see.

"Want to know what kind of perfume your chakra can make? It's very simple, just pour chakra into the liquid in the bottle and that's it."

I don't know that the label on the small glass bottle is actually a disguise to cover up the truth that the potion is actually a love potion. As a person who thinks that there is nothing untouchable about perfume, Mianma quickly opened one. The small bottle, and then poured his own chakra into it.

The original colorless and transparent liquid quickly turned into a bright and transparent emerald green, and at the same time it also brought a touch of plant aroma. Said the instructions for the chakra perfume, and it was very interesting to touch four or five small bottles.

When I got home, I put away the medical supplements I brought back, and then I quickly showed Naruto the small bottle in which I had injected chakra. Mianma, as a child who thinks this perfume is actually quite interesting, Can't wait to let Naruto try it out and see what he can turn this transparent and colorless liquid into.

"Chakra Perfume?" After traveling outside the village for a long time, he had never heard of any love potion. After Naruto carefully read the label on the small bottle, he soon became full of curiosity. He opened a brand new vial and poured his own chakra into it.

It can be seen that the liquid in the bottle quickly turned into a transparent, orange-yellow citrus, and it also exudes a sweet citrus fragrance. Naruto thinks that this small commodity is actually quite interesting, while guessing. Said: "I don't know what kind of result will be produced if Sasuke injects Chakra."

"It's sky blue, and it still exudes the breath of the sea?" But just as he said his guess, he heard Sakura's voice from outside the house, and Naruto really forgot to ask the question. Ma, where did the small bottle in his hand come from?

I didn't know that Mian Ma had secretly entered her office when she was in the laboratory. If Sakura didn't happen to meet Inuzuka Hana after returning to the office, then she really couldn't do it in a short time. Nei figured out who had taken the few small bottles that were missing on the table.

After returning to her desk, she saw the message that was pressed under her water glass. Sakura quickly knew that the extra small bottle on the table was brought to her by the Konoha Police Force. .

Because the other party couldn't confirm whether the confiscated thing was related to the love potion or not, so he should have returned to the laboratory immediately for testing, but Sakura just scanned the digital information on the message post. , I noticed that the data recorded on the small bottle on the desktop and the message are not the same.

"Obviously a few of these vials are missing! What's going on? Who the hell touched my desk when I was in the lab just now?"

Although the love potion is not a dangerous thing, and he has not yet confirmed what is in the small bottle on the table, it is still impossible for Sakura to remain indifferent when the small bottle is inexplicably missing. .

So, just when she guessed who took the small bottle on the table, and if the contents of the small bottle were really love potions, then there would be any unexpected troubles, just when Inuzuka Hana, who was looking for Sakura on a business matter, appeared in this office just like that.

"Who are you asking who took the small bottle on the table?" As Ya's elder sister, obviously like her younger brother, she has a sense of smell that surpasses that of ordinary people. Inuzuka Hana quickly gave an absolutely impossible mistake. The affirmative answer: "The small bottle on the table was touched by the whirlpool."

So, after knowing who had been in and out of his office just now, he immediately took steps and ran out of the office. With the help of Inuzuka Hana, Sakura quickly figured out Uzumaki Mianma. All the way to run straight home.

"Mianma, you little bastard, hurry up and return those small bottles you just took away!" For the time being, I can't take care of Inuzuka Hana's affairs. Besides, Sakura soon ushered in Hua's farewell and left.

He didn't see Xiao Ying at all, so he heard her voice directly, and Naruto immediately understood where the small bottles Mian Ma was holding came from.

"Didn't you say you can't take other people's things? Mianma, how can you do such a thing? Don't ask yourself to take it, and treat it as stealing. Your uncle Wease must have taught you this principle?!"

"I didn't want to steal anything." Because my parents didn't stay in the village for a long time, it was rare to be able to share some delicious, beautiful and fun things with them. Mian Ma just couldn't wait to share it with them I showed Naruto something that I thought was fun, so I took the bottle from Sakura's table without saying hello.

I feel that I can use my pocket money to buy unopened chakra perfume and return it to Xiaoying after I have shared this kind of thing with Naruto at home. Came here on purpose for a few small bottles of perfume.

"Could it be that this so-called chakra perfume is very expensive? Or is it that its inventory is very small, so it is very difficult to buy in the market?" In addition to these two reasons, I completely think I don't know why Sakura came after a few small bottles, so Mianma's face collapsed, and then hid behind Gaara.

I always knew that in front of Xiao Sakura, my mother could not be trusted at all, so how could Mian Ma understand Naruto's fear of being dominated by Brother Sakura's iron fist in his previous life.

Knowing that if Sakura gets angry and beats someone, then she won't be able to get shelter from Naruto at all, Mian Ma just glanced at him as a guest from another village, so Sakura faced Gaara anyway. Under the circumstance that he had to restrain himself, he resolutely hid directly behind Gaara.

"I love Uncle Luo, whether I can get rid of the swollen lump on my head, it all depends on your performance."

"..." Holding two small bottles of emerald green and citrus yellow in his hand, he was just paying attention to this interesting perfume. Gaara faced the man who suddenly hid behind him. His face was numb, so he was amused by his pitiful appearance and miserable tone.

I didn't know that what Uzumaki Mianma brought back was not a so-called chakra perfume at all, but a love potion. Naruto faced Sakura who came to visit, and only hoped that she could calm down and give Mianma an apology and compensation. Opportunity.

The point of concern is not that he doesn't ask himself to pick it up, but whether he has used these small bottles on someone. Sakura just walked into the room and saw Gaara's hands directly. Holding two different colored liquids.

Just from the appearance, it is impossible to confirm whether the contents in the small bottle are perfume or medicine. Sakura just wants to get these things back immediately.

It's a pity that she has not yet been able to retrieve the other small bottles that Mianma was carrying on her body that could not be opened, and in the dodging room of Mianma, she saw the orange-colored bottle that Gaara was holding in her hand. The small bottle was dropped because its sleeve was pulled by the numbness.

As a result, Gaara, who reflexively used the other hand to pick up the dropped bottle, left the citrus-colored transparent liquid in it reluctantly and spilled it all on his hand.

"No way?!"

Facing Sakura's face that suddenly sank, Gaara wasn't sure if it was because the cost of the perfume was too expensive, so she felt that the matter in front of her was totally unprovoked. In the case of wasteful, face down, Gaara only knows that perfume or something, even if it is knocked over on his body, he doesn't care.

"Isn't it the same as eating a lot of citrus and the smell can't be washed off all of a sudden? It's nothing, this smell will not cause me any trouble."

I originally thought about it from this angle, but then I realized that something was wrong with me. The next second, Gaara felt that Naruto, who handed him a tissue in time, shone brightly.

I don't even know that this is the love potion that has already begun to take effect. Gaara just grabbed Naruto's hand and said, "Naruto, please marry me!"

"..." I didn't know that both Sakura and Gaara visited their home on this day, and Sasuke went home after completing the report on the execution of the mission inside Naruto.So, just after he got home, he witnessed Gaara digging his corner...

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Extra 16 Neji, Tiantian

"Mianma, you little bastard, look at what you've done!"

Even if there is no way to determine whether the liquid contained in the small glass bottle sent to him by the members of the Konoha Police Force is a perfume or a potion just by the appearance and smell, Sakura can still perform in Gaara's present performance. It is clear that something very wrong comes to the final conclusion.

There is no need to worry about the emerald green liquid, which person's chakra is in it, Sakura only needs to look at the citrus-colored transparent liquid that knocked over Gaara's hand to know that it must contain Naruto's Chakra.

Originally, when the small bottle was knocked over, he immediately took out the tissue and wanted to hand it to Gaara to wipe it, but Naruto saw the liquid clearly when his hand was held by the other party. , like rainwater absorbed by the soil, penetrated into Gaara's skin.

So, even if you don't know what this liquid is at all, Naruto can completely think of this strange phenomenon, which must be inseparable from Gaara's current performance.

I heard from many people that Gaara had known Naruto when he was a child, and also received great comfort and great help from the latter, but Mianma never knew that, It turns out that Gaara actually has such thoughts on Naruto.

I don't think Gaara has other ideas about Naruto beyond friendship. After all, I have known him for so many years, and I have never seen any clues, but Sakura had to sigh: "Although I will not put Gaara But Sasuke obviously couldn't just listen to it."

When I was young, I thought that Naruto had the potential to attract bees and butterflies, so I never dared to take it lightly for many years. No matter what, Sasuke never imagined that under the circumstance that he was on guard, there would still be people born in the face of hemp. At this moment after several years, inexplicably came to propose to Naruto.

"Dad, Uncle Gaara wants to steal my mother from you!"

Seeing that after Sakura sighed very speechlessly, she raised her hand to cover her eyes, and her face was so numb that she suddenly arrived without knowing how tired Sakura felt right now. Next to Sasuke who stepped into the house.

"Although it is said that Dad, you and Mom have never had a wedding at all, but on the villager's household registration form, you and Mom are the husband and wife recorded on the record, right? So, obviously my mom is already married. I love that Uncle Luo dares to come and propose like this, Dad, why don't you hurry up and swear your sovereignty, so that Uncle can retreat in spite of difficulties."

I don't understand at all why Gaara made such a sudden announcement of marriage proposal, so I wondered if there were rumors that he had sacrificed himself outside the village for a while. Sasuke himself really couldn't understand, if Naruto is not now If a widow without a master, then why would Gaara do such a rude thing all of a sudden.

"No, Sasuke, you misunderstood! This is not Gaara's heart at all. His current state is obviously very abnormal. It should be affected by the special medicine."