Hey! People Are in Konoha, We Are the Cubs of Otsutsuki

The sand gathered into an arm that resembled a crane, and grabbed it brutally!

You did your part.

——The strange wrist of feces!

The feces caught by the strange wrist of sand condensed into a strange wrist of the same size!

Then, the strange wrists of Sha and Shit broke their wrists in the air!

Gaara: "In order to make these shits have such hardness and strength, how much chakra did you inject into them, hey!!!"

Yuu: "A little bit!"

Gaara: "What?"

Yuu: "If it's for a friend to fulfill a promise to a friend, no matter how much chakra you have, it's just a little bit!"

boom! ! ! !

Gaara's sand monster wrist and Yuu's shit monster wrist were smashed to pieces on the ground...!

"Xine!!!"

Gaara is fierce and fierce.

——Sand Shuriken!

After being smashed, the bouncing gravel gathered into many shurikens, and shot towards Yu behind!

Cuckoo!

The spare shit around Yu forms a wall of shit to block the sand shuriken!

You Xiao made a hand seal: "It's my turn!"

— Shit Shuriken!

The monster's wrists spread out, split into many shurikens, and shot at Gaara!

The spare sand around Gaara forms a sand wall defense, resisting the shit shuriken!

"Why do you always imitate my tricks!!!"

"Imitation? No, no, I want to tell you the commonality between shit and sand, the superiority of shit, and the replaceability of sand!"

"Superiority, substitutability? Hahahahaha, it's really ridiculous. So far, apart from the stench that can attract flies, what point can prove that shit is superior to sand!!"

Goo goo goo goo...!

Just as I was talking, the back of the sand wall in front of Gaara was suddenly infiltrated with a layer of yellowish brown, and then it disintegrated uncontrollably!

Gaara's face changed drastically: "Shit, the grease in the shit has stained my sand!!!"

"As you can see, the infiltrated sand is useless..."

Yu approached Gaara.

"Also, it can be combined with ninjutsu, like this..."

Demonstration of You Xiao's mudra.

——Dragon bullet technique!

Whoa!

The wave of excrement rising from the gourd turned into a excrement dragon flying into the air, descending on Gaara's head!

"!" Gaara didn't dare to take it hard, and stayed away with the blinking technique!

boom! ! !

The excrement dragon landed, splashing a golden soup!

Seeing Yu's feet, Gaara curled up a ferocious smile: "You, it's over..."

He clenched his palms, and the sand around his feet suddenly wrapped around his ankles!

"Ah??"

Gaara pulls the palm of your hand! !

Whoa! !

The sand caught Yuu, threw it into the sky, and fell hard on the ground in front of Gaara!

You murmured: "I was careless, I didn't flash..."

I love Luo's palm to explore!

——Sand bound coffin!

Whoa, whoa, whoa...!

I love the unused sand in the gourd, covering Yuu's body with one brain!

Against the background of suspended sand, Gaara spread out his palms, his aura was like a desert tyrant!

"To put it bluntly, what you can manipulate is the shit in that gourd, but I can manipulate the sand in the natural environment around me. There is no comparison. You, who are not prepared for this, are nothing more than that. I will freshen you up." Please sacrifice your flesh and blood to my 'mother'!!!"

chap!

As soon as the words fell, Gaara's palm suddenly clenched!

——Sand Waterfall Funeral! !

Click...! ! ! ! !

The extremely shrunken sand showed a small human-shaped silhouette!

Gaara looked hesitant: "It doesn't feel right, the sand doesn't seem to crush him, why, it's like this, it shouldn't be..."

The sand covered the silhouette of a human, sat up from the ground, shook off the sand from his body, revealing Yu who was unharmed!

You took off the little windmill on the back collar, which was crumpled by the sand, and said distressedly: "Ah, my beloved little windmill, it's all crumpled..."

"you you……"

Gaara's expression at the moment is like seeing a ghost.

Yu smoothed out the folds on the small windmill, and put it back on the back collar of the clothes again.

The small windmill squeaked and turned!

Whoa! ! !

From the gourd behind You, endless waves of excrement gushed out. The scene was like a volcanic eruption!

"Eh?????????"

The eyeballs of the audience outside the arena flew out. For a moment, they even forgot to savor the pungent stench!

Yu took a step forward and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Let me tell you a secret, this gourd is a treasure called 'Tianjiu Gourd', which originally contained endless wine, but the ninja Three prohibitions, under the age of 20, you are not allowed to drink alcohol. I am only 12 years old this year, which is still early, so I transformed this gourd into a 'heavenly shit gourd', which contains a lot of shit, how much can I use, It all depends on your own strength, what, is your heart moving? Hehe!"

Gaara already Sasuke Hua: "What the hell are you!!!!!!!"

Yu Xiao half covered his face with his hands, lowered his eyes and said deeply: "The bell of the Gion Abode is ringing, telling that the world is impermanent, the flowers of the Sal tree fade, and the prosperity turns into a vicissitudes of life. I am Hinata Yu, a Konoha ordinary ninja. !!"

Full of forceful self-introduction, if there is no erupting shit gourd, and the river of shit rattling in the sky!

beep!

The gourd is sealed, and the wake injects the last touch of color into the sky.

You Xiao's hands pressed down, Wan Jun's feces waterfall descended!

My love Luo's scalp is numb, and I don't want to sit still!

"Ma Da Ma Da!! [It's not over yet]"

——Empty sand wall!

"Ooooooooooooooooooo...!"

With his raised arms, all the sand on the Chunin test site was lifted up, forming a protective sand wall covering the entire venue, carrying the shocking feces waterfall!

Gaara laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, block it, block those shitheads!!!"

But the good times didn't last long, as a large amount of excrement penetrated into the sand, Gaara was powerless, the empty sand wall collapsed, and the fragments of the mixture smashed down indiscriminately!

The sand gourd carried by Gaara spread out and turned into the last sand shield!

boom! ! !

When the dust settled, the sand shield protecting Gaara broke apart.

"Huh, huh, huh, huh..." Because of the overdraft of Chakra, he lay on the last piece of pure land with all four limbs and panted violently, and the sand armor of his body was also cracking!

The sky is overcast and the rain is coming!

Gaara, who was damaged in the rain, looked extremely embarrassed.

There was no sand armor covering the skin, and the coldness of the rain was transmitted through the skin, which made him shiver violently.

He said in silence: "So, is the temperature of the rainwater so cold?"

People's hearts, so why not...

despair!

You stomped on the dirty ground and came out of the rain!

Gaara's face was horrified: "No, don't come here!!!"

Yu walked up to him.

Gaara closed her eyes resignedly.

Suddenly... the icy rain was cut off, and there was a ticking sound above his head, which was the sound of blood slapping the umbrella cloth in his memory!

But apart from the stench of feces, there is no bloody smell around!

Gaara opened his eyes, in front of him, Yu was holding an umbrella for him with one hand, and in the other hand was a piece of candy with a cartoon pattern!

"Hey, after eating it, we will be good friends. From now on, what you do with Gaara will be what I do with Yuu Hinata. I will do what I say!"

Chapter 137 I did it, you can do whatever you want