Hey! People Are in Konoha, We Are the Cubs of Otsutsuki

"Where are we???"

thump! !

Shino fell...

"Shino!!!"

The love of the son is eager, the oil girl Zhihui stepped on the dung water, rushed to the son's side, opened the insect screen, and blocked the feces in the sky! !

As we all know, the oil girl family will open a hole in the body in order to host the insects in the body!

Shino was delirious: "Shit, shit poured into my body from the wormhole...!!"

Zhiwei said sternly: "Quick, let the bad parasites in your body eat those feces from your body!! Otherwise, the bacteria and toxins in the feces will contaminate blood vessels and organs, causing sepsis!"

Shino, do it now! !

The oil lady was curious: "Lord Zhiwei, why are you so familiar!"

Zhiwei said in a low voice: "If you want to ask why, my grandfather Zhixiang, the oily daughter, once did something similar to cultivate a species called 'parasite'!!"

"Similar...things?"

"That's right, the fecal water is introduced into the body through the worm hole and injected into the chakra to cultivate the parasites!"

"Then... did he succeed?"

"Failed, he died of sepsis. After all, it is a shameful black history, so I never mentioned it!"

Shino was out of danger after letting the bad insects lose the feces that they had eaten, but she also passed out in a coma!

The worms in his body were basically killed... but there were one or two that survived and gave birth to worm eggs!

……

Haruno Sakura's home.

Sakura has gradually gotten used to her bald head...

"When I had hair in the past, I would set aside an hour a day to get my hair done."

"But without the hair, I have an extra hour of time a day at my disposal to do other, more meaningful things!"

Sakura looked in the mirror, her bare head!

"Furthermore, it's convenient to wash my hair. In the past, I had to wash my hair three times with shampoo and then twice with conditioner, but now, I just need to turn on the shower and wash it once..."

"Perhaps, this is the test of the god of love for me. Before the cherry blossoms bloom, they have to experience the baptism of the cold winter, so that they can emit the most fragrant aroma in the spring..."

Sakura, who is addicted to chicken soup for the soul, turns on the shower, she wants to wash her hair!

Whoa!

Hot water, poured on her polished head!

She closed her eyes and enjoyed the comfort that came from her scalp...

But suddenly, the shower seemed to be stuck by something and made a puffing sound!

Sakura rubbed her scalp with her hands and felt something thick on her head, like toothpaste squeezed out!

She grabbed one and held it in front of her.

It smells weird, open your eyes!

It's shit! !Squeezed into strips of shit in the shower! !

The self in the mirror is wearing a dirty braid made of shit!

Sakura's pupils shrank!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!"

A scream! ! ! !

"Sakura, what's wrong with you...!!!"

Haruno Sakura's mother broke into the door and was immediately frightened! !

Sakura sat in the stench and rolled her eyes!

"Husband!! Come here quickly!!!"

"What happened!!" Sakura's father went downstairs with his pants up.

"Sakura, Sakura...she lost her bowels!!!"

……

It is no coincidence.

Mizuki had another nightmare.

Still being blown away by those three devil muscle men!

Those three are monsters!

The two are in a father-son relationship, and can use the Lei Dun chakra mode, and one can use the tail beast chakra mode!

The three took turns to go into battle... In the dream, Shuimu couldn't resist!

Every time he wakes up, the tearing sensation makes him dare not fall asleep again! !

I thought it was just an accidental dream, but I didn't expect it to linger!

If it goes on like this, he will go crazy!

Fortunately... the explosion just now woke him up from his nightmare!

Dragging his body on the verge of falling apart, he came to the faucet, washed his face with force, and looked at his increasingly haggard self in the mirror!

"It's a demon fox!!! It must be that demon fox Naruto, he's using magic on me!!!"

"Damn, if this goes on like this, I'll go crazy!!"

"I can't sleep anymore, at least until I find a solution!!!"

"But tonight...how do you make it through?"

Mizuki's body seemed to be hollowed out, and the sleepiness lingered!

"By the way, there is such a method, I have used it before..."

He turned on the faucet again and tried to keep himself awake by drinking cold water! !

puff……!puff……!Puff puff! !

Mizuki's bloodshot eyes widened! ! !

"vomit……!!!"

He curled up on the ground, turned his stomach and vomited!

Goo goo goo goo...!

The feces took over the sink and overflowed from the edge...!

Mizuki collapsed: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm fed up!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The sound of the explosion also alarmed Uchiha who was gathering at the Nanga Shrine!

The clansmen were like birds of prey! !

"Damn, did they finally decide to strike first!!!"

"It's so despicable to call when we should have been asleep!!"

"Patriarch, fight with them!!!!"

Fuyue is the patriarch and keeps his due calm: "Don't be nervous, let's check the situation!!"

Sasuke...

With his young children in mind, he was so anxious!

A few minutes later, Uchiha scouts came to report: "Report to the patriarch, an explosion of unknown cause occurred in our clan's septic tank...!!!"

"What... is the septic tank blown up??"

"Could it be Konoha's tricks!!"

Fuyue asked: "How is the situation?"

The spy said: "The excrement flows backwards into the sewer pipe, and once the water valve is moved, it will spurt out dirt!"

"Huh." Fuyue breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that we are overthinking..."

The tension on the field has also eased.

Whoa!

At this time, a man with long hair from Uchiha suddenly stood up, his face full of fear: "It's over, it's over..."

The hearts of everyone mentioned their throats again: "What's wrong??"

The man said: "Before I went out, I forgot to turn off the faucet!!!!"

……

The septic tank exploded, and no one pooping was innocent...

Only the matter of breathing, everyone is equal, under the stench, no one can be spared!

"ah……!"

"Who the hell did a good job!!!"

"Yuck~~~~~~~!!"

Ask what is the love between shit, Konoha monkey can't cry!

Gugugu... Countless small bubbles of resentment rose from all over Konoha, turning into hundreds of small resentment bats hovering!

"hey-hey……"

Yuu, the creator of shit, looked at this scene and smiled harmlessly...