Hey! People Are in Konoha, We Are the Cubs of Otsutsuki

This is very hard for the Hyuga family, everyone is generally not good at using conventional escape techniques, and domestic water needs to be imported from outside the village, so cooking has become a problem!

What should I do?

Yuu came up with the idea of ​​processing shit into delicious dishes.

In this way, it can solve the problem of fecal solution residue placement, and secondly, it can solve the problem of a family's... ahem, a family's feeding problem.

Turn waste into treasure, why not!

Hmm... It can be considered a trivial compensation for the people who were implicated in the septic tank incident!

Hey!Just do what you say, and find the cauldron for stewing at home after taking the materials on the spot!

What if there is no water?

Although after You learned Fire Dun, Water Dun, Earth Dun, Thunder Dun, Wind Dun and so on, all of them are self-taught!

But Yuu decided to respect the originality of the material!

So, just use the water you have in the toilet tank...

After boiling the water, the first step is to boil the bottom of the pot!

What he wants to do is shit curry!

The main ingredient is the golden hill piled up in the corner!

Manipulated with the power of thought, throwing it into the pot.

Add star anise, fennel, ginger, mustard and more!

Add light soy sauce, soy sauce, cooking wine, cumin and other seasonings!

By the way, to neutralize the smell, Yoo poured two big bags of sugar!

After finishing, Yu started to stir, the pot is too big and the spoon is too small, so just use the toilet's shit stirrer!

During the stirring, the main ingredients are dissolved, and the seasonings and seasonings are melted into a pot of thick soup!

Yuu's secret pot bottom is done!

Add side dishes like potatoes, carrots, cucumbers!

"Well, the nutrients are enough, but there is still a little lack of dry goods!"

Yu took out various flavors of candy from his pocket, and went to the pot!

"Well, I forgot to peel off the candy wrapper. Forget it, the most important thing is what's inside!"

Cover the pot and cook it on high heat first, then simmer on low heat until it tastes delicious!

Uh, it's not like curry, it's like stewed... Forget it, don't care about these details!

After half an hour, the pot was boiled, and the heat was aching.

Yu scooped a spoonful and looked at the sleeping little fireworks.

"Hana is just when she grows up, why don't you let her eat it first?"

But after thinking about it, the fireworks are still small, and the gastrointestinal function is not very sound, so forget it for the time being.

"Let Brother Neji, come and have a taste with Dad!"

The small basin in which Yu used the fireworks to bathe was full, holding it in both hands, and tiptoed out of the room!

Five minutes later, he came back with the shit bowl in his hand, leaning his back against the door, and slowly sat on the tatami mat!

"I, is this escaping..."

"Or, I'm not confident in my craft and don't have the courage to take the first bite?"

"As a ninja, at any time, you can't choose to escape!"

After making up his mind, he made a seal with both hands!

Bang bang bang!

Three shadow clones appeared!

"Can't escape!"

"Correct!"

"I come from a country of etiquette, humility is a virtue, please go first!"

"No, no, please go first!"

"You first!"

"You first!!"

"You first!!"

"Guess the box and decide!!"

"good idea……!"

Three shadow avatars guessing boxing... All three are a draw!

Continue to be humble, and we will mingle in front of you...

The main body spoke: "Don't make trouble, do you want to wake up the fireworks, the three of you together!"

"This……"

"The main body has spoken!"

"Then let's go together!"

"Gudong!"

The three clones took out a spoonful of each, and ate it hard!

Bang bang bang...!

The clones were killed at the same time!

Feedback from the eating experience!

"Ouch~~~~!"

You lied on the tatami and vomited into the basin, that was a mouthful of words!

"Ha, ha, not only did the sugar not counteract the original taste of shit, but it mixed together and turned into a fly-like smell! Combined with the energy of mustard, it kept rushing towards the head! Hahaha, this taste is simply incredible... Vomit~~~~~~!"

After sorting out the leftovers and watering the flowers in the yard, Yu went back to the room and lay down.

"Shit curry, it failed..."

He is not a person who gives up once he fails, he will sum up his experience and try again!

"By the way, when frying fish, I like to paste a layer on the outside to remove the fishy smell. Can I use a similar method, for example, paste a layer of soil on the surface of the shit? Hey, good idea , try it next time..."

Holding the sleeping little fireworks in his arms, Yuu turns on the light!

"Hey, let's play, let's play, let's play, but let's not joke about extermination..."

Before going to bed!

Whoa, whoa, whoa...!

Hundreds of little bats with grievances flew out from the ceiling, and scattered to every corner of the wood leaves shrouded in the night!

"You have to fight for the opportunity yourself, can you seize it or not, it's up to you... Itachi!"

Konoha is very small, but it is also very large... As soon as the hundreds of bats scattered, they disappeared in an instant.

In the second half of the night, a lonely little bat flew over the station of the Uchiha clan!

Itachi stayed awake all night, at midnight after autumn, wearing a thin black shirt, sitting on the highest roof in Uchiha.

The pair of kaleidoscope writing wheel eyes that are always open, in the cold night, dazzling red glow!

When the little bat came into view, Itachi stood up, his eyes calm but deep!

He didn't know if this was a coincidence, or if it seemed like a coincidence!

But he knew that he had to grasp this fleeting moment!

"That is a special chakra body formed by resentment. Referring to the shadow secret technique of the Nara family, in terms of technique, it should be inclined to the change of 'Yin Escape', then, this method may work!"

quack quack...!

Itachi's hand is also based on the 'crow hunting technique' of escapism, condensing a black crow and flying into the sky!

At the moment when the black crow collided with the bat, it unilaterally went to annihilation!

The two are also based on Yin Escape, but they are not the same level at all!

But that's not the point... the point is, the chakra synchronization, done!

Even if it was only for a moment, Itachi still confirmed the general position of the operator through reverse perception!

Itachi raised his eyes to the east, and there was a hint of surprise in his eyes: "Is it the Hyuga clan..."

Swish!

He disappeared on the roof, avoiding the eyes and ears of surveillance outside the clan, and rushed towards the station of the Hinata clan!

Yuu also sensed something and woke up from her sleep.

"It's so fast, but you really have..."

Swish!

Lifting the quilt, he walked out of the house in a flash!

"No matter what, it's not suitable to meet here, find a place that is a little off..."

On the way to Hyuga, Itachi saw a little bat again!

Touch the porcelain with the crow again!

He noticed something: "The magician... is moving at a high speed?"

After being stunned for a while, the corner of his mouth lifted lightly: "So that's the case, are you 'inviting' me, I really didn't find the wrong person!"

Yuu and Itachi are about to meet, what kind of spark will the two of them collide?