Hey! People Are in Konoha, We Are the Cubs of Otsutsuki

"Shh!" Hizu immediately made a silent gesture.

"..." Ningci walked over lightly, and after standing for a while, her expression gradually became arrogant!

The picture is frozen like this, the pattering rain, and the enduring urine, stunned people!

Until, a rainbow bridge was erected over the yard!

Rizu's mouth is dry: "How long has it been?"

Ridiculously looked away from the rainbow, looked at the watch in his hand, his eyes were bloodshot and said, "It's been an hour!!!"

The rainwater accumulated in the courtyard, with wonderful bubbles, flows to the drain.

Rizu said in amazement: "Yu...It's alright, stop!!"

"call……"

You took a deep breath, the arc in mid-air gradually slowed down, and finally stopped, there was only a tick of tick left, and Yun threw it away, putting away the crime tools.

Staying under the rainbow bridge in the sky, Yu faced the crowd and said firmly, "As you can see, this is the 'Urine Escape - Unlimited Urine Reading Technique'!"

Hua Huo was full of admiration: "Awesome~~~, Xiaoyou is really amazing~~~!!"

Neji gave a thumbs up: "You're really a heifer cramping--it's swaying!"

The brothers and sisters looked at each other in dismay. As adults, they were more concerned about the essence than the phenomenon!

Rizai asked, "You, how did you do it?"

Yu said, "Actually, the technique of urinating escape was something I learned from Hyuga's family-herited secret art!"

Hizu and Rizai were shocked: "From Hinata's family tradition? Are you talking about Rouquan??"

Yu nodded: "Yes, first of all, it is the breathing method of our Hyuga clan's soft fist, which is the key to making infinite urine!"

Rizu: "Breathing??"

Diary: "Isn't chakra used to make 'urine'?"

You shook his head and smiled: "Dad, you underestimate me too~ It's not me who blows it, any technique that uses one's own chakra to achieve, no matter how strong, is inferior, urinating, what is it for? Of course it is In order to get rid of the dross in the body, what is chakra, the essence of the human body! I use the essence to make the dross, and then expel it, isn't that a hole in the head!"

Rizai nodded with reason: "Yes, that's what happened!"

In fact, before Yu Zai, he was a uremia patient.

Uremia is the loss of kidney function and the loss of urinary detoxification ability.

The family conditions are not good, he does not have the conditions to take too expensive medicine, and he does not have the conditions to have a kidney transplant, so he can only rely on dialysis to maintain his life.

What is dialysis?It is to borrow professional equipment to remove toxins from the blood.

After crossing over, Yu became the Otsutsuki cub of Naruto World, and he no longer had to suffer from that crime, but he did not lose his heart.

The technique of urinating escape was invented by him very early. Because of the regrets of the past, he has never used it in front of others.

Urine escape is what You have learned from the principle of 'dialysis'!

"Urine is produced by water filtering the toxins from the organs in the body and accumulating in the bladder for excretion."

"The predecessor of urine is water, where does water come from? Outside, breathing is more maneuverable than drinking water. Therefore, I improved the breathing method of the Hyuga clan's soft boxing and created - 'Water Breathing' '!"

Daily foot, daily difference, Neji: "Breath of water??"

"like this……"

Yu took a deep breath.

"Dad, uncle, brother, look at me with your eyes!"

Needless to say, the three of them opened their eyes, and the fireworks followed.

"The moisture in the air...a lot of water flows into Yuu's body!"

"Li, amazing!! As expected of my son!!"

"But how, how to quickly turn the water breathed into the body into urine?"

"It's very simple, use the method of stimulating the meridians, that is, 'point acupuncture'!"

The daily difference and the daily foot were both startled: "Acupuncture??"

Yu said: "Yes, who said that Hinata's acupuncture can only be used for the enemy? The long-standing habit has made everyone form a blind spot, and acupuncture can also be used for themselves, but the premise is to find the right place!"

Da da da da...!

Yuu's fingers, quickly point on several acupuncture points of yourself!

"The water that enters the body through acupuncture and breathing with water is rapidly filtering the toxins in the body and producing urine..."

The four white-eyed gazes focused on Yu's lower abdomen together!

L……

"Down, down, really down...!!"

"Awesome, the stock is filled in an instant!!"

"That's how you are, making it while emitting it, reading endless urine, it's amazing!!!"

You said: "The next steps, everyone will know, as for how far you can urinate, it varies from person to person..."

"Can anyone else learn this technique?"

"Well, as long as it is our Hinata clan, it is possible to learn."

"It's great, you can freely control your urge to urinate and filter toxins in your body!"

"This technique really needs to be popularized among the family!"

"Yu, you really did a great job!!"

"As expected of my son!"

Well, no one cares anymore. After Yu 'bed wetting', why didn't you clean up the scene...

……

It was late at night, but the heavy rain could not quench Uchiha's frenzy...!

In the field, no one was holding an umbrella, and people were waving light sticks neatly and evenly without getting tired like the wind blowing wheat waves!

On the stage, Quan's black slim catgirl costume was soaked. I don't know if it was sweat or rain. She held the microphone tightly and announced in a low voice: "Next, it's the last song..."

"Eh...??" A burst of lost uproar sounded, and the scene was quiet for a moment!

Quan raised his face, and in the black eyes, Sangouyu lit up: "So, let all your enthusiasm be released to the fullest and without reservation, okay...!!!"

In the sound, "only my railgun", the explosive melody exploded...! ! !

Whoa!All stood up, and the deafening shouts echoed in the night of the square!

- "Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!...!"

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I'm sorry, there are too many things to do in the New Year, and the update is quite busy. It will return to normal after the year, hee hee... By the way, I forgot about the business, I wish you a Happy New Year~!

Chapter 60 Hey!Uchiha, who is born evil, can't be so loving

Amidst the fiery sound, Quan sang the last song.

Under the stage, the people of Uchiha were still unfinished and shouted for another song.

At this time, Fuyue walked up to the stage and took the microphone from Quan's hand.

hum!

A beep silenced the audience.

"???" Fu Yue looked blankly at the microphone in his hand.

Quan reminded in a low voice: "Uncle Fuyue, you are too close, take it further..."

Fuyue foolishly said: "Uh, sorry..."

"Hahaha..." There was a good-natured laughter from the audience.

Fuyue regrouped and asked loudly, "Everyone, are you having a good time tonight?"

Uchiha shouted in unison: "Have fun, it's just too much fun!!"

Fuyue held his face in a low voice: "But if we start a war, a dance like this will never be held again!"

"..." The Uchiha crowd bowed their heads and fell silent for a long time.

Fuyue said while the iron was hot.

"We always complain about the injustices of life, but we lose our sense of happiness."

"It turns out that happiness is all around us, we just don't find it."

"I did not deny that Konoha's existing system has made us lose a lot of things we should have."

"But as the saying goes, the human heart is not enough for a snake to swallow an elephant. We are not enough, and we are more than the next. Think of the ethnic groups that perished during the war in the ninja world in the past. Except for the bones of the barren mound, there is nothing left..."

"Of course, I'm not asking everyone to endure endlessly, but before complaining, do what you should do first."

"We are Konoha's police force, responsible for maintaining public order in Konoha. In the past, there was no perfect legal system, which made our law enforcement lose the benchmark and caused a lot of criticism, but in this negotiation, this issue has been resolved. , In the future, as long as we abide by the legal system in law enforcement, and do not mix personal emotions, no one will make irresponsible remarks..."

Tick ​​tick tick tock...the empty night, the rain gradually stopped, and the rainbow hung in the sky.

"The rain is over, and life will continue. I believe that after tonight, Uchiha will have a new and beautiful start. Would you like to watch it with me?"

These contagious words made everyone present yearn for a new life in their hearts. They raised their heads and spoke out their hearts at the moment.

"I am willing to follow the Fuyue Patriarch!"

"I would too!"

"We are all willing!!"

"Patriarch Fuyue, please lead us Uchiha to a new beginning!!!"

Fuyue held the microphone tightly and said sincerely: "Thank you, my beloved people, tonight, let's not get drunk or go home!"

Good wine and good food, served up!