I'm Really Three-dimensional

"Could it... be true?"

Slippery head muttered to himself.

"I ran into him the night before yesterday when I came home from work in a convenience store. Without saying a word, he rushed up at a speed that surpassed that of a human being. He took the Amacongyun sword and gave me two swords, almost hacking me to death."

As she spoke, Xue Nu felt lingering fears, thinking of the two swords from the day before yesterday, and swallowed her saliva.

"and after?"

"I must have been very angry at the time, and wanted to freeze this bastard, but when I opened my mouth to freeze the other party, the flamethrower that the other party unknowingly conjured up almost melted my mouth, and then took out a bazooka to point at me. Looking at me, as if he would shoot if I dared to move, I was so scared that I cried."

"Pfft~"

At this time, the slippery head laughed out loud.

At this time, Xue Nu stared at him with a pair of fierce eyes, as if she wanted to swallow herself.

"You do not believe?"

"This is too outrageous, it's the Tiancongyun sword, the flamethrower, and finally the rocket launcher."

Slipper shook his head, expressing his disbelief.

"But that's what actually happened, and believe it or not, he even ended up putting a Barrett barrel in my mouth."

Xue Nu said aggrievedly.

"Haha~"

Slippery laughed out loud, and then his face became gloomy: "This kind of bastard, I will never spare him."

"Humph!"

Xue Nu snorted, then continued to drink with her head down.

Hua Guitou glanced at Xue Nu, and continued drinking without saying a word.

after a while

This tavern created by monsters,

In came a man in full armor.

"welcome!"

An old man at the wine counter immediately stood up and said respectfully.

Xue Nu looked at the man who came in as if she had seen a ghost, as if she was about to run away.

After a moment of surprise, Slipper also remembered the report in the newspaper just now, and swallowed his saliva.

For some reason, when he saw this man, he felt a dangerous aura, and all the cells in his body were telling him to run away.

Everyone was looking at him, but he said to the counter nonchalantly, "Warm two bowls of wine and order a plate of fennel beans."

Then he sat next to Xue Nu, and Xue Nu was just about to get up and run when he forcefully pushed her back to her place.

Seeing this, the boss and the slippery ghost were about to scold immediately, but suddenly there was a loud bang.

The three of them heard the reputation and found a black sword on the ground.

The three of them swallowed, and they already recognized what the sword on the ground was.

"Oh, I'm sorry I dropped my sword, I'll pick it up."

I saw him pretending to have a headache, picked up the sword and threw it on the wine table with a bang.

Seeing this, Xue Nu and Hua Guitou couldn't help cursing secretly.

"Oh, sorry, this sword seems to be broken."

The man said again, stretching out his hand to wipe the blade.

Seeing this, Xuenv and Hua Guitou felt a little bit in their hearts.

"Isn't it to settle accounts with us?"

Thinking about it, he felt a little regretful, after all, he was going to teach him a lesson just now, and now he was a little bit regretful, regretting why he was so cheap.

And the man turned his head and looked down at the worried Xuenv beside him.

The slippery head was startled, and quickly stood up and walked outside.

"Where do you want to run?"

The man yelled with a playful smile on his face.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

Slippery head quickly replied.

"Oh, it's okay to go to the bathroom, I'll wait for you!"

The man looked at Hua Guitou with a wicked smile and said.

Then, there was another 'clang'.

"Wait, I still can't get on, I don't pee."

The slippery head twitched his mouth when he saw the falling bazooka on the ground, and quickly sat back on the spot.

"Where's the wine?"

Kato Duan put the bazooka back into the system, took out a Barrett that Kaguya brought back from abroad, wiped it, and casually asked the counter owner.

"What wine do you need?"

"Moutai!"

The man said coldly.

"Huh? Moutai? Sir, we don't have such high-end Huaguo goods, only ordinary sake and beer."

"Then give me a glass of orange juice, thank you."

The boss was taken aback when he heard the words, then nodded and went to prepare orange juice.

"Tell me, are there any monsters doing bad things around here?"

The man spoke slowly.

The snow girl and the ghost head trembled when they heard the words, and then looked at the man with fear.

"No, I haven't done anything bad, don't kill me!"

When Hua Guitou saw the man's cold helmet, he felt the pores all over his body stand up, and he begged in panic.

"Have you ever hurt someone?"

The man suddenly grabbed the slippery head and neck and looked at him indifferently.

"He didn't, at most he didn't give money for eating and drinking!"

At this time, Xue Nu hurriedly defended Hua Guitou.

"White monster?"

The man froze for a moment, then let go of his hand.

"Hu~"

Hua Guitou suddenly felt that his life was saved, panting heavily, then raised his hand to wipe his sweat, and looked at Xue Nu gratefully.

"I'm not a whoring monster, I'm called Slippery Ghost."

Slippery head quickly explained.

"That's it, I see, next time you are not allowed to go whoring for nothing."

"Um!"

The slippery head nodded, secretly relieved, and then sat back on the chair and continued to drink.

"Sir, your orange juice."

"What kind of monster are you?"

The man looked at the boss who had just handed the orange juice with a smile and asked.

"I am Fusangshen"

The man looked at the orange juice and then said in a deep voice: "Well, I know, I have only one purpose here, and that is to help you convey that as long as there are harmful monsters, no matter where they are, I will come to kill them personally gone."

After speaking, the man stood up, looked at the three of them and nodded, before walking outside the door, he suddenly turned into a knife and disappeared instantly.

"It actually...disappeared in an instant."

Xue Nu looked out the door with a shocked expression, but she did have a trace of regret in her heart. She originally thought that the other party would take off the helmet and drink a drink.

"There is also an extremely powerful strange energy in his body."

At this time, Fu Sangshen at the counter explained with a solemn face.

"It seems that he is quite reasonable."

"Yeah, last time I met him, I just explained that I never hurt anyone, and he let me go."

Xuenv couldn't help explaining when she remembered the experience of the previous few days.

"I'll go first then~"

The slippery ghost threw down a few ten thousand yuan bills and was ready to go out.

"You don't have credit anymore?"

"No more credit, let's pay it all off this time."

Seeing this, Xue Nu and Fu Sangshen looked at each other, shook their heads and laughed.

Chapter 56 Do you eat fruit?

When Kato Duan returned to the villa, he found that Kaguya had returned, and was holding food on the table with both hands at the moment. Seeing Kato Duan coming in, Kaguya smiled and said, "You're back, why have you been here for so long?"

Kato Duan took off the helmet, walked to Kaguya and sat down, Kaguya handed him a glass of juice: "Drink your saliva first, it's hard work."

Kato took the juice in Kaguya's hand, drank it all in one gulp, and after putting it down, he was still a little bit unsatisfied: "You are already very tired and you have to go home and cook for me yourself. It is you who worked hard."