I'm Going to Be a Blind King

But Xiao Di found that the stories of those heroes are all modern stories, and the stories of heroes who lived far away in time have long been lost.

In Xiao Di's opinion, Gilgamesh is the only hero and king in the world, so he began to record Gilgamesh's words and deeds since he was a child, just like now.

[The impolite God Ishtar is greedy and asks Uruk for a lot of treasures, cattle and sheep. King Gilgamesh made a small plan and sent away the God of Ishtar with a strange stone, and showed his own Power, the god Ishtar was forced to bless Uruk and promised not to enter Uruk on his own initiative. 】

[The goddess of the underworld in charge of death stretched out the tentacles of death to Uruk. In order to save Uruk from being destroyed in the future, King Gilgamesh brought his entourage Fris Dickens into the underworld and fought the underworld by himself. The goddess' army of tens of thousands of skeletons frightened the goddess of the underworld with her aura, making the goddess of the underworld subdued. No matter what, she would not let King Gilgamesh return to Uruk. The goddess was extremely beautiful, but King Gilgamesh was not a woman. , was angry for her selfish behavior as a goddess, shattered the passage between the underworld and the human world, and returned to the human world with his entourage, Frith Dickens. 】

Xiao Di put back the slate contentedly, and then guarded the sleeping King Gilgamesh.

Chapter No.16: Earth

When Gilgamesh woke up and saw that everyone in front of him was looking at him with adoring eyes, he felt very uncomfortable.

[I obviously want to be a fool, what is the problem? 】

After sending the nobles down, Gilgamesh prepares to start the day's work.

The slate was brought up piece by piece, and looking at the correct solution above, he felt even more uncomfortable.

【Why are you all loyal ministers?Is there only one real traitor, Siduri? 】

Gilgamesh sighed and asked Siduri at the bottom of the steps: "Siduri, how is that Ahada?"

Siduri replied, "King, Mr. Ahada is still the same."

"Where's the bard? Did you get the word out?"

Gilgamesh can't wait. After so many days, the lottery hasn't been drawn yet. What should he do?

"My lord, the bards are still being summoned."

Siduri looked a little helpless.

Gilgamesh couldn't wait any longer, and made a decision with a snap of his head.

"Don't worry, go, gather all the nobles and the citizens of Uruk, go to the river to see Ahada, and see the outstanding operation of this king!"

"King! This is too..."

Siduri wanted to go forward and give advice.

"Ok?"

Seeing Gilgamesh's appearance, Siduri knew that she had nothing to do, so she obediently went to inform the nobles and citizens.

Then the group rushed to the riverside in a hurry, and some people felt strange along the way, this is the person who did not know the treatment of Ahada.

Some people scolded the faint-hearted king directly in their hearts, and they were absent-minded along the way.

Gilgamesh is very happy to see these people, this time it is stable, the whole Uruk will know how stupid he is, how to persecute the old officials of the three dynasties, stupid value, my stupid value is coming.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Gilgamesh let out a pleasant laugh.

Those who didn't know the situation felt strange, and those who knew the situation felt that the king was too wicked.

When they came to the river, everyone saw a man with gray hair and a dark complexion who didn't know what it was stained with. His clothes were tattered and stained with mud. He was washing his hands in the river, but he couldn't wash it. , the whole person looks as miserable as it is miserable.

Gilgamesh was very proud: "Look! That is Ahada, the veteran of the three dynasties. I think you all know him! If you don't know him, I will introduce you to the former two kings of Uruk who once assisted me. Up to my current term, as a nobleman, I am not greedy for enjoyment, my character is high and pure, and my spirit is precious..."

Gilgamesh Barabara said a lot, in short, he praised Ahada to the sky, how loyal and noble Ahada is, and how stupid I will be Gilgamesh later.

"Then...why did the king send Mr. Ahada to the river?"

A crowd who didn't know the truth asked a question.

[Very good, you are very interesting, the next is the performance of this king. 】

Gilgamesh stood up.

"that is because......"

"Wang, I have lived up to your expectations!"

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Ahada, who was washing his hands by the river just now, suddenly appeared in front of everyone, and after saluting Gilgamesh, he looked at Gilgamesh excitedly.

[Wang's wisdom is really beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Knowing that I have completed the work, I will lead people to come. Sure enough, Wang has long known that I will do something that is related to people's livelihood, and he really deserves to be a king. 】

Gilgamesh is stunned, why is he not humiliated?Did I give you orders?Isn't it just to let you look at the stars, the moon, the sun, and nature?

He thought about it carefully, and recalled what he had done. There was nothing wrong with it.

With a flash of inspiration, he understood, Ahada is a loyal minister!Even if he made him like this, he has no complaints, and is unwilling to let his image deteriorate in the hearts of the Uruk people.

However, Gilgamesh doesn't need loyal ministers, and he doesn't need a good image, he just wants stupidity.

"Ahada, this king let you see! Did you see anything?"

【Give me an excuse to step down, right?I ask you a question directly, you can't say it, isn't the effect the same? 】

Gilgamesh smiled.

Ahada raised his head, Gilgamesh saw the eagerness in his eyes and his haggard face, and suddenly felt a little bad.

"I saw that the river flows from high to low, and the apples on the riverside always fall from top to bottom, so I came to a conclusion. In fact, the land we step on, the world we live in, is a sphere, a sphere It rotates every day and is divided into 24 hours. The reason why we can stand here is because the center of the sphere has an attraction for us, and the people can make rest according to this hour, but we don’t know the use of this force for the time being.”

Ahada spoke proudly of his success.

Gilgamesh had a ghostly expression on his face.

Ahada took a tablet and gave it to Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh took a look at the slate, and his heart was half cold, why can you see a calendar when you look at everything, veteran of the three dynasties, you are really a fucking talent.

[You are really a clever old man, I really picked up a ghost. 】

"Wang, this is a good thing that is beneficial to people's livelihood. No wonder the king asked me to wait for everyone to come here, just to witness this moment!"

"Yes, yes, yes yes!"

This thing is too important, it can increase the food production of Uruk, no one cares about what happened to Ahada, after all, this is what he wants, and this thing is enough to erase all the stains.

Gilgamesh's eyes darkened and he almost fell to the ground. It was Xiao Di who was beside him who helped him not lose his temper.

"King, you don't have to be so happy! The people will all appreciate your kindness!"

"Yes, king, King Gilgamesh! How wise and great you are!"

Seeing that Gilgamesh was so happy for them, the people around shouted in unison.

"Gilgamesh!"

"Gilgamesh!"

"Gilgamesh!"

One wave after another, Mr. Jin's eyes became darker.

Gilgamesh was tired, and looking at Alhada in front of him, he felt that he could no longer stay by the river and watch the stars.

Where are you going to send him?

Chapter No.17: Liberation

Gilgamesh thought about it for a while, and decided to send him to the market, where he had been many times, nothing happened, it was a safe place.

"Ahada, your mission has also been completed. This king now asks you to go to the market to observe. Would you like to?"

Mr. Jin's face was not very good-looking, but there was nothing he could do.

"King, I will."

Ahada's heart was even hotter at this time, Wang must have a special commission for me, the market... There must be something different or improved in the market.

Gilgamesh made the Ahada calendar popularized, and then returned to the palace disheartened.

[Loss, this time.The people of Uruk basically know the achievements that Ahada can see by looking at the stars, and this king is no longer a fool. 】

Thinking of this, Gilgamesh became even more disheartened.

Lily stared at Gilgamesh walking in front of the crowd with hot eyes, her eyes full of admiration.

[Fighting tens of thousands of skeleton soldiers alone, scaring away the goddess of the underworld, and piercing through the passages between the underworld and the human world, so brave, by the way, the knight's Medley should have, this is what King Gilgamesh embodies--heroic !In order for the people of Uruk not to be disturbed by the goddess of the underworld, go to the underworld. This is another virtue embodied by King Gilgamesh-sacrifice! 】

Gilgamesh slumped on the throne, thinking about what to do next.

[Grass, this one must be a big one. Now it is estimated that En Qidu will not be able to come out. Wouldn't it be better if he couldn't say it? 】

Gilgamesh was lost in thought.

[No, Enkidu still has to come out, otherwise this history may become a singularity, and I don’t want to be torn apart by Gudazi. 】

Gilgamesh made up his mind.

Siduri's heart is very complicated at this time. In her opinion, Mr. Ahada, who was dismissed casually, has no important responsibilities. As the person closest to the king, she didn't notice it. Sure enough, the king's every move cannot be arbitrarily done. implement.travelling poet?The king said to let these people spread the king's bad deeds, but the king did nothing wrong with Ahada, but the king still put forward the idea...

Siduri's eyes grew brighter and brighter, she left Gilgamesh's side and called all the bards.

"You are divided into two groups, one group goes to various countries to spread the power, virtue and wisdom of King Gilgamesh, and the other group spreads in Uruk. Anyone who can tell the fault of King Gilgamesh face to face, Those who are rewarded, who are able to hand in stone tablets to identify the fault of King Gilgamesh, are rewarded, and those who spread the fault of King Gilgamesh among the people are rewarded lower.”

The bards looked at each other, shocked.

"King, worthy of being a king, such a benevolent and wise king, why is Uruk not prosperous?"

"I may have overlooked my own faults, so let others point it out? I really deserve to be the king."

"I will always be loyal to King Gilgamesh!"

The bards are very excited, and they are very excited to be able to participate in the major events of King Gilgamesh and be recorded in the process of history.

Siduri nodded in satisfaction, this time Mr. Wang should be satisfied.

Returning to the palace, seeing King Gilgamesh thinking (in a daze), he reported the matter aloud.

Gilgamesh was silent again, and he looked at Siduri.

[A flattery, is a traitor, she should have done it... Yes, she was too naive and didn't do what a fool should do.By the way, Uruk still has a slave class. 】

Thinking of this, Gilgamesh's eyes lit up.

[Mesopotamia has a very clear hierarchy, the class of gods, the class of kingship, the class of priests, the class of nobles, the class of soldiers, the class of commoners, the class of slaves, who has the right to speak?Although the royal class is supreme, it is weak, and it is the priests and nobles who have the right to speak!There are many slaves in the hands of the priests and nobles. As long as I order the emancipation of these slaves, won't I offend the priests and nobles?As long as they spread my notoriety, no, they can provide me a lot of stupidity by doing so, not bad, not bad. 】