I'm Going to Be a Blind King

This is the result of my own hard work.

Look at these pigs, come out every day to find some berries or other food by themselves, don't fight or run around, sleep and eat, eat and sleep, life is beautiful.

Look at those meat chickens and ducks, they are also very quiet, do not fight, and grow fast.

The original growth time, now only half the time is the same as the original growth time, and the original upper limit has been broken, and the meat is even more fleshy.

Sure enough, King Gilgamesh was really clever.

In this way, the French people do not say that they can eat meat for every meal, but at least it will not be so expensive to buy meat.

It doesn't mean that you can eat meat for every meal, but everyone can eat meat, which should be fine.

Thinking of this, San Song's heart is full of pride. All these are the achievements of his own hard work, which are different from the executioner's skills handed down from his ancestors, because he is an ancestral executioner, and he has to hone his skills since he was a child, but that's really Is it the path that Sanson wants to choose?

Although he invented the guillotine as a tool of torture, has it really benefited the public?

No!

What I am doing now, although it sounds bad, castrating poultry and livestock, but it really benefits the people of France!

Queen Mary will definitely favor herself!

Sang Song thought happily.

Chapter 15: DD, it's kind of disgusting

Joan of Arc Alter had successfully driven the Santa Claus car, and was very excited to turn left and right, but soon, Joan of Arc Alter thought of a very serious problem - as a Santa Claus, she has no presents can be issued.

Joan of Arc subconsciously looked up at Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh naturally knew what Joan of Arc was thinking in his heart. After all, he was Mr. Jin with excellent business intelligence, how could he not be able to see the thoughts of children.

"You're hungry aren't you?"

"That's not it!"

Joan of Arc knew that this guy would never know what he meant if he didn't say what he said, and if he played awkwardly at this time...

So, Jeanne Alter said with some coyness: "That... gift..."

"Gift?" Gilgamesh took out the Godkiller EX-level weapon, "Didn't you want to give it to you before?"

"It's not this..."

Joan of Arc Alter's small face was slightly red, like a small corner of the sunset glow in the sky.

"Santa Claus is going to give gifts to people..."

So it's embarrassing to say that children are the cutest.

Gilgamesh generously took out [Santa Claus doesn't know why a cloth bag can hold gifts from children all over the world], and handed it to Joan Alter without hesitation.

"This is......"

Jeanne Alter took it curiously, looked inside the cloth bag, and then was pushed in by Gilgamesh.

Pressed in.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Gilgamesh smiled happily.

"I'm here to help you practice the effect of this [Santa Claus doesn't know why a cloth bag can hold gifts from children all over the world].... How should I put it? As long as you think of this Whatever the child's wish is, the gift can be realized. Now, think about the wish in your heart!"

"My heart's desire?"

After Jeanne alter's voice came out, she was calm for a while, and then she suddenly yelled.

"Ah!!! This is!!!"

Gilgamesh let go of [Santa Claus doesn't know why a sack can hold gifts from children all over the world] this treasure is the opening of the sack, allowing Joan to slip out.

I saw Joan alter wearing a fitted Santa Claus costume, with a Santa hat on her head, her delicate and cute face was flushed, because suddenly there were two white beards on the corners of her mouth, not only the corners of her mouth, but also her chin. beard.

"Woo! It really turned into Santa Claus!!!"

With a surprised voice, Joan of Arc picked up the corner of Santa's suit with two small hands, and turned around in front of Gilgamesh.

"Look, Gilgamesh, do my new clothes look good?"

"Looks good! Looks good! Looks good!" X2

It wasn't Gilgamesh's obscene noise, it was some top Joan of Arc chef, no, there were two of them now.

I saw the Wyvern carrying two men with similar faces, but very different expressions and outfits, flying towards Gilgamesh.

A man dressed in silver armor, holding a French noble sword, saw Joan of Arc alter Santa lily, his face remained calm, but the flames bursting out of his eyes could not be ignored, and his expression tried to maintain the aristocratic look. Elegant, not showing ugliness in front of Joan of Arc, just like an old father who sees his daughter wearing new clothes.

The other was dressed in a tattered and weird wizard costume that came from nowhere, with a big back hair that was visible from the oil, and his eyes almost protruded when he saw Joan of Arc alter Santa lily's new clothes. The person in his hand The leather book was constantly rubbed by his hands, as if overwhelmed, it made a strange sound.

But this man dressed as a wizard, who is actually Marshal C, didn't care at all, and muttered to himself: "God, have you finally heard my prayer?"

Marshal Jian looked at Marshal C with contempt, but the frantic upturned corners of his mouth revealed the madness in his heart at this moment.

The corners of Gilgamesh's mouth twitched slightly, here we come, the head of the Quanzhen Sect, there are two of them, it seems that the task assigned to them by the king has been completed.No, it was only assigned to Marshal C, but this Marshal C probably used what the king told him at the time, relayed what the king said to Marshal Jian, and then asked Marshal Jian to vote for the king's camp.

Forget it, Chaldea and the others won't win anyway, unless the most ancient chaos evil comes.

You must know that this Gudazi was teleported to the primitive era at that time, and he lived with a stone ax until modern times to cut down Solomon. The oldest chaotic evil can be described as the human evil among human evils, although it is not as good as being at the root , but it should be something that the restraining power is playing with. The restraining power of these two people who have nothing to do and don’t know what they are doing can’t really create the oldest chaotic evil.

Gilgamesh has no possibility at first thought. He is a descendant of demigods and gods, and he has some human blood. He is called the King of Humans. It stands to reason that he is from Alaya, and the gods belong to Gaia. The tentacles, logically speaking, are also Gaia's side, so there is no reason to hinder me like this.

But Gilgamesh thought about it this way, the oldest chaotic evil is fine, as long as it is not the root type or Shatiao Aige suddenly ran over and opened up.

"Jeanne alter, I told you, did you see their eyes? This is called DD! Fanatical worship, even to the point of being extremely obsessed with someone, is DD!"

Joan Alter looked at the fiery eyes of the two marshals in front of her with some fear, and hid behind Gilgamesh, pulling the hem of Gilgamesh's clothes to dare not speak.

The two marshals were heartbroken about this, the heavens and the earth, the daughter ran away with someone before she grew up, the key is that she was created by herself with the Holy Grail, and she has never experienced the feeling of being a father for a day.

Marshal C yelled with some reluctance: "At the beginning of human beings, nature is D, what's wrong with being DD!"

Marshal Jian nodded reluctantly, feeling that what Marshal C said made sense.

Gilgamesh clicked his tongue, thinking that these two people were really hopeless.

At this time, Joan Alter timidly said: "DD, it's a bit disgusting."

Chapter No.16: DD Beheading

The two marshals who heard this remark suddenly petrified and fell to the ground, not even in the mood to report to work.

Gilgamesh saw it, this is not good, this is to block the king, he also wants to hear the French people's dissatisfaction with him!

However, if this king still treats the sufferer so badly under such ntr circumstances, it is really inhumane, even if he is a faint king, Gilgamesh would have to face it.

Therefore, Mr. Jin thought of a good way.

"Jeanne alter, come here with your ears."

Joan of Arc Alter was a little puzzled, but she still listened to what Gilgamesh had to say. After all, since the birth of Joan of Arc Alter, only Gilgamesh has been with her and helped her realize herself. I have a dream, play with her, and tell her many stories.

I just don’t know why, after King Gilgamesh told a story about Little Red Riding Hood, when he asked himself what he felt after listening to the story, why did Gilgamesh’s face look so dull when he said that he wanted to crunch the food.

Another time, Gilgamesh told a story about a Pleasant Goat that was caught and escaped. When he asked himself what he felt after listening to the story, why did Gilgamesh feel that he had to kill the sheep before cooking the sheep? collapse.

Is not it?

Jeanne Alter was a little puzzled, she just thought that the big bad wolf that ate Little Red Riding Hood was okay, but the big gray wolf was too pitiful.

Especially when Gilgamesh said that Big Big Wolf caught sheep at least [-] times but did not eat a sheep once, Jeanne Alter felt even more pity for Big Big Wolf.

Why not kill the sheep before cooking it?

Jeanne Alter was very puzzled with a bitter face at the time, but was soon attracted by the various toys Gilgamesh brought out, such as bamboo dragonflies and the like.

Digging away, Joan of Arc alter listened carefully to Gilgamesh's words, and her complexion was a little weird.

After hesitating for a long time, she finally plucked up the courage, stood behind Gilgamesh, stood in front of the two marshals, and asked, "Are you both DD?"

The two marshals immediately raised their heads as if receiving the glory of the Lord, and then nodded wildly.

However, the two marshals are still kneeling in frustration.

However, kneeling is not bad. Of these two, one is a saint. Although it is reversed, she is also a saint. The other is even more powerful. She is above all the angels and is the deputy king of the kingdom of heaven.

Jeanne Alter made an expression of resignation at this time, sighed, and said, "Okay then."

OK then?

What means?

Marshal C and Marshal Jian looked at each other, but they didn't understand what it meant.

Then they heard Joan Alter shouting: "DD, disgusting!"

nausea? !

Marshal C and Marshal Jian suddenly collapsed as if struck by lightning.

But this has not been forgotten, Joan Alter continued to shout according to Gilgamesh's instructions just now: "DD, behead!"

Behead! ?

Both Marshal C and Marshal Jian cried, why, Joan of Arc abandoned us and didn't tell us, but still wanted to behead us.

We all beat France down for you to play...

Joan Alter looked at them with a broken and speechless expression, and was very puzzled. Didn't Gilgamesh say that the two of them could continue to cheer up?

Joan of Arc alter looked at Gilgamesh subconsciously, and Gilgamesh nodded at Joan of Arc Alter, signaling to Joan of Arc Alter to increase his strength.

Intensify

Joan of Arc understood, and continued to shout: "DD beheaded!"

Why say it a second time! ?Why should I wait for the second injury! ?

The two marshals hugged each other and wept bitterly.

"DD beheaded!"

Say no more...