I'm Going to Be a Blind King

Gilgamesh felt incredible, am I such a person?I do not know how.

"you......"

"What are you, I ask you, do you know what King Gilgamesh did when he was five years old?"

Xiao Di asked back.

【I really do not know......】

"I can't tell you." Xiao Di laughed proudly, "Wang wet the bed when he was five years old. In order not to be discovered, I secretly collected the sheets to wash! This is something only Wang and I know! You don't even know this, how can you prove that you are really the king?"

[I will kill you within three days, and the ashes will be lifted up for you. 】

Gilgamesh roared wildly in his heart.

"And..." Xiao Di continued to speak.

"Miss Alley, let's go for a walk!"

Gilgamesh took Elle's hand and ran wildly.

I didn't see Miss Alley with a weird smile behind her.

[Mr. Jin, who wets the bed at the age of five, is so cute, I really want to...]

[The pot that You Shan left me is really heavy! 】

Then Gilgamesh and Alley found several more holes, but they were all blocked, and Gilgamesh didn't know what to do.

[Try out loud, maybe Xiao Di has spread the news that I'm fake all over Uruk, maybe the person who asks me out next second will take out explosives and kill me... But if I don't go out ...seems to be nothing bad either. 】

Gilgamesh's eyes lit up.

[Yes, it's not bad if you don't go out, and you can also get a faint image of "the hibiscus tent warms the spring night, from now on the king will not go to court early", it's really good, but it will damage my image in Miss Ailey's heart.In other words, I always fail every time I create my own image of a foolish king, and every time I create a good image of myself, I always succeed. Is this my hidden ability to "do nothing"? 】

"Mr. Jin, I made a hole for you here, you can go back."

Alley smiled at Gilgamesh, leaving him speechless for a moment.

[No...you don't have to be so considerate, Miss Alley. 】

Gilgamesh bowed his head, not wanting to go out.

"Gilgamesh!"

Listening to it, a rash voice suddenly spread from far to near, no, no!The speed at which this sound came!

and many more!Ishtar...  

Gilgamesh, who was bumped before he could finish speaking, grabbed the handle of Tianzhou Ma Anna at a critical moment, and then was knocked out, leaving two dumbfounded goddesses silently watching. The braked Gilgamesh turned into a meteor and rushed out of the underworld.

Then the two goddesses began to confront each other.

"Aaaaaa!"

Gilgamesh let out a desperate cry, how does this thing brake?

He rushed out of the underworld and came to the ground. Where is this place?

Never mind, handbrake it.

Having obtained the treasure house of the king, he summoned an axe from it and slammed it into the soil, leaving a long trace.

But it's still useless, you bastard!

Then he saw the Kish army charging forward, and he looked back in despair.

Uruk's army was staring at him with red eyes, shouting: "King Gilgamesh! Take the lead in the charge!"

Xiao Di excitedly began to write on the slate [Kish army charged, Wang returned from the underworld, defeated the combined force of the goddess of Venus and the goddess of the underworld, won the treasure of the goddess of Venus, the Tianzhou Ma Anna, and then broke out of the underworld, One cavalry Juechen, driving the Tianzhou horse Anna roared and charged, and one cavalry was ten thousand, and the Kish army was afraid. 】

"Who will gougou me?"

The desperate Gilgamesh's voice was distorted by the wind. In front of it was a minefield. Hey, it was a minefield, and the army of Kish was like a wolf.

Ahead is hell!

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the third

"Shinji!Quickly use your invincible platinum star to think of a way! 》

I, Jotaro Kujo, is the so-called Taibao traveler.

I don't give the protagonist face every time I cross, and if the plot doesn't suit me, I will tell him not to continue. If the boss who should be the finale provokes me, I will definitely let them exit early.

As bad as I am, I know what is more wicked than me.The real evil is the prison called fate! !

For the diligent and hard-working characters, they do not give them the rewards they deserve!

Instead, they brought cruel deaths in the name of fate and turned their lives into a tragedy!

Chapter 25: Don't get caught by me

【If you want to bump into it, you have to do something. 】

Gilgamesh looked at the Kish army in front of him, and even his clairvoyant saw the stunned look on King Kish's face, as well as the pores on his face. Looking at the direction of Tianzhou Ma Anna, after Tianzhou Ma Anna successfully hit three people, she finally successfully completed the drift.

"But this speed can't stop at all ah ah ah ah ah ah."

Gilgamesh turned into a golden flash and went in one direction.

【Is this an escape from battle?Neither Kish nor Uruk should look down on my incompetence, my stupidity, right? 】

"Charge the whole army! Capture Gilgamesh alive!"

King Kish was full of excitement and ordered the army to pursue it.

Uruk's army is also full of surging hearts now.

"As expected of a king, he sacrificed himself to lead the Kish army to the area with the densest minefields."

Gilgamesh wanted to cry without tears: "What did you say? What is ahead?"

"Stop, bastard."

Mr. Kim really wanted to cry.

"Can't stop, can I still go to the sky?"

【No...it seems that you can really go to heaven.Tianzhou Maanna is just for flying, right? 】

"Oh!"

Gilgamesh turned the front of the car [-] degrees and flew out into the sky, and then summoned dozens of shields from the king's treasure to cushion it, but the power...

"It's stronger than TNT, right? It's called gunpowder?"

Mr. Jin was stunned by the bombing, and so were the troops chasing him.

King Kish looked at his tattered army and muttered to himself: "As expected of King Gilgamesh, at risk, one person can destroy my army."

Gilgamesh was swept up in front of the Uruk army by the blast of air, his entire head turned into an explosive head, his face was black, he spit out a white breath, his ears were ringing, and his eyes were full of flowers, but in this state Now, Gilgamesh actually mastered the control method of Tianzhou Maanna.

"Wang, are you alright?"

Ahad is dressed in armor, heroic and forceful, but his eyes are full of admiration at this time.

"You... are you?"

Gilgamesh can't see clearly.

"I'm Ahad! Wang saw me when he was promoting Daitian Fa!"

[It turned out to be that idiot, the one who complained to me, let me think about it, now that the Kish army has been defeated, and Uruk has not paid any price, this will not work, the people will definitely not treat me as a fool, I have to do something What...there, doesn't this person have an opinion on me?It also has ties to the aristocratic class, which is stable. 】

Gilgamesh smiled strangely: "Ahad, this king will tell you a story."

"King, the top priority now is..." Ahad was a little puzzled why he wanted to tell the story now.

"Shut up, I'll make a long story short, there were two farmers named Chen Sheng and Wu Guang, who were forced by the tyrant to build a city, and were sentenced to death because they didn't arrive at the construction site within the stipulated time. Tyrants, they kept the books 'Da Chuxing, King Chen Sheng' in the fish, which attracted commoners and slaves who believed in gods to be used by them to resist tyrants, do you understand?"

Gilgamesh looked serious.

[This is stable, go and inform the nobles and just spread the will of the gods to mess with me, don't show me mercy, take the slaves back, and then start a riot, accusing me of being a foolish monarch. 】

"Wang...I don't understand a bit."

Ahad looked like an honest man, and scratched the back of his head.

"You don't understand? How can you not understand?"

An arrow shot suddenly and stabbed Gilgamesh's explosive head.

"Forget it, I have my own arrangements. No matter what happens, don't be surprised. Just do as I say."

[It’s a bit dangerous here, so it’s better to find a place to evacuate first. 】

Mr. Jin silently took down the arrow from his hair.

[Everything is easy to talk about, as long as my life is still alive...Speaking of which, Tianzhou Ma Anna is really good. It is very good to escape. It would be great if Ishtar had been in the underworld... No, according to I was thinking about the characteristics of the impossible, now it should! 】

"Ishtar must return from the underworld... Ishtar must return from the underworld..."

Gilgamesh muttered to himself many times in secret.

"No... I didn't expect you to care so much about this goddess. Hmph, you acted so indifferent before... It's not that you don't care, but you are acting a little indifferent. If you want to pursue this goddess, you should do it again. Be eager."

When the voice of a fool goddess rang from behind Gilgamesh, Gilgamesh knew it was over.

So when Ishtar appeared in front of Gilgamesh a little shyly, Gilgamesh was expressionless, and even sat firmly on the sky boat Ma Anna.

However, this Ishtar is a little young.

"Young Rin?"

Gilgamesh said something strange.

"Stupid... idiot, this goddess became like this just to find you, goddess of the underworld, hum!"

[The last hum has a milk sound. 】