I'm Going to Be a Blind King

When he returned to the palace, he meditated in his heart, [Check the value of stupidity]

【Doom value: 15】

"No, why did you add a little more?" Gilgamesh couldn't help crying.

Siduri under the steps heard Gilgamesh's voice and raised her head in confusion.

"Wang, what's wrong?"

"It's okay." Gilgamesh waved his hand and thought silently.

Finally, he came to a conclusion.

My path is not only crooked, but also narrow!

After handing over government affairs to the nobles, even though I have abandoned government affairs, those nobles are loyal ministers. Isn't it better for so many people to solve the problem of a few slates than myself?

Moreover, after doing this, he actually did nothing and waited for the settlement. Isn't this the road narrowing?

But it doesn't matter, let's make a new plan, operate on multiple lines, and correct it and return to the evil.

"Siduri, what's going on in Uruk recently?"

Knowing which way to go first, it is necessary to collect intelligence, know yourself and the enemy.

Siduri bowed.

"King, three days later will be the festival of Ishtar, the city god of Uruk. The cattle and sheep needed for the sacrifice and the precious gems favored by Ishtar have been prepared."

Ishtar?

Gilgamesh thought of the paper man he saw before the time-travel. Although he couldn't appreciate her character, he still had to rush.

But that was in the past, now he is the king of Uruk, and he is determined to be a foolish king, how can he send gems and cattle and sheep out?Wouldn't it be fragrant to take it by yourself?

"Siduri, take back all the offerings that are going to be offered to Ishtar, and this king has his own arrangements for offerings to Ishtar!"

Siduri's face changed, people in this era respect God very seriously.

"Wang, please think twice!"

But Gilgamesh's will has been firm, "No need to say more, this king has his own plans! Also, let all the people of Uruk participate in the festival with this king three days later, and this king wants all people to admire the heroic appearance of this king."

Siduri was silent for a while, then sighed.

"As ordered."

...

Three days later, Gilgamesh went to the festival in a carriage built overnight by people for the three days.

[I should also have the adaptability of the rider job agency. 】

Thinking about something in his mind, a sudden bump in the carriage woke him up.

"How did you drive?"

Gilgamesh questioned the coachman.

"King, please forgive me, I didn't notice the stones on the road."

The coachman did not dare to look at Gilgamesh at all.

"Stone?"

Gilgamesh had an idea in his mind.

"Go and dig out the stone, and this king will forgive your sins."

The coachman murmured directly in his heart, but still obeyed the order to dig out the stone and wanted to wipe it clean.

"No, that's fine."

Gilgamesh took the stone with mud on it that the coachman handed over, and smiled with satisfaction, yes, using this stone as a sacrifice, Ishtar will definitely be furious, and then impose divine punishment, his reputation as a foolish king Did not run.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Thinking of this, Gilgamesh couldn't help laughing out loud.

The mighty long line led by the Praetorian Guards opened the way. The nobles served on the left and right, followed by the people of Uruk. Gilgamesh was very satisfied. Such a long line went to sacrifice and gave such sacrifices. Why? Said that he also has a reputation for delaying farmers and workers, right?

Going to the altar, Gilgamesh got off the carriage and came to the altar.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew through, and Gilgamesh knew that it must be the goddess of racing.

Ishtar is very happy now. It's the annual festival again, and she can get a lot of sparkling gems again. Seeing that there are so many people in this year's festival, she feels stable in her heart. The citizens of Uruk are very interesting!

"The festival begins!"

The chief priest Siduri gave an order, and the ritual ceremony was about to begin.

"Don't be so troublesome! Just let this king send the sacrificial gift!"

Gilgamesh cried out impatiently.

"King, this is the rule!"

"Think twice, Your Majesty!"

"King, don't offend the gods!"

Why are these people so annoying?

Gilgamesh and Ishtar flashed this thought together.

Ishtar had always felt impatient to wait so long to receive the sacrificial offering, and she found it very useful that the newly ascended King Gilgamesh was so knowledgeable, but these nobles were too annoying.

Gilgamesh will naturally not listen to their opinions, but he is going to become a foolish man!

"This king is the law, and this king is the Tao! You can do whatever this king says!"

Gilgamesh preached arrogantly and unreasonably.

【This...how is this king like this....】

Such thoughts flashed through the hearts of everyone present, but no one dared to speak out.

Siduri thought, but Gilgamesh had already placed the stone on the altar first.

"Ishtar! This is the sacrifice for you."

After speaking, Gilgamesh couldn't help laughing, and he was very happy. After all, Ishtar is notoriously unreasonable, not to mention that this time he was unreasonable. He seemed to have seen him talking with the eyes of death. Handsome lines, "Miscellaneous, even if it is a god, I will kill it for you."

When everyone saw the thing wrapped in mud on the altar, they were very desperate. It's over, it's over. God Ishtar controls beauty, harvest and war. They seem to see the future, and the people of Uruk probably won't be able to enjoy it. Hormonal charm, Uruk will no longer have a good harvest, other cities will declare war on Uruk, and it will all be over.

Gilgamesh no longer pays attention to the oldest human swindler, the oldest human robbery, the oldest human illegal racing criminal, and no longer pays attention to everyone. He walked back to the palace by himself. He was afraid that the crowd would get excited and he might have an accident.

Ishtar stared blankly at the stone on the altar. She didn't come back to her senses until Gilgamesh was halfway there. She still couldn't believe that such a thing had happened. She drove the sky boat Ma Anna to the ground, trembling. Hands, regardless of the dirty, picked up the stone.

Blue veins suddenly burst out on my face, and my hands were involuntarily exerting force, but... actually dared to fool me, the goddess of Venus Ishtar!

"Crack!" The stone was pinched in half.

Everyone was full of despair, and unconsciously knelt down and asked for forgiveness.

But there was no movement from above, and Ishtar froze in place, looking at the stone.

Under the irradiation of the sun, the cross section of the stone shines with verdant light, this texture, this color, this spiritual power, this is clearly a good treasure (jade) stone.

"So... so it is."

Ishtar understood, it turned out that Gilgamesh's sacrifice to himself was the secret - hidden gems in unwritten stones!

She was instantly excited!This secret no one knows, there are gems in the stone!Take it like this, don't you send it yourself!

"I am very satisfied with the sacrifice of King Gilgamesh. I hereby declare that Uruk will be full of love, and the land of Uruk will grow the best food, and Uruk will not be actively offended!"

With the release of divine power, the beasts of Uruk suddenly had a desire to reproduce, and the fertility of the land increased.

Everyone was stunned. It turned out that King Gilgamesh was such a penetrating king, such a great king, and he knew that what God Ishtar really liked was stones!

"The Holy Spirit of King Gilgamesh! The Holy Spirit of Ishtar!"

The crowd screamed and made a huge noise.

Gilgamesh, who had fled halfway, trembled when he heard the movement behind him, but he couldn't hear what the sound was. A group of empty hearts were running away faster.

"But...it should be stable, right?"

Gilgamesh muttered to himself.

Chapter 3: You can only rape Gilga, and you will never be lewd with Mr. Jin

Gilgamesh, who had returned to the palace, was content, but saw a man who looked like a one-year-old nobleman galloping, followed by a young girl.Taking a closer look, I feel a little familiar with the old nobleman, and his face is upright.

Only after being reminded by Siduri, did I realize that this was a virtuous person who accompanied the three generations of kings, as well as Siduri's disciple.

[Siduri is a traitor, the virtuous person she said should be a big traitor, I have to reuse it. 】

Gilgamesh was thinking about what to do, but the opposite had already spoken.

"Your Majesty, Shengming!"

【I am holy?How am I enlightened?I did such a foolish thing and you can still praise me like that. I didn't expect you to be a traitor with thick eyebrows and big ears. Yes, you need to be promoted well. 】

"What's your name?"

"My minister Ahada."

"Well, you're not bad. Pick a few nobles who you think are good and form an organization. Let's call it... the cabinet."

Gilgamesh's mind changed, and he already had a plan.

[No matter how stupid I am, I am alone, and the things that can be broken every day are limited, but if I pull up these traitors and reuse them, won't I be able to break a lot of things? 】

"Your Majesty, this cabinet...what is it?"

Ahada was a little puzzled.

"This cabinet is used to handle government affairs. The slate presented every day is up to you to put forward your opinions under the slate, and it is up to me to decide whether to implement it."

Gilgamesh explained patiently, looking at the face of the other party as a traitor.

Ahada's body trembled, and his voice was full of excitement.

"Your Majesty, gather the wisdom of the people and make good use of them, and this is the luck of the country."