I'm Going to Be a Blind King

"God, don't underestimate human beings."

After making such a sigh, Gilgamesh couldn't help feeling sad for the hero.

[I won't live long, this guy, when his soul reaches the underworld, I will make Alley treat him better, so it won't be Enkidu, right?After all, he is a special attack on God. 】

Gilgamesh began to think in a mess, and then found a hole in front of him, and a golden hair came out of the hole.

"my hero!"

Alley stared at Gilgamesh in surprise.

Gilgamesh helped Ellie up, and then drilled his head into the hole to explore. Very good, the bottom of the palace has been hollowed out. Alley can knock it whenever she wants. will be too long.

Then put your head back.

"Is Ellie also curious about heroes?"

Having said that, Gilgamesh is still a little uncomfortable, and his girlfriend is so curious about other men, and she specially comes to see him.

"Mr. Jin! I didn't expect you to be so impulsive to kill Nergal!"

Wait, am I that hero?

Impossible impossible.

Mr. Jin smiled and waved his hand.

[I have been staying in the palace, and I have nothing to do except shoot EA outside...]

did not do......

Gilgamesh realizes that he seems to have released a shot of EA.

At this time, the cheers of the people came from outside!

"King Gilgamesh, the great hero of Uruk! Killing Nergal, the god of plague, for Uruk, you are the king of heroes, and you are the king of heroes of Uruk!"

"hero King!"

"hero King!"

"The glory of Uruk is forever!"

[Wait wait wait, wait a moment, I killed Nergal? 】

Mr. Jin's first reaction was disbelief, and his second reaction was - "What a weak God."

Gilgamesh grumbled expressionlessly.

[I would be very happy if my rival dies, but why?What's coming out of this eye? 】

Gilgamesh closed his eyes silently.

"Celebrate!"

Xiao Di's voice sounded from outside, and then he saw Xiao Di standing on a high place, holding something that amplified the sound from nowhere, and shouting loudly.

"Congratulations! He is a king of knights, kings of conquest, and kings of heroes. His prestige transcends time and space, and he knows the past and the future. His name is King Gilgamesh."

"Now! What did he see in the eyes of the God-killer?"

While Xiao Di cheered loudly for Gilgamesh, he quickly recounted what happened today on the clay tablet in his hand.

[The god of plague is cunning and cunning, secretly conspiracy three times to make the plague break out in Uruk, but it is useless in Gilgamesh's eyes that can see through the future, the god of plague found Gilgamesh's eyes to see through the future , and the knowledge of the past, knowing that he cannot defeat King Gilgamesh in wisdom, showing his true body and wanting to run away, and being killed by King Gilgamesh in one move, before his death, King Gilgamesh was regarded as a hero, so, The King of Heroes was born at this moment, it is the hero of human beings who fights against the gods for human beings, the king of human beings! 】

The King's Key in Gilgamesh's hand turned again, and he wanted to shoot another Star of Deviance to the outside world.

But Alley had already grabbed Gilgamesh's hands with red eyes, causing Mr. Jin to put away EA with some regret.

Gilgamesh and Elle sat together, thinking about how to deal with the revenge of the gods.

[I think about it, the god of plague in Sumerian mythology is also the god of the sun, but in terms of his fighting power, the god of plague should only be something like the avatar of the sun god, I offended a powerful god like this , at this time, you should find another powerful god to hold your thighs. This god should have a bad relationship with the sun god, and he is strong and not afraid of the sun god, and his relationship with himself should be so close that he can fight against the sun god for himself. 】

Thinking of this, Mr. Jin looked at Miss Alley who was holding his hand.

"It may be a bit presumptuous to say. When I see you, Miss Alley, I want to marry you."

"Ehhhh!!!"

...

"God, don't underestimate humans?"

Anu and the other gods looked at Elle and Gilgamesh in the palace together.

Anu made a rational analysis: "First of all, let's rule out that this is Gilgamesh's casual sigh, a demigod who can kill the god of plagues, is powerful enough to fight with the goddess of the underworld, and make the goddess of the underworld fall in love, it is impossible not to discover We, now that the goddess of the underworld has betrayed, what should we do?"

Enki continued with a dignified expression: "Also, he said 'what a weak god', does he mean the god of plague? Or is he warning us?"

Ishtar looked at the two people who were in love with a light curtain in front of her with twisted faces, and kept slapping the bull of the sky next to her to vent her anger. Now she has recovered her original body shape with the help of the gods, and her wisdom has also grown. She found herself falling in love. She was actually robbed by her own sister, which made the goddess who has always robbed others, and never let others rob her, not angry.

Anu looked at Ishtar who was full of fighting spirit in front of him and thought carefully.

[Ishtar is the goddess of war and Venus, not weak, with the artifacts of the gods and the help of Gugalana, the bull of the sky, should not be defeated by Gilgamesh so quickly, And there is enough fighting spirit. 】

It's up to you!Ishtar!

"My Girlfriend Is A Little Too Much"

Introduction: Harano Hara traveled to the Moon World.

"From now on, you are the founder of the Master of Humanity. Greetings to you... But can you stop your girlfriend first?"

"They're about to tear down Chaldea."

Chapter 38：骄慢王の美酒

The blushing Ai Lei said to think about the last marriage proposal and passed it, what else are you thinking about?Is there anyone more handsome than me?

Gilgamesh rubbed his chin in thought.

Speaking of which, I don't seem to have enjoyed it much, especially drinking... After drinking, I will be very bright, no, this can't be done. Most of the past generations have made mistakes in drinking. It is best to drink [-] per day and not deal with political affairs. .

But Uruk's alcohol level was too low, no matter how much he drank, he wouldn't fall asleep, and it would be bad if he made some speeches.

Make it bigger!Make a wine that is strong enough to make you fall asleep on your head. If you don't sleep, sprinkle some on your body and walk around. It's better for everyone in the street to smell the wine!

Decided, Gilgamesh's eyes lit up, thinking the idea was okay.

"Siduri, bring all the wine from my treasury."

Mr. Jin began to write and draw on the blank slate in front of him, which is convenient for paper, but the problem is that he can't?He is an ordinary science student, and the method of distillation still uses something designed in high school.

With the help of Siduri, Mr. King finally pointed out the fragrant wine. After repeated distillation, Gilgamem looked at the clear wine in front of him. He poured a glass, drank it, and then lost consciousness.

Siduri helped Gilgamesh on the bed, covered the quilt, and began to think about Gilgamesh's intention to make wine.

[There must be a reason for the king to do this, fine wine... I heard that the king of Nippur is the best at drinking, he can drink [-] cups a day without falling down, because drinking is so refreshing, it is very popular in the army, is it the king of Gilgamesh? Want to get started on this?But how to break through? 】

Siduri thought hard and still couldn't understand it, and sighed, she looked at Gilgamesh with fiery eyes again, and her eyes darkened at random.

[The king has already courted the goddess of the underworld, how can I go against his wishes at this juncture? 】

...

Nuhatta was wiping his weapon, a sharp sword.

Speaking of which, since the last time he and Gilgamesh swore their allegiance to Uruk, Nuhata has not had the chance to be appointed.

Is it that the king does not trust himself?

Nuhata sighed. He is very stupid, and his thinking is always a beat slower than others. Often when others ask the first question, he is unmoved and waits until others ask the second question. Only then can Nuhatta speak out the answer to the first question. The question and the answer are irrelevant, leading to laughter.

Fortunately, Nuhata is also considered a nobleman, and there are not many people who can make fun of him with this.

"Since the king does not come to appoint me, then I will contact the king myself! I believe that the king will not forget me just like that. Although I am stupid and slow, I will definitely be useful!"

After making up his mind, Nuhata rushed to the palace and wanted to meet King Gilgamesh, but got news that King Gilgamesh was sleeping.

Although his heart was burning with enthusiasm for serving the country, Nuhata held back his heart and simply waited for Gilgamesh outside the palace.

...

Gilgamesh opened his eyes with difficulty, but his head still felt heavy.

Even so, knowing that the wine had the effect he expected, Gilgamesh smiled and got up and started to make a decision.

"Siduri, inform the bards to spread the news that this king has the strongest wine in the world, and that this king has wasted government affairs because of his addiction to this wine."

Siduri was still puzzled, but she knew that Gilgamesh would not disappoint herself, she just had to do as she was told.

"King, what is the name of this wine?"

Gilgamesh thought for a moment, then said with a smirk.

"It's called the wine of the arrogant king!"

Siduri felt that the name was a little weird, but she still obeyed the order and retired.

Gilgamesh feels that this is really killing two birds with one stone. Using this name can not only spread the notoriety of this king, but also do something pleasant when he is summoned in the future!

"Hahahahahahahaha!"

There is joy in the air.

Nuhata stood outside the palace and waited until Siduri who just came out.

Siduri was wondering what the slow response among the nobles was waiting for outside the palace, but found that Nuhata was also staring at her.

"High Priest Siduri."

After saying this sentence, there is no more text, Siduri wondered, what is wrong with herself?

After a while, I heard Nuhatta speak again.

"Guian."

"Guian."

After reporting to Gui'an, there was no more text, and after waiting for a while, Nuhata spoke again when Siduri felt that there should be nothing to do and was about to turn around and leave.

"I would like to ask you to introduce me to King Gilgamesh."

Siduri now has a definite understanding of Nuhata's slow response. She is kind and can't bear to refuse others' requests, so she led Nuhata into the palace.

Let Nuhata wait outside the bedroom, Siduri entered the bedroom herself, and woke up Gilgamesh, who was sleeping and returning to sleep.