No, it sounds more literal.

But why?

Although Lu Xiu is not without worry about the possibility of fighting with Lan Long - but that is based on Lu Xiu's initiative to provoke Lan Long in order to complete the task.

You haven't done anything yet, okay?

If it was Tian Yulong, it would be better to say, but he and Lanlong had never had any intersection before.

How to do?Kneel down and admit the cowardice, and then take this opportunity to get away quickly?

Compared to the main quest, Lu Xiu felt that his own life was more important.

but……

Maybe this is some kind of cologne joke, it might be more reasonable to think so.

Because Tian Yulong had said a lot of similar things to Lu Xiu before, didn't they all pass by with a joke after that?Of course, Lu Xiu always felt that when the guy said those words at the time, he seemed to have similar thoughts in his mind...

Listening to Lanlong's tone, she obviously knew the Tianzhaolong.And Tian Zhelong also said that one of the purposes of coming to Jieyun Village was to visit a friend. Now that I think about it carefully, this friend is probably Lanlong.

So, it's not incomprehensible that Lanlong was infected with this habit of 'joking' by Tianzhaolong?

Sure enough, the next moment, I heard Lan Long say:

"Well, that's what I meant to say~ But, it's against the rules." The Lanlong girl leaned down and patted Lu Xiu's head: "So don't worry, I will keep your life."

I'll just say...

So, kill me is just talking... eh? !

Wait, what does 'although you meant to say so' mean? !

In other words, this is not a joke but serious, right? !If I follow the rules, I'm really gone?

What are the rules?

Lu Xiu was confused.

The world of Gu Long is too complicated.He doesn't understand.

"Jieyun Village is my territory. Since you are here, little friend, let me use up the friendship of the landlord." Lanlong girl stretched out her hand to Lu Xiu: "How about coming to my house to sit down?"

"Your home?" Lu Xiu was slightly taken aback: "Is it Lingfeng?"

"Eh? You actually know Lingfeng? But... no." The girl shook her head: "I rarely go back now. Even if I go back, I won't use this body to go back. I mean the house in Jieyun Village. Occasionally, if Gu Long comes to visit me as a guest, I will entertain it at my own house. You shouldn't mind, right?"

"...Is that so?" Lu Xiu nodded: "Then, trouble."

Of course Lu Xiu didn't mind Lanlong's invitation to him as a guest.

What he is more concerned about is whether he will become a black eclipse dragon sashimi...

……

After a moment.

Lu Xiu followed the girl to her so-called home in Jieyun Village.

Lanlong is a kind of dragon species that looks very elegant and elegant, with an oriental style.Therefore, Lanlong's home is also full of this elegant and simple atmosphere.All kinds of very oriental styles - the mix of Japanese and Chinese decorations brings people a unique feeling of solemnity, sacredness and some affinity...

Lu Xiu originally thought so.

In his imagination, Lanlong's character is basically a witch, so her home should have a similar style to that of the Witch Goddess Society.

However, this is not the case at all.

When Lu Xiu entered Lanlong's house, what he saw was...

Messy, messy, messy.

It's a huge house, everything is placed randomly, and there are decorations, but they are all messy; the wooden floor is full of various items, there are many colorful books, some toys that look very unique, a few There are very soft mattresses and bedding, and there are even a lot of kitchen waste.Some leftover snacks and bones were just piled up on the floor, the drinking cups fell on the ground, and some wet water stains and rubbish were mixed together, it looked really messy.

Lu Xiu almost thought that Lanlong was really a local tyrant, and even built a huge garbage dump room to store his garbage.

After thinking about it, this is impossible, right?

That is to say...

"Yohoo~ Come home~"

Lanlong cheered, and the witch costume on his body instantly changed into a comfortable-looking home-fitting underwear. He jumped onto the mattress and quilt placed on the floor, and placed a quite comfortable half-lying position on it. Pillowing on the quilt that was piled up indiscriminately, Erlang's legs were raised, and one hand was still tucked up at the foot, which was really incompatible with her own temperament.

"...????"

Lu Xiu was dumbfounded.

"Come on, don't be restrained, just sit down." Lan Long waved his hand and said boldly as the master.

Where to sit and do?

Lu Xiu looked around, but he couldn't find any extra space for him to stay - even though he was just an Elu cat, the space occupied could be said to be very small.

Moreover, Miss Lanlong, you look too unimpressive!

Is it really okay to lie down in this position without any scruples when you wear so little?

If Lanlong's appearance is put on the uncle, he is like a decadent big man with his feet.But for Lan Long to do it, although compared to her witch's temperament, the current look is still very inconsistent, but it has a different kind of temptation.

"Hey, why are you looking at me with such astonished eyes?" Feeling Lu Xiu's horrified eyes, Lan Long asked curiously, "Ah, is it because you have just integrated into human society, so you still lack some understanding of human society? Is it common sense? Well, then, let me, my senior, teach you~ Look, what the house looks like now is the normal state of human beings~ Dressing up the house like this is what a master should do Responsibilities. Then, things like clothes are still very important for humans, but they are not very important for us dragons~ After all, our body has never had the concept of clothes. Well, so I can actually not use it. wearing..."

Lu Xiu was stunned.

Wait a minute, what kind of human common sense is this taught by our predecessors?This is simply misleading the children!

If I wasn't the black eclipse dragon reincarnated as a serious human, I would definitely have a big problem after listening to your common sense! !

ps:

Anyway, I'm back after watching the weather. How should I put it, although it's not as good as your name, I can still give it a good review.

Xin Haicheng's desire to survive seems to be getting stronger and stronger.

49. You are just greedy for her body

Seeing that Lan Long seemed to really want to completely return to the original at home, Lu Xiu hurriedly stopped him: "No, it's better to avoid it. Would you please be a normal human?"

It's not that he didn't want to see Lan Long returning to his true nature, and what kind of beauty it would be if he replaced this close-fitting home underwear - if he had no delusions about such a beautiful Miss Lan Long, it would be impossible.

Maybe the Lanlong girl Qianxue is right. As a dragon, it must have the appearance of a dragon.Put aside the eyes of secular human beings and live with the most authentic self!The natural and unadorned appearance that nature gave her might be more compatible with the elegant style of Lanlong.Lu Xiu wanted to see what it was like.

"(No! You're just greedy for her body! You're a bitch!)" The system's voice rang in Lu Xiu's mind.

"(Well, you don't want her body, you eunuch.)" Lu Xiu replied without hesitation in his mind.

As a mature-minded male, it is normal to have similar thoughts at such times, and it would be hypocritical to say that there is no such thing.After all, Lu Xiu was not Liu Xiahui, a saint of ancient times, so he could sit in his arms and not be chaotic—in addition, Liu Xiahui might be able to 'sit in his arms and not be chaotic', but he might not be able to 'sit in his arms'.

It's a pity that, despite this, Lu Xiu still needs to stop Lan Long's self-inflicted behavior.

This is all for the sake of Lu Xiu's own life.

Think about it, if Lu Xiu lets Lanlong continue, one day, the world that Lu Xiu lives on - a certain book "The Wonderful Journey of Reincarnated Black Eclipse Dragon" serialized in Hedgehog Cat will be called by others. Certain means exploded.

The whole book was in ashes. As the protagonist, Lu Xiu, didn't he have to die? !

So, love life and stay away from yellow.

"...Eh?" Lan Long blinked: "Is that so? Well, then I will follow your opinion."

Although the Lanlong girl gave up the idea of ​​letting go of herself, she didn't seem to have the consciousness of changing her posture - she still slumped on the mattress and quilt on the floor in a very unimpressive manner with a stingy foot. An alternative way to show its allure.

Maybe she thinks that Lu Xiu is a black eclipse dragon after all and cannot understand the aesthetics of human beings, so it doesn't matter what he does; or Lan Long himself doesn't realize what's wrong with such behavior... No, she doesn't care. I have lived in human society for many years, so I don't even have such common sense.

Well, it's probably the former.

Since he couldn't find a place to go, Lu Xiu could only stand at the door awkwardly and ask, "That...Senior Qianxue, are you sure, you don't need to clean up your home? I don't think a normal human's home should be. It's like this..."

Before that, Lu Xiu thought that his university dormitory should be the most messy place.However, Lanlong's house is ten times more messy than the university dormitory!

Did this Lanlong never know how to clean it?And it would be very inconvenient for her to move around and go out by herself!

"Ah, go out? Why do you want to go out?" The Lanlong girl tilted her head and asked with some doubts: "When I lived in Jieyun Village, I didn't usually go out? Only during the hot spring festival will I go to the village Chang asked to go out and dance the ritual dance. I usually live in my own home. In other words, there is no need to go out in daily life, right?"

...don't go out at all! ?

No wonder the house is so messed up!

Every day at home, I eat, sleep, sleep, eat, and then play games like crazy reading, etc., making it dark all day and night...

This is the life of a waste house, isn't it? !It's still the kind of overweight abandoned house that can't be saved and will die suddenly without knowing when!

It turns out that Lanlong is actually this kind of house-type character?

It's totally invisible from the outside.

And think about it, with Lanlong's physical fitness, it seems that there is no need to worry about the sudden death that may occur in ordinary abandoned houses. It doesn't matter how long he lives like this...

Ah, Gu Long is really enviable.You can live an uncontrolled life in a waste house or something.

I also want to become such a waste house ancient dragon.

Hurry up and find a way to evolve to the final form, and then start living at home with the same physical quality as Lanlong!

Under the influence of Lan Long, Lu Xiu set a new and magical goal for himself.

"Well, wouldn't the village chief usually come here? After all, you are also a witch in Jieyun Village, right?"

"Just tell the village chief that I want to practice witchcraft~ As a priestess, I have to endure a long period of loneliness, retreat and meditate in my own room for 360 four days a year, in order to finally become a qualified priestess. Then Gather the meditation power of 360 meditation for four days, and bless all the power in the ritual dance of the hot spring festival, so that the power of prayer can be the strongest! That's what I said."

...It's such a shameless remark that you can't say anything!

"Of course there are other excuses sometimes, such as cultivating heirs or something."

"Heir?"

"Of course it's me~ I've lived in Jieyun Village for a long time, isn't it very suspicious to always look like a girl? So I change my appearance every once in a while, pretending that the witches are passed down from generation to generation. Yes."

"Uh, what a wit." In fact, Lu Xiu didn't think it was laudable, but he said it subconsciously.

"Well, that is, recently, I have been living in Dongdoruma for a while. During this period of time, I went out every day... I just returned to Jieyun Village a few days ago. After all, the hot spring festival is a You still need me." Lan Long smiled slightly, and tickled Lu Xiu with his left foot: "Well, don't talk about that~ Little friend Black Eclipse, if you can't find a place to sit, just do it. How about coming here? This bedding place is quite big~”

"I think..." Lu Xiu sighed: "Senior, it's better for you to tidy up your room. At least make it look like a normal guest room?"

"What...you are really picky. Be careful not to be infected by some unnecessary human habits~" Lan Long pouted.

Having said that, she stood up from the mattress.

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