Observation Diary of a Blackened Girl and My Survival Guide

Changed to write sweet text, do you want to open a trumpet?

The current pseudonym [That Blooming Prosperity] has almost become synonymous with black and cruel abuse. Readers of Tianwen will not want to click on this pseudonym.

If he can't bear it, he will suffer from cerebral hemorrhage and myocardial infarction.

Before you can read a few chapters, you will have to let a professional team serve you.

Do you really want to change to a new vest with a certificate?

Dad doesn't agree, he gets up wherever he falls, and he doesn't change!

Just use this pen name!

As soon as he thought of this, Lin Qian sent the eunuch's news to the book friends group.

The prosperity in full bloom: Brothers, the book is going to be taken off the shelves.

Song of the Ninth Generation: Prosperous old dog, you are such a eunuch!I can't even remember how many books your eunuch has!Mare Gobi!Report the address!

Mr.: Can you finish writing a book and then open a new pit?

Liu Wufenghai: No, this is dying?Write in the group! CNM!

Chen Moren: Be calm, everyone. Prosperity means that the book violates the rules and is forced to be removed from the shelves. It is not a subjective eunuch, but a passive eunuch.

Sakura Road: Ah!This is the first book I paid for!Can you finish it!

For a time, the eighteen princes in the group emerged one after another and attacked Lin Qian.

Fortunately, there are only 180 people in the group, and only a dozen or so are usually active.

Otherwise you will be scolded to death.

Lin Qian was unmoved and calmly typed on the keyboard.

The prosperity in full bloom: Don't panic, I'll start a new pit. This time I won't write about the dark and residual, and I will write sweet texts, which are guaranteed to be sweet and cool.

Chen Moren: Fangou doesn't write about the black residue anymore, and the youth of the lord is over.

Ninth Shige: You can write anything, don't be a eunuch, and the eunuch will make you a eunuch.

Brother Gongba: Are there tauren people?If you have a tauren, watch it, if you don't have a tauren you don't.

Liu Wu Fenghai: Niu, you are paralyzed!The tauren crawls for the lord!

Qianshang Lijing: Don't panic, everyone, how did Tianshuangwen come to Tauren?

That blooming bustling: There is no way, Tianwen has high subscriptions, and you want a good meal. Hei Canshen has fewer collections and fewer subscriptions, so what should you do?

Brother Gongba: I only want tauren, and as long as there are tauren in the new book, I will reward the emperor.

The prosperity in full bloom: Fuck, brother Gongba is still rich, this is 1000 yuan, come, come, come, ten emperors, how many tauren you decide.

Ninth Shige: Not good, prosperity is about to degenerate!Wasn't it tough before?How soft now.

Mysterious man: Prosperous old dog, if my girlfriend's chest is half as soft as yours, I won't break up with her.

That blooming bustling: You guys, when I was stubborn, I said one by one, if there is a bustling mouth under my boyfriend, I will not cheat, now my mouth is soft, if you become my girlfriend, if you have bustling breasts If your mouth is half soft, you won't break up, the angle is tricky, and you can still chat!

Ignoring the readers who were arguing into a pot of porridge, Lin Qian ordered a radish bag and was ready to observe and learn how to write sweet text.

No way, this is really not his area of ​​expertise.

He is a good hand at writing black canshen perverts, but writing sweet dog food...

Really can't play.

So, how do you write Shuangwen?

When the God of War returns, he finds that his daughter lives in a kennel, and gives an order...?

After watching it for more than two hours, several strands of hair were ripped off, but Lin Qian still couldn't figure it out.

who cares!

Take one step at a time!

New document!

name...

Abnormal girl observation diary!

Just after the document was created, Lin Qian suddenly saw a very strange message in the group chat next to him.

Crazy Haco: Guys, the moon is so red tonight, more red than usual.

Ninth Shige: I heard that today's purple color is rare in a century.

"........"

moon?Red?

How can the moon be red?

Lin Qian's face froze, he stepped forward to open the curtains, and suddenly pushed open the window.

The moon, red and purple.

That blooming prosperity: No, wait a minute, how can the moon be red?

Ninth Shige: Fangou, shouldn't you be mad at being fired?Isn't it normal for the moon to be red?

"........."

Lin Qian put his hand on the keyboard and could no longer type.

The moon is red, of course Lin Qian is familiar with it.

Because in the setting of his novels, the moon is basically red.

It can be said that the red moon is one of the characteristics of Lin Qian's novels.

Except for the first book, the moon in all novels is red.

As an author, Lin Qian's brain hole is naturally not small.

I'm so special, shouldn't I pass through?

Lin Qian glanced at the time on the computer.

2020年5月19日00:17:43。

"..."

No...it's not the right time...

Time goes back...

Backtracked by two minutes and 32 seconds...

This is the time when the document [Observation Diary of an Abnormal Girl] was created.

Although homeless and decadent, Lin Qian is not stupid, on the contrary, he is very smart.

The thinking in the brain is far sharper than that of ordinary people.

Ordinary people can't write a book like "Research Center for Abnormal Girls".

Not to mention how many black residues in Lin Qian's writings, including the mess of eunuchs and eunuchs with scrapped drafts, Lin Qian himself can't remember very well.

A bizarre plot, a character that cannot be understood with normal thinking.

When writing, Lin Qian was able to reach a certain indescribable state. If there were ghosts in his writing, the urination of Wen Si was not enough to describe.

It can be described as a single life, a word for a day.

"I'm really dying."

Lin Qian hesitated again and again, took out his mobile phone and called the charter wife.

Gotta figure out what's going on.

"Well~ ah~ hey~ Lin Qian, what are you doing on the phone so late? When did you pay the rent last month?" A middle-aged woman gasped fiercely from the other end of the phone.

There was also the voice of a young man.

This young man had an impression of Lin Qian, whose surname was Zhang, and he lived upstairs.

Not long ago, because I couldn't pay the rent, I was called by the chartered wife to Bingzhuye to talk, and I lost more than ten pounds in a week.

I wasn't fat before, but now I look even more disheveled, and I don't know when I can't hold it anymore.

There are so many charter wives, a little Zhang may not be able to withstand it.

Stirring a vat with chopsticks is no joke.

"It will be handed in in a few days, yo, Sister Zheng, are you doing sports at night?"

"Well, ah! That's it! Right! Running at night, um!"

"Night running? This is a very fashionable exercise under the crotch. You are already beautiful. As long as you stick to it, your body will become younger and younger. Within half a year, you will definitely become a crowd-pleaser."

"Xiao, Xiao Zhang, listen, do you hear, or Xiao Lin can talk, you should learn more, Xiao Lin, if you can talk so much, talk more, or come to my house sometime, let's have a good chat? I think you are very good. handsome."

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Chapter 5 Something's Not Right

"Let's talk about this when you have time, Sister Zheng, I won't bother you anymore, just run slowly!" Thinking of Xiao Zhang's thin and yellow face, Lin Qian hurriedly hung up the phone.

This is a fire, it is not night running, it is called multi-person sports.

The charter woman is still the same charter woman, yes.

Then he should not be transmigrating, at least not that kind of simple transmigration.

Lin Qian took a closer look at the news of the college class Qiuqiuqun. A few days ago, the rich second generation in the class was still pursuing the success of the class.

and memory can match.

It's not time-travel, so what's going on with this red moon?

"..."

After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Qian felt that his brain capacity was not enough, so he put this matter behind his head for a while and got into the bathroom.