I Am Two-way Popular Science in the United States

The Poison Ivy girl who was thrashing her leg raised her head, licked her lips and said, "Pamela Lillian Eisley, you can call me Pamela."

"Your name is really troublesome to pronounce!" The clown flipped Pamela's orange-red hair with leaves and said, "Why don't I give you a new name, and you will be called... Poison Ivy from now on. ,how?"

Poison Ivy. ． ．A light flashed in Pamela's eyes, and she said with a smile, "I like this name, so I will be called Poison Ivy from now on. Poison Ivy, what a cool nickname!"

Hearing this, the clown stroked the well-behaved Pamela's hair, and said, "So... Poison Ivy, can I ask you to get out? I want to be alone now."

Hearing this, Poison Ivy spread her hands and left the clown's ward.

"I thought this chick would be a little different, but I didn't expect her to be a boring guy."

The clown complained, and the door of the ward was opened again.

"Didn't I tell you to go away? What's the matter with you guy?!"

However, it was not the Poison Ivy girl who poked out half of her head from the door, but a female doctor with dazzling golden hair.

When she heard the clown's words, she immediately frowned and stared at the clown, then walked into the room and closed the door with a bang.

She walked to the opposite side of the clown, pushed her hem to the side, exposing her slender and round legs, and sat down on the chair.

Her legs were crossed, her high heels bouncing up and down and she said:

"Listen, clown!"

"I'm your new psychiatrist, Dr. Harley Quizell from Gotham Central Hospital."

"From now on, I will give you half an hour of psychological counseling every day, and I hope you can cooperate with my work."

"Cooperate? Can you tell me why I cooperate with you?" The clown said with a sneer, "Is it because of the actions you are doing to me now that have some special hint?"

"Please show some respect!" Harry said angrily.

The clown slammed his hand on the table and said, "Hey, chick! Get the hell out of me before I lose my temper, go out and find someone to fuck you well, don't come here to make a fuss!"

"What?" Harry said unwillingly, "Do you have something to hide? Don't worry, I also have some knowledge of andrology, maybe I can help you."

After saying this, Harry was already prepared for the clown to attack her suddenly, but what she didn't expect was that the green-haired lunatic on the opposite side burst out laughing while clutching his stomach.

"Hahahahahaha! You guys are quite interesting!" The clown said with a smile, clutching his stomach and rolling on the bed.

interesting. ． ．This guy seems to be different.

Harry looked at the clown and became interested.

She felt that this guy was different from all the patients she had encountered before, he seemed to be completely integrated with madness.

This made Harry, who is a psychopath, have a keen interest in clowns.

"If that's the case, can we start treatment now?" she said.

When the little scandal heard this, he immediately sat obediently by the bed and said, "Of course we can start, dear Doctor Harry."

Half an hour later, Harry shook hands with the clown and said, "This treatment is very pleasant, see you tomorrow."

"Goodbye, Doctor Harry." The clown kissed Harry's hand very gentlemanly and said.

After that, Harry would give the clown psychological counseling for half an hour every day.

Although I don't know the specific effect, but the special charisma displayed by the clown, and the level of knowledge that is almost omniscient.

So that every conversation will not fall into embarrassment, they are just doing simple psychological counseling at the beginning.

But at the back, they have already started talking about everything.

Every day after Harry came home, he was looking forward to starting the next day's work as soon as possible, because then he could chat with the clown again.

She has to admit that the clown has a fatal attraction to herself, and now her mind is full of that smelly man with green hair.

Harry sat on the balcony of his house, exhaled a puff of smoke rings, and said helplessly: "I really don't understand, is it me treating him, or is he treating me... Forget it, let him care so much, anyway. My mind is full of him now, and I may have fallen in love with him."

"I think . . . you better not get too deep."

A man's voice came from behind him, and Harry turned his head in surprise to see that outside his balcony, there was a man floating in the sky out of thin air.

You know, this is the 38th floor!

Also, this was a man who was breathtakingly handsome, and Harry happened to know who this man was.

"Good evening, Mr. Depp." Harry casually pressed the cigarette butt on the marble of the balcony, then lifted his slender legs to the balcony, stood up and faced Depp, and said against the wind, "Although my mind is full of him now." , but it is not impossible to spend a good night with a handsome, rich and perfect man like you."

As expected of DC's well-known shared girlfriend, she is really enthusiastic enough.

Depp looked at the beautiful blonde lady in front of him, shook his finger and said, "I'm just giving you a piece of advice. The clown is a family man, and his wife will come back to him soon."

"What?" Harry said incredulously, "He has a wife? A guy like him has a wife. What are you kidding!"

"I'm not kidding you, Ms. Harry."

"So... can you sleep with me?"

"I think that's unlikely."

"Okay, you conservative man!" After Harry finished speaking, he grabbed Depp and hugged him, then kissed Depp hard on the lips.

"Now, you owe me a kiss."

"Good night, Mr. Depp, I'm going to bed."

"Oh, by the way, I like to slumber."

After speaking, Harry jumped off the balcony without looking back, and returned to his bedroom.

Depp looked at Harry who started to take off his clothes, touched his lips that were still warm, and turned away helplessly.

The next day, Harry wore sexy black stockings and started his own psychological counseling.

Moreover, everyone outside the ward heard the clown's roar.

"Hey girl! What plane?"

When Harry walked out of the clown ward, her legs were trembling slightly with a flushed face.

Harry, who was wearing high heels, was almost unsteady, but he looked satisfied and proud.

"I heard that you have a wife? Then I have to start early!"

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In terms of the number of updates in the future, two updates are guaranteed, and I will try to update as much as possible.

Today is mainly due to work and physical reasons. I went to the hospital to take a film in the morning, but nothing serious happened.

The doctor prescribed a few boxes of medicine and said that it would be fine after taking it.

In addition, we have also established a book friend group, everyone can come in to chat and fart together, the game is black, and even scold the author together when there is nothing to do, this is no problem~

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Chapter 110 Reporting

Since the clown became the boss of the Arkham Asylum, the patients here have become more peaceful.

This surprised the people in the hospital, but it is always a good thing that these guys have become honest.

But the director of the Arkham Asylum didn't know that all of this was because of the clown. He thought it was the new psychiatrist who was too good to make these guys gradually stabilize their emotions.

Therefore, the director of Arkham Asylum decided to increase Harry's salary and authority so that she could come and talk to these patients at any time.

Unbeknownst to the Dean, Harry had given himself a new name in the asylum.

The patients here now call her Harley Quinn.

Outside the prison, the mayoral election is in full swing.

Oswald's crushing approval ratings made him the number one star in all newspapers and news.

The next Gotham Mayor, who is almost certain, speaks impassionedly every time about his plans for the future of Gotham City.

The Penguin Gang has also changed from a criminal group that people have heard of before to become a pioneer of public welfare loved by everyone in Gotham City.

It seems that everything is going smoothly as Depp planned.

In the antique shop, Oswald and Waylon sat on the sofa and reported to Depp about the progress of the work during this period.

Wearing a custom-made suit and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, Waylon held a stack of documents in his hand and said:

"Recently, sales of figures and toys have almost doubled due to the publication of Batman and Iron Fist's personal weekly comics, as well as the preview of the cartoon."

"Wait until the cartoon is officially broadcast in a few months, it is estimated that the sales of the comic business and peripherals will double again."

"In terms of film and television dramas, because the progress of comics is still in the early stage, the plot is not enough to make complete episodes and movies. At present, we still focus on acquiring the copyrights of other comic companies for development."

"As for Depp Industries..." Waylon glanced at Oswald next to him, and said, "The negotiations with the military personnel represented by the Kane family have been completed yesterday, and they are very interested in the equipment we have developed. , and are currently discussing specific order matters.”

"In addition, there are also many people from other countries who have come to negotiate and want us to sell a small amount of equipment to them. I think that these overseas orders can be completely rejected, and the Kane family will be the main one first."

Depp interrupted when he heard the words: "For overseas orders, you can supply to a country that starts with the word c, and you have to give them the best, understand?"

"The beginning of the letter c... I understand the boss." Waylon continued: "As for the loss of the factory in the last battle, although the Vitti family cannot be compensated at present, the Gotham government has allocated us from the special fund." Sufficient funds for reconstruction.”

"I will send you the specific order and appropriation documents later."

Depp nodded when he heard the words. He knew that most of the money was sponsored by the Wayne family.

Oswald continued: "Currently, my support rate is around 40.00%. As long as there are no accidents, this mayoral election should be stable."