Elf: I'm the Only One Who Understands Pokémon

"Ding Yong, what are you doing over there!"

Suddenly, someone in the crowd shouted, apparently discovering the situation here.

Ding Yong quickly distanced himself from Fang Zhu, then looked at Fang Zhu up and down with a smile, and replied to the child, "Nothing, I'm looking to see if the new teacher has six pairs of eyes and eight legs."

Seeing that Ding Yong quickly returned to the group of children, Fang Zhu couldn't help but help his forehead and muttered in his heart.

Damn it, old principal, you look at your charitable eyebrows, why is your heart so dark?These kids do you call them more lively?

Looking at the noisy children in the class, Fang Zhu secretly gathered his strength.

You forced me!

Chapter 48 When will the worm stand up?

"bump!"

Fang Zhu's strong hand slapped the blackboard heavily, and the entire classroom seemed to start shaking.

"Give me quiet!"

I usually do a lot of exercise, and with the occasional guidance from Wu Bo, I can stun five or six green caterpillars with this palm.

The originally noisy classroom quieted down, probably because Fang Zhu's trick of convincing people had the effect, they turned around and faced Fang Zhu's direction.

Under the shoveling of the children, a arrogant boy walked out of the crowd, raised his head and came to Fang Zhu.

"I know you, the champion of the first battle competition, but a good battle does not mean that you have a deep knowledge of Pokémon. The previous teacher doesn't know much about Pokémon. What qualifications do you have to teach us?"

As soon as the boy's voice fell, the child next to him also helped.

"Yes, yes, Zhai Yue is the little Pokémon doctor in our class. The previous teacher doesn't know as much as him."

"Did you know that thorntails can evolve into hunting swallowtails and poisonous white butterflies? This is what Zhai Yue told us!"

"Yes! I had indigestion with the grass before, and he taught me how to solve it the next day."

……

The children chattered about Zhai Yue's glorious deeds, and Zhai Yue, who was standing in front of Fang Zhu, raised his head higher and higher, and was about to use his nostrils to face Fang Zhu.

"Oh? It seems that you know a lot. It just so happens that I also know a little bit of Pokémon knowledge. You can ask five questions at will. If I can't answer one question, I will resign and leave on the spot; but if I answer all of them. , you have to be obedient and go to class in the future; can you borrow this challenge?"

Fang Zhu said with a smile, looking at Zhai Yue, whose head was about to rise to the sky in front of him.

In the face of such a child who is quite confident in his own knowledge, it is best to use hard power to make him have to obey.

"Okay, then listen up, first question."

Zhai Fei nodded confidently, as if he saw the appearance of Fang Zhu leaving the classroom in despair soon after.

"Are there gender differences in Pikachu? If so, what?"

"Of course there is." Fang Zhu picked up the chalk and drew while explaining: "The male Pikachu has a square tail, while the female Pikachu has a heart-shaped tail."

As soon as he finished speaking, the pictures of the two Pikachus on the blackboard had already taken shape. Things that had been drawn hundreds of times in the previous life as a child were naturally at hand at this moment.

Looking at the pattern on the blackboard, Zhai Yue just nodded, and then continued:

"If you are lucky, then for the second question, Dudu has two heads. Does it also have two heads?"

As soon as Zhai Yue's voice fell, Fang Zhu replied in a gutsy manner: "Except for a very small number of Dudus who are born with different brains, Dudus generally have the same brain. As an additional gift to you, a little knowledge, its two Each head will not fall asleep at the same time, but will take turns watching the wind to prevent the enemy's attack."

"Why did the novice-level small fist stone hard-joint eye-level Pokémon's one-shot water-type attack not lose its combat ability."

It seemed that Fang Zhu's answering speed was far beyond Zhai Yue's expectations, and Zhai Yue asked questions faster.

"The small fist stone has strong characteristics. When it is fatally injured, it will leave a trace of stamina. If you touch it lightly, it will fall down."

"Is there a red spot on the face of the three bees?"

When the fourth question was asked, Fang Zhu was stunned for a moment.

Seeing that Fang Zhu didn't have a second to answer, Zhai Yue thought that he had finally asked a question he didn't know, so he said proudly: "How is it? No, but it's amazing that you can understand three questions, but it's a pity that a gentleman is hard to follow. It can only be said that we have no teacher-student fate.”

Fang Zhu was stunned, not because he didn't know, but just thought... How come these four questions are so similar to one of the questions he answered in the forum?

Hearing Zhai Yue's words, Fang Zhu did not hesitate and blurted out: "This also involves gender differences. The male three bees have no red spots on their faces, while the female three bees will have red spots on the forehead."

"This..." Zhai Yue frowned, obviously not expecting Fang Zhu to answer all four questions so smoothly.

The children on the side were also shocked, holding their breaths looking forward to the continuation of this duel.

Zhai Yue pondered for a while, suddenly remembered something, and clapped his hands: "I see! You must be a fan of Miaomiao, no wonder you know all the questions just now, you must have seen Miaomiao's answer on the forum, right? !"

As if poking out something incredible, Zhai Yue became complacent again: "But the next time is not so lucky, the fifth question was just figured out today, and I was going to post on the forum tonight to ask meow My God, there is no answer right now."

"Question 6, if a batch of green caterpillars is given to the ferrets and Bobo, they will eat 10 on average; if they are given to Bobo alone, they will eat [-] on average. Excuse me, if they are given to the ferrets alone, How many green caterpillars can each eat on average?"

After listening to the question, Fang Zhu was just full of question marks? ? ?

Not to mention whether Lie Que and Bobo will fight on the spot when they are together, your question is too cruel, have you considered the feelings of the green caterpillar?

Be careful that the green caterpillar evolves directly into a mega to give you the finishing touch.

The air is shaking, can the world get better, when will the bugs stand up?

Although there were countless complaints in his heart, Fang Zhu quickly gave the answer: "15, then don't put a group of Bobo and Fierce Birds together, you are definitely innocent when they fight."

"How...how is it possible...?" Zhai Yue couldn't believe Fang Zhu's answer so quickly, and even took a half step back.

Although he felt that Fang Zhu's answer was probably right, he still replied, "Then how do you prove it?"

Fang Zhu wrote the solution on the blackboard on the spot, and explained a wave of math Olympiad problems commonly found on Blue Star to the group of children under ten years old.

"Humph! Then I will admit that you are our teacher."

Zhai Yue turned his head, since Fang Zhu answered five questions, he could only admit his failure, and obediently walked to his seat and sat down.

Seeing that their leader was convinced, the other children followed suit and returned to their seats.

"Going home~ going home~" After this farce, unconsciously, the slightly brainwashed music after class started to sound.

Fang Zhu has been determined since he was a child that if he becomes a teacher one day, he will never procrastinate. At this time, he happened to fulfill his childhood promise.

"Then children, go home, pay attention to safety on the road, and see you tomorrow."

As soon as he finished speaking, the classroom was already empty, and there was not even a single child in sight.

Sure enough, no matter which world child, there is a primitive desire from the heart to leave school.

"The first day of being a teacher has ended successfully. Let's hear what the weather forecast will be tomorrow."

Fang Zhu tidied up the classroom a little, then hummed a little song on his way home.

The earphones he was wearing also heard the slightly magnetic voice of the weather forecaster.

"Generally speaking, it will be cloudy and sunny tomorrow, which is suitable for outdoor activities. Then today's weather forecast is here. At the end of the program, let's listen to a song, which was ordered by a listener friend named Xiaozhi to Serena. "haven't seen you for a long time"."

"He left a message saying that I promised you to be together forever. Forgive me for not holding back when you left. I have never forgotten the agreement at that time. When I become the strongest, I will always be by your side."

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Chapter 49

The next day, Fang Zhu opened the door of the seventh class of Enlightenment with ease.

Unlike yesterday, when the children saw Fang Zhu's arrival, they immediately stopped the noise and returned to their respective seats in twos and threes.

These kids keep their promises.

Fang Zhu thought in his heart that, according to the plots in the film and television works of the previous life, he thought that he would encounter operations such as putting buckets of water on the door, sticking glue on chalk, etc. It seems that these children are relatively simple types.

"Okay, then we will start the official class today."

Fang Zhu straightened up and subconsciously expanded his voice so that every child in the class could hear it. Then he picked up the chalk and turned to write three big characters of Pokémon on the blackboard.

"First, we need to understand what a Pokémon is."

Fang Zhu turned around and looked at the children under the podium: "What do you think Pokemon is?"

Yesterday, Ding Yong, who quietly reminded Fang Zhu, was the first to speak up: "Pokémon are very handsome and powerful creatures!"

Someone started, and other children also said their thoughts.

The little girl holding the Xiangwei Meow doll said: "Pokemon is our friend! Especially the cute Pokemon, such as my Xiangwei Meow, are soft when hugged."

"Pokémon are very scary monsters. My neighbor's eldest brother broke his leg a few days ago by a Pokémon, and someone else rescued him." Another little boy said, with a slight panic on his face, I have lingering fears.

Zhai Yue didn't show off his knowledge at this time, but added lightly: "Pokémon are born from eggs, and they will change their forms through evolution."

Looking at the children below who spoke freely, Fang Zhu clapped his hands and applauded to show his encouragement: "Everyone said it well, so let me make a summary."

"Pokémon are mysterious and mysterious creatures, some Pokémon and humans live together in a friendly way, and some Pokémon inhabit grass, caves or the sea. They are born from eggs, many Pokémon They can change their form through evolution, so as to increase their size or enhance their abilities. They can learn various moves and skills, and use moves to perform various other activities against the flames of war.”

After speaking, Fang Zhu paused, then continued: "Because you all live in towns and have never been to the wild, the Pokémon you meet are relatively friendly and kind, but please remember that Pokémon's character Different, sometimes they're scary creatures."

"For example, Naughty Thunderbolt, when it encounters people, it may roll over and explode directly. This is a kind of play for it, but for humans with poor physical fitness, it often turns into murder."

"Another example is the lava snail. Although it has a mild temperament and generally does not attack humans, its body surface has a high temperature of [-] degrees. If you touch it without knowing it, it will cause great harm to the body."

Speaking of this, some children showed unbelievable expressions on their faces, while Zhai Yue quickly recorded something in his notebook.

Some children raised their hands and asked, "Teacher, how hot is [-] degrees? I have been scalded by hot water before. Is it a little hotter than hot water?"

Fang Zhu listened to the question, and the corners of his mouth could not help but turn up. Children's innocence always brings positive emotional value to people. He originally wanted to explain that it is hotter than the sun, but thinking that they may not understand, so he said.

"Our usual hot water is about [-] degrees, and the temperature of the lava snail's body surface is [-] degrees, which is a thousand times hotter than hot water."

Although it may be unscientific to say this, the children clearly understood it, and many people took a deep breath.

Seeing this, Fang Zhu continued: "There is also the teacher's partner's big tongue, don't look at its harmless appearance, its tongue has special toxins, and if it is licked and not wiped off in time, the skin will fester. of."

"Ah, a Pokémon with a big tongue that looks so stupid is also dangerous." A boy raised his voice in shock.

Fang Zhu nodded: "So, we have to get to know Pokémon well, so that we can get along with Pokémon better and more safely. Whether you are a fighting faction who wants to take risks with Pokémon, or you want to have a good time with Pokémon For those who dream of living at home, knowledge of Pokémon is indispensable."

Looking at the children under the stage and nodding like chickens pecking at rice, Fang Zhu couldn't help but feel a sense of accomplishment in his heart, and continued talking non-stop.

"Up to now, there are [-] types of Pokémon found, namely water, fire, grass, normal, flying, super power, insect, electricity, rock, ghost, ice, fighting, evil, poison, steel. , Ground, Dragon, Fairy. Every Pokémon has one or two properties."

In order to facilitate memory, Fang Zhu listed the eighteen attributes one by one in words on the blackboard while telling the story.

"Teacher, is there really a goblin-type elves? We haven't seen them yet."