National Art? Pindao Will Not, I Will Only Be Leifa

"When the celestial master came back, the Taoist priests stopped pretending and flew down from the mountain to greet him?"

Foreign tourists were stunned.

shit...

They used to think that those videos on the Internet were made of special effects.

But now, I saw with my own eyes that golden light leaped over the mountain road, a step of more than ten meters.

There were even a few people in red robes, radiating golden light all over their bodies, jumping down from the top of the mountain at a height of [-] zhang.

A triple jump, to the foot of the mountain.

It's not through the phone screen and something post-production.

This is a live viewing.

These foreign tourists instantly feel that they have lived for decades and have not yet understood.

Why did the Taoist priests of Longguo go down the mountain like this?

Outrageous!

But even more outrageous, is still behind.

These foreign tourists are still standing in a daze.

I only heard a burst of flying sand and stones and a noisy voice coming from behind.

These foreigners only reacted at this time and looked back.

It doesn't matter if they don't look back, as soon as they look back, their heads are almost scared and they split up.

Because I saw the bottom of the mountain, two centipedes quickly climbed up.

On the back of the centipede, there was also a priest in purple robe.

The centipede was extremely fast, and it had already rushed past them in the blink of an eye.

Fly up the mountain.

They can even see the lines on the centipede.

Accompanying the Celestial Master to ride the centipede up the mountain, the Taoist priests also flew back to the mountain.

Looking at this foreign tourist at this moment, how can he still point out the country and express his opinion?

Several Americans knelt on the spot.

"God! This is God! He is God!"

These foreigners don't understand now, why the people of Longguo call Qin Hao Tianshi!

People like this are called God in them!

As for Qin Hao's ride on a centipede to fly up the mountain just now, it was regarded as a miracle by them, engraved in his heart, and unforgettable for a lifetime.

……

Accompany Qin Hao to ride a centipede all the way.

On the hot search of Longguo, new hot entries also appeared.

"#Shocked! The serial disappearance cases that have plagued the Longguang Police Station for more than ten years are officially broken! The serial killer is actually an Onmyoji!"

"# Seventy-seven skeletons were found at the scene. According to the police, this is not all the victims. There are more victims' skeletons that have been destroyed by the Dongying people!"

"#Longguang CityUrban Legend: The truth behind the third hospital has been exposed, a layout that has lasted for more than ten years! A battle involving Dongying and Longguo Xuanshu world! Longguo wins!"

"#Dongyingren exposes themselves: They have built hundreds of ghosts for more than ten years, but they were all killed by Qingyunshan Tianshi's fart effort! Dongying people's mentality has collapsed!"

"#Longguang City reappears red thunder, and the ghosts in the whole city are extremely scared! The ghosts moved overnight: Damn, after living for decades, this ghost place suddenly became a Taoist priest! Still wearing purple robes, do you think it scares ghosts? "

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“#Longguang City Chengnan Branch Tianshi’s transcripts were exposed, and the police responsible for taking the transcripts for Tianshi exploded. The contents of the transcripts are extremely nonsense. My 80-year-old grandma even looked fake!”

"#天师 rides a centipede racing car at a speed of 97 per hour! The traffic police brigade issued a ticket warning! Ask Qingyunshan to go to the traffic police team to pay the fine as soon as possible!"

"#FirstPerspective, the video of Qingyun Mountain's three consecutive jumps on the top of the mountain to greet Tianshi! Reply '1' to mention it!"

Almost all Longguo netizens never thought of it.

They just took a nap.

The Celestial Master of Qingyun Mountain has made so many big moves again!

Moreover, one is more outrageous than one.

The entire Longguo Internet comment area is also boiling again.

For a time, countless new stalks appeared.

Celestial Master of Qingyun Mountain, once again swept the top [-] microwave hot searches!

056 You are amazing, you are high! (On the shelves for the first order! Ask for a monthly pass! Ask for a collection!)

On the Internet, various hot search comments emerge in an endless stream.

"Fuck! I never dreamed that this chain of missing eucalyptus in Longguang City could be broken!"

"Me too, a nephew of mine was one of the people who disappeared at the time. It's been eight years now, and I didn't expect that the murderer would be caught one day!"

"I originally thought that this eucalyptus would not be broken for more than ten years, but I didn't expect it to be caught so suddenly!"

"If you want to do something big, we have to be the Heavenly Master! The eucalyptus that hasn't been broken for more than ten years, the Heavenly Master goes down the mountain for a lap, and by the way, it is broken!"

"Good guy! You really believe what the Celestial Master said! You also believe that he really came down the mountain!"

"Walking from the east of the city to the south of the city, there are dozens of kilometers in between, one dares to say, the other dares to believe!"

"But no matter what, it's a good thing that the case is broken! I heard that the Dongying people are now blocked at the gate of the detention center and can't get in. The families of the victims got the news in advance, and they are blocked at the gate of the detention center. They want to kill that bastard!"

"This kind of rubbish deserves to be beaten to death! An extra day's worth of food is a waste of the Dragon Kingdom! After killing so many people for more than ten years, it's hard to catch them, so why don't they vent their anger to the families of the victims?"

"Venting your anger? Turtle, if this really vents the anger of the victim's family, one person can slap that Dongying person into a pig's head!"

"Isn't that the most outrageous layout of the Dongying people for more than ten years? They have raised hundreds of ghosts for more than ten years, and they were all killed by our heavenly master's fart effort. They laughed to death, and the Dongying people's mentality collapsed!"

"Those ghosts in the hospital wouldn't have thought that they had been here for more than ten years, and suddenly one day, there was a Taoist priest among them!"

"Suddenly I realized why the Celestial Master has always made us believe in science. As long as he kills all the ghosts, wouldn't this world be scientific?"

"Fuck! I got it!"

"Science? Laugh out loud, do you mean the centipede on the Tianshi Highway? This is also called science?"

"Science told me that the largest centipede in the world is less than 1 meter. When I turned around, the Celestial Master rode a large centipede two or three meters long and drove to 90 yards on the highway! Forgive me, I really can't continue to believe in science!"

"The traffic police team is stunned. They have been doing it for decades. They have seen racing cars and never seen a centipede. I ask the psychological shadow of the traffic policeman who discovered the centipede at that time!"

"Isn't the funniest part of Tianshi's record? Going down the mountain for a walk, I guess, low blood sugar, ordinary people, it has nothing to do with me! Push yourself clean!"

"Dongying people: You are amazing! You are arrogant! You are more ruthless than anyone else in advance, and you pretend that people and animals are harmless afterward. All my ghosts are dead in vain?"

"Tianshi: It's not me that wears purple clothes, what, you took a photo of my face? This is special, okay, I admit it, I just passed by! 233333!"

"Tianshi said: As long as the road camera takes a little picture of my face, I dare to say that I have a natural public face! I look like everyone!"

"9999999! 6 turned over!"

……

Online, the comment area is hot.

And now Qin Hao, after driving the centipede back to the Tianshifu on the mountain.

He began to retreat and study centipede medicinal wine.

I have long heard that centipede wine is a great tonic!

What's more, there are still two such big ones.

It's impossible to justify this without making wine and medicine!

Qin Hao searched in the incense value mall.

Sure enough, he found the secret recipe for two kinds of centipede sparkling wine.

One of them is the secret recipe of medicinal wine that can be drunk.

The centipede is mixed with dozens of special medicinal materials as medicine, and then brewed with special white wine. The prepared centipede wine not only tastes good, but also has a strong medicinal effect after drinking it.

Men drink aphrodisiac and kidney, enhance physical fitness!

Women drink nourishing yin and beauty, conditioning their bodies!

It has the effects of relieving wind and relieving spasm, dredging collaterals and relieving pain, detoxifying and dispersing knots, and treating impotence.

Long-term drinking can also treat hemiplegia, some serious diseases such as cancer.

As for the other, it is ground with centipedes, mixed with more than a dozen medicinal materials to make medicinal powder, and used externally with medicinal wine!

When applied to the wound, it can activate blood and remove blood stasis, treat rheumatism, arthritis, reduce swelling and relieve pain.

Qin Hao intends.

The two centipedes were slaughtered, and the two centipedes were made into medicinal wine and medicinal powder.

In the future, pilgrims who go up the mountain to burn incense and worship the gods can get it for free.

Anyway, these two centipedes used to follow the Dongying people, and they didn't do anything good.

Now I have this opportunity to dedicate my body to medicine and treat people's diseases. This is also considered to be a good deed.

If these two centipedes knew that they could do something good when they were dead, they would surely be relieved from the bottom of their hearts.

At this moment, Qin Hao's ear, the system prompt sound also came.

"Ding! Release a new task, make centipede medicinal wine and medicine powder, make it successfully and distribute it to pilgrims as a free resource, promote the selfless spirit of Xuanmen, and get rewarded with Tianshi Sword Quenching Spirit +5! Purple Robe Quenching Spirit +10! Divine Beast Egg Carousel Extraction Times + 10! Incense value + 10!"

Qin Hao was startled when he heard the system prompt.

Unexpectedly, this time, the system suddenly popped up such a generous reward.

It seems that even the system supports itself in doing so!