But on the opposite side, Irena noticed someone, so she smiled and said a step ahead:
"I'm sorry~ I have to close the stall. If it's too late, my predictions about the future will be inaccurate. Simply put, my divine power will decline."
Perhaps it was because of the money she made, the smile on Irena's face was so bright that she couldn't bear it, her eyes were so narrowed that she could hardly see her eyeballs, and she never took her eyes off her wallet until... ...
"—Miss Irena! How can you lie!"
"Huh? Ah... Oscar?" Irena finally looked away from the money after hearing the familiar voice. She originally wanted to hit someone when she saw Luo Mo's face, but she thought it was him. My brother, but he forcibly suppressed the urge to hit someone, shrugged:
"You're mistaken. I'm definitely not pretending to be a fortune-teller to deceive people. I listen to customers' troubles very seriously, give them useful advice, and then charge a reasonable fee."
"You are...!"
"Oh! ——Wait a minute!" Seeing what Luo Mo wanted to say, Irena immediately raised her hand and stopped him with the palm of her hand:
"Except for some vicious guys who will call my work a scam, if you think about it carefully, you will understand that this is a very serious business, and more importantly--do witches cheat money? No Will it?! How could it be possible! Would a person of my status and status do such a shameful and indecent behavior? Impossible!"
"......"
Luo Mo was dumbfounded.
Is this person really a witch?
Why is it so shameless to be a human being?How can you still talk nonsense about the obvious things, even scolding yourself?
But thinking about it seriously, he felt... as if he scolded himself when he played his brother just now?
Did the sense of intimacy when we first met come from here?
Looking at Irena who was talking nonsense in a serious manner, he always faced his own delusion a little bit.
I even wondered if I had a daughter, would it be this guy?That's really—too bad, isn't it? !
After a series of associations, an inexplicable sense of mission ignited in Luo Mo's heart.
He felt that he couldn't let this guy go on messing around anymore, otherwise...he couldn't help but want to get involved!
......................
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Luo Mo, who was determined to be a new man in this world, took a deep breath to adjust his state, and after not being tempted by the huge profits to join forces with charlatans, he stretched out his hands, pressed them on Irena's shoulders, and said solemnly:
"Miss Irena, it's wrong for you to do this! No matter how clever you are, you trade under other guises, but this is a fraud in itself! Even if it sounds nice, it's still a business, but it's the same as trading with lobsters. What's the difference in selling dried shrimps in the name of the name! No matter how hard it is, we can't cheat money!"
"No matter how many times I have to declare, I didn't cheat money! I'm just pointing the way to everyone! And if... I mean, if it's really desperate, what's wrong with cheating money?!"
"You can borrow money!" Luo Mo's serious words made Irena a little confused, and she couldn't help but said in a daze: "What's the difference between cheating money and borrowing money?"
"Of course I have! Borrowing money is getting money from acquaintances, and cheating money is getting money from strangers."
"It seems to be so reasonable?" Irena thought about it for a while and felt that it made sense, but felt that it seemed meaningless, so she couldn't help looking at him and tilting her head slightly: "So? What's the real difference? "
"Borrowing money is legal and compliant, and cheating money is a crime and you will go to jail."
"But I'm traveling and I don't have any friends nearby."
"Leave this aside for now, just tell me, is it better to borrow money or cheat money? Borrowing money between friends is also very common. After all, friends should help each other, right?"
"Hmm, what you said makes sense." It was obviously a rather strange question, but Irena thought about it very seriously.
"Are those who impart knowledge to each other considered friends?"
"Forget it?"
"Then we're friends now!"
"...You want to lend me money?"
"No, I want to borrow money from you." Facing the expectant girl, the smile on Luo Mo's face was even brighter: "Can you lend me half of the money just now?"
"Huh? Why should I lend it to you? By the way..." Irena asked with black lines all over her face: "What's the matter with this topic? You can just blame it, why did you borrow money from me after half the condemnation?" Already???"
"Because we are friends."
"——What do you take your friends for!"
"Of course, it's someone who can help each other. It's okay. Believe me, I really just borrowed it. When I have money, I will pay you back right away!"
"Cough." Irena didn't respond, but just cleared her throat and asked with a smile, "What did you ask me just now?"
"Is it better to borrow money or cheat money?"
"No, it's the next sentence!"
"...Miss Irena." Luo Mo seemed to think of something unacceptable, and said in disbelief: "Do you want to cut off our friendship?"
"Sorry~ Do we know each other? Did you mistake me with someone?"
Seeing that he didn't intend to follow her own pace, Irena smiled without smiling, and directly broke off the relationship with each other.
After all, they are actually not familiar with each other, just a simple acquaintance.
This also made Luo Mo pretend to give up a smile, took out a booklet from his pocket, opened it, and showed it to her:
"Since we're not friends, I can only do business...Miss Irena, do you know the words on it? Can I trouble you to read it out?"
"This... the Public Security Bureau of the Magician's Country? Liar?! Really??" Irena snatched his ID card and carefully looked it over.
However, she rewrote the reality with the power of pretense, and distorted the documents disguised in the diary. No matter how much she looked through it, she couldn't find any problems.
.......................
Although Luo Mo actually doesn't know whether the country's police-like institution is called the Public Security Bureau, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that Irena definitely doesn't know either!
And she, who was committing a crime, was born with a lot of losses in her heart. She would naturally be afraid when she saw a policeman and the like, and panicked instinctively, just like a thief seeing a patrolling policeman.
"What do you mean, you should know?" Luo Mo snatched his ID, and smiled at her with such regret: "Although I really want to let you go, we are not familiar after all, please cooperate with me." Work."
oops?Finally got caught?But what is the situation? ——The sudden incident made Irena a little confused, but she still retorted with fantasy: "...Aren't you traveling like me? Why..."
"Because of lack of money, I'm currently working at the Public Security Bureau of the Kingdom of Magicians. After all, don't I have to pay you back?"
"This...is a decent job."
"It's okay." He put on a businesslike look, looked at the guilty girl, and pretended to be dignified: "May I ask, what are you doing at this time and this place?"
"...This... I took a short break, didn't I do anything?"
Irena, whose eyes were wandering around, was already thinking about whether she should run away.
"Really? Then can you show me what's in your bag? The Public Security Bureau has received a report that someone is pretending to be a fortune teller with a crystal ball to cheat money." I understand that Irena will want to escape He held Irena's hand for a moment before continuing: "Although I don't think it's you, I still have to do a routine check."
"It's disgusting~ It's all my underwear, how can I show it to others?"
"That's more...cough." Before the word "good" blurted out, he stopped in time and grabbed Irena's bag with a smile, and changed his words: "Isn't that even more important to check? Of course you also Don't get me wrong, it's just that some prisoners often say this, it's okay, I'm a policeman, I don't look at people with colored eyes, you just need to treat me as a woman."
"This difficulty is too high, I can't do it! I won't be able to stand it!" Irena also smiled forcefully, holding her bag tightly to avoid being snatched: "I suddenly remembered that my clothes are still hanging on the The window sill has not been confiscated, and it will probably rain at night, so I have to go back to the hotel immediately, please allow me to say goodbye for the time being."
"Well, clothes do matter, but before that, can I check your bag anyway?"
"It's the same if you say it several times, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"
"Please cooperate with my work, you have no right to refuse."
"You, you are annoying! Have I encountered a pervert?! If you pester me again, I will be called a guard!"
Irena pretended to be angry and tugged at her bag.
"Sorry, although it's just a temporary part-time job, I'm a guard."
"..."
Irena's anger was doused with cold water and instantly extinguished.
But she didn't give up struggling, but pretended to be angry like a child, puffed up her cheeks and stared at him: "You are so pestering! Absolutely no girl would like it!"
"Unfortunately, I am surprisingly likable...although most of them are abnormal people."
"It's because you pester me endlessly! That's why no normal people like you!"
"It's okay, I'm used to it, please give me the bag for inspection, I don't want to repeat this sentence again."
Luo Mo acted like a businessman, completely ignoring Irena's nonsense, which made Irena feel a little confused.
Helpless, she could only let go of her anger and try to squeeze out a smile, leaned forward to pretend to be friendly, and poked his stomach with her elbow:
"Oh~ don't be so rigid~ I just made a joke just now, we are not all friends, why make it like this? Just pretend you didn't see me! Yes! That's the decision, I'll go first... ..."
While talking, Irena calmly opened his hand holding her wrist, and with a smile on her face, she just wanted to leave, but she only took two steps...the back collar was grabbed Living.
"—Sorry, we are not friends according to what you said, so please cooperate with the inspection, otherwise I will call for reinforcements. By the way, the maximum imprisonment for fraud in this country is 12 years and the minimum is six months. If you I don't care if you don't mind."
"...Woo..." Irena froze all over.
After weighing the pros and cons, she seemed to accept her fate. With trembling hands, she took out the money bag and counted half of the proceeds from it. She handed the money over without looking over her head, and scolded with pain like a knife:
"——This, this... I will lend it to you! I can lend it to you!"
"I'm sorry... bribery is an added crime, right?"
"How could this be a bribe?! This is...?!"
"We're not friends, so I can't take your money. You're bribing me by stuffing me with money like this." Facing the girl with a face full of disbelief, he seriously reprimanded: "Although I'm just a temporary guards, but please don’t insult me with money, I have my own insistence.”
"Hey! Don't go too far!"
"However, if I actively return the stolen goods, I will treat it as if this incident never happened."
"....says?"
"Give it all to me, and I'll pretend I didn't see anything."
"—You might as well kill me!?"
The whole night's hard work was about to be confiscated, so Irena jumped up on the spot, her face flushed and she strongly objected.
"Killing is illegal, and I will never do illegal things."
"Is there no room for negotiation? Please, please accommodate this point no matter what!!"
Irena, who regards money as her life, is almost going crazy over the bottom line.
"This is..."
Luo Mo deliberately pretended to be thinking, so that Irena immediately hit the snake on the stick, smashed the cans for money, showed a cute innocent and ignorant smile, gently pulled his clothes, and said in a coquettish voice:
"Brother~Big Brother~Big Brother~ Please~ Please be a little more flexible~ I didn't do it on purpose, I will definitely not do it again next time~I promise you~"
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