He tried his best to pretend that nothing had happened, but his heart was a little broken.
In order to avoid having to identify another loli later, he simply stood in front of the ice sculpture again, observed carefully for a while, then coughed dryly and changed his words:
"...cough, she is indeed your stepmother, although she is a little hard to see through the ice, but she is not mistaken..."
"....it is as expected....."
"Sorry, I accidentally blamed you."
As he spoke, he was about to change the subject and talk about why this place was frozen.
Of course, he didn't know why it was frozen here. After all, if it was done by a magician, it would take a lot of magic power, and ordinary witches couldn't do it.
So he felt that he should think of a reasonable explanation...it doesn't need to be too reasonable, as long as the words are diverted.
However, before he could think of a reasonable lie to explain the situation here and change the subject, Emnesia asked with a fearful and sad smile: "...Dad, my mother , biological mother, how old was she when she had me?"
"—Pfft! Cough, cough...cough cough!"
Luo Mo, who just wanted to drink some water to calm down the shock so he could sort out his emotions and think about how to lie, couldn't hold back and sprayed it on the spot, and sprayed it directly on the face of the girl opposite who seemed to have made up his mind, and even choked on the water and kept patting Chest save yourself.
(Hey guy? What kind of fairy questions is this kid asking? Is it normal to ask such questions? Does this guy completely treat me as a pervert?)
Emnesia wiped the water off her face, and stared at him resentfully: "...Dad! What are you doing?"
"Ah, what... She is actually 18 years old, and she is a very normal girl." Luo Mo immediately changed the subject, just as she was very concerned about this issue, and couldn't help but refute:
"How is it possible! Since you like such a person...my mother must be similar, please stop lying and tell me the truth, I can bear it!"
"That's not it....."
Seeing her pressing her hand on her chest, as if she was really ready to accept some shocking facts, Luo Mo looked like she had eaten a fly.
This behavior of accidentally lifting a rock and smashing his own foot for a moment of evil interest made him almost want to cry without tears and wanted to confess, but in fact, this was all casually said by himself.
(I'm not your father at all! I don't even know who your mother is!).... There was such an urge to growl in his heart.
But judging from the current situation, even if the truth is told, Emnesia probably won't believe it.
No, to be precise, I would definitely not believe it, I would only think that he was avoiding the problem in an outrageous way, and even if he thought about it in another way, he would think the same way.
........................
After all kinds of troubles, he could only sigh and shake his head like giving up:
"Twelve."
"....real?"
"It just looks like this. In fact, her real age is hundreds of years old, much older than me, but I am the younger one. Look, I have a photo!"
As he said that, he took out his treasured mobile phone, and found out...the appearance and age are the most likely, and the person who can minimize the suspicion is the greatest possible.
A picture of a girl dressed in white with a smile on her face——Phantom Witch Pandora.
"...this? My mother? Beautiful child...."
Although it is very strange how such a small thing can show such an obvious image, and it is also lying in silence. How could such a cute child be hundreds of years old, but Emnesia still held his mobile phone with both hands, in a trance Staring at the silver-haired loli above.
"Well...that's right, it's her."
"The hair color is the same, but why does her eyes seem to have vertical pupils? And why are they blue and different from mine?"
"The children are not exactly like the father or the mother, but a brand-new individual that combines the genes of both parties and finally mixes them together."
Luo Mo used his expertise and began to talk nonsense in a serious manner.
"That's right...but will the colors of your eyes become like mine if you mix them together?"
"Oh! It may be my ancestors, who also have emerald green eyes! That's called a recessive gene, atavistic inheritance, or atavism."
"Is that so...?" Emnesia wasn't very sure, but she nodded blankly in the shocking fact that her mother was actually younger than her, and subconsciously asked:
"Then... Mom is so young, do I have enough to eat?"
"--Well?!"
He just wanted to take another sip of water, but he was so shocked by this question that he almost spit again.
But this time he held back, covered his mouth and swallowed, and replied with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth: "Don't look at it as being against A, in fact, the size of the breast does not affect the child's drinking milk."
"You, you, what are you talking about! I'm just talking about size! Mom's size!" The strange topic was not only embarrassing for Luo Mo, but Emnesia even blushed in the blink of an eye.
"Ah... so you're talking about a head?" Luo Mo was so speechless that he couldn't help covering his face and shaking his head: "Why didn't you say it clearly?"
"Who knew you would think so dirty? Shouldn't it be normal?"
"...What you said is normal, I can't understand it at all."
Normal must refer to the chest, right? ——He seriously suspected that there was a cognitive deviation between himself and Emnesia.
"Speaking of which... why is Dad so clear about this kind of thing when he is clearly a man?" Emnesia squinted her eyes and stared straight at him, looking at him like looking at a criminal: " ...It can't be me and Qiangshi when I was a child, right? Change, pervert!"
"Ah... er... why?" With a girl, talking about women's milk production, and even suspecting that he was competing for food with children, even he was so embarrassed that he would dig out a room for three hall.
But the lie he told would have to be made up even if he died, so he covered his mouth and turned his head away, looking at the distant sky and said uncertainly:
"...from experience, right?"
"Father... are you really a pervert! My mother—is really such a small person! You don't even let such a small girl go!?"
At first, I was somewhat skeptical that he might be lying to himself. Although he did believe most of it, he also expected in his heart that this was a dirty joke from the uncle.
But now... Judging from his words, Emnesia can confirm that it is all true. If he hadn't done it, how could there be such a statement?
....The girl's disappointed and contemptuous eyes made the experienced Luo Mo's stomach ache.
Because from the other party's expression, he also realized that his answer was wrong.
He didn't even know how to explain it. After all, he was lying, and the lie was a bit outrageous. There were too many flaws, and he could only describe it more and more black. In the end, he could only turn all the words into a helpless sigh.
........................
........................
At the end of the painful experience, Luo Mo realized.
When the knowledge brought by the era of information explosion appears in the era of incomplete information, it is not all a good thing.
Sometimes it can be your own burden.
For example, now, isn't it all caused by him, is it almost impossible to be a decent person?
This is what the legend says—it's all the world's fault, right?
He looked at the cloudy sky full of aggrieved hearts, convinced that sometimes mistakes were really caused by the world.
...Only thinking in this way, only when all the responsibilities are attributed to the head of the world, can his soul get some comfort.
But when he pushed the responsibility in his heart, and even blamed it on the world, while she knew that she was really a lolita-born Emnesia, her mood was much more complicated.
After all, this kind of strange thing happened to me... No one can recover in a short while.
At the same time, she finally understood why she was short.
It turned out that it was all caused by the fact that the father was not good enough and the mother he found was too young!
If not, she must be a few centimeters taller, right?Chest, maybe it can be big?Maybe it can become the legendary big breasts?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but looked at her chest with resentful eyes, and then looked at Luo Mo who was dazed beside her. It can be said that the more she looked at it, the more disgusted and indignant she became.
The meaning of blame in the girl's eyes was ready to come out, but even Luo Mo didn't know what was going on, and why she started to blame herself after she despised herself.
Even if he takes a million steps back, he really has some strange hobbies, and that's limited to his own personal hobbies, it's fine if he's disliked, why should he be blamed?
He was about to ask what the situation was, but Emnesia shook her head vigorously as if hoping to put aside the dissatisfaction in her mind, and regrouped:
"Put aside your shady interests... what's your mother's name?"
"What's not to be seen...all my interests..." Thinking of his bad taste, he coughed dryly and changed his words: "Cough, most of them are still fine."
"...I'm not interested in learning about your low-level interests."
"I always feel that your respect for me seems to have disappeared suddenly?"
"How strange should I be if I still have respect for you now??"
"... Being rejected by a rebellious daughter, is this the fate that every old father must experience?" Luo Mo pretended to shake his head again and again.
"Don't think of all fathers in the world as strange people like you! Really... I don't even know what to say about you!" Emnesia gave him a hard look, and asked again Said: "I just want to know my mother's name! Don't change the subject anymore! I am completely disappointed and desperate for you, Dad!"
"Okay, okay~ Alas... Sure enough, the female university is not accepted." He looked secretly sad, and said casually: "Her name is Pandora."
"Pandora...Pandora is my mother? Pandora..." Emnesia repeated this, the only name that made her look forward to it, and she looked at him again after a while and asked: "... ..how did you know each other?"
"Hmm~ It's a long story, it was a night full of flames, and she brought many people to find me."
"With a lot of people? Mom is a rich lady?"
"In terms of assets, she does have many, and many subordinates."
"Sure enough, why did mother come to you?"
"It wasn't looking for me, it was just something else, and then it was probably similar to the legendary love at first sight, right? She took me home directly, and dragged me to sleep in a bed that night."
Although the factual situation is quite different from Emnesia's imagination, Luo Mo did not lie.
........................
The half-truth and half-false words made Emnesia's previous imagination all overturned at this moment, and she covered her mouth in disbelief and exclaimed:
"Liar! — Mom is the one who takes the initiative??"
"At that time, I couldn't beat her. I wanted to escape many times, but she took her back with just one word..."
"Take it back in one sentence... Mom really is a rich lady!?"
Putting together the information Luo Mo confided, a scene of a female version of a domineering president instantly filled her mind.
Even thinking about it, he instinctively doubted: "Could it be that my father's distorted interests were all cultivated by my mother?"
"...I don't want to say anything bad about your mother, but if I really have any bad interests, it must be Pandora's fault."
"Father, you...are you trying to shirk responsibility?"
I always feel that no matter how you say it, this is a bit too unreasonable, and Emnesia instinctively looks suspiciously at him, and doesn't believe what he said.
After all, in her cognition, or from her intuition, it is possible for women to fall in love at first sight, but is it really possible to do this directly because of love at first sight?
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