"....ordinary."
"Oh~ I know, you child is talking all day long, human beings are facing a population crisis, we must increase the birth rate, and we must strive to promote more impure heterosexual ..communication~ In fact, I am just a child~ I don’t know anything about this kind of thing, right? ~Do you want me to teach you, brother?"
"Hey, hey~ Don't you dare to say, you are so good, you really teach!"
"Yes~ If you dare to learn, I will teach you!"
Luo Mo was also not timid at all. He closed the door and strode over, poked her face and teased, "But do you dare to learn? Don't you~"
Being poked in the face and made fun of, the smile on Xiaoya's face almost completely collapsed, and she said with a forced smile like a broken jar:
"—Dare! How could I not dare? If you dare to teach me, of course I dare to learn, but it's just health care and sports. By the way, tell me in detail how adults make children~ all of them!"
"Okay, what is this? I'll help you find adult romance movies now!"
"——No, I want to listen to your own description! This is the only way to teach by example!"
"....you sure?"
"I'm very sure!" Hiiragi Shinoya nodded vigorously with a blushing face, as if she really planned to fight him to the death.
...Although Luo Mo himself doesn't understand, this is a shameful play, to teach a child such a thing.
But since it is a shameful play shared by two people, as long as you are not embarrassed, then the embarrassment is the other party, right?
So he lowered his head to sort out the situation, and planned to attack the girl head-on and talk about health and sports on the spot.
But... he just opened his mouth and found that he didn't know where to start.
After all, even he has never attended the so-called health and physical education courses, so he can only bite the bullet and say:
"In short! Just kiss and hug first, and then hold it high...ah, no, you can take off your clothes without holding it high, and then...well, you understand!"
"Hey~ I don't understand~ What are you doing with your clothes off? Isn't it cold? Are you going to take a bath? Can you have a baby after taking a bath?"
Hiiragi Shinoya tilted her head, blinking her big eyes like an ignorant child, just staring at him and waiting for an answer.
"...Aren't you ashamed to say that yourself?"
"Why are you ashamed?"
"It's too fake!"
"Oh~~Why is it so fake? I don't understand~" Xiaoya kept tilting her head, and poked her side face with her index finger, pretending to be innocent.
Although it was pretending, it was indeed cute, but just like that, Luo Mo still wanted to do something to her, to make her lose her composure and vent her anger for him.
...But when I think that Krulu is on my head, I don't know when it will end. If I find out that I am doing something to Xiao Ya, then I really can't explain it... Especially when Krulu Lu probably would still be very angry, and it would be unwise to add fuel to the fire at this time.
So he could only let go of his depression for the time being, and changed the subject: "...this topic is here for today, and I will teach you next time when I have a chance. I have business to do today."
"Oh~ Do you want to escape? Haha! You are really too weak~ From now on, be honest and serve your sister well~"
Xiaoya, who saw through his thoughts, smiled happily, and raised her hand to pat his head.
This made Luo Mo not take her hand away, and said displeasedly, "I'm really serious!"
"Seriously..."
"Why do you seem so surprised?"
"No, I'm not surprised, are you?"
"That....."
"—I just don't believe it at all!"
Xiao Ya deliberately interrupted him when he just answered, and deliberately showed an overly bright smile, as if she didn't have any positive expectations for him, and she already knew all his little tricks.
"...I treat you so well, yet you don't believe me so much..."
"You have to reflect on your day-to-day behavior."
"...Why do you all say that, but it's still very good at critical times!"
"But the daily life is too bad, so this is the point deduction item~" Xiaoya's mouth curled up, and she assumed the posture of the big sister at the beginning, stood up and pointed at him with one hand on her hip: "Bad problems have to be corrected, Understand?"
"Why do you look so condescending?"
"Because I'm an older sister~!"
"Obviously I'm older than you?"
"It was my sister when we met for the first time! So it must be in the end!"
"Then you teach me health care and physical education?"
"Oh~ Do you want me to teach you health care and sports?" Xiao Ya tilted her head while holding her arms, showing a surprised expression.
"Uh..." Luo Mo, who thought this should be a lore, but didn't expect her to be able to push it back, was stunned for a while, and then laughed: "Yes~ For children My things are too complicated, I don't understand, I have to listen to my sister's explanation~"
"Anyway?"
"Yes~ If you are my sister, you should know about this kind of thing, right?"
"You are really a pervert~ You are quite a shameless pervert, and let me teach such a thing to such an innocent girl."
"Have you ever seen a pervert with shame? Can you still be a pervert with shame?"
"Oh~ That's right~ As expected of Mr. Pervert, I really understand perverts."
With a smile, Xiao Ya pulled out a mobile phone she asked for from Luo Mo from the side of the bed.
The moment she was looking at the mobile phone, a bad premonition appeared in Luo Mo's heart, and Xiao Ya also said with a smile: "I heard that you like recording very much, so I imitated it a little bit, you say~ I'll keep it for myself , or let Krulu listen to it later?"
"Cough, let's talk about the business. Actually, I..." Luo Mo walked forward calmly, intending to grab Xiao Ya's phone and delete it while she was not paying attention.
But only two steps closer, Xiao Ya quickly put the phone in her chest, and even raised her chest in a demonstrative way at him, almost knocked him down by thunder: "What are you doing?"
"Can't you see it??"
"I don't understand!"
"why?"
"Usually there are things hidden in the big breasts. It seems that there are no traces of them, and they are perfectly hidden, but you are... um, a failed breast augmentation?"
Luo Mo stared at the outline of the phone on her chest, and it took a long while before he came up with a line that he thought roughly matched it.
And the girl who heard this line trembled slightly, the smile on her face began to collapse, and her fingers unconsciously played with the shrunken ghost weapon: "Hey, hey..."
She twirled her fingertips a few times, and the cursed weapon that looked like a small pendant turned into a scythe in an instant.
As the emotions lost control, spells appeared on the cheeks, and small ghost horns appeared on the forehead. At the same time, the canine teeth became longer and sharper like a vampire.
"...Is this going to turn into a ghost? It's not that serious, is it?? Can't I apologize??"
"Of course, as long as you let me chop you twice! It's okay! I will definitely not hack you to death~" Xiao Ya's smile that was about to collapse while holding the scythe became brilliant at this moment And cute, but also brought a touch of enchanting charm because of the ghost.
"It's too serious!"
"It's okay! It doesn't hurt! You can get over it with a little effort!"
"Yes, yes! I have prepared something good for you to see! After reading this, you will definitely not care about such trivial matters!"
As the girl slowly approached him, Luo Mo took out Lai Honglian's cursed weapon from the void while retreating - True Day and Night.
As the weapon was activated, the ghost inside emerged, and without further ado, he slashed across the blade with his fingertips again.
The figure of Hiiragi Mahiru immediately appeared in front of Hiiragi Xiaoya, causing the resentful girl to unconsciously stop punishing Luo Mo, and stare blankly at her already dead sister.
Chapter 26 The Girl Who Avenged Her Grace and the Vampires Seeking Freedom
"Sister? Why?....Are you still alive?" The girl who let the scythe slip from her hands looked at the figure that had not changed in any way from her memory, and murmured in melancholy, shaking her head:
"But... why did you become a ghost, sister? Obviously only vampires can..."
"Because I became a vampire." Hiiragi Mahiru stepped forward, looked Xiao Ya up and down with a smile, and said softly, "You have grown up."
"Although the breasts are not as big as my sister's."
"Hehe~ It's a matter of time, don't use your phone as a breast pad, take it out, it's weird to look at."
"No, no! I don't have that kind of plan! I just hid it for a while!"
Faced with the doubts of her relatives, Xiao Ya immediately took out her mobile phone, bit her lower lip tightly, glared fiercely at Luo Mo who was standing opposite, and pointed at him: "It's this guy! Sister, think of a way! Let this The guy also lost face once!"
"Well~ calm down, aren't you best friends?"
"certainly not!!"
"Xiao Ya! No way!" In fact, Hiiragi Mahiru wanted Luo Mo to die more than Xiao Ya, and she really wanted him to die, but she had to put on the appearance of a kind sister and persuaded: "Even if you are joking, you can't say this. It’s really hurtful to say that.”
"Obviously he was the first..."
"He just liked Xiaoya so much, that's why he bullied Xiaoya. When we chatted with me just now, he always said you were cute, and he kept asking me what you like~"
"He wouldn't say that!"
Although Xiaoya still put on a nonchalant expression, her face was as red as an apple, and she secretly glanced at Luo Mo who seemed to be watching the scenery.
"Hmm, it's really not there!"
Luo Mo wanted to make Hiiragi Mahiru say good things, but he didn't intend to make her say such things, so he quickly waved his hands to deny the radical remarks.
"Boys always like to be shy~ Guren was also shy back then~"
"Huh? Is that so?"
"Really, I'm your own sister. Others will lie to you. Can I still lie to you?"
Hiiragi Mahiru's face is full of sincerity and love, but...not to mention, as long as she can be with Guren Ichinose, she will not hesitate to abandon her parents, mother and sister.
Just like when Xiao Ya was kidnapped, she gave up without even blinking... Even though she was very kind to her younger sister before that, she still carried out her love since she was five years old, and she was willing to give everything for it, even if Own life - so now it's a ghost.
Facing her sister who had the best relationship with her since she was a child, but she couldn't see through it, Xiaoya couldn't see if it was a lie.
But if she couldn't even trust her sister, she didn't know who else she could trust.
But Luo Mo next to him is a little bit a little bit, he doesn't know what to say... Forcibly taking Hiiragi Mahiru away will definitely become suspicious, and maybe he will find that he is persecuting her sister.
If he continues to explain, no one will believe him, and he will be regarded as shy instead... To be honest, he feels that Hiiragi Mahiru's scenes are a bit too much.
But he had no choice but to signal Hiiragi Mahiru to pay attention with his eyes from the side, not to make things strange.
However... the eye contact is a test of the tacit understanding between the two parties, and the two of them - there is no such tacit understanding at all!
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