Konoha: Starting from Ninja World S-Class Rebellion

After all, Naruto has no one to teach him.

At this time, Naruto is probably at the most innocent stage.

For example, did not know that adults also need to go to the toilet.

For example, it is thought that after marriage, a child will automatically appear.

Judging from the logic of his speech.

Maybe I thought that parents would not have parents.

White Snake didn't respond, and Naruto wasn't disappointed, he pushed open the door, stepped on the stool and stretched his hand towards the cabinet.

In this small home of about forty square meters, there is actually a dining room and a kitchen.

"Daddy will make instant noodles for you."

In fact, he doesn't know how to raise children, he just sees those peers who don't have to go to school and play house in the park say so.

Looking at Naruto who jumped off the stool with two buckets of instant noodles, White Snake narrowed his eyes, thinking that it shouldn't go on like this.

Otherwise, the Kyuubi in Naruto's stomach will laugh like crazy.

"I'm older than you, you should call me uncle." White Snake reminded.

"Yeah." Naruto said naturally.

Hey guys, it's all different, right?

"I mean, you can't be my father." White Snake exhaled.

He thought that Hongdou was the stupidest kid in the world.

Who knows, a mountain is higher than a mountain.

"Oh" Naruto lowered his head in frustration.

"But you can call me Dad." White Snake raised the corners of his mouth.

Mrs. Jiuxinna, you don't want your child to have no father, do you?

Even if the child's new father is your father-killing enemy.

"Really?" Naruto tiptoed, almost jumping up happily.

White Snake pursed his lips and smiled, took out a box of eggs from the cupboard, took out one and sniffed it.

"Why don't you put it in the refrigerator?"

"Why put it in the refrigerator?"

"It will break."

"The food will go bad too?"

"Hehe, there is nothing in this world that will not break, no matter what it is."

Naruto's house really didn't have any ingredients, so White Snake had to make a few eggs.

The surprise also puzzled White Snake, and even made him suspect that Naruto's family had seasoning.

Yes, adjust, material!

It's amazing, no one would expect a three-year-old who is not raised and taught to be able to cook, right?

The guy who sent Naruto the seasoning is a genius!

Am I right?Dear old monkey.

"Someone cooks for you?" White Snake asked while holding the pot.

The traces of the pan being used can be ruled out as being used by Naruto.

"Yeah, Grandpa Hokage comes here often." Naruto nodded repeatedly.

"He can cook?"

"He won't. Grandpa is Hokage, so he doesn't need to cook."

White Snake twisted his eyebrows, "Add a prefix in front of 'Grandpa', otherwise, I won't be your father."

"Oh good." Naruto nodded quickly, signaling that he had remembered.

"Besides Lao and Hokage, did someone come to your house to cook for you?" White Snake asked.

"No." Naruto scratched his head, not knowing why White Snake asked.

Then he laughed and said:

"But sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I will see fried fish, egg custard and other food on the table. It's amazing!"

"Is it delicious?"

"The fried fish is delicious, but the egg custard is stinky and tastes weird."

"Oh?"

"I didn't know it before, but now I know that the smelly egg custard is because it's broken, so it can't be saved for later."

Compared to White Snake, Naruto has a lot to say.

It seems that I am holding back my words and want to talk to others.

White Snake placed two plates of "spread yellow vegetables" on the tea table.

Xiaobai, who smelled the food, came out of his sleeve while spitting out a message.

Naruto was startled.

"Dad, why do you have a snake in your sleeve?"

It's amazing to know snakes.

"You should call me Uncle." White Snake had goose bumps all over his body.

"Huh?" Naruto had a sad expression.

"I am your father, but in terms of address, you have to call me uncle, even if your brain is not fully developed, can you understand this little thing?"

"Uncle is father, father is uncle, it's weird." Naruto muttered in a low voice.

The white snake took a raw egg and fed it to Xiao Bai.

Xiaobai's digestion ability is very good, there is no need to spit out the shell, and it is sent into the deep part of the body together with the egg liquid.

"He looks silly, he doesn't look like you at all, why do you want to be his father?"

"Snake, the snake has spoken!"

"What a fuss." Xiaobai glanced at Naruto, further confirming the fact that Naruto is an idiot.

Seeing Naruto's face turning purple, White Snake raised his eyebrows, "Are you afraid of snakes?"

Naruto nodded his head very frequently.

Snakes have no hair, are slippery and cold, and have no feet. How numb!

Xiaobai wanted to knock his fangs on Naruto's bowl, and drop a few drops of paralyzing venom into it, so that he would shut up his foul mouth.

"Hmm." White Snake's expression showed no joy or anger, and he dug out the custard with a spoon and put it back into the bowl, "Then what do you like?"

"I like little frogs." Naruto said without thinking.

Isn't it all about climbing?Why is there still discrimination?

"Toad?" White Snake frowned, "Can this thing compare to a snake?"

"Why not?" Naruto raised his head in dissatisfaction.

"Oh, there must be fewer people raising toads than snakes." The white snake was talking about the previous life.

Pets are not popular in the ninja world, although there are, but very few, after all, I can't afford to keep pets.

As for ninjas, what their psychic beasts are often not decided by themselves.

"There must be more frogs." Naruto didn't understand what the white snake was talking about, and said instinctively.

"There are legends about snakes turning into beautiful women to repay their kindness, but are there any toads? It's obvious which one is more pleasing." White Snake laughed mockingly.

But after he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered, as if there really was.

Isn't that the Frog Prince?

Good guy, the ones that crawl on the ground, swim in the sea, fly in the sky, grow on trees, who said that only modern people want to fart all the time.

The young Naruto had never heard of a snake turning into a man to repay a favor, nor had he heard of a toad turning into a man to repay a favor.

But he still yelled:

"Then uncle, do you raise a snake because you can't find a wife, so you hope it will grow up and become a human?"

The mocking expression on White Snake's face froze, and his lips pursed a few times, not knowing which angle to refute to regain the upper hand.

If he directly denies it, Naruto will take advantage of the victory to pursue it, in order to deny the logic that "snakes are more popular because there are more stories about snakes than toads".

He actually fell short in sophistry.

Is this the legendary mouth escape?

"Think about it carefully, you are right, the toad is really good, the snake has no hands or feet, how numb it is."

White Snake decided not to be as knowledgeable as a little kid.

noob:? ? ?

"Not really." Naruto scratched his head embarrassedly and said with a smile: "The snake is actually pretty good."

Damn, this face of the winner comforting the loser.

"Finish?" White Snake glanced at Naruto's empty bowl.

"Yeah." Naruto nodded quickly, "It's delicious."

"Go brush your teeth and wash your face after eating, and then go to bed." White Snake got up and cleaned up the bowl quickly.

"Hey~ No, I'm not sleepy yet, let's talk again, uncle's talk is very interesting."

Naruto was very excited to have one more family member.