From to 1935 2020

"In December, the National Development and Reform Commission raised oil prices, and gasoline broke through the [-] yuan mark. There should be wool to squeeze."

"Big Events of 2011..."

There are still more than ten days until the college entrance examination. In a residential house in Nanxun District, Huzhou, a young student is sitting under a lamp and writing a book. The contents recorded are all the "big fortune events" in his memory in the next ten years. ".

As a science and technology dog ​​with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, Huang Ke has a strong "planned obsessive-compulsive disorder" in his work style.Traveling back to the earth world from another world, I found that the time point I returned to was after 2010. After changing clothes, I immediately found a pen and paper, and used my memory to frantically write down all the "getting rich and big" that I can think of in the next ten years. event".

The house he lives in now is the rented house of "Huang Ke in 2010".This year, Huang Ke was in his third year of high school, at the end of May, and there were still more than [-] years left before the college entrance examination.Huang Ke's family lives in Lianshi dozens of kilometers away, and he needs to study in Huzhou to study in high school. Just two hours ago in this world, "Huang Ke of this time and space" who was studying in his room was accidentally captured by a witch from another world. He and the saint, using him in the future ten years later as the summoner, forcibly summoned him to another world.

A space-time is not allowed to accommodate two common beings.Not to mention zero-distance contact.

As a result, two Huang Ke from different time and space met and contacted in a different world beyond time and space under the joint action of the gods, saints and witches, and the consciousness of the world.

At the moment of contact, the laws of the world immediately came into play, and with a single stroke of God's will, the two Huang Ke were divided into four parts, and then expelled from that world.

The two Huang Ke who were divided into four did not die, and one of them returned to the original room in the original world in 2010.

Apart from the fact that the clothes on his body were split into two halves by the will of God, his physique has also been greatly enhanced, and it seems that he has not suffered any loss or change......

No, there are still changes.

Sitting at the table, Huang Ke put down his pen, waved his hand that had been writing for more than an hour, raised his left arm, tilted his head, and sniffed vigorously under his armpit with the tip of his nose.

He picked up the mirror on the table, looked at his face, looked at the "younger" face in the mirror, nodded and said to himself:

"Half of the body is wet, it should be the smell of the old body, and there will be no more in the future... Fortunately, the moment of contact, the two bodies were forcibly synchronized, otherwise my half would be bigger than the other half At the age of ten, if you are unlucky, you will turn into a yin and yang face like Baron Asura!"

With a creak, the balcony door of the room opened, and a figure appeared at the door.

Tall figure, hip-length hair, slender waist, long legs, and an exquisite face that seems to be precision-processed by | high-precision digital machine tools." I also feel charming and charming.

The peerless monster is Huang Ke's evaluation of her. He closed his eyes, but he was thinking professionally, if he was given a knife, how could this beauty in front of him need to be repaired with a knife... Well, It seems that I can't think of it all at once, maybe I can find the place that needs to be modified after taking off my clothes...

The witch asked, "Have you finished writing your fortune plan?"

"It's finished."

Huang Ke nodded, looked at the witch and said:

"Have you clarified your groping for the laws of this world?"

"I figured it out...it's pretty bad!"

The witch walked into the house, came to the bed, and fiddled with the things piled on the bed.

The things on the bed are all collected by the witch in another world, and they were originally stored in her space ring.But after being exiled to the earth world, the change of laws made the space ring almost completely useless, and most of the items contained in it were forcibly ejected from the space ring because of insufficient volume.

The witch picked up a ruby ​​on the bed, looked at it, shook her head and sighed:

"The loss of power has exceeded ninety-nine percent, to be exact, more than 99.9%! Not to mention divine spells, even magic spells, and even the most primitive and basic physical power are losing a lot. Your world is worthy of exile. No matter how extraordinary an existence is here, it will be stripped of its divine power and suppressed almost like a mortal."

Huang Ke made his debut with the habitual rigor of a national-level mechanic: "Almost mortal? It means that there is still a little bit of magic and supernatural power that can be used."

"It is still possible to use a little magic power, but only to such a degree."

The witch snapped her fingers, and a small flame ignited on her fingertips.

"Well, I can do that too."

Huang Ke took out a disposable lighter from the desk drawer, and lit it with a click.

Witch:  …

The witch looked at Huang Ke's face, shook her head and said with a smile: "Your body, the left half is yes, but the right half is 28 years old. In the past, I have been thinking about how the same existence of two different time and space will meet after being summoned together. What happened, this time I finally have an answer. But here is a question, which time and space is your consciousness leading the current you?"

Huang Ke thought for a while and replied:

"The left brain is mainly rational, and the right brain is sensual. The rational, 28-year-old sensibility. In other respects, I don't know which one I am. Is it the Huang Ke who has the memory of the 28-year-old, or the Huang Ke who lost himself?" Ke... This is a very painful question, and it doesn't make much sense to find out who I am."

"It should be closer to you at the age of 28, because from your previous behavior, you have been calculating from the beginning to the end, and you are actually acting very prudently, except for that obscene action not long ago..."

The witch pointed out at the end that Huang Ke reached out to grab the ball at the last moment in the different world.

When the witch was talking, she picked up the mirror on the table and looked at herself in the mirror narcissistically—cursed by the world, she has been an ugly girl for many years, and she would have gone crazy if she hadn't been so nervous.

"My judgment is not wrong. You are indeed the key to our lifting the world's curse. Although you were exiled to this world, it is better than staying in that desperate world and dying ugly and hopeless."

Huang Ke thought of the most crucial thing and asked, "What about the other me? According to what you said, a world can only accommodate one me at a time. He is definitely not in this world anymore. Where is he now? It should be Are you with that saint?"

"you guess?"

The witch didn't answer right away.

Huang Ke analyzed to himself.

"Could it be that I went back to my world in 2020? It's possible...but not necessarily. According to the information you revealed today, everything is related to the will of the world. You mentioned to me the doomsday prophecy? Yes, a person in the past, a person in the future, but he is only a person in the present, the past is missing, and the puzzle cannot be completed... Well, the past, did he go back to the past? Yes, it is the past, relatively The "past" at this world point in time!"

The witch looked at Huang Ke and smiled.

"You really didn't brag. You are indeed an elite figure in the low-level world, with strong analytical skills. Elena and the other you were swept into the past by the turbulence of time and space! As for the specific time point..."

The witch paused, glanced at the desk calendar on the table, and sighed, "At least 70 years ago!"

-------------------- Chapter 8 Why should I be a human being? --------------------

Chapter 8 Why should I be human?

Huzhou at the end of May is neither hot nor cold, and it is the most pleasant and comfortable season.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Huang Ke was in front, and the witch Sophia was behind. The two were walking together on the road of eating supper and visiting the night market.

"No wonder you are 28 years old and don't have a girlfriend. You just keep your head down and walk without waiting for me. You don't have any manly demeanor. Among the more than ten earth traversing people I met, your gentlemanly demeanor is the worst of."

On the way, Sophia, who had been dragging behind Huang Ke to eat ashes, complained dissatisfied. The reason for her dissatisfaction was that Huang Ke just focused on walking and ignored the witch who was behind.

The reason why the witch lags behind is because she first came to the noble land and was dazzled by all kinds of dazzling "high-tech" products in this novel low-magic world, especially the various novelty and beautiful summer clothes in the roadside shops. fashion.

Along the way, when the witch looked at the costumes, her eyes were about to burst into flames.The two of them hadn't walked more than a thousand steps, so she asked Huang Ke twice, asking to "borrow some money".It's a pity that all of Huang Ke's possessions are only more than 2000 yuan, so it is impossible to spend them on her.The reason why the witch was even more dissatisfied with him was that Huang Ke's way of leaving a beautiful lady far behind was really impolite.

Huang Ke explained:

"I hate wasting time! Especially on the most boring things like shopping."

"You deserve to be a virgin for 28 years, plus this life, you are a virgin for 46 years. For a person like you, which woman would really like you!"

"Well, I also understand my shortcomings. So the goal I set for myself early on was to be a rich man and work hard for it. As long as I have enough money, I can make a bunch of people beautiful enough and at the same time A woman who is smart enough to volunteer to give birth to me - before I crossed over, many seniors had already done so."

Even with the left brain neutralization of "", the essence of Huang Ke's super high-molybdenum high-nitrogen martensitic steel straight man has not changed at all.

The witch caught up and walked side by side with Huang Ke:

"You are the scariest human being in the exile land I have ever seen! With your temperament, in our world, you must rank among the top horror indexes in certain aspects."

"How do you know me so well? We realize that we haven't spoken more than a hundred sentences now."

"Soul analysis, mind reading, the first moment I found you, I read all your secrets—for example, your first sexual fantasy object was your English teacher in junior high school, because her Big boobs. Your first wet dream was..."

"stop!"

When the witch spoke, her voice was very loud, and the content was even more earth-shattering.Huang Ke's face made of super martensitic steel finally broke through the witch's extreme shameless debunking attack. He stretched out his fingers to seal the witch's mouth, preventing her from shouting.

Huang Ke looked around like a thief, but luckily the nearest passer-by was twenty steps away, so no one should have heard her.

Huang Ke said: "Tomorrow, to be precise, should be the day after tomorrow."

"What do you mean?"

"Can't you read minds?"

"In this world, I can only light a fire, and I can't use more advanced magic."

"I don't believe it, you must have other cards...but forget it, let me tell you clearly, anyway, you will know soon."

While speaking, Huang Ke took out a piece of paper from his pocket. It was a form he had drawn before going out, with 36 rows and [-] columns, and he ticked several boxes on each row.

Sophia asked, "What is this?"

"The next two welfare lotteries may draw winning numbers."

As Huang Ke spoke, he turned his gaze to the lottery shop across the street.

"When you recalled your memory during time travel, did you recall the lottery numbers of these issues?"

Huang Ke shook his head and said, "I didn't remember it. I didn't remember it at all, and I didn't even know what the winning number was."

Sophia looked at the winning numbers posted on the lottery form on the wall of the store, and nodded with some understanding: "But you saw it! You have seen it before!"

Standing at the entrance of the lottery store, Huang Ke held the form in his hand and faced the winning records of the past three draws on the wall.

"Yes, I have seen it, but I have never remembered it. I just saw it, and there will be traces left behind, and when I go back in time, I washed out all the memories closest to the time I traveled... What happened in the past few days, and what will happen in the next few days, as long as I have seen and experienced it, it will all be washed out!"

The winning numbers of the past three draws that have been drawn are exactly the same as the records on the form in Huang Ke's hand.Memory recall, what is recorded is the picture seen instead of the data, and Huang Ke, who is the closest to the 2010 plane, has the clearest memory of the past few days before and after the time travel, because the resonance points of the two bodies are the closest .So Huang Ke could completely remember what happened in the past few days and the scenes he saw.Then, relying on this little memory, he insisted on "drawing" on the paper the winning numbers of the two lottery draws in the next few days.

Sophia smiled: "The grand prize is 500 million, how many are you going to buy?"

"14 yuan, buy a compound coupon, deliberately choose an extra number, just make sense!"

"Why don't you buy a hundred tickets at once, and then (Crab) clear the prize pool?"

"In that case, ninety-nine out of ten won't win a penny! Before I crossed over, the person in charge of the lottery was greedy for tens of billions. God knows if the money was greedy, or he manipulated the lottery to win the lottery for himself. "

Sophia sighed: "Hey, it's the same in any world, and the hearts of the superiors are all equally black."

When buying lottery tickets, Huang Ke noticed that both the owner of the lottery store and the fans nearby were staring at Sophia, two of them were grandpas in their 70s and [-]s.

Facing the group of men who had fallen under her natural charm, the witch smiled slightly, and snapped her fingers again when she followed Huang Ke out.

The current Sophia is wearing a gauze skirt made of Huang Ke's curtains, other than that, the inside is empty - people in other worlds don't have the habit of wearing underwear.Although the package is still solid and not exposed, she should be big and long, and she has a natural charm aura. When she went out, she snapped her fingers and cast a charm spell. A poisoned special The deep young man was tempted to "instinctively" go out, but because of his dazed expression, he didn't notice that the glass door in front of him had been closed, and it hit hard with a bang, almost breaking the bridge of his nose.

"Hahaha!"

The witch showed a happy smile, and Huang Ke looked back at the unlucky guy.

"Looks like you can still use magic."

Sophia sighed: "It can only last a few seconds for a slight effect, which is actually the limit."

The two of them ate supper at a restaurant on the street.

"If we don't win the lottery tomorrow, we have to find other ways to make some quick money."

While speaking, Huang Ke looked at the table full of dishes, his expression unchanged.

For this table, the total price of the menu is [-] yuan, all ordered by the witch, and more than half of his own living expenses are spent here.

"Among the unlucky travelers before me, there must be Chinese people."

"bingo!"