The original gods were hunted down by them after death

Yula nodded logically and said, "That's right, Qin's experience in love is indeed very rich."

"Let's put it this way, in my heart, Qin is the master of love. You can ask her for advice on anything you don't understand about relationships."

Diluc: "..."

Ying was a little skeptical: "Really? But as far as I know, Qin seems to have never been in love, right?"

Yula took a sip of the iced raspberry mint wine and said lightly, "But you overlooked one point."

Ying clasped her hands and said, "I would like to hear the details."

Yula lightly tapped the table with her pale knuckles: "What you don't know is that when Qin was handling the requests of the residents of Mond, there were many people who asked her about love affairs."

"As for those who have been instructed by Qin, the success rate of getting together in the end is [-]%."

Ying hissed, "One hundred percent? You didn't lie to me, did you?"

Yula smiled lightly and said, "Of course I didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, you can ask Di Luke. His sources of information should also have this point."

Diluc nodded slightly: "Indeed."

However, so far, Qin has only helped a pair of Mond couples who are already in love with each other, and the success rate is [-]%. It cannot be faked.

But if it can be called "Love Master" just like this, it's a bit...

Yingmei's eyes light up slightly, she has been worrying about Su Han's ability to tease cats and goats recently, if Qin can help her solve it, she will definitely give Qin a big red envelope afterwards.

Just when Di Luke was about to say this, Su Han came over and asked, "Senior Di Luke, I want to ask you something."

Diluc sniffed, frowned and asked, "Have you been drinking?"

Just when Su Han was about to speak, he saw Kaiya running from outside the tavern to Di Luke at a speed of [-] meters, and said in a trembling voice: "Crispy, fire!"

Paimon: "Poof—"

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With a blank expression on his face, Diluc crushed the wine glass he was holding with a click.

Su Han put a green glowing hat on Kaiya backhandedly: "Bold, how can you talk to Senior Di Luke?"

Kaiya looked at him in disbelief, Su Han, are you fucking sick again?Didn't you make me do this?

What made him even more flustered was that he couldn't take off the green hat on his head.

Even if Kaiya is not from Liyue, she has somewhat understood the meaning of "green hat", which is a great shame for a man.

Diluc cracked his knuckles: "It seems that the lessons I taught you a few days ago are not enough."

Kaiya said anxiously: "Wait, I just called out that rice crust is just Su Han's nickname."

Diluque shook his head slightly: "Hmph, you still want to lie to me, it's useless to talk more."

Su Han stepped back dozens of steps, took off from a run-up, and kicked Kaiya over with one kick: "Ye Kai!"

Yura: "..."

Diluc: "..."

Kaiya let out a cry of pain, pointed at Su Han tremblingly, then tilted her head, and fell to the ground pretending to be dead.

Su Han was shocked: "You have mastered my kung fu of pretending to be dead, why didn't you see the tuition fee?"

Diluc shook his head, grabbed Kaya by the collar, carried him to the door, and kicked him hard on the buttocks.

puff-

Kaiya landed precisely in the fountain pool of the fountain square, dripping wet like a drowned chicken.

[Congratulations on your achievement (be careful of catching a cold), achievement (Guan Bao's friendship), (Shunpo) promotion to advanced level. 】

Su Han walked up to Kaiya and said with a smile, "Hey, Kaya, how do you feel?"

Kaiya was furious, pointed at Su Han and said angrily, "Cack (get out)!"

"Isn't this Kaia? Are you... the latest performance art?"

The head of Qin, who happened to walk to the fountain square, asked puzzledly.

Kaiya fumbled out the wet white stockings and put them on his head. Now he has no face to face others and doesn't want to talk to Qin.

Not knowing why, Qin was about to leave, but Su Han grabbed her waist from behind.

Su Han said in a deep voice: "Qin, long time no see, I have a question to ask you."

Qin stopped in her tracks, and stroked her golden hair at the temples: "Well, Su Han, you can ask."

Su Han said with a serious expression: "Please listen to the question. It is known that the son is taller than the skirmishers. After cremation, the ashes can be a catty and a half, and can hold a large box."

"The skirmisher is shorter than the young master, and his ashes are one catty after cremation, which can hold a small box."

"Then why can the ashes of a lady who is about the same height as the son fit into three big boxes?"

Qin: "..."

240 Chapter 4 Drunk and Death [-]K

Mond Tavern, a gift from an angel.

Qin put her arms around Su Han's waist and pushed open the main entrance of the tavern, followed by Kaiya.

Facing Ying and Yula's suspicious eyes, Qin Qiao blushed and explained: "It's not what you think, Su Han is drunk, I'll send him back."

Kaiya, who was wet, shook the water and looked at Di Luke with resentful eyes.

Di Luke said in a deep voice, "I'm already drunk before the banquet even started. Su Han's drinking capacity is too bad."

Paimon giggled and said, "Su Han won't want to confess his love to the people of Quanmond again, will he?"

Yura's beautiful eyes moved slightly, and she asked with concern: "Su Han, are you okay, do you want me to help you go back to rest?"

Su Han blurted out without thinking, "Do you want to continue the Lawrence family bloodline?"

A subtle blush appeared on Yula's snowy face: "Oh, I dare to do this, do you dare?"

Su Han: "I dare..."

Ying: "Huh?"

When did the relationship between Yula and Su Han get so good?

According to Yura's past style, she should refuse without hesitation and hold her grudge.

As soon as these words came out, not only Ying, but even Qin and Di Luke's eyes became weird.

Su Han didn't seem to notice the murderous intent in the dark, and after a few staggered steps, he sat on Yula's slender legs.

Ying smiled lightly: "Su Han, is it because they have indulged you too much?"

Su Han sang: "How can I bear to blame you for making a mistake, I gave you too much freedom."

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Paimon's face turned pale, and he murmured: "No, Paimon remembers that Mona said that Su Han will suffer a bloody disaster tonight..."

Di Luke's hand wiping the wine glass paused: "Bloody disaster?"

Paimon said anxiously: "They should still be in the back kitchen now, we have to call Mona out and ask her what to do."

"Otherwise, if the traveler is really angry, Su Han might..."

After finishing speaking, Paimon stomped his feet and hurriedly flew towards the back kitchen.

There is imperceptible pride in Yura's beautiful eyes: "Ying, it is said that people's true temperament can only be seen after drinking."

"Look, now Su Han chose neither Qin nor you, but me, what does that mean?"

Kaiya smiled playfully: "Because you are sitting closest to Di Luke, it means that Su Han wants to use you to get close to Di Luke."

After a moment of silence, Diluc put on his gloves and walked out from the bar.

Since Su Han came back, Kaiya has become even more needy than before, which is a very bad phenomenon.

Since it is a bad phenomenon, it must be contained, so...

Amid Kaya's wailing, Diluc dragged his collar and walked out of the tavern.

A flash of anger flashed in the beautiful amber eyes, and when he was about to speak, Su Han lifted his clean chin.

"Where is the little beauty, give me a kiss."

"Su Han... um..."

Su Han kissed Ying's delicate face, looked at the misty eyes of the little beauty, couldn't help feeling affectionate in his heart, lowered his head slightly, and lightly pecked her tender lips.

Yula sneered slightly: "You really have the guts, Su Han, to humiliate me in this way. I will write down this grudge."

Qin persuaded: "Yula, Su Han is drunk now, so..."

Yula's eyes were cold, and she picked up the ice raspberry mint wine and drank it.

Kissing and kissing, Su Han's expression froze, he immediately parted his lips, and asked in astonishment: "Wait, are you Ying or Kong?"

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Qin: "..."

Ying pursed her lips and smiled softly: "Su Han, believe it or not, I'll kill you."

Su Han suddenly felt his hair stand on end, and the wine was so frightened that he woke up three points, turned around and threw himself into Yula's arms: "Youla's wife, save me."

Ying's tone was as cold as ice: "Wait, what did you call her?"

Yula opened her lips coldly: "Ying, I remember that you should have normal hearing. Don't doubt it, he is calling Yula's wife."

Ying eyes were cold, and her pink tongue lightly licked the three-pointed two-edged knife: "Su Han, do you know? My three-pointed two-edged knife is thirsting for blood."

"Now, I will give you a chance to live. Kneel in front of me and lick my feet. I can spare your life."

There was a slight displeasure in Qin Mei's eyes: "Knight of Honor, with all due respect, this is an insult to Su Han's personality."

"If you really like him, you can't wrong his wishes and make him do things you don't like."

The corners of Ying's lips were slightly raised: "Huh? Then you ask him, does he like to lick my feet?"

Su Han replied without hesitation: "Yes, I am Miss Ying's dog."

Yura: "..."