The original gods were hunted down by them after death

Hu Tao stretched out her slender little finger and swore to Su Han, "Hey, it's a deal."

Xiangling said angrily: "It's too much, you are working together!"

Zhongli: "..."

Hu Tao and Su Han bit their ears, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, you see that Keqing Zhongli looks so serious every day."

"You are so good at teasing people, can you find a chance to scare him?"

Su Han promised her the ticket: "Leave it to me, and you will take care of it later."

Little Shenhe tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Cousin Su Han, I want to eat the candied haws you made."

Pai Meng looked at him eagerly: "Su Han, Pai Meng also wants to eat."

Walnut's snow-white chin raised slightly: "I didn't expect you to make candied haws? Well, although my hall master is not interested in candied haws."

"But since you want to do it, then by the way, make a bunch for the hall master."

Xiangling looked at him seriously: "Su Han, I also want to try the candied haws you made."

Although Jiang Li and the little fox did not clearly express their interest in candied haws.

But in order not to favor one another so much, Su Han decided to make a bunch for them as well.

Jiang Li asked suspiciously: "Zhongli, what about you, do you want to eat? Why don't you talk?"

Seeing Jiang Li who was about to move, Su Han and Zhong Li looked at each other, silent.

Su Han said in a deep voice: "Jiang Li, the rumors have finally calmed down, so please stop talking nonsense."

Zhongli and Su Han have the same opinion, they don't want Liyue to spread any outrageous rumors tomorrow:

For example, Mr. Zhongli likes to eat Mr. Su Han's candied haws...

Or maybe it's because Mr. Zhongli couldn't get enough of Mr. Su Han's candied haws...

Jiang Li snorted: "Boring..."

In the box, little Shenhe sitting in Su Han's arms happily shook Baisi's calf.

After biting off one candied haws, Xiao Shenhe handed the remaining candied haws to Su Han's mouth: "Cousin, you can eat it too."

Su Han stroked Xiao Shenhe's snow-white hair: "Ahe is so good."

Hu Tao bit the candied haws and kept winking at Su Han: Didn't you promise to scare Zhong Li?do it quickly.

So Su Han put down little Shenhe, and hooked his fingers towards Hu Tao: "Master, come and sit by my side."

Hu Tao excitedly ran to Su Han's side: "And then?"

Su Han continued: "Sit on my lap."

Hu Tao sat on Su Han's lap obediently, facing him face to face: "Then?"

Little Fox: "Tsk tsk tsk..."

Su Han and Hu Tao bit their ears, and said in a low voice: "Correct comparisons, crooked comparisons."

Hu Tao nodded vigorously: "Waibi Waibi..."

Zhong Li took a sip of his tea, not yet realizing the seriousness of the matter.

With a little force from Su Han, a rectangular rock spine slowly emerged from his chest.

Hu Taomei's beautiful eyes lit up, and she grabbed the rock pillar and pulled it out forcefully, but because she didn't hold it firmly, the rock pillar accidentally came out and flew out of her hand.

With a bang, a huge rock pillar was inserted into the wall beside Zhongli, causing fine cracks.

Zhong Li's eyes were dull, and the bun in his hand fell to the table with a thud.

Xiangling said urgently: "The wall of my house!"

Hu Tao grinned: "Send the repair bill to Beiguo Bank."

Su Han put his arms around Hu Tao's waist: "Just kidding, everyone should eat and drink, don't mind."

Hu Tao's beautiful eyes flickered, revealing a mouthful of shining white teeth: "(?ω?) Zhongli, are you scared?"

Paimon clutched his stomach and laughed so hard: "Pfft ha ha ha..."

Zhongli: "..."

Paimon: "Ugh..."

Jiang Li looked at the two guys with pity: "Wait to die..."

……

A moment later, Hu Taomei's eyes were full of tears, she covered her head and crouched in defense, muttering in her mouth: "Reverse, reverse, the guest of the past life hall dares to devour the Lord."

Zhong Li took a sip of his tea and sighed slightly: "Su Han, how do you want me to punish you?"

Hu Tao whispered: "Why should he be punished? Su Han did such a good job, he should be rewarded."

Su Han shook his head desperately: "No, no, you are wrong, hall master, it is best to do things like rewards yourself."

"It would be awkward for outsiders to do it, especially if it is a man who rewards you."

Zhongli: "?"

Little Fox: "Tsk tsk tsk..."

Zhongli: "I can ask Jiang Li to beat you up within a reasonable range, so that you can improve your memory."

"Or I'll tie you to the rock pillar and let you fly around Liyue Port. Which one do you think is suitable? Choose yourself."

Su Han glanced at Jiang Li, who was gearing up and eager to try, and silently chose the second item.

"You don't need to do it, I will do it myself. But I also have a request."

Zhong Li said with a faint smile, "Oh? What request?"

Su Han put on the city girl's hat of a straggler, and said indifferently: "First, I, Su Han, also want to save face."

"So, you can tie me to the rock pillar, but you can't use my own identity."

"Second, Paimon also laughed just now, so Paimon also wants to go with me."

Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "Hey, why did you drag Paimon into the water?"

The little fox shook its big fluffy tail: "Interesting, I'll go with you too."

She had already guessed what Su Han was going to do. How could Mr. Ben Gongsi miss such an interesting event?

Paimon rubbed his little hands and laughed, "hehe, since the little fox is willing to go with you, can Paimon not have to go with you?"

Su Han vetoed: "No, Paimeng is my best friend, so we must die together."

Paimon's face immediately collapsed: "Hmph, I'm ignoring you!"

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Liyue, Tianheng Mountain.

Su Han, who was tied to the rock pillar, flew around Liyue Port, and then landed firmly on Tianheng Mountain.

Paimon heaved a sigh of relief: "The speed is so fast, fortunately Paimon caught Su Han's hair, otherwise he would have been blown away—"

Su Han said in a serious tone, "If I go bald someday, the first one I eat will be little Paimon."

Paimon: "Woo..."

Many Liyue people have already been attracted by Su Han, and now they are rushing towards Tianheng Mountain.

Su Han pressed Yashi's female hat, and he had already made up his mind. When the crowd of onlookers increased, he would start running naked.

The little fox asked puzzledly: "Little guy, what is the identity of that Mr. Zhongli just now? He even knew Ah Ying."

Su Han glanced at the little fox: "It's not big or small, call it master."

The little fox chuckled and said, "Okay, little guy master——"

Su Han has a bad look on his face. This little fox really deserves a beating. After you take shape, I will let you know whether I am a little guy or not.

Seeing Su Han like this, the little fox laughed again: "Well, little guy, it's not that I don't want to call you master."

"You should also know that I am Aying's dependent, and she is the only one worthy of being called my master."

"No one else has that qualification, and neither do you."

Paimon asked curiously: "Is Ah Ying that Miss Lei Movie? What is her status in Dao's Wife?"

The little fox stared at Su Han: "I think, about this question, the little guy has already guessed it?"

Su Han said leisurely: "Indeed, I guessed it. Someone told me before that Dao's wife is a country ruled by the God of Thunder."

"And the thunder you control, little fox, is extraordinary. Among the people I know, there are only a handful of people who can control this elemental level."

"Your master is called Thunder God... The meaning of this name is obvious. Your master should be Thor, right?"

Paimon lost his voice and said, "Thunder, Thunder God? Su Han, you actually messed with Thunder God?"

Su Han looked at the little fox: "What about you? You should have guessed Zhongli's identity too, right?"

The little fox snorted: "With your little guy's strength, Liyue can make you obedient. Either the other party is your good friend, or the other party's strength is far above yours."

"Aying doesn't know many people. Since Mr. Zhongli knows Aying, then, I think, he should be Liyue's Rock God Morax, right?"

Paimon stretched out his little hand and said with a smile, "Little fox, have you thought of other possibilities?"

Little Fox:"?"

Pai Meng crossed his waist and said confidently: "Is there such a possibility that Zhong Li is also Su Han's good friend?"

Little Fox:"……"

Su Han grabbed little Paimeng suddenly, and frantically kneaded her baby's fat little face: "I haven't hit the house for three days, Paimeng, are you itchy?"

The little fox then asked: "I have another question, who is that girl named "Jiang Li"? "

"There are not many existences that can make me feel palpitations. Why have I never seen her in Liyue before?"

Su Han showed a nasty smile: "Oh, this is not a confidential matter."

"But since you don't know, then keep your curiosity and keep guessing."

The little fox gritted his teeth with hatred, this little guy really deserves a beating.