The original gods were hunted down by them after death

But after he came back to his senses, the fat woman was safe and sound.

It turned out that the fat woman who suppressed the stragglers was immune to all attacks, and the fat woman would not be automatically teleported back until the end of 1 minute.

But the stragglers didn't understand, he really thought that the boss of the wild crowd - the terrifying demon god had descended.

Unexpectedly, my dignified straggler would die in such a humiliating way.

The straggler closed his eyes sadly, recalling the past scenes, waiting for the coming of death.

But when the skirmisher opened his eyes again, the fat woman disappeared from his back.

-

Liyue, Tianheng Mountain.

Su Han was furious, and lay motionless on the ground: "Scholar can be killed but not humiliated, Jiang Li, kill me."

Jiang Li sneered and raised her small fist: "Hey, you said that."

Su Han's expression changed: "Don't, don't, I'm just kidding you."

As soon as the words fell, Su Han felt his body lighten, and the state of being suppressed was lifted.

Jiang Li felt a little bored, and then her beautiful eyes lit up, she supported Su Han's back to play a vault, and completed two perfect backflips.

Su Han was so angry that he didn't wear any clothes anymore, he pulled out Qianben Ying and chased after Jiang Li and chopped it off: "If you have the ability, don't run away!"

Jiang Li turned her head while running and made a face: "If you have the ability, don't chase after him!"

The little fox shook its big fluffy tail: "Sure enough, there is no shortage of interesting things to do with the little guy."

Chapter 260 Three Ying, please step on me hard! 6K

Liyue, Lingju Pass.

Every batch of newcomers and soldiers of the Fools needs to go through the instructional speech of the executive officer and be baptized by the will of Her Majesty the Empress. This has always been the rule of the Fools.

Dadalia's eyes were sharp, and he looked down at the foolish recruits at the foot of the hill, and said in a deep voice: "From today onwards, you will begin to fulfill your oath to Her Majesty the Queen, and do everything you can to bring victory to Solstice Winter."

"Sweeping like a cold wave in the extreme north, like a rime that never melts in the Winter Palace for a thousand years, it penetrates the extreme cold into the bones of the enemy."

"Her Majesty expects your loyalty, ruthlessness and prudence..."

Before the words fell, the fools and recruits below were in a commotion and gathered together to whisper.

Dadalia's face turned cold, why is the quality of this recruits so poor?I haven't finished my words, are you just disrespecting me as an executive?

But Dadalia endured it for the time being, and planned to teach them a good lesson in the next actual battle.

Dadalia continued: "Because the challenges we face are severe, our enemies, such as..."

Unexpectedly, the commotion underneath was even bigger, and many recruits raised their necks curiously, and looked behind Dadalia.

The corners of Rosalind's lips curled into a contemptuous smile. Dadalia was able to do this even in training recruits.

Dadalia's face turned completely cold: "It seems that you really need to be disciplined."

"It is a great honor for you to listen to the instruction of the executive officer."

"It's good for you. You don't respect me as an executive officer at all. Instead, you look around. Is there something behind me?"

At this moment, one of the recruits from the Fools hesitated for a moment, pointed at Dadalia's back and said, "My lord, there is really something behind you."

Both Dadalia and Rosalin were taken aback, and turned to look behind.

The girl with bare feet raised her goose-yellow dress and was running towards here cheerfully.

And the one chasing after the girl was a short guy wearing a city girl's hat with no hair on his body.

Dadalia immediately recognized Jiang Li who had pushed him to the ground and beat him violently.

As for the handsome young man chasing behind Jiang Li, although his appearance and figure were very familiar to Dadalia, Dadalia wondered if he was awake.

Isn't this your mother a straggler?How did he come to Liyue?No, more importantly, how could he run naked here?

Both Dadalia and Rosalind were messed up and couldn't believe their eyes.

Seeing so many pairs of eyes staring at him, Su Han didn't feel stage fright at all, instead he stopped, waved at these foolish recruits and shouted: "Brothers, all eyes look at me, look at me, look at me, I make an announcement."

Fool recruits: "?"

Su Han took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "I'm a straggler! There's nothing wrong with me!"

Dadalia: "?"

Rosalind: "?"

Fool recruits: "??"

The first time is raw and the second time is familiar, since you know that Su Han can't be crushed to death.This time, Jiang Li, who flew up, looked very excited, and rushed towards Su Han screaming.

Morax, did you see that?I, the Dragon King Ruo Tuo, finally fly!

puff-

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the executive officer of the fools [Scatterers] was directly sat on the ground by the girl in the goose yellow dress, and was pressed so hard that he rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue.

Su Han said intermittently: "Old iron... remember to give a like, there is nothing wrong..."

After finishing speaking, in front of Dadalia, Rosalin, and many fools and recruits, Su Han climbed up with Jiang Li on his back, and disappeared within their field of vision.

Not far away, the little fox who witnessed this scene with his own eyes was rolling with laughter: "Hey, it's really... so interesting, I don't know how the skirmisher will feel when he sees this scene."

Dadalia murmured: "Did you see that? Those were... stragglers just now?"

Rosalin snorted: "Hmph, I'm not blind. No matter what angle you look at, it's the straggler himself."

Dadalia frowned. Considering the insidious character of the skirmisher, there might be a deeper meaning behind it for him to act like a madman.

In other words, the stragglers are likely to have a deeper plan, and this streaking is just to divert our attention.

No, when I go back, I need to use internal intelligence to find out what the stragglers are doing.

Rosalin's thought was the same as that of the young master, the straggler's crazy behavior must have a deep meaning.

The recruits of the Fools looked at each other in blank dismay. I am afraid that after this time, the already bad reputation of the stragglers in the Fools will become even worse and go straight to distortion.

At the same time, the stragglers on Dao's wife's Bahong Island had just recovered and walked a few steps before being crushed to the ground by the fat woman who weighed more than 300 kilograms.

The fat woman patted the straggler's head shyly: "Why is it you again? Could it be that you covet other people's beauty?"

The straggler's face was distorted, and he shouted hoarsely: "Ahhh, fat woman, I'm going to kill you!!"

Successive purple-black lightning strikes on the fat woman's delicate body, but the fat woman was unscathed, and instead increased her strength, directly knocking the straggler unconscious.

Before losing consciousness, there was only one thought in the mind of the straggler: from now on, the collapse of our country and the fat woman are incompatible!

-

Liyue, the Hall of Rebirth.

Little Paimon held a bunch of candied haws in his hand, and licked the glutinous rice paper on the outside of the candied haws with his little tongue.

"Ahh!" Paimon closed his eyes, opened his lips, and when he was ready to bite down, he bit nothing.

Seeing the half-disappeared hawthorn balls, Paimon's small face was filled with doubts: "Huh? Where's my candied haws?"

Little Shenhe's cheeks were bulging, and he looked at the distant scenery as if nothing had happened.

Su Han said in a deep voice, "Paimon, I want to congratulate you."

Paimon asked in confusion, "Congratulations? Why?"

Su Han looked serious: "I have made so many candied haws, and made more than a dozen bunches, and only this one in your hand has reached the level of melting in the mouth."

"Pimeng, you are really lucky. Other people's luck is not as good as yours."

Hu Tao covered her small mouth and snickered.

Paimon couldn't help but feel complacent: "Hehe, it turned out to be candied haws that melt in your mouth, no wonder Paimon didn't feel like eating it."

"Su Han, don't be too depressed. Cook more delicious food for Paimon in the future, and you will have such good luck."

Su Han suppressed a smile and said, "Definitely, definitely."

Xiao Shenhe licked the sugar stains on his lips, without feeling any guilt.

Zhong Li couldn't help but sighed, and silently sipped his tea.

At this time, Miss Yiguan rushed in from outside excitedly: "Big news, big news, just now, there was an executive officer called Skirmisher who ran naked around Tianheng Mountain among the Fools."

"The scene of him running naked was captured by the reporters of "Dandelion Newspaper". Tomorrow, "Dandelion Newspaper" will publish this news."

puff--

All the tea in Zhongli's mouth was sprayed out.When did the ethos of executive fools become so open?

Su Han glanced at his pocket watch and said casually: "It's getting late, Paimon, little fox, we should go back to Mond."

Zhong Li looked at Su Han suspiciously, and he felt that this incident might have something to do with Su Han.

Otherwise, if the stragglers didn't run naked early or late, why did Liyue start to run naked as soon as Su Han came?

Hu Tao patted him on the shoulder: "When you are done with Mond's affairs, remember to come to the Life Hall, Zhongli has something to tell you."

Su Han looked at Zhongli, who nodded silently: "That's true, let's talk about it after you finish dealing with the matter in hand."

Jiang Li said: "Su Han, when you come to Liyue to play next time, call Zhongli along. I'm going to perform a flying show for him in person."

In Zhongli's mind, the scene of Ruotuo Dragon King revealing his real body, jumping high into the air, and then slamming into the ground suddenly, causing a violent earthquake.

Having a good memory can be a really unpleasant thing sometimes...

"Forget it, just have fun and don't call me." Zhong Li flatly refused.

"Hey, where's Paimon's leftover candied haws? Did the long legs run away?" Paimon stomped his feet angrily.

Paimon just went to watch Su Han and the others talk.

When I didn't pay attention, the candied haws left in my hand disappeared, leaving only a bamboo stick.

Su Han had no choice but to comfort the little guy, saying that he would make her another giant candied haws when he had time, which made the little guy feel dissatisfied.

The little fox shook its big fluffy tail and said with a light smile, "Little Paimon only knows how to eat, and doesn't know anything else. I didn't expect you to spoil her so much."

Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "Hey, little fox, who said Paimon could only eat?"

The little fox asked curiously: "Oh? Could it be that you have other skills, let me see?"