Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: This monk is not serious

So, the gentleman has always been away from the royal hegemony of the kitchen, so he learned cooking skills...

On the other side, Dongfang Huaizhu, who doesn't like to cook, also begins to learn to change after meeting someone who has fallen in love with him, so that he can become more perfect himself!

In her heart, her ideal person is a hero of the world!

Only in this way, the two will be more compatible...

At the same time, on the top of the mountain on the other side of the Huai River Bamboo Pavilion along the river, there are three people. They are holding a binoculars, looking at the scene in the pavilion!

"Hey! Fantasy Swordsman, how is your brother's cooking skills?"

Dongfang Qinlan is wearing a water-blue double-breasted skirt today, with a flying fairy bun, bangs on her forehead, and two stupid hairs on top of her head!

While she was talking, she did not forget to hold a chicken leg in her hand!

"Uh—Qin Lan female heroine, you'd better bring emetic medicine and Baicao detoxification pill, I think—"

"Your sister will probably use it later..."

Wang Quanzui wore a pair of silver eyepatch, dressed in light yellow clothes, combed a youthful single ponytail, showing an expression of lingering fear and fear.

A few days ago, she was treated as a "guinea pig" by Wang Quan Baye, and she was terrified. I really don't know how to describe it. What kind of dark food is that...

"Heroine Qin Lan, I feel that your sister's culinary skills are actually on par with the masked sword fairy, and the two of them can be called crouching dragons and phoenixes in the culinary world..."

Tang Sanzan held the binoculars in his hand, and at the same time used Tianertong to investigate the Bamboo Pavilion on the Huaihe River opposite.

At this moment, there is the bamboo pavilion over there.

After Wang Quan Baye opened the food box and brought out the first dish, he looked back and forth several times before asking with a strange expression:

"Girl, what kind of dish is this?"

"Fried tomatoes with tomatoes, why does the young master have such an expression?" Dongfang Huaizhu wondered, is it difficult to recognize?

Wang Quan Baye was stunned when he heard the words!

What the hell is tomato fried tomato?

Also, tomatoes and tomatoes, aren't they a food?

However, Wang Quan Baye put aside his doubts for the time being, took out the second plate of dishes in the food box, and tentatively said:

"Then girl, what about this dish? Tomato salad with tomato?"

"Master guessed wrong, this is tomato salad with persimmon..." Dongfang Huaizhu patiently introduced.

King Power: ? ? ?

Wang Quan Baye thought he had figured out the routine, pointed to the third dish in the food box, and asked:

"Potato fried potatoes?"

"No, son, this is potatoes, potatoes and eggs."

Potatoes? Potatoes? Ground eggs?

Kingship: Aren't They A Vegetable?I don't study much, girl, don't fool me...

Afterwards, Wang Quan Baye took out the remaining dishes from the food box one by one:

Parsley tossed with parsley.

Stewed tortoise with soft-shelled turtle.

Stewed Cloud Fungus with Wood Mushroom...

At this moment, looking at these dishes, not only Wang Quan Baye was stunned, but even Wang Quan Zui and Dongfang Qin Lan, who listened to Tang Sanzan's simultaneous translation, were stunned on the spot...

Chapter 33 Ba Ye: Quickly Take My Sister Away

While Dongfang Qinlan and the others were astonished, they saw Dongfang Huaizhu open another food box inside the Huai Shui Bamboo Pavilion.

What about the dishes inside?

Food pays attention to the taste and taste, but the dishes made by Wang Quanbaye, except for the bright colors, the rest are not sticky...

Let’s talk about the sweet and sour pork ribs and sweet and sour fish, I’m afraid they put salt as sugar.

Moreover, salt seems to be free of money, so salty!

And the braised pork, why is it so sour?You don't even need to taste it, you can smell the sourness just by smelling it!

I'm afraid I put the vinegar as soy sauce...

"Hey, someone finally tasted my brother's cooking and felt the same way as me..." On the top of the mountain, Wang Quan gloated drunkenly.

"Qin Lan heroine, I dare say that after your sister returns this time, she will definitely not be able to eat for three days!"

"Okay~ I've already seen it from my sister's expression. I really don't know how unpalatable those dishes are, so my sister will have such an expression?" Dongfang Qin Lan quite agreed with Wang Quanzui's words, and at the same time expressed her concern for her family. My sister mourned for three seconds!

Wang Quanzui looked like someone who had come here, and said angrily:

"Let me tell you, Qin Lan heroine, these are just the basic dark dishes made by my brother. As for the advanced version, I'm afraid they don't even eat dogs..."

Seeing the suspicious gazes of Dongfang Qinlan and Tang Sanzan, Wang Quanzui began to count with his slender fingers:

"Like: Looking up at the starry sky made of canned herring, a specialty of Longwan!"

"One bite will lose a row of teeth, even a dead-faced steamed bun that can be used as a hammer or a hidden weapon!"

"The vinegary banana that will keep you in the hut for three days!"

"Scrambled eggs with cobblestones that can effectively clean teeth and keep you away from tooth decay troubles..."

Listening to Wang Quanzui's introduction, Tang Sanzan felt that, for the sake of his own life, he must not rush to talk to Wang Quan Baye before dinner time...

After a long time, for some reason, Wang Quanzui and Dongfang Qinlan turned into a gossip duo, respectively breaking the news about their own brother/sister's embarrassment.

The two talked more and more vigorously, and the chat was full of enthusiasm:

"Qin Lan heroine, let me tell you, my brother didn't even know how to put oil in the cooking..."

"Dream Swordsman, my sister is too!"

"Let me tell you quietly, my brother secretly wore skirts when he was a child!"

"What's the matter, my sister wet the bed when she was three years old!"

"My mother said that when my brother was young, people hated dogs..."

"My father said that when I was a child, my sister was chased by big geese and ran around the yard..."

"At the beginning, my cousin took my brother and cousin to kick the hall, but I never thought of kicking on the iron board. The ascetics sent by them are generally a level higher than my brother and the others..."

"Thus, my brother, who has been smart since he was a child, remembered Tian Ji's horse racing strategy. He was the weakest against the strongest opponent, so as to guarantee the final victory of two out of three rounds."

"Although I won, my brother's front teeth were knocked out. When I think of the way he spoke, I feel funny, hahaha~"

"..."

However, the two people who were chatting with each other didn't notice that something was wrong with Tang Sanbu, they had already slipped away, and they didn't pay attention. At this moment, Wang Quanbaye and Dongfang Huaizhu were standing not far away, and they had been chatting for a while up.

"Little monk, you said my brother—"

Wang Quanzui turned her head to look to the side, but she stopped abruptly as soon as she spoke.

"Keep talking, why don't you say it, fantasy swordsman?" Wang Quan Baye looked at the embarrassed Wang Quanzui, and said in a bad tone.

"Brother~" Wang Quanzui was caught straight, and he didn't know how to quibble for a while.

On the other side, Dongfang Huaizhu didn't reprimand his sister, but just said: "Qin Lan, the pocket money will be halved next month!"

What my sister said made Dongfang Qinlan feel that it would be better to reprimand her!

Half of the pocket money is lost, how many delicious snacks will I eat next month...

"Sister, sister~ I'm wrong, can't I?" Dongfang Qinlan immediately hugged her sister's arm, as if coquettishly begging for mercy.

"Do you really know what's wrong?"

Dongfang Huaizhu thought to himself, Xiao Mian, my old lady eats more food than you for several years, can't she cure you, a gluttonous little girl?

"It's really wrong..." Dongfang Qin Lan said she knew she was wrong, but her eyes showed a hint of cunning.

King Quan Baye saw that Dongfang Huaizhu trained his sister well, and immediately followed suit, saying:

"Your pocket money will be halved this month!"

Unexpectedly, Wang Quanzui didn't accept this trick, put on a grimace, and said without fear:

"I'm not afraid, the fantasy swordsman! What did the little monk say? Yes, economic freedom can only be achieved by self-reliance. I want to be a woman in the new era..."

"Be your size! You believe in Sanzang, that little magic stick. He can sell you to the deep mountains and old forests without you knowing, and you are still helping him count the money..." Wang Quan Baye's head was knocked out. On my sister's head, I didn't feel good about it.

"Isn't this just right? When I escape back then, I can sell it a few more times. After repeating this, won't I have a lot of small money in the future?"

"If you have money, what should you buy? Yaoxinzhai's first-grade five-color stick, Tiansangge's silver moon walking cloud boots, Yanzhizhai's water of life..." Wang Quanzui began to count with his fingers.

Her brain circuit is really amazing, leaving King Quan Baye speechless...

More than ten miles away from here, there is a dense forest by the Huaishui River.

Tang Sanzan was different from the past, with an indifferent expression, standing in the void, grabbing the neck of a black-haired red-robed man with one hand, lifting him abruptly, and warning:

"Jin Renfeng, I advise you to cut off the dark tricks in your heart as soon as possible, change your appearance, and start a new life..."

"Otherwise, I don't mind sending you to hell to see me, Buddha Ksitigarbha!"

After finishing speaking, Tang Sanzan threw Jin Renfeng on the ground casually, staring at him indifferently.

"Cough, cough, master, I really don't have one. Did you admit the wrong person?" Jin Renfeng coughed uncontrollably, and then argued.

"Jin Renfeng, you know in your heart whether there is a ghost or not, should I remind you—that leech demon Xiaotan!" Tang Sanbu didn't give him a good look at Jin Renfeng's behavior.

As for why Tang Sanzan didn't directly kill Jin Renfeng now, it was because Wang Quanbaye once said to Tang Sanzan: Jin Renfeng's matter, he has to solve it himself...

Therefore, Tang Sanzhu naturally wanted to sell the face of kingship and hegemony.

But if Jin Renfeng doesn't know good from bad, refuses to mend his ways, and sticks to the old path, then Tang Sanzan doesn't mind getting rid of him without anyone noticing!

Today's warning is to give him the last chance to get through...

"You you—how did you know." Jin Renfeng was shocked when the secret was revealed.

But Tang Sanzan no longer paid attention to him, his figure was disillusioned, and he disappeared in place without a trace...