Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: This monk is not serious

【Host】: Tang Sanbu

[Template]: "Dawei Tianlong" Fahai

[Boundary]: Precepts (659/666)

[Cultivation method]: "Maha Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra"

[Skills]: Meditation Mantra, Water Avoidance Mantra, Bodhi Buddha Light, Divine Foot Power...

[Magic weapon]: Vajra Whisk

Compared with yesterday, Tang Sanzhu's experience has skyrocketed by more than 600 points, and the distance from breaking through the precepts and advancing to the next level is already close at hand!

And all of this is due to Tu Shan Yaya drawing lots to make a wish.

Among them, [-]% of the monster power she gave was repeatedly compressed and purified by the system, and poured into Tang Sanzan's body, which made his cultivation so advanced!

As for why Tang Sanzan didn't use other people or demons to draw lots and make a wish, accumulating a lot of experience for himself to improve his realm?

That's because Tang Sanzan was worried:

There is a saying: It is difficult to draw a dragon and a tiger to draw a bone, knowing the face but not the heart!

The current him is still unable to accurately judge the good and evil of a person, or a demon.

If the person who draws lots to make a wish is a person with an extremely twisted heart, he makes a wish of destroying the world.

Although the chance of realizing it is very small, almost impossible, but he is not afraid of [-], just in case, what if he really got a chance of one billion trillion, or even one infinity?

Then play with a hammer...

It is precisely because of this that based on Tang Sanzan's own understanding of the plot and character design, Tu Shan Yaya became the first lottery wisher!

Even so, if Cui Yuling hadn't arrived in time, he would have died...

"Little monk, Lord Yaya is here, hurry up and pick him up!"

While Tang Sanzan was thinking, Tu Shan's elegant and proud voice came from the gate of the courtyard.

Immediately, Tang Sanzan withdrew his mind, got up and walked outside the house...

"I said why the magpies on the branches kept screaming when I got up in the morning. It turned out that I knew that Sister Yaya was coming!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Tu Shan Yaya who was approaching gradually, and said with a calm smile.

"Come on, little monk, I've figured it out, you'll talk about people when you see people, talk nonsense when you see people..." Tu Shan Yaya didn't buy it.

Tang San smiled awkwardly: "No way, no way, Sister Yaya, monks don't lie!"

"By the way, Sister Yaya, you came here early in the morning, what can I do for you?"

"Can't I come to you if I have nothing to do? Little monk, don't you welcome me here?" Tu Shan Yaya raised her fist and said slightly angrily.

"Why don't you welcome me, sister Yaya can come, I'm too happy!" Tang Sanzan replied hastily.

He said this by assuring himself that he would never submit to force.

Only then was Tu Shan Yaya satisfied, and then said bluntly: "Actually, little monk, I came to you this time to draw lots and make a wish again."

"This is-"

"Sister Yaya, I forgot to tell you before, each person can only draw three wishing bamboo sticks in a lifetime, and after the lottery is drawn, the second time cannot be drawn within a short period of time..."

Tang Sanzang showed embarrassment, and began to explain the rules of wishing bamboo sticks!

"Sister Yaya, if you don't believe me, you can take this bamboo stick and see if you can pull it out."

Tang Sanzun knew that Tu Shan Yaya would not believe it so easily, so he directly took out the wishing bamboo tube and asked Tu Shan Yaya to try it by herself.

Tu Shan Yaya naturally didn't believe in evil, and immediately stretched out her hand to draw the bamboo stick.

But then, no matter how hard she tried, the wishing bamboo stick in the bamboo tube remained motionless!

In desperation, Tu Shan Yaya had no choice but to give up!

Afterwards, Tang Sanzan asked curiously: "Sister Yaya, what is your wish for this visit?"

"I want Sister Honghong to untangle her heart and live a carefree life forever!" Tu Shan Yaya didn't hide it.

When Tang Sanzan heard the words, he felt emotional:

As expected of the three Tushan sisters who were created by the tree of bitterness, they always think of each other first in their hearts, and like sister Rongrong, she wanted to make a similar wish yesterday!

The problem is, for the time being, this wish is really unrealistic!

Because, Tu Shanhonghong carries too many things on her body, too many things, and it is as difficult as heaven to realize all of them:

For example, the death of the little Taoist priest, the issue of how to live in peace between humans and monsters, the ideological dispute between her and Feng Qi, and so on!

It is even said that if the wish of Sister Yaya is to be fulfilled, unless the wisher is Aolai Third Young Master, or his sister Liuer, it is possible...

Then, Tang Sanzan stopped thinking about it, and said with a calm smile: "Sister Yaya and Sister Rongrong are truly sisters, even their wishes are almost the same!"

"Huh? Little monk, Rong Rong also came to make a wish?" Tu Shan Yaya asked with a surprised expression.

"Here she is, but her wish didn't come true, so I persuaded her to go away." Tang Sanzan replied truthfully.

"Little monk, why don't you let Rongrong make a wish? Isn't it the first time she made a wish and drew lots?" Tu Shan Yaya felt injustice for Tu Shan Rongrong, and stared at Tang Sanzan with her hands on her hips, with a dissatisfied tone.

Tang Sanzan explained: "Because your wish is too great, but the total amount of your own demon power is too small, the chance of your wish being fulfilled is slim!"

"If I let Sister Rong Rong make this wish, it would not be helping her, but harming her. After all, the price for wishing and drawing lots is [-]% of her demonic power..."

On weekdays, although Tu Shan Yaya is a bit arrogant and self-willed, she is not unreasonable.

As a person who witnessed the lottery for wishing, she naturally understood the wishes of herself and Rong Rong, the difficulty of achieving them, and also knew that the little monk was thinking of them.

"Ah, ah! Little monk, Rongrong and I know your kindness!" Tu Shan Yaya said with a smile, closing one eye and opening the other.

After they had a brief conversation, Tu Shan Yaya sniffed her exquisite Qiong nose, and her body kept changing directions, as if she was looking for something?

Seeing this situation, Tang Sanzan had some guesses in his heart, but he was not sure.

Immediately, he tentatively asked, "Sister Yaya, what are you looking for?"

"Little monk, where did you hide the wine, I smell them as if they are nearby!"

When she was a child, Tu Shan Yaya had a straightforward personality and didn't like to beat around the bush, so she simply stopped looking for targets and asked directly.

"That, that—" Tang Sanzan hesitated.

At this moment, Tu Shan's beautiful eyes lit up, as if a blind student had discovered the Huadian, and he used Tu Shan's sorcery to lift a marble slab.

As the stone slab was removed, a cellar several meters deep appeared in her sight.

Er Er, without saying a word, Tu Shan Yaya jumped down and entered the cellar.

After Tu Shanya entered, Tang Sanzan also followed...

A few meters underground, in the wine cellar.

Tu Shan Yaya used the magic of lighting to illuminate the inside of the cellar transparently!

I saw more than a dozen ceramic jars placed here, each of which was one meter high and firmly fixed by brackets.

Tu Shan Yaya's Qiong nose lightly sniffed, and he knew that the ceramic jar was full of fine wine!

After reading this, she couldn't wait any longer, and casually opened the wine jar closest to her.

Tu Shan Yaya wants to find out, what kind of fine wine is it?Hidden so tightly by the little monk?

Just when Tu Shan Yaya used the art of fox thoughts to draw the fine wine in the altar, and was about to taste it, Tang Sanzan, who rushed over, stopped him with his magic power:

"Sister Yaya, wait a minute, you can't drink these wines yet!"

"Little monk, you are so stingy, why don't you just drink your wine? I will pay you back for the wine next month..."

Tu Shan Yaya saw that she was about to drink the wine but was stopped abruptly, so it's no wonder she wasn't angry!

When she thought about it: Why don't I just drink you a little wine?It's not that I don't give money!

Tang Sanzan naturally knew that the other party had misunderstood, and then patiently explained:

"Sister Yaya, you misunderstood me. The reason why these wines cannot be drunk is because of the lack of the last process..."

"They are high-grade liquors that have been distilled many times, and they contain various harmful substances such as methanol, formaldehyde, acetaldehyde, and amine nitrite!"

"Ordinary people drink too much, there will be risks such as poisoning and blindness..."

"Although monster races or cultivators don't need to worry about these things, it's always good to be careful."

"Also, if distilled wine is drunk directly without cellaring, its taste will be very bad..."

Tu Shan Yaya felt dizzy after listening to Tang Sanzan's long speech.

However, she still understood some content, such as:

These wines are harmful and not good to drink.

"Young monk, hurry up and think of a way. Anyway, Master Yaya is going to drink today, so you can't come here for nothing!"

Tang Sanzan smiled warmly, showing his white jade-like canine teeth, and said, "How can I let Sister Yaya go home disappointed!"

"Sister Yaya, you use the art of fox thoughts to guide you, how about I purify a jug of wine for you with Buddhist law?"

Tu Shan Yaya smiled instantly, and then smiled and extended two fingers to Tang Sanzan:

"I want two altars!"

Tang Sanzan did not directly agree, but questioned:

"Sister Yaya, two jars of wine weigh at least 1000 catties, can the wine gourd on your back hold it?"

Tu Shan Yaya heard the words, patted her chest, and promised confidently:

"Little monk, don't worry, don't talk about two jars of wine, even if you put all the wine here, it won't be enough to fill the magic weapon behind me - the endless wine pot!"

Tang Sanzan knew that her wine gourd could hold it, but he didn't expect it to be so good!

It is unbelievable that a gourd that is more than half a meter high can hold ten thousand catties of wine...

After a long time, Tang Sanzan finished filling the wine for Tu Shan Yaya.

The two left the underground wine cellar, and Tu Shan Yaya was in a very happy mood.

In a moment of joy, she said that she would invite Tang Sanzan to Yaoxinzhai to taste delicious food.

Of course, Tang Sanzan paid for it...