Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: This monk is not serious

As expected, many things that should not have happened have been staged in this hospital.

Like a head nurse giving a patient an infusion, but inserting the needle into her own hand;

Dr. Li accidentally drank disinfectant and was foaming at the mouth;

Also, the patient with the stool routine and urine routine has just returned from the toilet, and there is still a drop of light yellow liquid at the corner of his mouth that has not been wiped off. At this moment, he is looking at the doctor with a embarrassed face and saying:

"Doctor Hu, you asked me to test my feces and urine. I pinched my nose and swallowed the urine just now, but I really can't swallow the feces..."

At the same time, the front desk of the hospital.

Bringing the children to visit Li Xueyang, but lost the children before seeing anyone, "Sun Shangxiang with a single ponytail?"

Uh, no, it's Teacher Fang. She is dripping wet and is seeking help from the nurse.

She now feels: this hospital is too unreliable, just in case, she must find the students as soon as possible and take them away...

"Hello, I'm a kindergarten teacher. I went to the bathroom just now, and when I came back, I found that the children were lost. Can you help me find them?" Teacher Fang asked anxiously, sweating profusely.

"Okay, I'll call the hospital security right now and ask them to help you find it. Sit down and rest for a while, and see that you are sweating profusely from exhaustion...

"Sweat, what sweat! I was splashed all over by the burst water pipe when I went to the toilet, and I was so scared that I sat down in the pit, will I talk nonsense?" Teacher Fang couldn't help getting angry when he heard this, and his voice gradually enlarge.

(Of course, Quan Tomato knows it, Quan Huaxia knows it, and fans of this book know it...)

"Well, please don't worry, children, they are still in the hospital, at least there will be no danger—" the nurse said with an embarrassed smile.

As soon as she finished speaking, there was a "boom", and the wall on one side was instantly filled with smoke and dust...

When the smoke cleared, a big hole was blasted into the wall. Then, a group of robbers armed with various guns rushed in from the outside. The leader was a fat woman with hot eyes who weighed half a ton and wearing a little red hat!

Tang Sanbu, who had been waiting for a long time, saw this situation, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart:

History is always strikingly similar. In the previous life, the boss of the demon dealer who almost took away Fan Yunfei's "first time", in this life he accepted the guidance of fate, instead of robbing the bank, he came to rob the hospital...

"Don't move, squat down obediently!"

"We are professional robbers. As long as you don't resist, we will only rob, not kill..."

"Miss Zhen Qianjin" was the boss of the robber, with a menacing look, and his eyes were full of evil.

"Boss, did we go to the wrong place? Didn't we plan to rob the bank next to the hospital earlier?" asked the robber next to him, taking out a map of Jinling.

"I just want to rob this place for no reason. Is there a problem?" The robber's boss turned his eyes.

"No, no~" the robber boy shrank his neck in fright, and quickly responded.

At this moment, Tang Sanzan walked over, and like a little chicken, he threw two of the robbers out of the way.

"Da da da……"

Seeing this, other robbers shot subconsciously, and then mobilized their accomplices to shoot Tang Sanbu...

However, all the bullets hit Tang Sanzan, except for the bullet holes in his clothes, he himself was completely unharmed!

Such a scene shocked everyone instantly...

"Mad, you have a magic weapon for defense. It's amazing to be able to resist bullets. I want to see high-explosive grenades. Can you resist them?"

The boss deserves to be the boss. While a group of younger brothers were in a daze, she actually threw three grenades at the place where Tang San was buried...

In an instant, the grenade exploded, producing an ear-shattering roar, as if a stone had broken the sky, the smoke and dust from the explosion filled the air, and debris flew everywhere!

Just when the robbers thought that Tang San's burial was cool, they heard his bright and moist voice sounded in the smoke and dust:

"welcome--"

"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva!"

After a while, a majestic voice with Buddha nature sounded and echoed in the room:

"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six pure depleted uranium bombs; [-] rotations in one breath, saving the world with great mercy!"

In the next second, a god with a diamond body, a head surrounded by four sides, surrounded by Buddha light, and a halo at the back of his head manifested, holding a magically modified Gatling god descended out of thin air!

And he is Namo Gatling Bodhisattva who "the truth depends on the caliber, and all dissatisfaction within the dictatorship"!

Er'er, his benevolent face instantly changed into a vajra's glaring eyes, looking majestically at the robbers, saying:

"You sinful people, have you ever heard of gun fighting?"

After all, before the robbers could respond, he brought up the Nanmo Gatling machine gun and started physical transcendence...

What's even more weird is that the bullets he fired turned around!That is, the kind that Newton would call out to watch the battle after seeing it...

But at this moment, Tang Sanzan was not worried about the killing of Nanmo Gatling Bodhisattva, let alone showing any kindness or pity to these robbers!

Anyway, Zhang San, an extrajudicial lunatic once said: This is called self-defense, plus emergency avoidance...

Chapter 114

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, during the physical transcendence, in the surrounding room, suddenly chanted Sanskrit to praise the Buddhas:

"Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, who has practiced the deep Prajna Paramita for a long time, sees the sufferings of all living beings, manifests them in the world, and frees them from all sufferings..."

"Therefore, Nanmo Gatling Bodhisattva is the god of protecting the Dharma of the east wind. He holds six pure and depleted uranium ammunition. They are the equality mantra, the liberation mantra, the sublimation mantra, and the bliss mantra of rebirth..."

"Excellent, there is no Gatling Bodhisattva in the south; magnificent, there is no Gatling Bodhisattva in the south! There is no Gatling Bodhisattva in the south!"

"Jieti Jieti, Parajati, Parasangjajati, Bodhisattva Poha!"

When the Sanskrit sound stopped, the robbers were almost wiped out. Namo Gatling Bodhisattva just turned off the weapon in his hand...

"Stay away from life, cherish tobacco, Chiago, come and smoke Hanako!"

Tang Sanzan approached and handed over the high-end cigarette that had been torn off the seal.

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva pulled out a flower seed, put it on the Gatling gun, and instantly ignited it!

Then, he put the cigarette in his mouth, took a puff, and exhaled the smoke ring:

"Benefactor, your smoke is not bad!"

"By the way, the fat on the robber's body was too thick just now, so after she was shot, she didn't die in bliss, but ran upstairs..."

"If nothing happens, I'll go first!"

Tang Sanzan was very kind and sophisticated, and immediately took out a Huazi from the Sumeru God Ring and handed it to the other party, gifting:

"Brother Jia, take this cigarette home to smoke. I'm going to chase the robber, so I won't send you away!"

"Benefactor, farewell!" Namo Gatling Bodhisattva did not refuse, put away the weapon and Huazi, and clasped his hands together.

As soon as the words fell, I saw the Buddha's light shining all over his body, and disappeared without a trace in an instant!

After sending the other party away, Tang Sanzan no longer thought about it, and went directly upstairs to chase...

At the same time, on the ninth floor of the hospital.

"Scum, you bastard! You deliberately used Xue Yang, I will never forgive you!"

"Wife-loving madman" Fan Yunfei is already on the line, with demonic power gushing out from his body, almost congealing into substance, and displaying "True Tornado Destroys the Airport", his face is full of anger!

"sandstorm!"

Fan Yunfei performed "Sandstorm Burial", rolled up the yellow sand all over the sky, turned it into a storm tornado, and attacked Wang Fugui directly...

"Ridiculous! Only real poor ghosts will use demon power to strengthen their bodies and use them as weapons!"

"In this regard, you are not even as good as Bai Yue!"

Wang Fugui looked at the menacing Fan Yunfei, but his face was calm and fearless. He took out an hourglass calmly and sucked it towards Fan Yunfei...

As a result, Fan Yunfei came close, and his "Sandstorm Burial" directly turned into a "Sandstorm Funeral". After being sucked into the endless hourglass, although he quickly retreated, he still lost a "sand arm"...

"Oh, I only sucked a sand arm! What a pity, I didn't expect you to be so decisive that you chose to cut your arm to survive..."

"Endless hourglass, there is a space within five kilometers, 5 yuan each, if you have the ability, you continue to hit me! Poor, hahahahaha..."

"Wang Huateng" hooked his fingers, and whispered inhumanely.

Afterwards, Wang Fugui took out a stack of "red skins" and said arrogantly:

"It's up to you, you still want to fight with me? Let's weigh how much money you have first..."

"A radius of five kilometers, right? Then, if sand with a radius of ten kilometers comes, can the little hourglass in your hand still resist it?" Fan Yunfei stood up, clutching his left arm, and said in a deep voice with a stern face.

Unexpectedly, in the next second, Wang Fugui actually took out two endless hourglasses. At the same time, the light of krypton trenches flashed on the glasses, and he said:

"I'm sorry, I have prepared three hourglasses like this, one for regular use, one for spare, and one for spare..."

Looking at the inhuman Wang Fugui, Fan Yunfei's expression froze, and then he said:

"The sand with a radius of hundreds of miles is coming, let me see how you can block it!"

As soon as "Super Vacuum Cleaner" Fan Yunfei finished speaking, countless sand and gravel floated up in the room, even within a radius of a hundred miles...

Seeing this scene, Bai Yue couldn't help being shocked and said: "Dog, isn't this your dandruff?"

And Wang Fugui, who was the target of Fan Yunfei's attack, said solemnly:

"Could this be the highest level of the art of controlling sand - the return of all dust to the ancestors?!"

In the next second, Wang Fugui watched overclocking perform his ultimate move, the red-haired Fan Yunfei, who was already bleeding from all seven orifices, turned into a "Super Race God", he was instantly out of place, and quickly showed weakness:

"Hey, hey, why don't you just accept a sand arm? You are so big, do you want to fight this young master with your life?"

"It's just an arm, it can be regenerated if it's gone, I don't care about it, but you bully and use Xue Yang so much, how can I spare you!" "Wife-protecting madman" Fan Yunfei gritted his teeth, furious!

However, Fan Yunfei hadn't stood up for three seconds before the hospital bed thrown by Li Xueyang interrupted his ult move and knocked him to the ground:

"Don't come here, Fan Yunfei, you are so hypocritical, who are you acting for? Isn't it you who likes to bully me the most?"

At this moment, Li Xueyang suddenly remembered some memories of her previous life that made her feel uncomfortable and resentful:

Thousands of years ago, in order to marry Li Xueyang, Fan Yunfei proposed to her 99 times!

The betrothal gifts he gave include: a panda drinking red star Erguotou, a cow drinking milk, the ultimate goal of Big Big Wolf, and a golden human pig that can transform into 36, etc...

But just when Li Xueyang was full of expectations, waiting for Fan Yunfei to propose for the 100th time, and married him, the result——

She waited until the lone moon hung high and night fell, but Fan Yunfei still didn't come!

Worried that the other party had an accident, Li Xueyang rushed to Shahu City impatiently, but saw Fan Yunfei embracing two beauties - "Illya from the Other World and Rin Tosaka". Then kiss me!

Then, "Lv Xueyang" also heard Fan Yunfei say: I proposed to her many times before, not out of sincerity, but for the throne!