A moment later, Tang Sanzan took out the magic weapon that was personally conceived and raised by the "non-martial arts" Grandmaster Taijima - Lightning five consecutive whips, and sent it to Li Xueyang with his mana, and came up with a bad idea:
"Miss Li, why don't you give this old sand fox two whips to relieve your anger before you marry into the royal family of the Western Regions..."
"If you don't do it now, you won't have a chance in the future..."
Li Xueyang glanced at the whip, then at Fan Yunfei beside him, hesitantly said:
"Forget it, anyway, the misunderstanding between me and Yunfei has been resolved, the others are not important..."
"He cheated you so much, are you sure you just let it go?" Tang Sanzan showed a suddenly realized expression, "I understand, you are worried about his identity as Fan Yunfei's father, and you are worried that it will affect the relationship between father-in-law and daughter-in-law in the future." relation……"
"But--"
"I can 'play for you' here, ten yuan a time, are you sure you don't want it?" Tang Sanzan asked again.
"Then give my mother 1 yuan!" Li Xueyang blurted out.
"Bai Yuechu, I've done my work, I'll give you 100 yuan, and I'll beat this old guy up...
"Okay boss, let's start to act—" Hearing the words, Bai Yue's eyes flashed gold stars, it was the light of money, at this moment, he clenched his fists, and kept approaching the old sand fox with malicious intentions...
Chapter 121 Take it out and go to the smoking flat
"Don't worry, Boss, you are absolutely satisfied!"
Immediately, Bai Yue's eyes lit up, he clenched his fists, his knuckles creaked, he took a figure-of-sight step, approaching the old sand fox with malicious intentions...
"Don't come here—" Old Shahu immediately panicked when he saw this scene, but he knew:
Bai Yueyue doesn't care about "respecting the old and loving the young" at all, but he really does it. He beats each and every one of them, which makes you doubt life!
Not long ago, he was beaten by the opponent once...
In an instant!
"Crackling..."
Bai Yue took the old fox emperor aside, and was hard at beating him, going to the smoking bean...
During this period, Fan Yunfei wanted to stop him, but was frightened by Li Xueyang's eyes. Suddenly, "bronchitis" broke out, and he stopped abruptly.
Almost at the same time, Tang Sanzan neatly set up the deck chair and parasol, looked at Tu Shan Yaya, and smiled:
"My wife, the weather is hot now, how about sitting down and drinking a glass of iced red wine? Red wine can not only beautify the skin..."
As for Tang San's burial, how did it come about?
I'll tell you—this is what he just threw Meng Erfei down with a brick, and then, "Chen Shu possessed him in "Cultivating the Beast"", put a urea bag on Wang Fugui from behind, and got the "no master" thing"?
"Hmm~"
Tu Shan Yaya sat down on the recliner, revealing a pure and glamorous attitude, aloof and reserved!
Suddenly, she took the red wine, shook the glass lightly, parted her red lips slightly, and began to drink lightly...
Only Tu Shan Rongrong, who is sorry for a, is left, watching helplessly, () can't afford to be hurt...
"My wife, please help me condense two ice bowls!" Tang Sanzan took out various fruits from the Sumeru God Ring, and asked with a warm smile.
After Tu Shan Yaya's slender fingers tapped out of thin air, two ice bowls instantly condensed out...
"Here!" Tu Shan Yaya's heartbeat was still ethereal!
After a while, Tang Sanzan performed the "Bodhi Knife Technique" among the 72 stunts of Buddhism, cut the fruit into small pieces and put them in an ice bowl to make fruit assortment...
At this moment, Tang San has no reason to feel:
Perhaps, the Buddhist master who said "wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart", no one knows how to eat it, really...
"Ya'er, come and taste the assorted fruits I made for you!" Tang Sanzan handed an ice bowl to Tu Shan Yaya!
"Let's just eat a bowl." Tu Shan Yaya didn't move, and (heart sound) responded.
Tang Sanzan immediately understood, took out a piece of gold inhumanely, and pinched it into chopsticks with his powerful Vajra Fingers. After washing with the Bodhi Buddha light, he picked up the fruit and brought it to Tu Shan Yaya's mouth, and began to "feed":
"Ya'er, come and taste it. This is a Kirin watermelon airlifted from the Western Regions. It's juicy and sweet, with thin skin and few seeds..."
Tu Shan Yaya bit down, her red lips moved slightly, and after swallowing, she showed a satisfied expression...
There is a saying: it is better to be happy alone than to be happy together. Tang Sanzan did not forget to share another bowl of fruit mix.
"Sister Rongrong, would you like to try the fruit made by the poor monk?" Tang Sanzan circulated his mana and prepared to send the ice bowl.
"No need! Sanzang, it's better for you and your sister to eat! I'm not hungry (the dog food is really full)..."
Tu Shan Rongrong's face was neither happy nor sad, she declined to say, and at the same time, for the first time, she felt that the cherry tomatoes in the ice bowl were so obtrusive!
"Sister Rong Rong doesn't want it, then Susu, I'll give you this bowl of assorted fruits!" Tang Sanzan sent the ice bowl to Tu Shan Susu, who was cheering for Bai Yue, not too far away.
"Ah! There are so many fruits that Susu likes to eat, thank you Brother Statue~" Tu Shan Susu held the ice bowl in both hands, smiling like a crescent moon, and his voice was crisp and cute.
Immediately, Tu Shan Susu looked at these fruits, smiled cutely, and murmured softly:
"Susu should wait for brother Taoist, let's eat together~"
(Voice-over: Susu, I think it’s better for you to eat first, wait until the beginning of the white month? You may not be able to eat a piece of fruit by then...)
After a long time, the old fox emperor was beaten until his whole body was covered with smoke, Bai Yueyue stopped. Immediately, he looked at Tang Sanzan and shouted: "Boss, are you satisfied?"
"Bai Yuechu, this is your labor fee—"
However, just as Tang Sanbu sat up from the reclining chair, took out a piece of "red leather", and approached it, ready to hand it to Bai Yueyue, a gust of wind picked up beside him, and a figure grabbed the money and ran away!
"Ahahahahaha, son, your father will keep your salary for you first, and then give it to you when you marry a wife."
After robbing the money, the figure who ran away with oil on his feet was Bai Yueyue's "good father" - Bai.June!
"Father, that's my money—" Bai Yue shouted helplessly, unable to catch up.
As for what Bai Qiuen said: give it to him after he gets married, whoever believes it is a fool!
This is just a trick commonly used by parents to trick their children into getting lucky money...
"Brother Taoist, eat some fruit, Susu has been waiting for you for a long time~" A sweet voice sounded, causing Bai Yue to turn around and look sideways.
But I saw Tu Shan Susu, holding a huge ice bowl, walking towards him...
The ice bowl is full of all kinds of fruits, and Bai Yueyue's halazi is about to flow out!
In the next second, Bai Yuechu hastily took the ice bowl from Tushan Susu's hand, and then, he half-squatted down, took out his portable magic weapon—disposable chopsticks, picked up the fruit and put it in his mouth, while hesitatingly said :
"Thanks, little idiot!"
Bai Yueyue was eating and eating, and felt that the atmosphere around him was not right. When he looked up, it was Tushan Susu who was looking at him with a smile on his face. "No woman" straight man Bai Yueyue saw it, and couldn't help being a little dazed!
"Brother Taoist, is the fruit sweet?" Tu Shan Susu asked crisply in her sweet voice.
"Uh——I'll feed you a piece, you'll know..." Bai Yue was taken aback for a moment, then picked up strawberries one by one and "feeded"...
"Ah~ Taoist brother, this strawberry is really sweet, so sweet!" Tu Shan Susu felt inexplicably: the strawberry is so sweet, even sweeter than honey!
"Little idiot, why don't we eat together!" Bai Yuechu looked at Tu Shan Susu and made a very difficult decision. The starting point was to raise the "little idiot" quickly, and then, hehe...
"Hmm, um~" Tu Shansusu nodded her head, and when she smiled, her brows and eyes were crooked, and she turned the world around (Awei Mass Burial Mound)...
Chapter 122 Tushan Rongrong who hates cherry tomatoes
On the other side, Tang Sanzan walked up to Li Xueyang and said, "Benefactor Li, this poor monk can protect brother Yunfei from ascending to the Great Treasure and sit on the throne of the Fox Emperor of the Western Regions, and let the three elders of the royal family of the Western Regions obediently obey... "
"And you just need Brother Yunfei to sign this contract, how about it?"
After all, Tang Sanzan took out a contract and handed it to Li Xueyang.
"[-]% of the Western Region's territory is definitely not enough, at most half of it!" After reading the contract, Li Xueyang showed the mistress of the Western Region!
"What if the poor monk can turn you into a demon, have a good demon power, and be with brother Yunfei forever, and you don't need to continue to reincarnate after a hundred years, searching and waiting aimlessly?" Tang San's funeral words are not surprising. Said endlessly.
In this world, how can a person become a real demon?It's a fantasy!
Naturally, everyone else had disbelief on their faces, but Tu Shan Yaya continued to sip the red wine with a calm expression...
Before Li Xueyang could respond, Fan Yunfei agreed first: "Brother Tang, if you can achieve [-]%, the premise is that you can really do it, as you said just now."
"That's natural, monks don't tell lies!"
"Next, the poor monk will complete the first thing promised!"
After all, Tang Sanzan took out a monster collection bag and released three fox monsters from it. Fan Yunfei and Li Xueyang were shocked when they saw this!
Aren't the three fox demons in front of me the three old stubborn members of the royal family of the Western Regions——Fanhuchao, Fanhuman and Fanhutang?
Thousands of years ago, it was precisely because of their opposition that Fan Yunfei had to leave Shahu City with his "military lady" Li Xueyang...
Unexpectedly, Tang Sanzan actually captured them!
After a while, Tang Sanzan understood the reason for arresting them. These three old fellows, just like a thousand years ago, objected extremely stubbornly:
"No! Definitely not!"
"If you don't give up Yushuizhu, you can't inherit the throne!"
"Absolutely not, we three elders of the royal family will never agree no matter what..."
At this moment, Tang Sanzan suggested from the side: "Benefactor Li, in fact, sometimes the most effective way to deal with these stubborn people is—"
"One beat, and they will be honest!"
"Listen to the poor monk, you must be right..."
"That's exactly what I mean!" Li Xueyang just finished speaking, the monster power surged all over his body, and the endless chill almost condensed into substance, sweeping towards the three "sand sculptures"...
Immediately, under Li Xueyang's "convincing people with virtue", the "Old Ba truth scene" appeared, and the three elders who "know current affairs are heroes" quickly changed their words:
"Fan Yunfei's name is justified!"
"Tomorrow will officially inherit the Great Reign..."
"The Royal Water Pearl is regarded as a national treasure of the Western Regions!"
"Truth?" Li Xueyang asked again with cold air in his hands and a bad tone.
"Words from the bottom of my heart!" The three sand fox elders immediately said in unison when they felt the temperature around them plummet.
The problem that had plagued Fan Yunfei for thousands of years was easily solved. Fan Yunfei, father and son, and secretary Xiaoli were dumbfounded...
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