Zombie: Disciple of Uncle Nine, Kill Shi Jian at the Beginning

For Qiu Shengwen and Cai, Lin Shiqi had great expectations. Otherwise, it would be impossible to give them Peiyuan Pill, if...

Hearing Lin Shiqi's words, Qiusheng and Wencai's faces instantly turned pale, and then they lowered their heads and fell silent.

After a long time, Lin Shiqi suddenly took out four oceans from his pocket and put them in their hands, saying: "Two oceans each, if you control your desire, then I will tell Master that you The pocket money for the two of you has been increased to one yuan a month, but if you two ruin your career, this money will be regarded as my severance pay for you, that's it, go back..."

After finishing speaking, Lin Shiqi patted the shoulders of both of them, then pushed them away and walked towards his room.

It wasn't until he was about to enter the room that Qiu Sheng suddenly said: "Senior brother, don't worry, we will never disappoint your hope. The two of us will save this money and prepare birthday gifts for Master and you. !"

Wen Cai followed suit and shouted, "Yes, senior brother, we will definitely work hard!"

The corners of Lin Shiqi's mouth slightly raised, but he still didn't look back, and just waved his hand casually: "Anyone can speak big words, so I don't listen to what you say, but only what you do."

At this moment, Uncle Jiu's voice suddenly came from outside the door: "What did you say, what did you do, you two brats, did you do something to make your senior brother angry?"

As soon as Uncle Jiu finished speaking, another voice came over with a slightly jumpy voice: "Hey, senior brother, don't treat your disciples so seriously. I think Qiu Shengwen is very good. The two of us and them... okay , Senior Brother, you are amazing, but it’s hard for me to come here once, so you’re not going to show me a lesson as a disciple, are you?”

Hearing this voice, the eyes of Qiusheng and Wencai lit up instantly, they turned around and looked over, and shouted in unison: "Uncle Master..."

Even Lin Shiqi couldn't help but stop, turned around and looked over...

Chapter 60

"Hey, you two brats, the longer you grow, the stronger you get. Come on, let the uncle examine your bodies..."

At the gate, the four-eyed Taoist priest with eyes, holding a corpse-controlling bell, and holding a soul-calling banner saw Qiusheng and Wencai, his eyes lit up instantly, and he handed the things to Uncle Jiu next to him, rubbing secretly He started and walked towards the two of them.

Seeing this, Qiu Shengwencai and his wife suddenly had a picture of "unbearable to look back" in their minds, and suddenly goosebumps came out, and they ran away in two directions with a wow.

There is no way, this four-eyed Taoist is good at everything, but whether he likes the habit of grabbing people's butts... can only be said in words.

Seeing the two figures running wildly, the four-eyed Taoist leaned on him: "Damn! What do you mean by this? You look down on the uncle? The uncle just wants to check your health. Do you want to do this? What do you think?" ? Little Seventeen?"

Lin Shiqi nodded with a smile: "What Uncle Master said, I remember that Uncle Master may have thought the same way a while ago, what Uncle Master thinks?"

"???"

Lin Shiqi's words fell to the ground, and the four-eyed Taoist priest was completely dumbfounded.

After all, on the way here just now, Uncle Jiu told all the things that happened during this period, and the four-eyed Taoist priest who heard it at that time was so excited... Well, in fact, it was more helpless and envious, after all, he was talking During these things, Uncle Jiu's arrogant expression was almost overflowing. He could bear not to beat Uncle Jiu, simply because he couldn't beat Uncle Jiu, otherwise... Hehe, Jiu Uncle can come back alive because of his conscience!

So... In the past, he was just a ninth uncle who couldn't beat him, but now he can directly threaten himself with his little nephew, right?

Regarding the conversation between the two, Uncle Jiu cheerfully ignored it, but shouted to Qiu Sheng who was not far away: "Okay, don't hide, come here and send these clients of your uncle to the morgue at the back , Remember to feed them."

"Master... Master is here!" Qiu Sheng walked over with lingering fear.

But now the Taoist priest with four eyes is not in the mood to play with the two of them at all, but directly raised his hand and put his arms around Lin Shiqi's shoulders, and said with a smile: "Little Shiqi, can you tell my uncle, you How did this cultivation level come about? Wow~ When I met you five years ago, you were just refining Qi and transforming into a god, and now you have become a late stage of refining Qi and transforming into a god, and even killed the senior brother, tell me? "

Snapped!Lin Shiqi slapped off the mischievous hand of Taoist Master Four Eyes, and shook his head dumbfoundingly: "What's the reason? It just went up so naturally!"

Speaking of this, Lin Shiqi didn't care about the reaction of the four-eyed Taoist priest, and changed the subject decisively: "Hey, uncle, I know you are coming back, but my master has already prepared the food and wine, so I have to rest here for a few minutes no matter what I say this time. God, will you not return today if you are not drunk?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest's eyes lit up, but then he looked at Lin Shiqi suspiciously: "Really? It's just my senior brother..."

"Ahem... Junior brother, what do you want to say? Huh?!"

Hearing Uncle Jiu's voice from behind, the four-eyed Taoist stopped abruptly, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "It's nothing, let's go, I won't return tonight if I'm not drunk!"

……

While Uncle Jiu and the others were drinking, in the morgue.

Qiu Sheng arranged the clients of Taoist Master Four Eyes neatly, then fixed the long light to make sure it would not go out, then stretched himself, ready to go back to rest.

As for things like eating banquets, ha, who doesn't know the status of him and Wencai in Yizhuang?Dinner?I'm afraid it's harder than eating farts.

But just as he was about to go out, he suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up, and then he quickly took out a set of official uniforms from the previous court in the room behind the morgue and put them on, and then made He put a fake zombie tooth in his mouth and bit it.

In the end, he even applied a layer of ashes on his face, walked to the gossip mirror hanging in the mortuary to take a photo, and made two expressions of '哩哒', and then he showed an obscene smile.

Then he shouted to the outside: "Wen Cai, the incense in the morgue is gone, bring some here, I'm going to sleep first!"

"Okay!" Wen Cai didn't doubt that he was there, turned and entered the room, and after a while, came out with a handful of incense, and went straight to the morgue.

Inside the main hall.

Lin Shiqi, who heard the commotion outside, froze for a moment, his brows frowned slightly, and he wanted to go and have a look, but after thinking about it, there are little zombies in the morgue now, so there shouldn't be any accidents, right?

Uh... no, forget it, don't think so much, drink!

Outside, Wen Cai grabbed Xiang and stepped into the morgue, glanced at the empty room, curled his lips in distaste: "This Qiu Sheng, sleep as soon as you say sleep, really, hmph..."

It's just that when he was talking, the little zombie jumped out from inside, blocking Wen Cai's front...

……

All day today, there is not even a single flower, no review vote, and no comment added. Is this reasonable?This is unreasonable... Do you, the masters, want to scare the little author to death? ? .

Chapter 61

"Ding! Ding Ding!"

In the morgue, the little zombie poked Wen Cai's leg, then pointed to the coffin inside, shaking his head non-stop.

Wen Cai was slightly dazed, then picked up the little zombie, walked carelessly to his coffin and put him in: "Hey, be obedient, although you are full, uncles and aunts still have to eat, sleep ,Did you hear me?"

boom!

Looking at the re-covered coffin, the little zombie tilted his head helplessly, resting his chin on one hand, and shook his head innocently.

After making sure that the little zombie would not come out, Wen Cai clapped his hands with a smile, then walked to the front of the tribute stand, grabbed the incense that was put on it just now, lit it to the candle, and then walked to the gate and shouted to the outside: " All uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters come back for dinner..."

He casually fanned the fragrance towards the yard, was about to offer incense to the people inside, but suddenly thought of something, slapped himself on the forehead, opened the curtain with a swipe, and looked inside The customer brought by the Taoist priest shook his head and said in a low voice: "Forget it, we are just passing through the door, so you guys eat first!"

As he spoke, he grabbed a small half of the incense and inserted it into the incense burner in front of these customers.

At this moment, he found that the wick of the ever-burning lamp on the table was soaked in lamp oil, almost covering it, and the flames were faltering. With the beating of these flames, the customers in front of him also began to shake.

Seeing this scene, Wencai became anxious immediately: "Damn, isn't it?!"

While speaking, he quickly picked up the scissors next to him, picked out the wick, and cut off the wick that had burned to ashes. In an instant, the flames shot up quite a bit, and gradually stabilized.

Huh... After making sure that the client in front of him would not have any problems, Wen Cai finally heaved a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat off his brow, grabbed the incense, turned and walked towards the other coffins.

"Eat~"

"And you, eat more!"

"I'll give you some too..."

Every time a handful of incense was inserted, Wen Cai muttered a few words in his mouth. Suddenly, he walked to a coffin without an incense burner in front of it. Tucked into the coffin seam.

only……

As soon as he left, the stick of incense flew out and landed on the opposite coffin with a bang.

Hearing the movement behind, Wencai stopped abruptly, turned around and looked over suspiciously, approached cautiously, and tried to insert the incense into the coffin again: "Be obedient, it's time to eat!"

whoosh...

Xiang flew out for the second time, this scene almost scared Wen Cai half to death, and sat down on the ground with a bang.

I really want to go to find my master, but my master and senior brother must be drinking with my four-eyed uncle now. Isn't the past going to cause trouble for them at this time?

They are blocked, how can I feel better?

Thinking of this, Wencai gritted his teeth and stood up, walked to the side of the coffin, and raised his hand to lift the lid to see what was going on inside. After all, he is now a monk in the mid-stage of refining and transforming gas, and it is impossible for ordinary kid He is his opponent, not to mention that there are still many magic weapons in the morgue.

The more he thought about Wencai, the more confident he became, but when he put his hand on the coffin lid, he found that he couldn't move the lid at all. Unconvinced, he simply stepped on the stool under the coffin and complained: " Damn, I still don't believe it, open it for me..."

boom!

The lid was opened, but it was lifted from the inside by something. At the same time, a hand stretched out, directly grabbed his wrist, and dragged his hand into the coffin.

"Ah ah ah..."

A burst of tragic screams came from Wen Cai's mouth, and the next moment, the lid of the coffin flew out, and a figure in the official uniform of the former court sat up.

Looking at the picture in front of him, a layer of cold sweat broke out on Wen Cai's head, he ran away quickly, grabbed the gossip mirror on the wall and turned around...Huh?Why is it gone?

boom! boom! boom!

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps behind him, Wencai turned around in an instant, but the next moment he was frightened to death, and wanted to lift the gossip mirror, but failed, the gossip mirror hit the table and shattered Lost.

Wencai: "???"

"Hiss..." The 'zombie' was also taken aback for a moment, then opened its mouth suddenly, and bit Wen Cai.

"My god..." With the sound of Ding Ling smashing something, the whole morgue became a mess, and Wen Cai was also blocked in a corner by Qiu Sheng, unable to move.

"Ah~ hiss~ ah..." Qiusheng pretended to be a zombie and kept screaming at Wen Cai, but the false teeth in his mouth snapped off probably because he moved too fast.

This time, Qiu Sheng was dumbfounded, and Wen Cai was also dumbfounded.

But before Wencai could react, he saw behind Qiusheng, those clients brought by Taoist Simu all lost their corpse-suppressing charms, and they were running around the room at this time, and some of them even went directly to They jumped over here.

"..." After being dazed for a moment, Wen Cai suddenly pushed Qiu Sheng away: "Oh my god, master, help me...".

Chapter 62 Classic scene (2)

Inside the main hall.

Hearing Wencai's call for help, Uncle Jiu and Daoist Simu suddenly woke up, got up and ran towards the morgue.

But when they went out, Lin Shiqi had already arrived at the door of the morgue.

Glancing at the situation inside, Lin Shiqi was speechless from the bottom of his heart, but he was more angry with Qiu Shengwencai. Damn, I just taught them a lesson. How long has it been?Got into trouble again?

Also, what about the little zombies?

I took a look at the small coffin inside, my good guy, I don't know who it is, but actually put a corpse-repelling talisman on the coffin of the little zombie, what a fucking talent.

At this time, Wen Cai hurried over after seeing him: "Brother, help me..."

boom!Lin Shiqi kicked Wencai aside, and said coldly, "Wait and see how I deal with you!"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly raised his hand, pinched two hand talismans and threw them out. In an instant, more than a dozen golden talismans rushed out, directly submerged between the eyebrows of those beating walking corpses.

Looking at the moving corpses, Qiu Sheng, who was hiding in the middle, breathed out, and then ran out with a flattering face: "Senior brother...I..."

Boom!