Zombie: Disciple of Uncle Nine, Kill Shi Jian at the Beginning

boom!Snapped!

"Ouch..." Aunt Cane's face was in close contact with the door for an instant, but soon she stood up straight, rubbed the bumped area on her face, pinched her waist with her hands angrily, and stared at the door with her teeth gritted. The door in front of me sneered and said: "Senior brother, I'm afraid you don't know my preparations, junior sister, hahaha... tell you, from today onwards, junior sister, I will live with you, and if you are capable, don't go out for the rest of your life! Hmph !"

With that said, Aunt Cane returned to the yard and began to tidy up her things.

In the room, Uncle Jiu just breathed a sigh of relief, before he had time to catch his breath, he heard Aunt Cane's words, and quickly opened the door to look over.

Aunt Sugarcane hiahia smiled strangely and showed her backpack to Uncle Jiu. It contained not only a change of clothes, but also pots and pans, and even the fucking bedding.

"She really plans to live here forever?" Uncle Jiu thought tremblingly.

Especially when he thinks about being under the same roof with Aunt Cane in the future, even he can't help but turn pale. Who is going to save him?

Also shivering were Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.

If it was in Qixia Town, the two of them could still be with Aunt Cane for a while, no matter what, let's fool around first.

But if the two of them dare to whisper to Aunt Cane now, do you believe that Uncle Jiu can beat the brains out of both of them?

In the kitchen, Qiu Sheng dropped the spatula, Wen Cai put down the firewood, and the two just looked at each other.

After a dozen or so breaths, Wencai said with tears in his eyes, "Qiusheng, what should we do? We cheated Master so many times with my aunt, do you think my aunt will use these things Threatening us?"

Qiu Sheng waved his hands full of irritability: "How do I know? But Auntie probably doesn't know that we partnered with her to deceive Master, right? After all, she is very happy every time."

Having said that, Aunt Cane's voice told the two of them what is meant by the cruelty of reality.

"Qiusheng, Wencai, you two bastards, hurry up and help, or...hehe, don't blame me..."

"Auntie, we are here..." Before Aunt Cane finished speaking, Qiu Sheng ran out quickly, and took the things from Aunt Cane with a fawning face: "Hey, Aunt Cane, why are you here?" Don't you say hello to us first? Look at this...we haven't even prepared the meal, how rude are you?"

Wen Cai followed closely behind: "Yes, yes, Auntie, you should have greeted us earlier, come, come, just leave these things to us, and make sure to send all your things to the one closest to Master's room that room."

Aunt Cane curled her lips in disgust. As for what Qiu Sheng and Wencai said, as long as Uncle Jiu was not involved, Aunt Cane's brains were definitely better than anyone else's. In this era, he was taught from Maoshan.

But she was too lazy to argue with these two unreliable guys, so she walked to the round stool in the yard and sat down: "Where are your senior brothers? Could it be..."

in the room.

Lin Shiqi, who had been paying attention to the situation outside, broke out in a cold sweat, then sighed like a strong man going to death, got up, opened the door and went out.

"When did the aunt come here? I was practicing just now, sorry, sorry!"

"Wow..." Seeing Lin Shiqi, Aunt Cane's eyes lit up immediately, she quickly got up and ran to him, slapping her hands up and down: "Shiqi is so handsome again, oh, why don't you think you can give birth to a baby early?" What about 20 years? Then Shigu can give up your master, hey... God is jealous of beauty!"

Lin Shiqi: "..."

Well, in the past ten years, it is not the first time that he has been molested by Aunt Cane like this, but it is so, every time he confronts him, he still can't help trembling all over, tremblingly dodging Opening Aunt Cane's 'Magic Claw', she rushed out of the Yizhuang: "Master, I'm going to the town first, I'll talk about anything when I come back."

Before the words fell, the person had disappeared.

Aunt Cane curled her lips and cut, but quickly forgot about Lin Shiqi, rubbed her hands, and with an extremely wretched smile, she walked to the front of Uncle Jiu's room with a loud voice on purpose. With Qiusheng and Wencai:

"You two, take your things into this room, yes, this is here, if you do well, you will be rewarded, and if you don't do well, I will ask your master to expel you from the sect!"

Kacha... The door of the room was pulled open, and Uncle Jiu gritted his teeth and stared at the two bastard apprentices who were moving things this way: "I am your master, move the things farther away for me, or I will be here now!" I will drive you out of the division!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, who were carrying things in their hands, were dumbfounded.

Renjia Town.

Lin Shiqi, who managed to escape with great difficulty, finally breathed a sigh of relief. He had made up his mind that he would not go back tonight.

No, as long as Gu Gu doesn't leave, he won't go back.

So terrifying.

So much so that when he walked into the other courtyard, he still had some lingering fears.

Ren Tingting, who was preparing breakfast, looked at him curiously: "Huh? Seventeen, what's wrong with you? Have you encountered any unhappy things?"

Xiaoli who heard the voice flew out. When she saw Lin Shiqi's pale face, she couldn't hide the shock in her eyes. After all, even if Lin Shiqi was facing the impermanence of black and white and her When my elder brother Zhong Kui didn't behave like this, what's the matter?Yan Luo appeared in Yangjian?Or is there a judge?

Lin Shiqi waved his hand, rushed into the room, picked up the teapot and poured himself a large cup of tea, took a few sips of tea, then completely relaxed, shook his head and said: "It's okay, it's just that the Yizhuang side is I can't go back, today you two sleep upstairs, I sleep downstairs..."

Ren Tingting put the prepared breakfast in front of Lin Shiqi, sat in front of him, frowned and said, "Is Yizhuang dangerous now? Will something happen to Master and Qiu Shengwencai?"

"Oh, why can't you see it?" Xiaoli put her arms around Ren Tingting's shoulders, pressed half of her body on her, and said, "The danger in Yizhuang is definitely not a real danger now. , but it is more unbearable than the real danger, so Master and Qiu Shengwencai are definitely not in danger of life, but they will be more sad, am I right, my lord?"

Lin Shiqi nodded: "That's right!"

After responding, he combined the love and hatred between Aunt Cane and Uncle Jiu, the mutual calculation between Aunt Cane and Qiusheng Wencai, Aunt Cane's own character, and the current situation in Yizhuang. Say it again.

After listening, the expressions of Ren Tingting and Xiaoli are like this—(ΩДΩ)!

a long time.

Only then did Xiaoli burst out laughing, and then she laughed uncontrollably.

Infected by her laughter, Ren Tingting couldn't hold back anymore, she covered her mouth and giggled.

Xiaoli lay on Ren Tingting's back: "Sister, I'm sorry, I really couldn't hold back, hahaha, I apologize to you."

Ren Tingting also covered her mouth and shook her head: "Seventeen...giggle...do you believe me when I said I didn't laugh? Pfft...haha, I can't help it anymore, my aunt is so cute..."

Lin Shiqi looked at the two of them with disgust on his face: "Okay, if you want to laugh, just smile openly. Anyway, this matter is not news in the entire fantasy world."

Having said that, Lin Shiqi couldn't help but sighed, and prayed silently for Uncle Jiu in his heart for a second, then put the matter behind, picked up his chopsticks and said, "Okay, okay, Hurry up and eat..."

It's just that what Lin Shiqi never thought of was...

"Sir, you said that my aunt has come all the way, isn't it too much for us not to go to see the ceremony?" Xiaoli put the washed dishes in the cupboard, tilted her head and asked Lin Shiqi.

Ren Tingting was more straightforward. At this time, she was holding a small package in both hands, which contained some cosmetics that girls often use, and she walked down from upstairs and nodded: "Yes, so look, I can't even The presents for the aunt are all ready, Seventeen, let's go."

Lin Shiqi: "???"

It wasn't until the two of them grabbed his hand and were about to go out that Lin Shiqi suddenly came to his senses, and said with a pale face, "No, you two stop for me, I ran out of Yizhuang with great difficulty, and now you two want to Let me go back by myself? Are you kidding me?"

at the same time.

Yizhuang.

In the end, Qiusheng and Wencai couldn't resist Aunt Cane's 'threat', so they put all their things next to Uncle Jiu's room. The things the two of them did in the past revealed that even if Uncle Jiu didn't drive them out of the school, their lives would not be easy.

On the contrary, it was Uncle Jiu, who just talked about it, and Aunt Cane didn't really do anything to Uncle Jiu, at most it was... um... the domineering girl forced her...

Tsk tsk, looks like this is worse?

Forget it, it's for the lifelong happiness of the master, the two of them took this responsibility, hey, they really are the best apprentices in the world.

Thinking of this, the two suddenly felt a lot better.

Aunt Cane stood at the door of Uncle Jiu's room, looked at the closed door with a full face, and patted it lightly: "Brother, just accept your fate, hehe, or I'll knock on your door every night , neither of us should sleep."

click...

The door of the room was opened by Uncle Jiu again. Uncle Jiu stiffened his neck and glared at Aunt Cane with an expression that suits you: "Tell me, what's the matter with you coming here suddenly this time? And you brought so many bags with you?" Things, you don’t want the dojo in Qixia Town?”

Aunt Cane's eyes were full of spring, and her voice was clamped again at 5.7: "Oh, that's not true. Didn't I hear that Xiao Shiqi is getting married, so I came here to see if there is any way I can help, senior brother, what are you doing?" It’s alright to think about him like that, he’s so uncomfortable~ I need comfort, I need to kiss..."

I'm so...

Uncle Jiu got a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, shit, who the hell spread the news?Don't let me know, or else...

Forget it, even if you know it, that's all. Can you really beat people to death?

However, he finally understood Aunt Cane's purpose, and after comforting himself for a while, he simply walked out of the room: "Forget it, since I came here to help, then so be it, Qiusheng Wencai, is the meal ready?"

Wow... Before the words fell, Aunt Cane directly raised her hand to grab Uncle Jiu's neck, and said in a "Jiao Didi" way: "Oh brother, just now Qiusheng and Wencai helped people move things, wait a minute, let's not Worry, Junior Sister hasn’t looked at your room for many years, let’s accompany Junior Sister to take a look first..."

Saying that, Gu Gu winked at Qiu Shengwen, then suddenly pushed Uncle Jiu into the room.

"Fuck! Junior sister, what are you going to do? Let me tell you, this is my home field, you won't succeed, ah... Junior sister, let go... Otherwise, I'm really rude... You can't touch there... "

Outside the door, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Qiu Sheng, do you think something really happened to Master? Or..."

Qiu Sheng slapped Wen Cai's head with a slap: "Why don't you be a fart, this is a little love between Master Aunt and Master, let's go, let's cook..."

Wen Cai groaned, rubbed the place Qiu Sheng slapped, and followed into the kitchen.

The huge Yizhuang finally became quiet again, um... If you ignore Uncle Nine's screams from time to time...

Chapter 91 Master Yixiu, Lin Shiqi who escaped?

Renjia Town.

Xiaoli and Ren Tingting were talking and laughing as they walked in front, discussing how to build a good relationship with this...uh...'wonderful' sister-in-law next.

However, from Lin Shiqi's words, it's not hard to hear that although Aunt Cane is a strange person, she can be righteous, has a bold personality, and likes to be straightforward. There is not much worry, it's just that they want to make the relationship better.

After all, once they get married to Lin Shiqi, they can be regarded as half Maoshan people, and Aunt Cane is the only female senior they know in Maoshan. Of course, they have to know what to do.

but……

Behind the two of them, Lin Shiqi was holding the gift that Ren Tingting had prepared for Aunt Cane, with a look of lovelessness on his face. No matter what, he never thought that after finally escaping from "Purgatory", he would be raped by his own woman. Send it back with your own hands, that kind of taste, don't mention it!

Just as Lin Shiqi was thinking about how to deal with Aunt Zhi, two figures suddenly appeared in his line of sight.

A benevolent one, whose image resembled a deceased actor in his previous life, and who was also a monk, held a string of Buddhist beads in his hand, and looked ahead with a benevolent smile.

In his line of sight, a girl who looked about seventeen or eighteen years old, dressed in coarse linen and with two ponytails, was looking curiously at the dazzling array of things around her, as if seeing this lively scene for the first time. screen.

The most important thing is that this person is very similar to the heroine in a movie that Lin Shiqi had seen in his previous life, so Lin Shiqi confirmed their identities with just a daze.

At the same time, a way to 'escape' from Aunt Cane's clutches appeared in his mind.

Thinking of this, Lin Shiqi hurriedly walked towards the two of them, passed the girl, and came straight to the old monk, and said with a light smile, "Is it Master Yixiu if you dare to ask?"

The old monk was slightly stunned, as if he didn't expect to meet someone he knew in this place, but he looked at Lin Shiqi carefully, and finally confirmed that he had never seen this handsome young man before, but he still nodded with a smile : "I am Yixiu, dare to ask the little brother?"

"Huh~" Lin Shiqi got the answer he wanted, and immediately heaved a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "My name is Lin Shiqi, master Maoshan Lin Jiu, and the four-eyed Taoist priest is my uncle."

Master Yixiu suddenly realized, nodded cheerfully and said: "So, the little brother stopped the poor monk, but what's the matter?"

Lin Shiqi glanced at Ren Tingting and Xiaoli who were walking in front, and found that they were talking happily and didn't pay attention to the situation here, so he whispered: "To be honest, in fact, I have a lot of love for Master Simu I am still very curious about the dojo, but he never considered taking me there before, so he never found a chance, so..."

Before Lin Shiqi finished speaking, Master Yixiu understood, but what made him puzzled was why Lin Shiqi's voice was so low. He glanced at Ren Tingting and Xiaoli along Lin Shiqi's slanted eyes, and in his mind The mist got heavier.

However, Master Yixiu is an upright person, so he didn't bother to think about things that he couldn't figure out, and said directly: "If you have something to do, then there is nothing you can do, because I am going back to the dojo now."

When the words fell, Lin Shiqi's eyes lit up immediately, and he hurriedly said, "That's right, I'll return the things to others first, and then we'll leave."

As he said that, Lin Shiqi didn't give Master Yixiu a chance to speak at all, so he hurried up to Xiaoli and Ren Tingting, and handed them the gift: "Well...you two go to see your aunt, I suddenly Thinking about it, Uncle Simu still owes me something. I happened to meet his neighbor Master Yixiu again, so I won’t go back with you. If Master asks, you can say that I went to see Uncle. Let’s go. Ah..."