Zombie: Disciple of Uncle Nine, Kill Shi Jian at the Beginning

In the early morning, at three quarters of Yin time, around four forty in the morning, the sound of the wooden fish that had just stopped for less than two hours sounded again, not only that, but this time the sound of a bronze bell was also added to it.

Knock knock...knock...kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Even Lin Shiqi couldn't stand such a cycle, such a big movement, and couldn't help frowning.

At this moment, a scream suddenly came from the room next to Taoist Priest Four Eyes: "Ah~ I can't take it anymore, coconut shells... are useless, small bowls... are useless, cotton... are useless, just use it." Even the wick is useless, ah..."

As soon as the words fell, Lin Shiqi saw Taoist Simu hurried out with a small box in his arms, and Jia Le, who was packing up, looked at Taoist Simu in astonishment: "Master, what are you going to do? "

"Buy a house!" The four-eyed priest glared at Jia Le angrily, and walked out without saying hello to Lin Shiqi.

Jia Le looked at Lin Shiqi in confusion: "Brother, what's wrong with my master?"

Lin Shiqi shook his head dumbfoundingly: "Maybe he went to buy a house from the master? That's fine, leave this matter alone and go cook."

"Oh..." Jia Le scratched his hair and muttered, "I'm looking for a house for the master? Is the master going to sell the house?"

At the same time, Yixiu was in Master's house.

The four-eyed priest hugged his small box, pushed open the door with a bang, and said to Master Yixiu who was sitting there knocking on the wooden fish: "Monk, come here!"

Although Master Yixiu was surprised why the four-eyed Taoist priest came here, he still greeted him with a smile: "Hey, Daoist brother, come here so early to pay my respects? It's a sin."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Simu Daoist directly pushed Master Yixiu away, put the small box on the table with a snap, lifted the lid, and said, "Tell me, how much is your house?"

Looking at the things in the box, Master Yixiu's eyes lit up, there is no way, it is a box full of gold, Master Yixiu is just an ascetic monk, when did he see so much money?

Immediately, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "A lot of gold!"

Snapped!The four-eyed Taoist hurriedly covered the box, blocking Master Yixiu's sight, and said coldly, "Tell me, how much is it?"

Master Yixiu withdrew his gaze and said with a smile: "Brother Dao, what you said is wrong. The so-called meeting is fate. As neighbors, how can the weight of this fate be expressed by mere money?"

"Don't talk so much nonsense, just say it, how much are you willing to move away?!"

Before Master Yixiu could finish speaking, Daoist Simu directly raised his hand to interrupt him, gnashing his teeth.

Master Yixiu happily shook his head: "Move away? Hehe, as for me, I am going to knock the wooden fish here, strike the bell, and recite scriptures until I pass away..."

"Fuck!" Daoist Simu was half-deadly pissed off by Master Yixiu's words, and glared at him fiercely: "Then I'll just stare at you here, and see if I don't stare at you to death!"

It's just that when he turned around to pick up the box, he suddenly saw a small clay doll on the table, whose appearance was not exactly the same as that of Master Ikkyu, but had nothing to do with it.

But the four-eyed Taoist still picked it up, turned around and said with a smile: "Monk, hey, who is this doll?"

Master Yixiu's eyes flickered, no doubt about him, and explained directly: "Oh~ you said this, this is Jingjing who pinched me like me, isn't it cute?"

"It's very cute, so as a neighbor, can you give it to me?"

"You like it? Take it away if you like it~"

In the final analysis, Master Yixiu was too kind, and he was completely unaware of the "sinister intentions" of the four-eyed Taoist priest.

Daoist Simu seems to have figured this out a long time ago, and he made an inch of it: "Then give me an autograph~"

Master Yixiu took the doll cheerfully, and then put his finger on the inkpad: "It's not good for your relationship with me, so I'll give you this directly..."

"Oh, whatever, monk, let's go!" The four-eyed Taoist took over the clay doll that Master Yixiu had imprinted, and quickly turned and left here, as if he was afraid that Master Yixiu would go back on his word.

Here, Lin Shiqi, who had seen everything in his eyes, shook his head dumbfounded, and then went back to the room humming a little tune.

Still the same sentence, this is the matter of the four-eyed Taoist priest and the master Yixiu, and the others... whoever gets involved will be beaten. Anyway, Lin Shiqi will not find this boring.

Not surprisingly, as soon as Lin Qiqi entered the room, Taoist Master Simu hurried in and said to Jia Le who was cooking: "Jia Le, get up the altar!"

"Wow! Master, it's not yet dawn!"

"What? It depends on the time to get up the altar? Hurry up!"

Although I don't know what the four-eyed Taoist priest is going to do, but what can Jiale do with Master's words?Just keep doing it...

As for the altar, Jiale has long been familiar with the road, so in less than half a cup of tea, a simple altar was erected. The four-eyed Taoist first carefully peeled off the fingerprints on the clay doll, and then took it Take out a spell, read the spell, and wrap the fingerprints.

Following the action of the four-eyed priest, the talisman ignited spontaneously, and was then thrown into the cinnabar jar next to him by the four-eyed priest.

In the end, he took out another scarecrow, stuck his finger in the burning cinnabar liquid, wiped the cinnabar liquid on the scarecrow, and finally pulled up his hands suddenly: "Get up..."

"Stinky monk, let you chant scriptures, knock on the wooden fish, and ring the bell, let me see how I deal with you..."

The four-eyed Taoist manipulated the scarecrow, first threw away a walnut, then knocked a walnut into the air, and finally even lifted the entire plate containing the walnuts.

At the same time, on Master Yixiu's side, he first threw away the wooden fish, then knocked the bronze bell into the air, and finally overturned the entire table.

inside the room.

Lin Shiqi, with his spiritual consciousness outside, 'looked' dumbfounded at the scene in his sight, and said softly: "It's another classic scene, tsk tsk..."

However, although it feels good to watch the classic scenes with his own eyes, he is in this world after all, and for him, everyone here is real.

So, just when the four-eyed priest was about to manipulate the scarecrow to make Master Yixiu pull out his teeth, Lin Qiqi suddenly raised his hand and pointed in the direction of Master Yixiu.

Whoosh... A golden light invisible to the naked eye instantly entered the center of Master Yixiu's eyebrows. The next moment, Master Yixiu woke up suddenly, and frowned, "Why suddenly... eh? Seventeen?"

"Master...Master, what happened to you just now?" Seeing Master Yixiu finally stopped, Jingjing hurried over and asked worriedly.

Master Yixiu curled his lips: "I was tricked by that stinky Taoist priest, hmph!"

And when Master Yixiu recovered, the scarecrow in front of the four-eyed priest also exploded with a bang, turning into a table of hay.

The four-eyed Taoist stared at the scarecrow that suddenly exploded in astonishment, got up suspiciously and walked to the window to look over, but there was no one in Master Yixiu's house at this time.

"It's weird, people... I'm sorry! When did you come here?"

Priest Simu was taken aback by Master Yixiu and Jingjing who suddenly appeared behind him, but before he could react, Master Yixiu took out a mirror and shook it at Priest Simu.

In an instant, Taoist Priest Four Eyes only felt that his limbs could not stop moving by himself.

Then, Master Yixiu took out another cotton doll, put it in the middle of the mirror and pressed it on it. With the squinting white eyes popping up, the cotton doll without any facial features appeared lines similar to those of the four-eyed Taoist priest. facial features.

"Brother Dao, come and don't be indecent, Jingjing, I heard this thing is very fun, here it is for you, play slowly, I'll go over and change clothes."

After finishing speaking, Master Yixiu didn't give Priest Simu a chance to speak at all, so he turned and left.

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Only then did Jingjing grab the doll, and suddenly took out a firecracker from her arms: "Say, did you mess with my master?"

"Little girl, this is none of your business, hurry up and help me untie it!" Daoist Simu threatened, gnashing his teeth.

But before he finished speaking, Jingjing stuffed the firecracker directly into his mouth, and ignited the fuse without even thinking about it.

With a muffled bang, Daoist Simu only felt that his ears were buzzing, but then Jingjing hardly gave him a chance to breathe, and took out another firecracker, but this time she did not The firecracker was placed on the body of the four-eyed Taoist priest, but tied to a stick, making a simple sky cannon.

Then, she put the cotton doll on it again: "Huh, admit it or not, you are all finished today!"

"Don't wow... Seventeen, save me..."

Whoosh!

As soon as the four-eyed Taoist priest finished speaking, a red light suddenly burst out from the room, directly cutting the fire fold in Jingjing's hand into two pieces.

Then Lin Shiqi came out of the room dumbfounded, looked at the four-eyed Taoist priest and said, "Master, do you know now? You and the master's cultivation bases are on the same level, you can't fight like this."

The four-eyed Taoist wanted to cry but had no tears: "Stop talking about that, help me untie it first..."

Jingjing stood there with a flushed face, looking at Lin Shiqi in a daze: "I'm sorry Shiqi, the main reason is... is..."

Lin Shiqi smiled and waved his hands: "Needless to say, I know everything, that's fine, let me handle it."

Only then did Jingjing heave a sigh of relief, she stood awkwardly at the same spot and left, nor did she stay.

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And Lin Shiqi walked up to the four-eyed Taoist priest and slapped him on the shoulder. The four-eyed Taoist priest shivered suddenly, and immediately felt refreshed.

Just at this moment, Master Yixiu came in from the outside, looked suspiciously at the restored four-eyed Taoist priest and the embarrassed Jingjing, and finally saw Lin Shiqi standing with a smile on his face: "Seventeen , Thank you for what happened just now, otherwise I would lose two teeth."

"Master, you are serious!" Lin Shiqi made a gesture of invitation, and then looked at the Taoist priest with four eyes: "Uncle, come, let's talk about the matter today, we are all neighbors, if there is a conflict, just solve it It's gone!"

"Seventeen is right, Brother Dao, if you have any opinion on me, tell me directly, I can change it if I can, right? Why does it have to be like this? Right?"

The four-eyed Taoist curled his lips, although he was unwilling, but he seemed to have no other choice, so he nodded with a dark face: "Forget what you said is right, then talk about it~"

Only then did Lin Shiqi wave to Jiale and Jingjing: "You two, go prepare some breakfast. Uncle Shi and Master have been arguing for so long, you must be hungry."

Although she knew that Lin Shiqi was trying to push them away on purpose, Jingjing still let out an oh and left. Just as Jiale was about to follow, she saw the threatening eyes of the four-eyed Taoist priest, and walked into the kitchen on her side resentfully. .

After they all left, Lin Shiqi said: "I have almost understood the cause of the matter. It is roughly that Master, your evening class is too late, and the morning class is too early, which seriously affected my uncle. Master, you know his temperament, he just refuses to admit defeat, so... Master, can you change the time of morning class and evening class a little bit? Set it at You hour in the evening, and Chen hour in the morning class?"

When the words fell to the ground, Taoist Simu snorted and said nothing. Obviously, he agreed with Lin Shiqi's proposal.

Master Yixiu stared at the four-eyed Taoist priest dumbfounded: "No, Brother Dao, you have been in conflict with me for so many years because of this? You said earlier? You said earlier that I have changed it a long time ago. I'm sorry, sorry, the main thing is I got used to it when I was in the temple, and I have persisted for so many years, so...hehe, change, change the time today!"

Seeing that Master Yixiu agreed so readily, the four-eyed priest was dumbfounded. He first looked at Master Yixiu, then at Lin Shiqi, and finally pointed at himself, but was speechless...

Lin Qiqi patted him on the shoulder cheerfully: "Master, what did I say? The master is actually very easy to talk, as long as the communication is good, that's all. Well, now the conflict has been resolved, and we will be friends from now on. , Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, uncle, in the future... huh?"

"Hmph, let's wait for him to change it first!" Dao Priest Simu seemed to feel like a fool now, so he said something with a straight neck, and then quickly returned to the room.

Master Yixiu laughed and stood up: "The seventeenth, I'm going back too, just say hello if you have anything to do, let's go!"

Lin Shiqi nodded with a smile, then walked into the room of the four-eyed priest, and looked at the four-eyed priest who was lying in the bed with a flushed face, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Four-eyed Taoist priest: "..."

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Chapter 95

At the end of the morning, about [-]:[-].

In the living room of the Four Eyes Priest Dojo.

On a square table, Lin Shiqi sat at the bottom, flanked by Taoist Priest Simu and Master Yixiu.

As for Jia Le and Jing Jing, they are on a small table not far away, um...that's right, they are not even qualified to be on the table.

In fact, in essence, Lin Shiqi shouldn't be sitting here, but who makes him the strongest?So what can Master Yixiu and Taoist Fourth Eye do?They are also very helpless, okay?

If it weren't for Lin Shiqi's unwillingness, Master Yixiu would have wanted him to sit on the main seat.

In the world of monasticism, seniority may be very important, but what really determines the right to speak is strength and fist.