Honkai, I stand in the first row where strength is paramount

"Ah, ah owe!"

In a high-end villa in the city center, the white-haired, blond-eyed girl Kiyana Shaniat sneezed hard on the bed.

She took out a tissue and wiped her red nose, then stared at the blue sky outside the window and sighed:

"I hate it! It's a bad day, why did I catch a cold today? Sigh... I hope Rita can take good care of that dead girl who plots against her future brother-in-law all day long."

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Ten minutes passed in a flash, and the noisy courtyard slowed down as the blond man gradually walked up to the stage.

The eyes of all the contestants were on him, exuding the enthusiasm that made this hot summer day even more exciting.

"Everyone, I don't want to talk nonsense. The competition is about to start. Please prepare to enter."

With Otto's hands vainly pressed, the last uproar has also been silenced, and he nodded in satisfaction.

Then, he said something that surprised some people present:

"Before the competition starts, I would like to reiterate the standard... The contestants this time can only be beautiful girls aged 22 and under, right?"

Walter narrowed his eyes, alert: "Otto, what do you want to say?"

Otto sneered: "I suspect that among the contestants you sent, some mermaids are fake and don't meet the regulations at all!"

Walter was furious: "It's too rude, you actually questioned the girl's age!"

The old man Kevin glanced at the two of them who were tearing each other apart in public, and said, "Otto, show your evidence."

Otto was confident: "Of course there is evidence."

He took out a photo from his arms, and in the photo, Tesla was sitting on the back seat of Einstein's bicycle, looking at the abnormal mushroom cloud in the distance!

"This is a precious historical photo taken decades ago at the site of the first atomic bomb explosion." Otto's sharp eyes locked on the two people in the crowd: "Look carefully, the two on the photo, and the contestants Contestants Einstein and Tesla are exactly the same! Walter, wouldn't you say...is this a coincidence?"

Kevin put down his ice-cold teacup: "Bikes carry people, which damages the image of idols."

Rosalia, who has gradually become a slave to complaints: "Is this what you should care about? Shouldn't you care about why those two people have lived for such a long time without getting old? In other words, why did the old antique decades ago come to an acting show?" Participate in the selection of the heroine in the audition! Now the scientific community has become so introverted? If you don’t become an idol, you can’t get funding? And I thought that the red-haired aunt was too much, but I didn’t expect there to be It's even more excessive!"

Walter gritted his teeth unwillingly: "Tsk...you actually came up with this...but Otto! The laws of that era did not stipulate that bicycles could not carry people!"

Rosalia: "It's this that you're not reconciled to?! And it's obviously not President Otto who raised this point! Is he the only one in your eyes?"

Lilia: "Stupid Rosalia, look behind you."

The blackened Jizi A-sister: "Xiao Douding, who do you call auntie~~~"

Rosalia: "Say what you have to say! This is my ninja way!"

Rosalia, never again!

Large-scale idol drama "Dream Chasing Twin Stars"——

Finish!

Rosalia: "I'm not dead yet!"

Ji Zi: "Oh, the corpse is talking."

quack!

At this time, Einstein, who was the focus of attention (?), explained: "President Otto, I don't know what you are talking about. As we all know, according to the theory of relativity, the speed of time passing by a beautiful girl will be significantly slowed down... ..."

Tesla also agreed: "That's right! Long-term research on alternating current can remove the stratum corneum of the skin, activate the body cells, and keep you young forever!" -Of course, if you want to ask what the specific principle is, I will not betray my research secrets of!"

Xier tilted her head: "Sister Bronya, Dr. Einstein and Dr. Tesla mean that they admit that they are beyond the standard age?"

However, this time, her favorite sister Bronya did not answer her doubts.

Because including Bronya, the eyes of many women present were shining, staring at the two people who "haven't aged in decades".

Then, march like a zombie siege!

Step away!Izmota open! ! !

Seeing this, Otto waved his hand and looked at it provocatively, "Mistake!" ' Walter glanced: "It seems that I don't need to produce any more evidence."

The duo of Swordsman Tower immersed in scientific research has long forgotten how terrifying the allure of eternal youth is to normal women!

"You, you, you, you, don't come here! Chicken nest head! Think of a solution quickly!"

"Dr. Tesla, have you seen my little red button?" Einstein remained calm, "It's the ultimate solution that can solve all problems with one click."

"You fucking calm me down! Things like tactical nuclear bombs have to wait until we hide away!"

Rosalia: "Did Dr. Einstein say something dangerous just now as if nothing happened? And why did you stay away and use it? Both of you should calm down! People don't want to use the chance that was so hard to get." Make a new pit on the world map! Even if it's called Lake Rosalia!"

Lilia read: "Ah, Rosalia, you are resurrected."

Rosalia: "I never died!"

Einstein: "Miss Rosalia, since the casting is full of darkness, it's okay for us to use some special means, right?"

Rosalia: "Which country's language is this slightly! Fingertip Galaxy? And the problem now is not casting at all, okay, give me your secret of eternal youth!"

Lilia was heartbroken: "You have fallen, Rosalia."

Rosalia plausibly said: "Lilia, do you want to sit on the edge of the bed with a wrinkled face and a bent body after decades, and when you look back at your past photos with your beautiful granddaughter, you will say to people with a kind smile on your face and gritted teeth in your heart? 'I used to be a beautiful girl too'? Wrinkled! The skin is dark yellow with spots! The head is old man yellow! One tooth is missing!"

Lilia gritted her teeth and took out the big sword: "...Swan Lake!"

After a while of uproar—

"It's too weak." Einstein's fierce girl who lost her eyes cried, "just once, let me play a strong and passionate professional woman...or "wear a white tight combat suit for The valiant girl who fights for all the beauty in the world is actually the devil who almost destroyed the world at her core." "

Kiyana on the side curled her lips, feeling offended.

"No power!" Tesla, who was dressed in rags, beat his chest and feet, "I also want to play the role of a good-for-nothing who is inexplicably chosen as the heir to the world-saving organization, and flirts with the cold-faced and kind-hearted handsome subordinate... It’s best to awaken superpowers at critical moments, and then instantly kill all the villains who drove the subordinates to a desperate situation!”

In the high-end villa, Qiyana, who was lying on the bed, sneezed again.

In the end, they finally agreed to make the secret of their eternal youth into a special medicine to make all the women in the world enjoy eternal bliss, and happily lost their qualifications to play the heroine of this play.

Congratulations, Coca-Cola~~~

——What will you do after meeting that man?

Student Xiaobai discovered a blind spot.

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"You forced me!"

On the stage, Walter looked at the duo of Frankenstein who were expelled from the stage with a bruised nose and swollen face, and said coldly: "Otto, since you talked about the age standard, I have to mention one person, your granddaughter Teresa Apocalypse's age doesn't seem to match, does it?"

Otto coughed lightly: "Oh, you're right, Teresa is only 12 years old, she is indeed a little younger. But her lively and lovely personality makes her a perfect heroine."

Walter said with a smile on his face: "12 years old? Is it 12 years old and a few hundred months old! Who would believe this kind of nonsense?"

Otto's expression darkened: "President Walter, I'm not lying."

Fu Hua rubbed his fist: "I don't know why, but now I really want to make up for Otto's self-satisfied little white face with an 'Inch Strength Open Sky!'"

Ji Zi hurriedly hugged her: "Fu Hua! Fu Hua, calm down!"

Kevin frowned: "I seem to hear a familiar voice..."

Fu Hua: "Surprise! Why is Kevin here? According to the process, isn't his setting still vague at this time?!"

"You didn't lie?" Walter put his hands in his pockets, took out a record with characters, and √ said with a corner of his mouth: "I grew up listening to Theresa's songs! This vinyl record is her in 1972 In [-], he single-handedly defeated the debut work of the world's strongest idol who was quasi-planetary - the emperor "Pavanti". "

Otto: This guy actually has BEAR!

He clenched his fists, coughed dryly, and said unwillingly: "This game is a gift I carefully prepared for Teresa. You actually want to trample on an old man's love for his granddaughter...I never I have never seen such a shameless person!"

Teresa: "Grandpa! Grandpa! When did you get my feather fan? Give it back to me!"

Rosalia: "Since it's specially prepared for granddaughters, don't set conditions that granddaughters don't meet!"

Lilia: "Is this the shady scene in the entertainment industry... Mama Cocolia, I hope you will protect us in heaven."

Rosalia: "Mama Cocolia—"

Hei Xi'er, who switched her personality, sneered: "Huh? If you don't fight for three days, you'll be in the house!"

Twin sisters: "Wow Sister SEELE, don't come here! We won't make jokes anymore!"

Kevin concluded: "Then, for the sake of fairness, please invite all contestants who do not meet the requirements, including De Lisa, to retire."

Otto choked up speechlessly: "Theresa, Grandpa, I'm sorry..."

"Woooooo... TERIRI doesn't care! TERIRI doesn't care! Grandpa is a big idiot——Okay, Grandpa, Teresa will exit now!"

"Eh? Why did the tone of voice suddenly become cheerful?"

"Let's go! Grandpa's script is not good for acting!" Baimao Xiaotuanzi hugged Baimo and sprinted for a hundred meters. "After Teresa, there is a super-best script about ancient group dramas. The role of Mr. Assassin is perfect for you! This audition, we don't need to wait!"

"Huh?" Xiaobai, who was in the process of touching the fish, looked confused.

"Little Luobotou, wait for me! Quickly give Xiaobai back to Miss Ben! The milk is so good!"

"Theresa, surrender to me! Chidori draws the sword!"

"Hehe, even if the world's cutest Lord Teresa wants to snatch Lord Baimo, Rita will not agree—wake up, Master Frost!"

"Woman, what a terrifying creature..." Looking at the chaotic scene, Otto felt guilty: "Fortunately, my Kallen is not like this."

"Wake up, your Karen misses that vixen unrequitedly." Walter immediately made up the knife.

"Walter, you! You are no longer human!"

Mimetic Skyfire·Rainscreen Tianhua!

"You sound like a person, Otto Apocalypse! Mr. Walter Joyce was calculated by you to resign with tears. I will settle it with you today!"

Mimic Eden, Mimic Black Hole!

"Why don't you talk about the fact that he took my Rhianna away as his wife?!"

"That's Sister Leanna and Mr. Joyce who are in love with each other. How can you allow you, a clown, to make irresponsible remarks?!——When it comes to clowns, I get angry. If it weren't for you, you would have obstructed it back then. We against entropy Entertainment has already reached a strategic alliance with Miss Sirin from the Tower of Babel! Bronya!"

"Reload Bunny, RIDEON!"

"Why do you think that I will allow you to join forces to threaten the status of the Destiny Plutocrat? Heh, if that fellow Siegfried hadn't made trouble, you would have resigned like the previous generation Walter! Urandale!"