Therefore, Bai Yi is bound to win this All-Star Competition.
After asking for leave from the school, Bai Yi was ready to go home.
Open any door, but did not see Zeng Ping.
Instead, he saw Bai Zongheng cooking.
Bai Yi asked curiously: "Dad, why are you cooking today, and my mother?"
Bai Zongheng: "Your mother went to the hospital for an examination, why did you come back so early?"
Bai Yi: "I asked for leave from school, by the way, Dad, where is my egg?"
Bai Zongheng: "Your egg...isn't it on you (oωo ?)?"
"..."
Bai Yi was speechless for a while and said, "It's not the one on me, it's the egg I kept at home!"
"Let's put the eggs at home?"
Bai Zongheng frowned and thought for a while, "Oh, I'm taking a bath in the bathroom."
"Take a bath?"
Bai Yi was slightly taken aback.
Then he went to the bathroom to take a look.
I saw an egg floating in the bathtub.
Of course, that's not the point.
The point is... this guy is scrubbing himself with a towel! !
Yes, Bai Yi thought he was wrong.
The egg split in two, cracked in half.
It was pitch black inside, but there were two big red eyes like copper bells.
It was soaking in the bathroom, stretching out two little paws to scrub itself...
It's really playing the Huqin in the crotch----bullshit! !
The Star Devourer did not expect that a human would break in.
Looking at Bai Yi in embarrassment, he didn't know where to put the towel in his hand.
The atmosphere was suddenly awkward.
Three seconds later, the Star Devourer retracted into the eggshell with a "shua".
The originally cracked egg instantly returned to the appearance Bai Yi knew.
Its surface was still extremely smooth, as if nothing had happened.
"..."
Bai Yi came to the Star Devouring Beast, reached out and tapped: "You are really good at hiding, no wonder you nodded yesterday, so you have always been conscious?"
Star Devourer: "..."
Bai Yi: "Stop pretending, now that I've seen it all, do you still want to pretend that nothing happened?"
Star Devourer: "..."
Seeing that the Star Devourer ignored him, Bai Yi was also a little speechless.
Didn't this guy think they were his parents the first time he saw someone?
Wasn't he the first to see it?
But even if it's not, there's no need to hide from yourself!
Hearing Bai Yi talking to himself, Bai Zongheng came to the bathroom door and asked, "Yi'er, why are you talking to yourself all the time? Are you doing prenatal education?"
Bai Yi shook his head: "Dad, do you know that this egg is alive?"
Bai Zongheng rolled his eyes: "?_? It's not alive, is it still dead?"
Bai Yi: "I mean, it can take a bath by itself, do you believe it?"
"What's so...impossible to take a bath by yourself!!"
Bai Zongheng immediately laughed and said, "I think you've been too tired recently, this is a jerk, how can you take a bath by yourself, look at its smooth surface, can it grow two hands?"
Bai Yi thought about it thoughtfully.
Bai Zongheng went home yesterday without any abnormalities. It seems that this star-eating beast has never shown its true body in front of others.
Thinking of this, Bai Yi rolled his eyes and said to the Star Devourer, "I'll give you three numbers. If you keep silent, I'll take you to yesterday's place right now and eat you up!"
"three."
"two."
"one point five......."
"Don't lie down again, I can't talk anymore."
A milky voice came from inside the egg.
I saw the smooth egg cracked again.
Show a pair of eyes and hands and feet.
"Damn it...is this egg turned into a sperm?"
Bai Zongheng rubbed his eyes, it was the first time he saw such a strange species.
"I told you, the egg has already hatched."
Bai Yi chuckled and said, "You little brat is really good at pretending. You even hid it from my father. Tell me why you are so afraid of me. Do I look like an egg-eating devil?"
Star Devourer shuddered all over: "Yesterday you two stared at me drooling, I was terrified in my dreams at night... and said that I am not an egg-eating devil, as expected, human beings are big pigs! "
Bai Yi & Bai Zongheng: "..."
......
Chapter 145 Who the fuck is called balls o(>< )o
Bai Yi was slightly taken aback.
A little embarrassed smiled and said: "Isn't it because you are too sweet, and wouldn't there be so many things if you talked earlier?"
The Star Devourer hummed: "(〃>_<;〃) I can only speak today, but I couldn't speak yesterday."
"That's it, the misunderstanding has been resolved."
Bai Yi reached out and touched the top of the star devouring beast's eggshell and said, "Come on, call Master to listen."
Star Eater: "I don't (︶︹︺)!"
"This child was born in a rebellious period."
Bai Yi shook his head speechlessly, then turned to Bai Zongheng and said, "Dad, prepare some big ingredients."
Bai Zongheng: "Why prepare big ingredients?"
Bai Yi: "Let's add something tonight."
Star Devourer: "..."
Bai Zongheng knocked on his hand and said: "No problem, your father and I are best at making trouble."
"..."
Star Devouring Beast looked at Bai Zongheng who was about to leave, and hurriedly shouted: "I'm calling, can't I call!"
Bai Yi's smile gradually changed and he said, "Come on, let's call."
Star Eater: "Master...Master (*?-`*)."
Bai Yi: "I didn't hear it, speak up."
Star Devourer: "Master!"
"Hey, so cute."
Bai Yi touched the Star Devouring Beast, and asked curiously, "What is your current strength?"
The star devouring beast shook its body and said: "My seal has not been lifted, and now I only have defensive power."
Bai Yi glanced at the two illuminated roads: "So, if all these lines are lit up, can you have emperor-level strength?"
Star Devourer: "Yes."
Bai Yi: "It's just useless."
Star Devourer: "..."
You are useless, your whole family is useless! !
Your own defensive power is invincible even at the emperor level, and it has become a symbol of uselessness in your eyes! !
If it weren't for that big catfish backing you up, it would be over if I ignored you...
The Star Devourer only dared to say it in its heart, it couldn't be stronger than a human, so it didn't dare to talk back at this time.
Bai Zongheng: "What do you usually eat, little guy?"
Originally, the Star Devourer was still an egg, so naturally there was no need to consider the issue of eating.
But now it can be cracked, it should be for eating, right?
What should an egg eat, this question is extremely difficult.
Star Eater didn't even think about it, and blurted out: "I'm easy to feed, it's okay to throw a skill at me and it will be fine~(*≧?≦*)"
Bai Zongheng: "...Yi'er, do you think this egg is a masochist?"
"I guess so."
Bai Yi thought for a while and said, "Dad, you usually go to download dungeons, or take Eggy with you when you go out on missions, so that if you are attacked, Eggy will bear it for you."
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