Did the math teacher die early?
Wu Jianguo said disapprovingly: "Oh, you can't be fussy about emotional matters. If you count back and forth, is that still called emotion?"
Zhang Yi's eyes widened. Although he thought it was ridiculous, but for some reason, he felt that he seemed to have said something very philosophical.
"Then you gave her breakfast for so many years, what did you get?"
"I got touched!"
When Wu Jianguo said this, his eyes lit up.
"Let me tell you something quietly. Xiaomei actually cares about me very much. Once I was sick and didn't buy her breakfast. But she found me the next day and asked me why I didn't buy her breakfast? "
"After finding out that I was sick, she actually told me to drink more hot water!"
He clapped his hands and said excitedly: "Tell me, if she didn't really care, would she ask me about my physical condition? And let me drink more hot water, hehe. If it's a normal relationship, she wouldn't ask at all .”
Zhang Yi said "Oh~", "So, you think she actually has feelings for you, right?"
"Of course it is."
Zhang Yi took a deep breath.
Dog licking is really powerful. In their minds, they have formed their own set of closed-loop logic to make reasonable explanations for their behavior.
No wonder Wu Changyou couldn't persuade him to come back no matter how much he persuaded him.
Zhang Yi asked again: "Then have you ever thought that she is actually just playing with you?"
As soon as Zhang Yi said these words, Wu Jianguo's pupils shrank sharply, and he quickly pinched the brake with both hands and stopped in place.
Zhang Yi followed and stopped. Seeing Wu Jianguo's reaction, he thought that Wu Jianguo had been poked in a sore spot by himself.
Unexpectedly, Wu Jianguo's dark skin suddenly turned red, and then he covered his face and said, "You, you...you are too perverted! She wants to play with me? Hehehe, no way!" No, Deputy Section Chief Zhang, how can you say such a thing?"
Zhang Yi: "..."
It's too difficult for me, Nima, to communicate with your licking dogs!
Brain supplement ability MAX!
"Ahem, no, no, no, you misunderstood me. When I said play, I didn't refer to the physical level. Instead, she was playing with your feelings?"
Wu Jianguo calmed down a little when he heard what Zhang Yi said.
"Actually, you can't say that. You all think I'm stupid, and I'm being manipulated by her, right?"
Wu Jianguo looked at Zhang Yi with meaningful eyes and said.
Zhang Yi nodded without hesitation.
Wu Jianguo smiled faintly, shook his head and said, "Actually, you don't understand at all. In fact, I have always been in control."
He started with self-belief, with a proud glow on his face: "I'm not bragging, I've been licking dogs for more than ten years. She was only licked by me for four years."
"So strictly speaking, I have always been playing with her."
"Why should I buy her breakfast every day? It's to make her get used to my existence in her life. If I leave one day, she will definitely be very uncomfortable."
"This trick is called playing hard to get!"
Zhang Yiting's head became more and more confused.
Although he knew that what Wu Jianguo said was false, but for some reason, the more he listened to it, the more he felt that it was true.
Zhang Yi quickly shook his head vigorously, not letting the thought of licking the dog corrode him.
"You said so much, do you think she likes you?"
Zhang Yi pointedly raised the most critical question.
You are forcing Lai Lai so much nonsense over there, if other girls don't like you, isn't it all useless?
Wu Jianguo looked into the distance, and after pondering for a long while, he said slowly, "I think...she probably likes it! It's just that she hasn't discovered it yet."
He said as if to cheer himself up: "But now, the initiative is still in my hands, so I don't worry about it. After all, I can stop licking her at any time, and let her worry about gains and losses."
Zhang Yichong gave him a thumbs up: "You are awesome!"
Wu Jianguo said: "I have to leave quickly, if she doesn't have breakfast, she will miss me again."
After speaking, Wu Jianguo pedaled his bicycle again and hurried towards Xu Xiaomei's house.
Zhang Yi followed him with the intention of clarifying the situation.
He is also a little curious now, how beautiful is Wu Jianguo, a woman who can be so fascinated by a kid who can barely be called a rich second generation.
After a while, they arrived at the door of Xu Xiaomei's house.
Xu Xiaomei lives in a small detached house.
But it doesn't mean that their family's economic conditions are relatively good, but that it was like this when it was built, and there were no yards in the three houses.
When Wu Jianguo came downstairs, he shouted happily: "Xiaomei, Xiaomei!"
While shouting, the door was suddenly opened a crack, a man complained and said: "Stop shouting, Xiaomei is sleeping! She worked very hard last night."
Wu Jianguo immediately said clearly: "Oh, I know, it must be New Year's Day, right? Are you playing games together?"
The man nodded: "Well, we fired the first shot of the new year."
Wu Jianguo smiled, rubbed his hands together and said, "Actually, I also like to set off cannons. Let me tell you, I was very good at setting off cannons when I was young, especially good at frying cow dung. Next time, why don't you bring me one?"
The man waved his hand: "You can't do this, you're too tired, too tired."
After finishing speaking, he asked Wu Jianguo, "Where's the breakfast you bought?"
Wu Jianguo hurriedly handed him the breakfast he had bought.
Only then did Zhang Yi realize that it was no wonder that Wu Jianguo had to pay [-] cents for a breakfast. It turned out to be for two people!
The man glanced at it and asked, "Is it a bun stuffed with leeks? Leeks can nourish the body."
Wu Jianguo said apologetically, "I'm sorry, the stuffed chives are sold out. I bought stuffed cabbage!"
"Be careful next time, you can't even buy a breakfast."
The man said with some displeasure.
Chapter 339
While talking, a figure flashed through the crack of the door.
A woman in her mid-thirties came out while getting dressed.
Zhang Yi could tell that this woman was most likely the beauty Wu Jianguo mentioned.
But when he took a closer look, his brows frowned.
This woman does have some charm, but her appearance can be said to be average, not how beautiful she is.
According to Zhang Yi's scoring standard, it is only 5.5 points, which is the standard of ordinary people.
Xu Xiaomei came over and reached out to pick up a bun and took a bite, then frowned: "Why is this bun cold?"
Wu Jianguo was a little flustered when Xu Xiaomei asked him this question.
He looked left and right, and when he saw Zhang Yi next to him, he quickly pushed Zhang Yi to take the blame.
"It's all because of him. He came to look for me and wasted a lot of time on the way."
As he said that, Wu Jianguo gave Zhang Yi a pleading wink, "Deputy Section Chief Zhang, can you explain to Xiaomei for me?"
Zhang Yi rolled his eyes, really speechless.
When Xu Xiaomei saw Zhang Yi, her eyes lit up immediately!
Zhang Yi is tall and handsome, and has a refined demeanor, and she heard Wu Jianguo call Zhang Yi, deputy section chief, which made her eyes a little more charming.
"Handsome boy, what's your name?"
Zhang Yi coughed and said a few words casually.
This kind of woman is the same as Qin Huairu, no, not even Qin Huairu, but he is too lazy to mess with her.
"Jianguo, have you forgotten what your father told you? We have work to do today, let's go!"
Regardless of Xu Xiaomei's persuasion, Zhang Yi left on his bicycle.
As soon as Zhang Yi left, Xu Xiaomei entered the room with her boyfriend without even bothering to look at Wu Jianguo.
Wu Jianguo looked at Xu Xiaomei's back eagerly, a little unsatisfied, hesitated for a while, then turned the car around and caught up with Zhang Yi.
Zhang Yi parked the car on the side of the road, folded his arms, and looked at Wu Jianguo playfully.
"Why didn't you tell me that she actually has a boyfriend? And you are really generous enough to buy breakfast for her boyfriend?"
Wu Jianguo scratched his head and explained: "Isn't there that word? It's called Ai Wu Ji Wu. I belong to Lian Wu Ji Wu. Since you like someone, you have to treat her boyfriend as well."
"But let me tell you, don't think I'm stupid! It makes sense for me to do this. She has talked about several boyfriends before, and everyone is very good with me. They said, when they and Xiaomei broke up, so she recommended me to take over. So my efforts are effective!"
Zhang Yi took a deep breath.
He felt that today's visit was not in vain, and he had really learned a lot.
He can't argue with Wu Jianguo, because Wu Jianguo already has his own logic for licking dogs.
If he argues with Wu Jianguo, he can only be pulled into his field by Wu Jianguo, and then rely on his more than ten years of experience to defeat Zhang Yi.
"But people have talked about so many boyfriends, and they still haven't seen you in the top position."
"Ah, I'm not in a hurry. I just want her to get along with her a few more times, so that she will become mature and understand who is really good to her."
"Isn't there a saying that is good? If she is not deeply involved in the world, take her to see the prosperity of the world; if she has experienced vicissitudes, take her to ride the merry-go-round."
"I actually have a trick."
The more Wu Jianguo talked, the more excited he became, as if he was the emotional master who had mastered everything.
He chatted more and more vigorously, and told Zhang Yi the story of him being a dog licker in the past.
When he mentioned the past, his eyes were obviously brighter.
How do you say that?
Recalling the past eventful years thick!
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