Courtyard: when the Group Did Not Marry, Now Regret

Lin Qiang thought for a while and replied.

"His head got stuck in the urinal, and Xiao Li from the security department went to save him. I don't know what's going on now."

Jiang Ming nodded.

"Okay, it's just fine, I'll go over and see what's going on."

When Jiang Ming left the workshop, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu who were also in the workshop also learned the news.

Qin Huairu opened his mouth, but finally couldn't help asking.

"Uncle Er...why are you so..."

The corners of Yi Zhonghai's mouth twitched a little at this time, apparently he didn't expect the bangs to be so irritating.

"It should be a coincidence..."

Although it was a coincidence, he was also abrupt in his heart.

After hesitating for a moment, he couldn't help but speak.

"How about we go and have a look?"

Qin Huairu nodded.

"Okay, it's also a courtyard, go and ask him what he can't think about."

In this way, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai also walked towards the toilet in the factory.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, who were also in the rolling mill, also learned the news from their workers.

Xu Damao burst out laughing.

"I never thought that that old guy who likes to spout shit in his mouth on weekdays actually likes to eat shit. It's so funny. No, I have to go and see the excitement."

And Sha Zhu was not much better, he explained to Ma Hua, and then walked towards the toilet not far from the cafeteria.

At this time, the men's toilet in the factory was already full of people.

Of course, because it is disgusting, many people are far away.

Only Xiao Li from the security department and another comrade from the security department were pulling bangs hard.

"It's broken, it's broken, the neck is about to break, can you be less energetic?"

Xiao Li couldn't help but said while feeling disgusted.

"I said Master Liu, this urinal is only this big, how did your head get in there?"

"I......"

In the repeated friction, Liu Haizhong had eaten up the hot food.

There was a burst of nausea mixed with a huge stench, making him vomit while talking, that kind of situation really disgusted Xiao Li and the others.

However, now that the person is here, it is impossible not to save him, so he can only pull back as much as he can.

It's just that it's strange to say that Liu Haizhong's head is very big, and they really don't know how his head got in.

Just when they were at a loss, Jiang Ming suddenly got out of the skirt.

"Let me see, it's better to open both sides of the toilet, so that he can come out directly."

However, as soon as his words fell, Liu Haizhong firmly expressed his disapproval.

"No, definitely not. Let's not talk about whether the stone slabs on both sides will hit my head. If one of them is not serious, I will fall."

Jiang Ming spread out his hands, and returned to his skirt again.

"Then I can't help it, you'd better continue eating shit here."

Although Jiang Ming's method is a stupid method, it is also the only method at present.

This latrine urinal was built with two stone slabs, with a gap left in the middle, so in fact, it only needed to remove the stone slabs on both sides, and his head would come out naturally.

But, the only problem is.

If he used too much force at that time, the slate might hit his head.

At the same time, if the latrine could collapse even with the stone slab, then Liu Haizhong might fall directly into the cesspit.

So, Jiang Ming's attention, on the one hand, he can indeed rescue Liu Haizhong, on the other hand, he can also severely disgust him once.

Doesn't he like to eat shit? Doesn't he like to spray shit with his mouth full.

With the blessing of the bad luck talisman, he believed that Liu Haizhong would definitely fall into the cesspit, and let him have a good meal at that time.

At this time, Xu Damao, who was watching the excitement, also stood up and spoke persuasively.

"I said Uncle Er, you don't have to be stubborn, there is no other way now, I think Jiang Ming's attention is good."

"Yeah, although there are some risks, as long as you pay a little attention, you should be able to succeed."

"The main reason is that this is the only way to do it now. You can't just saw off the neck right?"

"You said that this is the same for Master Liu. It's not worrying at such an age. He is the only one who has good intentions, and he himself is not happy."

"Master Jiang is still kind-hearted. Look at him for a long time, who cares about him? At such an old age, he pulls his pants and eats shit."

......

The people around were full of discussions, and they all thought that what Jiang Ming said just now was a good idea, and at the same time, it was the only attention.

However, if the lord Liu Haizhong disagreed, Xiao Li and the others would not dare to implement it, so Xiao Li asked.

"Master Liu, I really can't help it. You can see for yourself. If you think it's not enough to cut stone slabs, then you can only stay here for a while and wait for our section chief to come back and figure out a way."

"Don't, don't, don't."

Liu Haizhong was about to faint from the stinky smell at this moment, and when he heard that he had to wait, he immediately agreed.

"Cut it, cut it, but you have to pay attention to my neck."

"Look at what you said, can I still saw off your neck? All right, I'll go find a big saw, Da Fei, you go and find a hammer and a chisel."

"Success, I'll come as I go."

Both of them went to look for tools, while Jiang Ming and the others stood in place and waited to watch the excitement.

During the next period, Xu Damao also kept gloating there.

After all, embarrassing things like this are really rare.

Every sentence full of sarcasm made Xu Damao's teeth itch.

Finally, Xiao Li came back with a big saw.

Dafei, on the other hand, took a giant hammer and chisel.

"Okay, let's get started."

To be reasonable, because of the consideration of sturdiness, the stone slab is unusually thick.

It is also extremely difficult to smash it down without a stone cutter.

With this hammer and saw, Xiao Li and Da Fei were also sweating profusely from exhaustion.

Finally, Xiao Li couldn't take it anymore, and turned his head to look at the crowd watching the excitement.

"We can't do it anymore, who can take our place?"

However, no one spoke.

After all, this is not a good thing.

Not to mention tired and dirty, if there is something good or bad in the bangs, who can take responsibility?

So for most of the day no one was willing to stand up.

There was no other way, Xiao Li could only rest on the spot for a while, gritted his teeth and continued to knock on the slate.

Finally, after more than half an hour, a gap appeared on the stone slab.

"It's almost there, it's almost there, Master Liu, hold on."

At this time, Liu Haizhong lay on the ground for a long time, and was smoked by the stench for a long time, and he almost couldn't hold on anymore.

Hearing Xiao Li's words, he instantly ignited hope again.

"Comrade Xiao Li, work harder. After I'm rescued, I'll invite you to have a good meal."

For some reason, when he heard that Liu Haizhong wanted to treat him to a good meal, Xiao Li subconsciously thought of something yellow and bright, and immediately shook his head like a rattle.

"No, no, it's still my duty."

That is to say, the news that Liu Haizhong didn't know that he was eating shit had been spread throughout the factory by Xiao Li, otherwise it would be a good thing not to beat him to death, let alone invite him to dinner.

Of course, he didn't know right now, so he could only beg and coax Xiao Li to save him quickly.

Finally, as the gap got bigger and bigger, Xiao Li and Da Fei stood a little further away.

Then, under another heavy hammer from Da Fei, the stone slab on the right instantly shattered into two halves and fell down.

And at this time, Liu Haizhong's head was finally liberated.

It's just that, maybe because of staying in the same posture for too long, the body is a little stiff.

So, before he could stand up, he slapped his foot, and with a plop, he fell directly into the cesspit from the right side.

Xiao Li: "..."

Big fly:"......"

Everyone: "!!!!!!"

"Save me, save me quickly."

Although Xiao Li and Da Fei were speechless, they had no choice but to go forward to look. They saw Liu Haizhong standing in the center of the cesspit and reaching out to them.

At this moment, his body, face, and hair were covered with filth, which almost made the two of them spit out their breakfast.

It's not that they don't want to save it. If this mother is saved, she will have to get covered in shit.

After hesitating for a moment, Xiao Li still spoke.

"Da Fei, go find a longer bamboo pole, let's pull him up."

Da Fei was also quite tired, but he had no choice but to run out again.