Courtyard: when the Group Did Not Marry, Now Regret

At this time, Aunt Er and Liu Guangfu, who were cleaning the bed and room, also rushed over. They were shocked when they saw Liu Haizhong, whose mouth was full of feces.

"Old Liu, why do you..."

"Dad, why are you eating shit..."

Surrounded by people in the alley in the courtyard, Liu Haizhong was also angry and ashamed.

He glared at the stick, still coughing in his mouth.

"Get me a glass of water, I'm choking."

As soon as he said this, Xu Damao, who had just rushed over, was also happy.

"Feelings, you have to drink some water to digest your food after eating shit?"

Furious in the center of Liu Hai, he pointed to Xu Damao and shouted.

"Xu Damao, you...don't talk nonsense."

"What are you, if you want others to know, unless you do nothing about it, I said, Uncle Er, you ate a round of shit in the morning. Didn't you eat enough, and you have another lunch?"

As soon as he said this, the people around burst into laughter.

"The second uncle usually looks straight and upright, and has been arguing for a long time, is this okay?" (Nuo Hao)

"It's not easy to talk about this second aunt, but you can still taste it, how strong the taste is."

"Don't say that, according to my opinion, this second aunt may not know that he has this hobby. Didn't you see that she took two steps back..."

......

Let's talk, let's talk, let's talk, I really can't make fun of eating shit.

In the past, when it was said that someone ate shit, it was a joke, after all, who would eat that stuff.

But right now, the bangs have actually eaten shit, which undoubtedly gave everyone another topic to talk about after dinner.

Listening to the conversations of the people around, Second Aunt's face is also very ugly.

It never occurred to her that her husband loved to eat shit, and he had already eaten it once in the morning, so it was no wonder that she always felt it had a strange smell before.

Although she felt uncomfortable, she couldn't bear Liu Haizhong to cough all the time, she looked at Liu Guangfu who was full of disgust and said.

"Go get your dad a ladle of cold water, you don't see him... is he choking?"

Liu Guangfu opened his mouth, wanting to say something.

But when he thought that he might be punished in the future, he didn't say what he wanted to say.

Quickly scooped up a scoop of cold water from the water tank in the backyard, and handed it to Empress Liu Haizhong from a distance.

Liu Haizhong hurriedly drank the water, however, he was still coughing non-stop, and the feces he coughed out were still tinged with blood.

At this time, Xu Damao was gloating from the sidelines.

"This water is useless. In my opinion, it needs to turn the original soup into the original food. Second uncle, how about I give you a pot of urine, maybe you can feel better?"

As soon as these words came out, there was another cough in his angry bangs.

He pointed to Xu Damao, only uttered the word "you", and then fell headfirst.

Now the second aunt was in a hurry.

"Old Liu, old Liu, what's wrong with you."

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Chapter 63 Liu Haizhong was taken away by the police

Liu Haizhong was sent to the hospital for choking on shit.

When he heard the news from Yan Laoxi, Jiang Ming was also confused.

After all, he didn't expect that Liu Haizhong really had a hobby of eating shit.

After a strange look in his eyes, he couldn't help but continue to ask Yan Laoxi.

"Are you sure he went there by himself?"

Yan Laoxi immediately said with disgust on his face.

"I saw that stick, he just lay in the piss and licked those who just... Forget it, I won't say it, it's really disgusting, you didn't see it, just now he was coughing While spraying manure there, the yard also made him make a mess of smoke."

Jiang Ming was happy, although he also knew that Liu Haizhong was unlucky because he used the bad luck charm.

But right now he likes to eat shit, which definitely has nothing to do with that bad luck talisman.

There must be something wrong with his mind.

After all, the disease of pica also exists in later generations, but it’s just a bit disgusting to eat shit.

But no matter what, this time Liu Haizhong is in the factory and the alley is completely rotten.

After all, no one would be with a person who likes to eat shit, even if he is the second uncle in the yard.

After chatting with Yan Laoxi for a few more words, Jiang Ming rode his bicycle to work in the factory as usual.

......

"Doctor, what's the matter?"

At this moment in the central hospital, the second aunt's face was full of worry.

After the eldest got married, he lost contact with his family and didn't care about them.

The second child is idle all day long, and until now he has neither a job nor a daughter-in-law.

And the third child is still young, unlearned and incompetent, and fights every day.

All in all, no one can rely on it.

Now, their family can all rely on Liu Haizhong's salary to live.

If something happened to him, the family would definitely be completely over.

"The patient just had a foreign body stuck in his esophagus, and he has been washed and lavaged just now, and he is out of danger. If you have time in the future, you still have to take him to the psychology department for a look."

Thinking of the scene of gastric lavage just now, the doctor's face turned pale for a while.

One can imagine what it would be like to wash out three catties of feces by gastric lavage.

At the same time, his esophagus was also filled with those filthy things, which made the little nurses couldn't help but spit it out.

After finally cleaning up, the doctor endured the nausea and 930 left the emergency room.

And the second aunt was relieved to hear the doctor said that Liu Haizhong was fine, but soon she was puzzled.

"Doctor, isn't our old Liu all right? Why do you need to go to the psychology department..."

Looking at the bewildered Second Aunt, the doctor was also a little speechless.

However, due to the duties of a medical practitioner, he still opened his mouth to explain.

"Because your husband likes to eat... that kind of food is essentially a mental illness. If you don't receive psychological treatment, things like today will happen from time to time in the future. Sooner or later , There will be serious problems with his body."

Second Aunt was also taken aback, nodded hastily and said.

"Okay, how about I register now?"

The doctor shook his head, then said.

"That's not urgent. Your husband has just cleaned his stomach, and there may be some problems in the future. You should go and pay the hospitalization fee first."

Second Aunt nodded, and turned her gaze to Liu Guangfu who was at the side.

"You look at your dad here, I'll go home to get the money first."

Since Liu Haizhong was still awake, he couldn't go to work naturally.

As a result, the money he promised Er Niu in the morning was not paid on time.

As a result, she found the security department again.

Xiao Li and the others naturally didn't know that Liu Haizhong was hospitalized because of eating shit.

While scolding Liu Haizhong for not being honest, he had to report the matter.

The result of the report is to let them do business, and now is the time to catch the typical.

The pests in the factory like Liu Haizhong are exactly what the factory wants to fight.

So Xiao Li and Da Fei took Er Niu to the police station and told the policeman Xiao Wang about the hooliganism in Liu Haizhong in the morning.

Looking at Erniu's 200-jin figure, although Xiao Wang couldn't believe that someone would molest her.

However, Xiao Li, Da Fei and Lao Ge, who burns the boiler in the factory, can testify for her.

There was no way, Xiao Wang could only bring two people to the courtyard.

......

"Ma Ma, what are you doing?"

Duoduo looked at Lin Wan who kept throwing wood at the stove, her big and beautiful black eyes were full of curiosity.

Lin Wan smiled softly, brushing the hair on her forehead (bded).

"Mom is smoking the meat. After the meat is smoked, the taste will be even better."

Although Duo Duo didn't understand what bacon was, she also knew that cooking the meat would make it more delicious, so she also had a burst of joy on her little face.

"Then hurry up, Mama, Dodo wants to eat meat."

Seeing her daughter's cute appearance, Lin Wan couldn't help scratching her little nose.

"Little greedy cat, stay away first, and don't choke you later."

Duo Duo was very obedient, and immediately took two steps back with her short legs.

"Mama, shall I go and play with Xiao Huang?"

"go Go."

With Lin Wan's consent, Dodo walked out of the house on short legs.