Kotokai Izumi rubbed his sleepy eyes, sat up slowly, turned his head subconsciously, and found that Yuihama Yui had been sitting beside her playing with her mobile phone, while Yukinoshita Yukino was sitting in the kotatsu, using her mobile phone Looking at the e-book.
After hearing the movement from Izumi Kotokai's side, Yuigahama Yui, who was sitting next to Izumi Kotokai, smiled and said:
"Qinhai, good morning!"
After Yukinoshita Yukino saw that Hequan Qinhai had woken up, she also put down the phone in her hand, and said in a flat tone:
"Yuki, what you said is wrong. It should not be good morning, but good noon. After all, whether it is the current time, 11 o'clock, or 12 o'clock in an hour later, it is noon time. It's really inappropriate to use good morning."
After correcting Yuigahama Yui, the literary girl Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Izumi Kotokai with a smirk at the corner of her mouth. Her tone seemed to be as flat as before, but there seemed to be some changes:
"Again, if you can sleep until now, are you planning to enter hibernation early?"
The thick-skinned Izumi Kotokai didn't care about Yukinoshita Yukino's complaints at all, but shrugged and said with a smile:
"Hmph, that's right, I'm still in the stage of adapting to hibernation. In a few days, I will officially enter the hibernation stage and sleep until next spring. During this period, you and Yui will feed me , Feed me water, bathe me every day, help me change clothes, and take good care of my big and small things in life."
"I, I can take care of Qinhai and you alone..." Yuigahama Yui whispered with a blushing face.
"Why is your focus here?"
Yukinoshita Yukino unceremoniously complained about Yuigahama Yui, then moved her wrist, and there was a bit of viciousness in the plain tone:
"Since you want to do this, then I'll beat you into a vegetable first, so that I can take care of you for the rest of my life."
Hequan Qinhai hurriedly pulled up the quilt in front of him, then carefully poked out a small head, and stuck out his cute little tongue at Yukinoshita Yukino:
"Are you a woman with violent tendencies?!"
"Xiaoxue, you can't treat Kotokai like this." Yuigahama Yui will always stand by Izumi Kotokai's side.
Looking at Izumi Kotokai and Yuigahama Yui's husband and wife, Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly felt sour in her heart, and the sourness in her heart immediately made her not want to continue chatting with the two of them.
To be precise, Yukinoshita Yukino didn't want to chat with Izumi Kotokai who had Yuigahama Yui by her side. If there was only Izumi Kotokai, Yukinoshita Yukino felt that she could chat with Kotokai all day without getting bored.
Yukino Yukino is a girl who doesn't like to talk, but she feels that chatting with Qin Hai has a very comfortable feeling, as if no matter how long the chat is, she will never feel bored or tired.
"If I had any tendency to violence, I would have knocked you to the ground and beat you."
Yukinoshita Yukino snorted coldly at Izumi Qinhai, then continued to read the e-book with her head down.
"You are not cute at all~"
Hequan Qinhai teased in a low voice, but before he finished speaking, Yukinoshita Yukino glared viciously at him.
"Hey hey hey..."
Izumi Kotokai shrank her neck, smiled coquettishly, then hid behind Yuigahama Yui, hugged Yuigahama Yui's waist from behind, and rubbed her small head against Yuigahama Yui's back, pitifully coquettishly said:
"Yui, woo woo woo... I was slapped by Yukino, maybe she will jump over and beat me up in the next second, you must protect me!"
"I will definitely protect you!"
Yuigahama Yui nodded vigorously, and protected Izumi Kotokai behind her, because she really took Kotokai's words seriously.
Yui believed whatever Qin Hai said.
As for Yukinoshita Yukino, who was sitting not far away reading an e-book, although she looked calm on the outside, as if she was immersed in reading, she didn't want to talk to the two of them at all, but she was already jealous in her heart:
——Don't use me as a condiment for you two to show your affection! ! !
……
After Hequan Qinhai finished washing and came out of the bathroom, Yukinoshita Yukino put down the phone in his hand and stopped reading e-books.Although I didn't look at it much just now, all my attention was on Qin Hai...
Closer to home, Yukinoshita Yukino put down her phone, stood up from the kotatsu, and said:
"Okay, let's go to lunch."
"Okay, where are we going for lunch today?" Yuigahama Yui looked at Izumi Kotokai and asked.
Yuigahama Yui, who has no opinion, is very used to relying on Izumi Kotokai at such times.
However, today's Izumi Qinhai is destined to be unable to go to lunch with the two of them; after all, before going to bed at five o'clock in the morning, she promised Lingren Jixiang that she would go to her today.
The reason why I stayed in the bathroom for so long just now was not only because of washing my face, but also thinking about the reason for leaving alone later while washing.
Originally, Izumi Kotokai still had a bit of a headache thinking about this reason. After all, the reason he came up with was not only for Yuigahama Yui, but also for Yukinoshita Yukino.
If it's just for Yuihama Yui, Izumi Kotokai might not even bother to use his brain, just find a similar reason from the previous ones, and then change it a little bit, or even change it without changing it, just keep it intact Tell Yui without moving.
In the final analysis, the reason why Hequan Qinhai dared to do this was because Yubihama Yui always trusted Hequan Qinhai unconditionally, and she believed whatever Hequan Qinhai said.
For example, Izumi Kotokai said that he had seen a flying saucer when he was a child and had friendly exchanges with aliens, so Yuihama Yui would really believe that Kotokai had seen a flying saucer and communicated with aliens when he was a child, and because of this He has a deeper feeling of admiration for Qin Hai.
But if it's Yukinoshita Yukino...
Although Yukinoshita Yukino also believed in Izumi Kotokai, but unlike Yui, Yukino was... very smart.
At least that kind of perfunctory, fake reason, maybe Yukinoshita Yukino has already heard that the reason is fake before Hequan Qinhai finished talking.
In this way, in order to come up with a reason for Yukino and Yui to believe at the same time, Izumi Qinhai just meditated in front of the mirror for several minutes in the bathroom.
Until, she suddenly thought of someone!
If she is used as the reason, then no matter Yukinoshita Yukino or Yuigahama Yui, they will definitely believe it!
A perfect reason soon took shape in Hequan Qinhai's mind.
After taking shape, she still did not forget to say complacently: "Fortunately, I am in Kyoto now. If I were in another city, this reason would not work."
After simply organizing the language for this reason and making some preparations on the phone, Hequan Qinhai walked out of the bathroom.
Facing Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui, she asked herself where to eat at noon today?Hequan Qinhai was not in a hurry to explain the reason, but first pretended to think about where to eat lunch, and said:
"Let me think about it, I want to eat roast duck today..."
At this moment, the time came and Hequan Qinhai had calculated it and set the time on the phone.
"If those two words hadn't trembled, I wouldn't have noticed, and I felt uncomfortable. How to say it, it's just a breakup."
Hequan Qinhai's cell phone ringtone, Eason Chan's "Ten Years" rang on time at this time.
Timed playback is definitely one of the greatest inventions in human history!
Hequan Qinhai shouted excitedly in his heart, but his face showed no excitement at all, as if he had a poker face, at first he looked calm, but after hearing the ringtone of his mobile phone, he showed a strange look, as if he was curious about who phone call?
In fact, no one called at all.
The scheduled playback is not the phone ringtone, but Hequan Qinhai clicked on "Ten Years" on the music software in advance and set the scheduled playback.
"Sorry, I'm going to answer the phone."
Hequan Qinhai said lightly, not in a hurry to take out the mobile phone in front of Yukino and Yui, but when he turned around and walked towards the window, he took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and the angle at this moment was just right for Yukino He Yuyi saw the back of Qin Hai's phone.
At the same time, Hequan Qinhai also calculated the distance, starting from where he was standing just now, and walked to the window, the distance formed in this way was just right.
When I pretend to answer the phone, relying on this just right distance, I can speak in a low voice, and let Yukino and Yui faintly hear it, and at the same time, I won't let them see The wallpaper is displayed on the screen of your mobile phone instead of the call interface.
All of Hequan Qinhai's computing power was used in this area...
After taking out the mobile phone, Izumi Qinhai quickly pressed the pause button, and kept the voice low so that Yukino and Yui could just faintly hear it.
"Hey, Third Uncle, what's the matter? Ah! What? Yuyu, she is... really disgusting, hit! Hit hard! Hit to death! If I was beside me, ten rolling pins would have been broken by now Yes! What? She still wants me to go there, she doesn't think I can speak for her after I go there, does she?
If I don't beat her to death today, I'll be sorry for her sister who has yelled at me so many times since she was a child!
Fortunately, I have been teaching her by example since I was a child, to be a good child who is civilized, polite, inquisitive, knowledgeable, friendly to others, and dedicated to emotions. It seems that I did not take my education to her seriously at all. what!
Third Uncle, don't worry, I'll be over right away, you let Third Aunt take a break, and you can hear her rolling the rolling pin into a lightning whirlwind through the phone.
Remember to hit the right spot, only the buttocks, don't hit other places. If you hit other places and it is damaged, you have to be sent to the hospital. "
After Hequan Qinhai's earnest instructions, he first put down the phone, then pretended to turn sideways unintentionally, deliberately letting Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui see his side face, and after feeling the eyes of Yukino and Yui Only then did Qin Hai sigh heavily.
Then, not forgetting to grin his teeth infused with soul, he muttered to himself:
"Yuyu has really grown up, heh, she's not so tall, but she has become more courageous. It's a good thing that she is a girl who can do such a thing!"
This sigh, this soliloquy, contained hatred for the cousin, as well as surprise and anger at what the cousin had done.
In an instant, the image of a mature, stable and responsible sister appeared on Hequan Qinhai's face.
"Qinhai, what did Yuyu do?" Yuigahama Yui asked.
After eating a meal from the third uncle and third aunt's house, Izumi Yuyu called her sister-in-law when she saw herself, which also made Yubihama Yui very impressed with Izumi Yuyu. After hearing what Izumi Qinhai said on the phone just now, Naturally, I was curious what happened?
Yukinoshita Yukino was curious, but kept silent.She only knew that Yuyu was Hequan Qinhai's cousin, but because she had never met, she felt that she had no say in this matter, so she kept quiet and was ready to listen to the next conversation between Qinhai and Yui.
Hequan Qinhai didn't answer immediately, but was silent for a while, as if he was considering whether to speak out?
Seeing this, Yuihama Yui quickly said in a very sensible way:
"If you can't say it, then forget it, but it sounds like you need to go there. When will you go? Do you need me to go with you?"
Hequan Qinhai shook his head at this moment, and said lightly:
"No need, Yuyu is still in adolescence after all, it's time to save face, it's okay if I go, if you go with me, she will definitely feel ashamed in front of her sister's friends. As for what happened thing……"
When Hequan Qinhai said this, he deliberately paused for a while, and then said slowly:
"Yuyu...she has a crush on a girl in her class at school, but don't look at her carefree, in fact, she is very shy in front of the person she has a crush on, and has never dared to confess to the little girl, and has been hiding it in her heart Feel bad again.
So, during the swimming class at school the day before yesterday, she took advantage of the little girl changing into her swimsuit and warming up by the pool, quietly went back to the dressing room, and stole the little girl's 'underwear'. "
He Quan Qinhai said without blushing, and at the end, in order to make it sound more realistic, he added another sentence:
"Both the upper and the lower ones have been stolen. It's really too frenzied. At least one is left for the little girl. When I do this kind of thing, I know how to keep...cough cough! The key is to take it away, take it away, Yuyu searched the price of these two 'underwear' in a desperate manner? Then she put the money in the little girl's locker!
In the end, she found that there was not enough money in her wallet, and she thought that her wallet was quite valuable, so she even put the money and wallet in the little girl's locker!
Just by listening to this description, I can already imagine the scene at that time. The little girl returned to the locker room after taking swimming lessons. After taking a bath, she was about to change clothes, but when she opened the locker, she found the 'underwear' Both were gone, replaced by a familiar-looking wallet.
This is not considered "thieves have the right way" anymore, after the fuck is stolen, you still don't forget to leave a mark to provoke!
The little girl was frightened by Yuyu's actions on the spot, and when she found out that the wallet belonged to Yuyu, she wept and complained to her parents.
No, her parents took her to find her third uncle and third aunt today, she scolded Yuyu all over her face, and she left after three hours of scolding, Yuyu is currently being whipped by my third uncle and third aunt Woolen cloth.
My third aunt was so angry that she had a rolling pin in her left hand and a rolling pin in her right hand. She almost swung the two rolling pins into a lightning whirlwind and a thunderbolt. "
Izumi Kotokai shrugged, and vividly told Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui the dark history she had just made up for Izumi Yuyu.
Hequan Qinhai is very talented in telling stories, and he was stunned by Yukinoshita Yukino and Yuigahama Yui.
Yubihama Yui was the most surprised. She didn't expect Hequan Yuyu to do such a thing? !
It was almost the end of the speech, and Hequan Qinhai changed the subject and said quietly:
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