Pokémon Dreamer

As the stereo was turned on, the "Club Song" was played, which was composed of the calls of various feline Pokémon, with a passionate and cadenced tune.

It's just that on the other side, Liang Yin, who was listening to the opening song, looked even weirder——

Because, even with the melody alone, that song can definitely be called a superior work.

But the "lyrics" sung made someone who could understand Pokémon's language dumbfounded.

"It's annoying, it's annoying, my tail is bald...don't step on my tail anymore!"

"My trainer must have another cat, I'm going to 'catch' tonight!"

"When will dinner be served? I'm starving to death! I'm so hungry, so hungry, so hungry!"

"Wow, that Roentgen cat is so pretty! Is it looking at Lun's house? It's shy, so shy."

From this information, it can be deduced a little that the scene of "Dancing Demons" was recorded when this "Club Song" was recorded.

After all, human beings can't understand the language of Pokémon, and they only need their pitch to be correct, so it doesn't matter whether their lyrics sing "Feng Hua Xue Yue" or "What to eat tonight"?

The language barrier, at this moment, may be the best beautification filter in the world.

Chapter 66 The First Session Begins

The atmosphere of the audience was aroused by the club song at the opening ceremony. A host with a masquerade mask on the left half of his face announced with a microphone:

"The seventh 'Best Cat' selection contest is about to begin. Before that, let us welcome the previous 'Best Cat' and its trainer to give a few words of experience to the contestants this time..."

As soon as the words fell, all the spotlights converged towards the very center of the venue, and everyone present couldn't help looking at that spot.

However, a shocking scene happened. It seemed that something happened temporarily. The focus of the venue was still empty, with neither Pokémon nor people appearing.

Ma Huanla masked host eagerly asked the situation in a low voice into the walkie-talkie. In less than a minute, he put on an awkward but polite smile again, and explained to everyone:

"Gentlemen and ladies, I'm sorry, because of a small accident, we just learned that the last "best cat" Charm Meow has evolved into Dong Shi Meow, and that little guy can't accept his own evolution for a while. The contrast at the end, so I don't want to meet people... So let's skip this part for now and go directly to the first part of the competition!"

Hearing this explanation, some of the audience who came for the "best cat" in the previous competition let out bursts of sighs, but the host obviously has a lot of experience in dealing with emergencies, and he just said a few words, and he Soothe their emotions and direct their attention to the next part of the game.

In the contestant channel, Liang Yin, who was paying attention to the situation outside the arena, had an impression of the Charming Meow Pokémon—it was generally a well-proportioned individual with an elegant posture, and its blue agate-like eyes had the power to confuse people's hearts. But at the tip of the tail hooped like a spring, a tuft of fluffy and gradual fluff like clouds exploded, which is indeed worthy of the racial name "charming cat".

It's just that when Charming Meow evolves, it will change from a "slim and innocent girl" to a "vulgar market aunt".Although the evolved Dongshi Meow has a beautiful fur that is better than cotton wool, its fat and heavy torso and carrot-shaped limbs are irreparable flaws, and its personality will become more perverse and shameless—it is also worthy of The name "Dong Shi".

"Besides, if I remember correctly, there is a charming cat in Meow Miao's love partner in the future, right?" Liang Yin looked at Meow Miao who was standing in front of Kojiro, who was wiping his little gold coin, "In order to be with that cat Charming Meow eloped, Meow Meow even quit Team Rocket's trio, and even got the "limited-time move" Love's Crazy Crazy Catch, one hit five, Musashi's rice spoon snake, ancient giant fly, Ash's flame monkey, Mu Keying and Xiaoguang's Pokkisi instantly killed..."

However, in the end, Kojiro's "power of evolution" played a role again, allowing Fang Cage to use a seed machine gun to evolve Charming Cat.

At this point, Miaomiao's relationship is over, it comes as quickly as a tornado, and goes away as quickly as an ebb tide—it's you, Miaomiao.

"Look at me, meow?" Miaomiao felt that Liang Yin's gaze was always on her, and turned around to ask with a strange expression.

Liang Yin immediately put on a respectful expression: "Meow, your potential is indeed infinite."

……

The first session, which was called "superficial" by Zeraola, started under the eyes of everyone.

"Contestant No. [-], Little Cat Monster!" The host obviously has a lot of research on feline Pokémon, and the information about the participating Pokémon is just like a chatter, and he said it easily, "Little Cat Monster, Flash Pokémon, electric property. When moving the body, the stretching and contracting of the muscles will generate electricity, and when danger is detected, the body hair of the whole body will emit a fierce light, so as to escape in time before the opponent's eyes can adapt."

The little cat monster who refused to take the initiative to poke his head from the player passage was carried to the front of the stage by its trainer.

This shy little blue beast covered its face with its front paws, it seemed that it was not used to the spotlight scene, whimpering "button" in its throat, the four-pointed star on its tail flickered and flickered Bright light.

"The tail is slender, and the star at the end is shining. It will definitely evolve into a mighty Roentgen cat in the future." The male judge wearing half of the Roentgen cat mask held up a 9-point card and chuckled. There is no partiality."

"The body structure is well-proportioned, but a bit thin." The female judge wearing half of the mask of the tail cat held up a 7-point card, "Are you usually picky eaters?"

"Small short legs are very cute. Judging by the color of the heels, she is still a shy girl." The female judge wearing half of the Super Miaomiao raised an 8-point card.

"Trainer, next time please remove the claws of the cat monster from its face, I don't know how to see through eyes," the female judge wearing half of the cool leopard mask held up a 6-point card, "Look at this time I give it a passing grade for the kid's cute yellow quadruple inner ear."

Wearing half of the mask of the cat boss, the man in the backlight stared at the kitten under the stage without saying a word for a long time, and finally raised a 6-point card.

"Because the cat monster was brought up by the trainer, I couldn't see the child's walking posture, so I gave 3 points." The man wearing half of the blazing roaring tiger mask raised a 3-point card.

"..."

Each judge has his own scoring direction, so the numerical gap between the six scores seems a bit uneven.

But each link is calculated at the end of the total score ranking, so this scoring setting may also be intentional by the organizer.

"Contestant No. 9, the total score of the little cat monster is 7 plus 8 plus 6 plus 6 plus 3 plus 39, which is equal to [-] points. Although the results of the first part are quite satisfactory, we hope that our cute little cat monster can score in the second round." Let’s shine in this link!” The host of Ma Huan pulled the mask very emotionally, and just talked about the second link without mentioning the third link, “Now, this trainer can take your Pokémon are waiting in the waiting room."

……

"Xiaojiro, I'm a little nervous, meow, take a quick look, is there anything I haven't taken care of?" Meow turned around in front of Xiaojiro.

Kojiro comforted him helplessly: "Relax meow, you have to believe in yourself, we combed your hair meticulously this morning, now you are not only the little gold coins on your head, but your whole body is shining... "

During the conversation, several players went to the waiting room, and most of their scores hovered around 40 points.

"Contestant No. [-], Boss Cat!"

As the host's voice sounded, in the contestant channel on the other side, a proud cat boss walked out slowly with graceful catwalks. The ruby ​​embedded in his forehead seemed to be dotted between the eyebrows of a classic beauty. The beauty mark reveals its temperament that can be seen from a distance but not played with.

Surprisingly, however, there is no Trainer by its side.

"This contestant is the Pokémon of our 'Cat Boss' judges, so in order to avoid suspicion, this round of his rating will be temporarily replaced by me, 'Ma Huan La'."

Knowing exactly what everyone was wondering about, the host immediately explained.

The man with the cat boss mask also stood up from his seat, bowed, and sat down again.

"Xiaojiro, that's the cat boss next to the boss, meow!" Miaomiao was taken aback, and quickly tugged at the corner of Kojiro's trousers, "In other words, the judge wearing the cat boss mask turned out to be the boss, meow!"

Chapter 67 The Cat Boss and Meow Leader

Seeing this scene, Liang Yin couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

At that time, he did recognize the "Cat Boss" judge on the judge's platform as Sakagi, but he really didn't expect him to participate in this competition.

Because at that time, Liang Yinyou, with the help of Musashi and Kojiro, collected some information about the Cat Club after he stumbled on the "100 million union currency liquidated damages"—of course, after a while, he wanted to find it The reason behind such a huge energy is naturally impossible, but if you just inquire about some normal news, it is not difficult.

For example, Liang Yin knew that the members of the Cat Club were divided into ordinary members and senior members.

Ordinary members can join as long as they pass a series of evaluations, and after joining, they can enjoy extremely generous discounts and benefits, and get to know people from all walks of life who are also "cat lovers".

But while enjoying rights, ordinary members naturally also need to bear corresponding obligations, and participating in the annual "Best Cat" selection contest is one of them, otherwise they will face huge liquidated damages claims—a certain person who does not want to disclose The king of the island named after him comes to the competition every year from the Alola region like ducks being driven off the shelves.

As for why not cancel the membership?Of course, it was because they also had to pay a large withdrawal fee!A certain island king touched his meager wallet, and thought about the Pokémon food that could be purchased at member prices.

And if you make a certain contribution to the club, you can be promoted from an ordinary member to a senior member. While enjoying more favorable resources, you don't have to participate in the annual "Best Cat" selection contest. You only need to compete with other senior members It is enough to take turns being the judges of the competition-and this should be the case for Sakagi. For him, the Cat Club should be just a platform where he can use contacts and resources, similar to the existence of the upper-class "social dance party".

Just why, as a senior member, he chose to participate in this competition in person?Was there any prize that attracted him?

Liang Yin wanted to know, so did Kojiro and Miaomiao (Musashi was in the auditorium) next to him, and so did a certain lazy uncle hiding in the corner playing Kendama.

"The cat boss, Siamese cat Pokémon, the evolution of Meow Meow, is a general attribute. The body muscles are flexible and can walk without making footsteps, and the powerful explosive power can catch prey in an instant," the host of "Ma Huan La" introduced as usual After reviewing the basic information of the cat boss, "It is worth noting that even if it does not use eyes, it can sense the flow of air with its six tall and straight whiskers to judge the surrounding situation."

The cat boss proudly showed himself—full of explosive muscles, a perfectly proportioned figure, aloof and elegant facial features, and smooth, solid-colored fur.

I have to say that Sakagi really bred it very well, and it is a very handsome big cat from any angle.

In the contestant tunnel, Miaomiao pursed her lips in disbelief: "Is this some kind of stunt to be proud of? I can also walk without eyes, meow."

"This cat boss is a blow to the former contestant's Pokémon." Liang Yin shook his head and said with a complex expression.

Sure enough, Sakagi's cat boss got a super high score of 54 points, ranking first, pulling No.2 by several points.

Two of the six judges gave 10 points, three gave 9 points, and one only gave 7 points.

The judge of "Blazing and Roaring Tiger" was the one who gave 7 points, and the reason he gave was: "This cat boss shows strength, lacks momentum, and more importantly, it doesn't have big muscles, so my evaluation is Not as good as the number one blazing roaring tiger in my universe."

Sakagi: "..." I'm too lazy to argue with the muscular idiot.

Liang Yin also looked worriedly at Zeraora who was sitting beside him.

Although in his aesthetics, he firmly believes that his big black cat is handsome, cool and beautiful.

But it has neither a slender tail nor strong muscles, so the situation is very unfavorable to it.

Zeraora felt that Liang Yin was staring at it again, thinking that the human's hands were itchy again after not touching it for a while, so she sighed softly without leaving any traces, so she stretched out her paws and touched it like before. to the opponent's palm.

The "flattered" Liang Yin was a little surprised: Zeraola fell in love with massage pads?

……

"Contestant No. [-] is also the boss cat!" The host of "Ma Yula" glanced at the cardboard prompt card in his hand and exclaimed, "Compared to contestant No. [-], this boss cat What kind of performance will the players have? Please invite player No. [-] and its trainer to play!"

Liang Yin's first reaction was to look back, only to see that Merdan was still concentrating on playing with his kendama, and only when he heard that the next contestant was also the boss of the cat, did he have a hint of interest in his eyes.

It seems that the order of playing is next to Sakagi's cat boss, which can be called a needlepoint, not Merdan's Alola cat boss...

It's also an elegant cat boss, but compared to Sakagi's "low-key hunter", it doesn't even have a restrained murderous look on it, and it doesn't look like a guy who has experienced any Pokémon battles. On the contrary, it is more like a pampered domestic cat, not aggressive at all.

Hey wait, contestant No. [-] looks whiter and brighter, and more importantly, its inner ears are pink and tender, not the beige color of ordinary cat bosses.

It's a flashy cat boss!Liang Yin soon realized this.

"Oh, oh, the cat boss of contestant No. [-] turned out to be an extremely rare Pokémon of different colors!" The host of "Ma Yula" was also well-informed, and quickly shouted into the microphone, "Gentlemen and ladies , different from the strength and explosiveness of player No. [-], player No. [-] is soft and gentle, which makes people want to fall into its arms!"

He was kneading the plump blue meat pad of his electric cat, Liang Yin heard the host's explanation, and unconsciously looked at the milky white belly of the cat boss - it really looked soft and bouncy, if It must be nice to sleep on.

Strength deduces "eat what is in the bowl and look at what is in the pot".

In the end, contestant No. 45 got a high score of [-]. Although it was still a long way behind Sakagi's cat boss, he was much better than other contestants and currently ranked second.

"Contestant No. [-], Boss Cat!"

When the host read out the name of the next contestant, the audience was in an uproar again.

After all, there have been three cat bosses in a row, which is too coincidental. It's hard not to make people suspect that it is the effect of the program specially arranged by the organizer.

However, at this time the host of "Ma Yula" changed his voice: "Sorry, I mispronounced it just now, contestant No. [-] is the leader of Meow!"

It turned out to be the boss of Meow—huh?Isn't that just another way of saying it?

Liang Yin: ... Isn't that still the cat boss?

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