Dragging the wolf smoke with his head crouched in defense, Chen Bei came to the cafeteria of the cottage surrounded by a group of little monsters.
Before the meal was officially served, the three little demons who were helping in the kitchen were bouncing around, with plates on their heads, and kept putting vegetables on the table.
The servings are large, so the plates on which the dishes are served are also large.In the nearby kitchen, Zhu Yunwen's voice can still be heard:
Don't steal Xiaogui!It's time for you to eat!
"I, I didn't steal it!"
"That's enough, that's enough! Serve this plate of meat, the third master will be in the cafeteria soon, ready to serve dinner!"
"Hu! Hu! Hu!"
"Dinner! Dinner!"
"Food! Rice! Rice!"
After hearing Zhu Yunwen's "dinner", they came in with Chen Bei, and the little monsters who had finally calmed down started shouting again.
The class concept of animals is stronger than that of monsters, at least for group animals, they dare not go to the group leader when eating.
But after cultivating to become monsters, most of the monsters lost the strict class concept of their animal period——
The group of monsters is closer to the primitive social model of human beings.There is only division of labor, and no clear status.
Only a small number of "highly developed" demon tribes have the concept of "class". They pick up the things from the animal age that they discarded after turning into demons, optimize them, and become a social model closer to the modern human race.
Businessmen, ruling class, officials, civilians.
But in view of the "nature" of the monster race, even in such a monster race society, the class concept of the monster race is still much weaker than that of the human race.
Therefore, there are quite a few human races in this world who like monsters, love to deal with monsters, and even live in the society of monsters.
For example, Tie Yu's mother's Luo Yu City is one of the largest demon tribe communities in the world, with a permanent population of 300 million, which can already be called a "country".
Fallen Feather City is composed of three cities located on different hills, and the cities are connected by an "island chain": a kind of aerial islands in the air, connected by huge vines.
Tie Yun is the lord of Luoyu City, also known as "Supreme".But she doesn't actually manage much, the operation of the entire city is actually in charge of the Luoyu City cabinet.
Of course, as the leader of Luoyu City, Yaozu Xeon, one of the only Seven Immortals in the mortal world, she is still at the helm of the city's development.
However, even though her status was so important, Tie Yun didn't go back at this moment, she was still in Chen Bei's cottage, and judging by her appearance, it is estimated that she would not be able to go back in a short time.
As for the reason for not rushing back?
Be lazy, what else can you do.
"Yu'er, are you back?"
"mother!"
Another barbarian king collided, and the collision was a stormy sea. Chen Bei, who was watching from the side, yelled "Turtle Turtle" in his heart.
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Turtle, this figure is really good!
"Cough cough!"
Chen Bei coughed twice, and sat down on his royal throne, coughing to make him feel more present.
Before this, Brother Hou was sitting on this seat, but now, Brother Hou was placed on the head by Chen Bei.
The top of Chen Bei's head and neck is the "supreme throne" that the little demons dream of, but only the best, or the most favored, or the heroes who have made great contributions in the cottage are eligible to sit in that position.
Undoubtedly, Brother Hou has nothing to do with Yisan. He can sit on Chen Bei's head simply because he is favored.
However, as a "general" who is a level above the lieutenant generals and little monsters, it is only natural for Brother Monkey to sit in this position.
The monkey brother and the roe sister, now we have to add Charlotte, who is the strongest under the three big monsters in the village!
"Zhu Yunwen! Zhu Yunwen, Zhu Yunwen!"
"Why haven't you come yet? Hurry up!"
Chen Bei yelled in his loud voice, clutching the tweezers in his hands, and kept beating on the table made of stone slabs.
"Let's eat—!"
Accompanied by the sound of Zhu Yunwen being dragged for a long time, and the huge soup pot in his hand, the collective lunch time of Huihuifeng cottage began.
"Don't play with your phone while eating, right? Big boss?"
Although it hasn't been long since he touched a mobile phone, Zhu Yunwen has already mastered the skills that all parents know.
"I'm doing traffic, what do you know!" The rebellious giant Chen Bei began to give a justification for his behavior:
"The more traffic, the more income. Although the money we earn over there is all for that boy Wang Cheng, but doesn't he buy us everything we want?"
"I have already registered my official account of Chen Bei, the head of Huifeng Mountain, on several platforms, and verified my real name. What about you?"
Chen Bei tapped the screen with both hands, chewing on the braised pork that the monkey brother fed him with fast food, and asked Zhu Yunwen across the dining table.
That's why the monkey brother can sit on Chen Bei's head, because he is flexible in his hands and feet and can feed Chen Bei.
"Register early." Zhu Yunwen stuffed a ball of beef into his mouth, and he fell in love with the taste of beef after being robbed of his love by the bull demon.
"I already have 100 million followers, and I have an account on the Puji Puji platform. What about you, the boss?"
Chen Bei's finger tapping the screen froze, and he didn't answer, but silently chewed the food in his mouth.
"Big, big king, again, again, what should I eat again?"
Brother Monkey stammered and asked Chen Bei, but Chen Bei still didn't answer, just pointed to the beef on the table with his finger.
Chen Bei only has 50 fans, and the three platforms add up to 50.
He didn't know why, it was obvious that he was the most diligent of all the monsters in the cottage.
Zhu Yunwen's single platform is 100 million, Tieyu's multi-platform is 3000 million, Tieyun's multi-platform is 4000 million, and Xia Luo's single platform is 500 million.
Not to mention the Big Three, he recognizes the aesthetic difference, but, but Zhu Yunwen's single platform is 100 million?
Fake!It must be fake!Fake fans bought with money!Zombie fans!
"By the way, why is the Internet page over there black today?"
Unwilling to accept the facts, Chen Bei began to change the subject, to the main black tone of the live broadcast room and various social software.
"Oh, it seems that some kind of character died?" Zhu Yunwen continued to stuff the beef into his mouth. "It's a big deal, I heard."
He also occasionally eats a little pork, even though it was his former compatriots.
"Who?"
"Stop, I think we'd better skip this topic, this kind of alien thing has nothing to do with us."
Chen Bei was silent again, because he couldn't change the subject because he couldn't talk about it.
So, he could only eat in silence.
"By the way, you haven't said how many fans you have, Master?"
At this moment, Zhu Yunwen's high EQ seemed to have ceased to exist. He continued to chase after him, returned to the original topic, and asked questions.
"50."
"That's great! The head of the family, 50 is not bad!"
"By the way, what is this real-name authentication account, and what is it for?"
Ms. Tie Yun, who was offline for a while, also connected back to the server at this moment. As a 100% pure native, she also joined this topic.
===112 Chen Bei who is not even a supporting role===
, huh, there are too many protagonists
"It's nothing, just to prove that you are you." As the only modern person present, and also a modern person from a society with highly advanced technology, Chen Bei took the role of explainer as a matter of course.
Although the technology of the Cadia people is also very advanced, but the technology tree of the Cadia people is rather strange. Rather than saying that Cadia is a technological world, it is better to say that it is a "fantasy" world.
"Ah?" Tie Yun, Tie Yu's mother, could not quite understand Chen Bei's explanation, "Why should I prove that I am me?"
"How would I know."
Chen Bei didn't intend to explain too much on this issue, because once he wanted to explain it, he would need to spend a lot of words and explain a lot of extra knowledge. Chen Bei is not someone who likes to explain this and that to others.
Another person who can explain this problem is Charlotte, but he is now in the period of depression as a freed slave, and his spirit has been greatly traumatized by a series of encounters he has experienced before.
After all, a straight man in modern society with a normal heart, no special hobbies, and no hard life before time travel was directly tortured by another person of the same sex for a month after time travel.
If there is no psychological shadow or trauma, it can only be said that this person is really awesome.
But it was obvious that Charlotte was not so awesome, so he just bowed his head to eat silently.It hadn't been long since he joined the cottage, and no one comforted him during that period, but fortunately there were these cute monsters in the cottage that fit the aesthetics of modern people, so it still provided a lot of comfort for his battered heart.
In addition, Chen Bei's loud voice every day and the regular "cross talk show" of the three masters are actually just chatting and nonsense, which can also comfort his wounded heart a little.
Chen Bei is a representative figure of high scores and low abilities—strong is really strong, but stupid is also really stupid, so many things he does on weekdays are very mysterious to Charlotte, which makes people laugh.
"General Charlotte, are you still used to living in the cottage?"
Although Charlotte didn't want to talk or participate in the chat, Zhu Yunwen, a person with high EQ, didn't let him go, "Speaking of which, you also come from that, uh, technological society, right? Would you like to explain to Tie Yun Yaoxian what is Real-name authentication? And the characteristics of the earth's social network over there?"
As the man in the cottage who has the highest acceptance of modern society and the fastest speed.Zhu Yunwen is also very interested in that wonderful human society over there.As a senior charmer in the cottage, ah no, a charmer, Zhu Yunwen is often ridiculed by Chen Bei and the previous masters.
Speaking of which, in this regard, Chen Bei is quite similar to the previous big bosses.
It's a pity that it's been almost ten years since the head of the family left the cottage. The last time I had contact with them was three years ago, and I don't know when I will be able to come back again.
This is the case with the longevity species, who will not see each other for ten or twenty years at every turn, but they will not dilute their feelings like ordinary humans who do not see each other for just a few decades.
Of course, on the positive side, it means that the relationship will never be forgotten for thousands of years. If it is negative, it means that there is a contradiction, and it can also be remembered for 1000 years.
Just like Chen Bei 10 years later will still remember Cui... Bah, the Cadians 10 years later will still remember that someone cheated him of 10 yuan 500 years ago.
Although it is true that the relationship between longevity species is not easy as time goes by, it is also true that conflicts are not easy to disappear with time.Everything has a positive and a negative.
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Charlotte did not respond to Zhu Yunwen's question, and responded with silence.Just silently stuffing food into his mouth with tachyons.
"You said you're fine, why did you provoke him?"
At this time, Chen Bei, who had finally caught an opportunity, immediately started his guidance mode: "I have suffered so badly before. How can I have time to tell you about the customs and customs of Laoshizi's technological society right now!"
"If you want to know about this, ask Wang Cheng. He has a lot of time, and he is happy to explain to you the customs of the technological society."
"That's right, I was negligent, General Charlotte." Zhu Yunwen, who was instructed by Chen Bei, also reacted, apologized to Xia Luo, and then looked at Chen Bei again:
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