The Comprehensive Story of Hiki Valley Hachiman

"Mr. Biqigu, come on, let me comb your hair well."

Senior sister Xia Zhiqiu called me, and the front desk, who had been paying attention to us for a long time, looked at all this with a regretful expression, as if seeing a flower stuck in cow dung.

"Well, is it really okay? The two of us are here. After all, this place is quite close to our school. It is inevitable that some students from our school will come here to play. If they see us, there may be some rumors."

Sitting in front of the dressing table, Hikigaya told Kasumigaoka about his worries.That's why Biqigu looked for dating places online before.Because he didn't even want to have this "date" near the school.

"It's okay, I don't bother to deal with that kind of thing."

Xiazhiqiu Shiyu replied indifferently.

You don't care about me.Think about it, what if it spreads in the class: Hikigaya Hachiman actually dated that popular girl in school—Kasumigaoka Shiwa.

Then, there will definitely be all kinds of rumors flying around in the future, leading to constant troubles.For example:

"That autistic man was able to go on a date with Kasumigaoka-senpai, maybe he used some special means of not being able to see people!"

"That's right. Looking at that autistic man, I think he is not a good person. Maybe he has something to do with Kasumigaoka-senpai. He threatened Kasumigaoka-senpai to date him."

"Ah! So that's how it is. It's disgusting. Let's just say that he is not a good person, he is really a scum, a scum, why doesn't the school expel such a person?"

Rumors and rumors like this will probably spread everywhere.In the future, maybe there will be another subjugation group than Chigu Hachiman established. If this is the case, I will be considered famous.

Ah~ It gives me a headache just thinking about it.

However, maybe everyone's first reaction will be: "Huh? Hikigu Hachiman, who is he?" Maybe.

I might be a little unreasonable.

However, this is also the benefit of being a transparent person.Being a transparent person is not a bad thing, there are many good things.

Sure enough, my ability is the strongest.So, let's all be transparent.

"Okay. I can't think of someone who is more handsome than Mr. Qigu after dressing up."

Kasumigaoka-senpai's voice brought me back to reality, looking at me in the mirror of the dressing table, it was as if I was looking at another person.In the past three years, I have never felt that this person in front of me is so strange.

However, the still unchanged dead fish eyes showed that the person in the mirror was me.

"How about it? I used hairspray to suppress all your curled hair, combed it neatly, and changed you to a more youthful hairstyle. And match it with the clothes I chose for you, yes Don't you feel that your whole person has changed a lot?"

"Well, I feel that this is the other self in the parallel world who is present."

Bi Qigu said truthfully.

Putting on Xianchong's hairstyle is like being Xianchong. Sure enough, Xianchong is such a superficial thing.

......

"Actually, Hikigu-kun is very handsome. It's just that he doesn't seem to pay much attention to dressing himself, and that gloomy aura makes people not want to get close."

After walking out of the clothing store, Kasumigaoka-senpai gave me a teasing sermon.

"I didn't see how the front desk looked at you differently after I dressed up like this. Also, I noticed that there are a few girls on the road peeking at Mr. Biqigu."

"If you add that Hikigu-kun doesn't walk with his back on his back, and his body becomes a little bit straighter, so that he can get rid of his gloomy feeling, maybe he will become very popular!"

"Senior said they may not necessarily be peeking at me! Because Kasumigaoka-senpai is beside me, this should be just a kind of 'celebrity' effect. Because the senior is good enough, she was brought along with me Alright."

Chapter 34 The date with Kasumigaoka Shiwa is in progress ([-])

"Besides, I don't like to dress up. It's too troublesome. If I change myself to accommodate others, what I get is just a fake."

"What? Mr. Dead Fisheye is really boring. Boys who are too serious won't be liked by girls."

Is this sentence again?Girls are such an existence. For things that they cannot explain and understand, they will want to deny, and finally say: "Are you so serious? It's disgusting. I'm just joking." .

After that, they will no longer communicate with you, and will speak ill of you behind their backs, which may eventually cause you to be labeled as a boss by the entire group of girls.

The so-called girl doesn't care about your "sincerity", but wants to see something she wants to see and is happy to see.

Girls are a race who are only interested in handsome guys and try to develop impure relationships with them.In other words, my enemy.

And I also found a way to deal with them.Follow his will, please him, and trap him in a cage constructed by himself with fantasy.As long as that fantasy is not disillusioned, the girl will do what you say.

However, this is not what I want.This is just a way of joining if you can't beat it, and it will eventually backfire on yourself.

Therefore, I choose not to care, not to touch, so that I will not be affected.

What's wrong with chasing after the real thing.

It is precisely because there is a lack of such things as "real things" in the world that they are worth pursuing.

Grapes that cannot be eaten must be sour.

However, I don't need any fruit as sweet as a lie.I don't need a relationship full of false understandings and deceptions.

All I want are those sour grapes.Even if it is full of sourness, even if it is as bitter as coptis, even if it tastes like wax, even if it is extremely poisonous, even if it is like a castle in the air, even if it is just a fantasy, even if it is just looking forward to it is not allowed.

"Okay, then Hikigu-san, let's start a formal date."

It seems that my current look is in line with Kasumigaoka-senpai's wishes, and her tone clearly reveals a sense of joy.

I can feel the difference between Kasumigaoka-senpai and other girls, just like the perfect heroine created in some romance novels.

So, Kasumigaoka-senpai, what kind of grape do you have?

......

And after that, it was said to be an official date, but Kasumigaoka Shiwa was just wandering around meaninglessly.

Or, in fact, is meaningless wandering an important link between lovers?Listen to each other and wait for the relationship to heat up or something.

However, Kasumigaoka-senpai and I are not real lovers, we don't have any feelings to pour out, and we don't need to wait for our relationship to heat up.

"Well, Kasumigaoka-senpai, is there anything you want to go or do?"

I really can't bear to do some meaningless things, I asked Kasumigaoka-senpai like this.

If this continues, Kasumi Hill will not get the inspiration needed for writing, and the time to complete this task may be extended.

"I don't really have one right now, if I'm going to put it that way, the main thing right now is dating to find inspiration."

"Then can such a meaningless wandering find so-called inspiration?"

"I don't know, but I see that the male and female protagonists in other people's works hold hands like this, wandering around meaninglessly while going on dates."

"Ah~ then, Mr. Biqigu, do you want to hold hands?"

Kasumigaoka-senpai stretched out her white and slender slender hands unique to girls, and said to me provocatively.

This woman... is it this time, is she still making fun of me?

Uh... let's talk about what it feels like to hold a girl's hand.

"Oh, right."

Just when I hesitated, Kasumigaoka-senpai ran over as if she had discovered something.

"Here, Mr. Biqigu."

Kasumigaoka-senpai walked towards me with a cone-style ice cream in one hand, and suddenly handed me one, so I had no choice but to take it dumbfounded.

"It's said that dating is about eating ice cream."

Where did you hear that again.

Capitalists will only use some irrelevant things to tie it up with love for profit.Diamonds are a good example, now what is tied to dating?

"In that case, I'll give you the money."

With that said, I was about to take money out of my pocket.

"Mr. Biqigu, you really know how to say some unsightly things at the right time."

I could clearly feel Kasumigaoka-senpai's sigh.

"Well, my sister said that. When you're away from home, it's better not to let girls spend money as much as possible."

In this way, I used what Komachi said to support me.After all, what Komachi said was the truth to me.

"Then you really have a good sister, but her brother is surprisingly stupid. I don't know if my sister will feel tired."

Eh?What a coincidence, why does everyone say that.

"If you really want to treat guests, you can treat the lunch later."

That's right, it's waiting for me here.Xiazhiqiu-senpai is very calculating.

Do girls really like sweets?

Whether it's Komachi, or the Miura queen in the class, or Yubihama.Now even Kasumigaoka is interested in sweets. Sure enough, the "sweetness" that girls are born with comes from sugar?

......

After wandering around for a long time, I became hungry, and it happened to be around 11 o'clock, which was the time to have lunch.

Looking at Kasumigaoka-senpai who was thinking about something, I finally made up my mind and said the pass phrase:

"……What do you want to eat?"

"It will be all right!"

Out, appeared~!When asked what he would like to eat, he would only answer "anything is fine"~!

I have heard that girls will be graded according to the content of the proposals of boys.It's really pitiful to be a boy... But, please allow me to say something here.

If boys understand that they are not only picked by girls, but also picked by girls, it may be the secret of success.

I want to give you a word.

"When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you." (Nietzsche)

As I continued to walk the avenue, I kept thinking of good places to dine.

"If it's all right...how about 'Salia'?"

I don't know much about restaurants and the like, because I rarely go there.

"Salia" is one of the restaurants that I go to more and more recognized.After all, its cost performance is the highest, and it is the friendliest for the student party, especially for me.

"Mr. Biqigu, is it really good to go to such a cheap restaurant on your first date with a girl? Or did you choose this way because Biqigu wanted to treat you?"

As expected of Xia Zhiqiu senior sister, she said such words so openly, without giving the man any face at all.

However, compared to the kind of girls who are superficial and secretive, I am more willing to come into contact with such a straightforward personality.