Siheyuan: Grumpy Street Slipper, Daughter-in-Law Fatty

This guy Xu Damao turned out to be the same.

Bought a whole bunch of firecrackers.

They were disassembled one by one, packed in bags, squatted at the gate of the courtyard, lit and thrown to the side of the road one by one.

That crackling.

It's impossible to envy the bear kid next to him.

They all surrounded Xu Damao.

Watch him shoot.

If you can't play by yourself, it's fun to watch others play!

Almost all the children in the courtyard were there: Yan Jiekuang and Yan Jiefang from Yan Bugui's family, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu from Liu Haizhong, and Noble and Banggen from the front yard.

Other families do not buy firecrackers because of their limited conditions.

Liu Haizhong is different.

Firecrackers are prepared at home.

But that guy in Liu Haizhong is very eccentric. He dotes on his eldest son Liu Guangqi, beats and scolds the other two younger sons, and doesn't let them play with firecrackers.

Therefore, at this time, he could only look at Xu Damao enviously.

Xu Damao looked around proudly.

Said:

"Tell you!"

"It's nothing but firing a cannon."

"You know how we didn't play well when we were kids."

"At that time, Shazhu and I had just finished fighting, and while Shazhu was going to the toilet, I threw a firecracker into the cesspit, and it directly exploded his shit!"

"That kid, I still don't know who did it."

"After going back, he was severely punished by his old man, He Daqing!"

Seeing the brat next to him, he couldn't feel his own happiness at all, and Xu Damao also felt a little bored.

Look at the half bag of firecrackers in the bag.

"Here!"

"Take it and play with it."

This guy Xu Damao.

A rare act of kindness, he gave all the firecrackers in the bag to the brat next to him.

Both Liu Guangtian and Yan Jiefang are fifteen or sixteen years old.

The action is fast.

One grabbed them and ran away.

If there are a few small ones left, we can only divide a little less.

Finally, when it was time to get to the sticks, there was nothing in the bag. Seeing this, Xu Damao took out a pair of kicks from his pocket and kicked it.

Shove sticks to:

"Give you a big fun, don't tell others."

"This is powerful, be careful."

Stick stick kicked away with two feet.

Didn't see it, Xu Damao from behind looked at the back of the stick and showed a meaningful smile.

Soon.

Inside and outside the courtyard.

There was a "cracking" firecracker sound.

Occasionally, adults scolded in the courtyard.

Nobody cares.

night.

It's almost eight o'clock.

Yi Zhonghai rushed into the dry toilet outside the courtyard, clutching his stomach.

I still have a flashlight in my hand. After all, this is a dry toilet outside, and everyone's quality is not that high.

There are pits in the dry toilets.

If everyone didn't aim.

It is also common to leave it in the tunnel.

It was a big night, and it was winter again, and there was no one in the dry toilet.

Yi Zhonghai took a picture with a flashlight.

Angrily yelled:

"Which immoral fellow with smoke, actually did such an immoral thing!"

original.

In this dry toilet.

On the edge of each tunnel, some vicious guy smeared the place where the feet stepped on the edge of the tunnel.

Isn't this a scam? It's probably done by a brat.

Yi Zhonghai searched around.

Ended up squatting by the pit closest to the septic tank.

I don't know if I can't find the material, but the edge of the pit has not been painted.

It’s just that this pit is close to the septic tank. I don’t know if it’s because it’s too humid, and the places where the footsteps are next to it are all broken.....

Squatting is a little unstable.

Yi Zhonghai squatted down carefully cursing, and turned off the flashlight.

Also save some electricity.

But he didn't notice.

Outside the dry toilet, a short figure appeared.

Looking at the dry toilet.

There was a look of hatred in his eyes.

He didn't go inside, he was fiddling on the ground, and kicked a second kick into the ground, aiming at the inside of the dry toilet.

"Bah..."

There was the sound of a match being struck.

Yi Zhonghai heard it too, but he didn't take it seriously, he thought someone was lighting a cigarette outside.

At this moment.

It must have come to squat.

Yi Zhonghai was still thinking, when someone comes in, remind him.

But no one is waiting.

There was a sudden "pop" from outside.

Yi Zhonghai was taken aback.

then.

He felt that something was thrown in from the outside, and the speed was quite fast.

Just fell into the septic tank next to it.

Almost hit Yi Zhonghai.

He said hastily:

"Who is it!"

"Don't make trouble, there are people inside!"

No one answered.

Only the sound of distant footsteps could be heard.

Yi Zhonghai heaved a sigh of relief.

Guessing which brat was trying to play tricks on someone, I was wrong.

But after a pause of two seconds, a huge explosion sounded in the septic tank.

"boom!"

Good guy.

Something that just fell in the septic tank.

Like a land mine that has been stepped on.

After the septic tank exploded, the contents of the tank were blasted out.

While Yi Zhonghai was crushed all over.

Jumped up in fright.

I slipped and fell into the septic tank next to me.

It was so late at night, and there was such a sudden movement around him, who could bear it.