I was a hero before the collapse of civilization

Alicia nodded, just about to leave, Wu Ling spoke.

Noon Ling: "Fortunately, I didn't check your driver's license."

Traffic policeman: "Stop."

Alicia: "?"

Traffic policeman: "Let me have a look at the driver's license."

Alicia reluctantly took out her driver's license and asked the traffic police to check it.

After the inspection was correct, I was ready to release again, "Fortunately, I didn't check your ID card."

Traffic police: "..."

Alicia also took out her military ID.

Traffic police: "..."

Wu Ling: "It's a good thing you haven't been checked for drunk driving."

The traffic policeman took out a drink-driving test device: "..."

Alicia breathed out.

Noon Zero: "It's okay"

Alicia: "Shut up, we won't be able to leave if you keep talking (?≧n≦?)."

Noon Ling: "Call me husband."

A hashtag appeared on Alicia's head, and she reluctantly said to the traffic police: "This is my neighbor's child, I'm sorry, I'm a little skinny."

The traffic policeman paid a military salute and took a few steps back before letting him go, "It's understandable."

In fact, after seeing the military officer's card, the traffic police already knew that the owner of the car would not be able to check it, and if they found it, they could only pretend that they hadn't.

Just looking for a step down.

Alicia closed the car window and drove, "I will teach you a lesson when I get home."

Wu Ling: "You can't beat me."

Alicia: "Then I'll pin you on the bed and spank your ass."

Wu Ling rolled his eyes, fearlessly, "I want to go back to sleep at my own home."

"Where I am is your home."

Where I am is your home.

Alicia spoke, such sweet words, but at this moment Alicia spoke so humblely.

Wu Ling: ".......Yes, yes, that's great."

very nice.

Alicia: "So, are you moved?"

Alicia was full of energy again, with a mischievous smile, hehe (?﹃?).

Noon Zero: "Yes."

Alicia was shocked, "Eh? You actually admitted it, no way, no way, no way, you don't really take what I said seriously, do you?"

Wu Ling: "So it's fake?"

Alicia sat down obediently: "Really."

Wu Ling: "......Even if you are tempting me, I will not sleep naked on the same bed with you, being hugged by you like this, just give up."

Alicia: "I don't seem to... have ever said that I'm going to be naked."

Alicia turned around and hugged Wu Ling's shoulder with one hand, and tilted her head, "Hey, so, are you fantasizing?"

Wu Ling: "Boys, it's normal for boys to have a little fantasy. I'm already an adult."

Wu Ling is already an adult, but his body has become smaller, and even his way of thinking has also become smaller, just like Mebius who has changed from being gentle and elegant with a little inferiority complex to fearless, even daring to pretend to be a lolita to deceive others Do the same with her fusion warrior experiment.

Alicia: "I am very surprised why you can hesitate whether the Herrscher is a human being. You have said countless times that the Herrscher is a human being and must be a human being, but at this moment you..."

Wu Ling, who was still blushing and heartbeating, immediately calmed down after hearing Alicia's question again, and his expression became calm. He pushed Alicia's hand away and continued to look at the scenery outside the window.

There is no scenery to see, but at noon, I dare not look at Alicia's face.

"I hope you don't ask me such words again, because you will feel my thinking and final choice."

Alicia: "........have you even given up on me?"

Alicia became frustrated, took a deep breath, patted her face, and pretended nothing happened.

Noon Zero: "I don't know, but Alicia, if you had to choose between the world and me, which one would you choose?"

Alicia: "... Seriously?"

Noon Zero: "Yeah."

In fact, the answer has long been in Wu Ling's heart. If Alicia had to choose, she would choose the world without hesitation, wouldn't she?

Alicia: "I'm hesitating, maybe, I'll choose the world."

It was exactly as Wu Ling thought.

Wu Ling regretted asking this question a bit, but he didn't regret it too much, after all, the answer was already in his heart.

Wu Ling: "Oh, then I know how to choose."

If you choose the world, then I will choose you. I love this world, but I love this world because of you. If you are gone, then what is the use of this world.

Alicia: "...that's too much, why do you ask me such a question, do you believe me when I say I choose you, you already knew..."

"I can."

Noon Zero nodded slowly.

Alicia: "...idiot."

"Maybe I'm not as smart as you. I never think that my IQ is the smartest in this world."

Alicia: "Let's change the subject, what's for dinner tonight."

At noon: "Barbecue, beer."

Alicia: "..."

Wu Ling: "I don't have stomach cancer in my current body. I can eat whatever I want, but before I eat barbecue, I have to go to the supermarket to scan the goods."

Alicia: "..."

Noon Ling: "You spend money."

Alicia: "Huh?"

Wu Ling raised his chest and raised his head, "You carry things."

Alicia: "Then what are you in charge of?"

Wu Ling: "Buy, buy, buy, isn't it all like this? You will owe me a big debt in the future, so before the future comes, please return me some things first."

-

At noon, Alicia rubbed her butt that was hurt by Alicia, and Alicia walked into the building with a large bag in her hand, snacks and daily necessities.

Ignore Alicia.

Alicia apologized behind her, "Don't be so stingy, it just kicked your ass and hit you a dozen times."

Wu Ling: "You kicked it with high heels."

Alicia: "Hey-"

Stop pretending to be a bad woman, kick my ass in high heels, you planned it a long time ago, right?It must be like this, right!

"So I bought you a lot of snacks, look, Ollie gave cookies."

"I want an Oreo."

Alicia: "That's a pirated version, let's eat the genuine version and maintain the copyright of the genuine version."

"Then you eat, I won't eat."

"And Rebee."

"you drink."

"What about the McKenzie fries?"

Noon Zero: "You eat."

Wu Ling lowered his head and waved his hand as soon as he said a word, as if he wanted to throw away bad luck and snacks.

Alicia: "You don't like me, do you? Otherwise, why would you take me to buy snacks? The ones I bought are all I like, and I will give them to me if I don't eat them in the end."

Noon Zero: ".......I love you, guys."

"If you remove the word 'men, maybe I will be moved."

Wu Ling: "Then do you love me?"

Alicia: "I like you, guys."

Wu Ling spread his hands, "Look, you can't be exempt from vulgarity yourself, but you want me to be exempt from vulgarity. I am a vulgar person, a mortal, an ordinary person, neither a saint nor a god, so I am the same as you. "

Alicia: "They all love humans."

Wu Ling: "Everyone wants to open a harem."

Wu Ling and Alicia spoke different words in unison for a moment.

Alicia: "Huh?"

At midnight, he took a mouthful of saliva and ran away.

Alicia: "Don't run! You have revealed your inner intentions, just capture and surrender."

But it's a pity that Alicia held the snacks in her hand and didn't want the snacks to be scattered. She couldn't keep up with the pace of the morning zero, so she let Wu Ling escape upstairs.

Alicia had no choice but to stop chasing and went upstairs slowly.