I was a hero before the collapse of civilization

Although it's a bug, it's okay, at least it's not like Wu Ling imagined that other powers except Mebius' power cannot be used.

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Eden was drinking with a glass of cocaine.

Cocaine looked refreshed, as if he had drunk too much, but Eden was drunk.

Cocaine and Eden chatted, "Weng said, as long as I fall in love with Wu Ling, the resources of the entire China can be used by me, and the two continents will become permanent strategic partners."

Cocaine: "How about it, I'm leaving the order."

Eden was happy, and slowly shook his head with one hand on his forehead, Le's body trembled, "Stop joking, will Wu Ling take a fancy to you?"

"Why is it impossible, no matter what I am, I am a super cute girl."

Cocaine raised her chest and said playfully, although her chest is a little small, it doesn't come out well....

Eden: "Don't be kidding, do you know who the most annoying person is at midnight?"

Ke Kayin was curious, tilted her head, and a question mark appeared on her head.

Cocaine: "Racist people?"

Eden: "There are also black people, of course, I don't hate them."

Cocaine: "...I'm tanned, and it can be whitened after washing more."

"You are African."

"There are white people in Africa too, I am white in Africa, my mother is white, my grandma is white, my grandma is white, my mother, grandma, grandma, all women are white, it makes no sense that I am black, So it must be tanned."

Cocaine nodded in agreement, as if her logic was correct.

Eden felt amused, "Even so, Wu Ling is surrounded by beautiful girls, do you think you can snatch them, Alicia, Phyllis, Alponia, Klein, Yun, and Hua, do you have the resolution to win the zero hour among thousands of people?"

Cocaine: "? Why do you want to rob? Don't they sleep together? My eldest mother, second mother, third mother, fourth mother, many mothers."

Eden raised his eyebrows, "The bottom of your father is not...."

Cocaine scratched her head, "Why do you think that all marriages start with lust? Isn't there no love that puts aside lust? Isn't true love even if we can't have sex, I'm still willing to be with you Together, lust is only a small part of love, the other big part is love."

"This is the essence of marriage and love, isn't it, Aunt Eden, you are too perverted, all you think about is pervert."

Eden: "...."

Why was she educated by the little girl all of a sudden, emmmmm.

But speaking of it, there is nothing wrong with what Cocaine said, indeed.

Eden: "Then have you called Wu Ling?"

Eden drank a glass of wine and chuckled that his thinking was not correct.

Cocaine blushed a bit, "No, no, I'm sorry, I don't think men contact women, although they haven't contacted me until midnight."

Eden suddenly became excited, "Let me make a call for you. Girls sometimes have to take the initiative. Be open. There is a saying in China that women chase men across the mountain and cross that mountain." , from now on there will be a flat river.”

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"Noon...zero."

The midnight headset that left the research institute was automatically connected to a person's communication, and Eden's soft and drunken voice came out of the headset.

Noon Zero: "Sister Eden?"

That's weird, what did Eden call me for? Could it be that my embezzlement of materials has been exposed?

Come on, if this is the case, my life will be over.

Wu Ling didn't have the face of Weng. After being caught for corruption, he turned a blind eye and turned a blind eye. He should speak hard until the evidence was in front of him and he went to prison. He was also fearless and did whatever he wanted.

"At noon, I beg you to do something."

This kind of high-handed and domineering seeking method suddenly reminded Wu Ling of a plot in a certain TV series, kneel down, sister begs you.

Is it good to have that kind of feeling?

Wu Ling took a mouthful of saliva, "What, what's the matter...."

Eden: "Where I am, there is a little girl."

Wu Ling: "Arranging work? Don't worry, as long as you say a word, except for my adjutant, you can choose any position for the poisonous chrysalis. If I blink my eyes, I am not raised by the Weng family."

Eden: "Well... Is there anyone else who takes the position of your wife?"

Wu Ling: "Sister, let's tell the truth, we were not raised by Weng, we grew up with our father, and then our father disappeared, so we are lonely."

What the hell, what do you call my wife? Is there anyone else in the position of my wife? You are going too far. Although I really don't have a wife, but... But, I don't want to arrange a marriage either.

Eden coughed twice, "It's like this, my sister has a friend who likes you very much, and wants to ask if you have a date."

There are so many girls around me......

Wait, the friend that Eden mentioned, could it be herself...

Wu Ling: "If you say that, I won't have a date."

Eden: "Really?"

Wu Ling: "If someone asks, I have a partner. If you ask me, I will definitely say no."

Eden: "It's not in vain to hurt you."

At noon, stand tall and look up proudly.

Eden: "Then let's see each other when we have time."

Let Kekayi meet with you when you have time. After all, we can’t talk on the phone. If there is something that we can’t talk about in person, “Come and find me when your vacation is over.”

Wu Ling: "OK, but sister, we don't know if we should say something or not."

Eden: "Say."

Noon Ling: "We want to marry eight."

Eden frowned and looked back tactically, "Well - it's missing, eighty, not enough for you, sister, take a good vacation, don't work overtime, sister continues to drink."

The communication was hung up, Wu Ling was completely dumbfounded.

No, no, no, no, sister Eden must be drunk, how could she call herself and talk about such things.

At noon, I checked the communication records again, and it was indeed Eden who called me.

Ask yourself if you have a partner, then have a friend, then let yourself go to her, and then it doesn't matter if you have eighty wives?Not enough for her to make up for herself?

Zhenggong!If it's not Wu Ling who prefers Alponia, it's a proper palace!

Wu Ling has already begun to fantasize about his beautiful life.

But after the first decline, the second decline and the third decline, after the third decline, the illusion has diminished.

emmmmm, forget it, the world is almost over, what's the use of talking about it, even if you are married, you may not have much time.

Thinking that the end of the world is still more than two years away, Wuling's desire to post with the big sisters suddenly fell.

If she really married...then she died, wouldn't they be very pitiful?

Think about it or forget it.

"Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law is here."

Two calls of brother-in-law woke Wu Ling up from his fantasy.

Wu Ling looked over, and Ling was waving at herself with a bag of French fries in her hand.

At midnight, he looked at the cars on the road, ran a red light and walked over.

"Why are you here, where is your sister?"

Ling didn't answer Wu Ling's question, but handed over the French fries with sparkling eyes, "Brother-in-law eat."

At noon, I took one and tasted it, but it didn't taste good, not as good as the dock one.

Ling: "I just came out of studying in the library, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, do you know where the fun is, take me to play."

My good guy, I have seized the opportunity, I must establish a good relationship with Wu Ling, after all, I am my sister's superior.

What secretary, what adjutant, are all fake, don't you know what your sister is capable of?

If Wu Ling didn't want to chase after his sister, why did he let his sister hold such a high position and still get so much salary.

Ling agrees with her thoughts very much in her heart, she is really a little clever ghost, hehe.

"I'm not familiar with this city, I'll give you [-] euros to play by yourself, don't run around, just go around the scenic spots in the city."

Wu Ling said so, wanting to touch Ling's head, but... two black lines appeared on Wu Ling's head, and he was not as tall as Ling, emmmmm.

Ling obediently and obediently lowered her head to let Wu Ling touch her.

It was only at noon that I felt happy.

Ling: "It's okay, just take me around, brother-in-law, where are you going?"

Passers-by around looked at the two idiots, Wu Ling and Ling, with strange eyes. A little girl called the child who was a little lower than her brother-in-law, and even asked her to pet her head.

Are children in the Far East so precocious these days?

Noon Zero: "Well... I'm going to go to the dock to get some French fries, shall we? The French fries at the dock are delicious, and seagulls like them too."

Ling's eyes lit up, "Then can we feed the seagulls, feed the seagulls, go fishing, and then feed the seagulls."

After midnight, he took half a step back with a look of astonishment, "You are a devil."

Ling: "Okay, then we won't feed the seagulls with fish."

Noon Zero: "French fries are so cute, why feed the seagulls?"

Ling: "Huh?"

you have a problem.

Noon Ling: "...But fishing is still possible, let's go, brother will take you to go fishing."

I have never played sea fishing since I grew up.

I took Ling to the pier, bought two fishing rods, and bought some fishing tools such as fish food, and then went to buy French fries.

Ling and Wuling sat obediently in the fishing area and fished with those three to forty-year-old uncles.