Tomb Robbery: Crescent Hotel Storytelling, Shocking the Partridge Whistle

"` ~Hehe, can they surpass us modern people? Airplanes, cars, guns~ which ancient people could make them?"

"Don't interrupt me, fucking bastard, just quietly listen to Xiao Zhang's storytelling!!"

"..."

this moment,

Henry Zhang has already talked about the ghost ship on the sea, the human face, and the sea monkey vividly.

A series of horrific experiences made people shudder, fear and contradictory love.

In a certain box, four figures were sitting next to the window, they were Hu Bayi, Fatty Wang, Yang Xueli, and Wu Xie.

As soon as Fatty Wang heard that today's content was "The Raging Sea Diving in the Sand", he had an unpleasant memory in his heart.

"Fucking a chicken, now turn around and think about it, fat man, I wish I could go back in time, and give that stinky bitch, Aning, a few big ears to try!!"

Wu Xie smiled resentfully, "Forget it, after all, she also suffered a lot in the underwater tomb."

"Little naive, little naive," Fatty Wang gave a thumbs up (Qian Li's) in admiration,

"You really live up to your name, very innocent."

"Anyway, the fat man can't swallow this bad breath. Her grandma's best not to be hit by me again, otherwise she will have to serve her with whips and candles, jie jie jie...just tell her to live or die, jie jie ...."

Seeing Fatty Wang's sinister smile, Yang Xueli complained, "Fatty, don't you know that all the villains smile like this? They usually don't survive three episodes..."

Seeing that he seems to have a lot of resentment for Xisha's tomb robbery in the past,

Yang Xueli knew Fatty Wang's temperament of vengeance, so she became more and more curious.

"Why, did you also go to Xisha tomb robbery?"

"What did Miss Aning do to annoy you so much..."

"Damn, I don't want to mention her anymore," Fatty Wang got angry when he remembered the experience back then, and simply replied, "Song,

"Let's leave this matter to Mr. Zhang to clarify."

................

078 A Bald Man's Sense of Humor, His Hair Is Strange Forbidden Woman

　　........................................

On the stage, Henry Zhang held a folding fan and talked slowly,

"After bidding farewell to the episode of the ghost ship on the sea, the group went to Yongxing Island to pick up someone. This person is none other than Fatty Wang who appeared in the plot of Seven Star Lu Palace."

"Fatty Wang and Baldy Zhang in the team were strangers, so he asked Ah Ning: Who is this baldy?"

"Baldy Zhang's face turned dark, and he said forcefully: Please call me Mr. Zhang, or Professor Zhang, please? I am one of the consultants for this sea operation."

"Then, he also asked Fatty Wang what kind of work he was doing. When he heard the answer [underground worker] from the other party, Zhang Baldzi couldn't help being awed: I'm sorry, I didn't expect it to be an industrial security soldier~"

"Pfft." In the box, Yang Xueli couldn't help being amused by the dialogue, and said to Fatty Wang,

"You two are so funny. I thought Fatty was already invincible, but I didn't expect Baldy Zhang to have the same sense of humor."

Fatty Wang pouted, and said, "Unexpected, right? There will be something even more unexpected for you at 850!!"

"What's the matter?" Hu Bayi laughed, "Could it be that the two of you are like-minded, you and I, and finally crossed the gender barrier and came together successfully?"

Hearing this, Wu Xie, Fatty Wang, and Yang Xueli were ashamed at the same time: "......"

And this moment, Henry Zhang had already mentioned that Aning sent frogmen into the water, and successfully discovered the robbery cave hidden in the sea.

"Since the entrance has been found, the team will immediately take action."

"There are many strange reliefs of human faces carved on the inner two walls of this robbery cave."

"I kept swimming forward like this, but I didn't expect the road to be blocked by a stone slab at the end. This is a dead end."

"Wu Xie felt something was wrong. How could a good tomb passage be a dead end? At this moment, Fatty Wang patted him, and then wrote a question on the clipboard: Do sea monkeys have hair?"

"Wu Xie thought to himself, which stupid bird would be fine after eating enough to study whether sea monkeys have long hair? It doesn't seem to have long hair, right? It only has bare scales on its body?"

"After a while, Fatty Wang wrote on the clipboard: there are ghosts behind the stone."

"It turned out that a section of black hair protruded from the wall, and more and more hair spilled out. It seemed to be conscious, and it chased them."

"Wu Xie and the others ran away in a hurry, but accidentally discovered the mechanism hidden on the stone slab."

"In order to avoid the pursuit of Tuantuan's hair, Zhang Baldzi kicked the wall away regardless of 21 [-], which immediately caused a siphon effect, causing all the group to be drawn into the hole in the wall..."

In the other box, Hua Ling listened with gusto, while chewing melon seeds, while murmuring incomprehensibly,

"What's the matter with these hairs, how can there be so many hairs in the sea..."

The old foreigner guessed, "Could it be some kind of uncommon seaweed, or seaweed vegetation??"

Regarding this statement, others feel that it is not realistic.

As long as you have a normal mind, you won't be able to easily define something you haven't seen, right?

Since Fatty Wang and others think that these dark things are hair, then this judgment is basically correct.

"I think..." Suddenly, Hua Maguai made a guess, "Have you ever heard of rumors about forbidden women? (aeef)"

"Forbidden woman?" Elder Liaochen exclaimed, "You mean, these hairs are forbidden women?"

"Yes~"

........................................

Hua Maguai is a dog-headed military advisor in Xiling Lishi. Since his ancestors were in the line of businessmen and dealt with dead bodies for many years, he has a certain amount of information and rumors about dead bodies.

Such as corpse insects, corpse wax, corpse poison...

As for the forbidden woman, he naturally knew a thing or two.

Hua Maguai said, "Forbidden women are monsters formed when a woman is bullied by others and thrown into the water. A ray of resentment persists and she absorbs enough Yin Qi from the corpse."

"All its grievances are hidden in its bones. As long as its bones can be broken, this thing will disperse by itself, otherwise it will harm people day and night."

"It is said that the bones of the forbidden woman have a special fragrance, known as bone fragrance, which has the function of making people sleep peacefully."

"I once saw someone selling it in the market. At the time, I thought it was just a gimmick, and I didn't believe it too much. But now that I think about it, maybe there are forbidden women in the world..."

Afterwards, Hua Maguai also did some simple science popularization,

"However, this is a saying in the south. If it is changed to the north, especially the northeast, the meaning of the forbidden woman will change drastically."

"It is referred to as a great dancing god, or some characters who exorcise ghosts, or some industries that harm others and benefit themselves..."

Elder Liaochen knew more or less some secrets. After listening to Hua Maguai's description, he immediately took it for granted. He felt that the "hair monster" in the script should be the forbidden woman. ! !

As for whether this is the case, Henry Zhang has to give the final say.

At this time, I heard Henry Zhang sitting on the stage and saying,

"Wu Xie and others were sucked into the turbulent flow by the siphon effect. After they became conscious, they realized that they were in a spring in an ear chamber."

"The murals on the surrounding walls of the tomb have been corroded by water vapor, and there are many porcelain jars for funerary use on the ground. At the same time, there are still a series of wet footprints on the ground."

"These footprints are very strange. One is a particularly conspicuous barefoot. It is small in size and looks like it was left by a child, and the age is not more than three years old...".

079 Femme fatale Aning, Baldy Zhang's true identity (please order in full)

　　........................................

A series of footprints appeared in the tomb, which seemed to be left by a child, and definitely not more than three years old?

When the story came to this point, all the guests in the audience were shocked.

"Oh my god, what's going on, it's so fucking outrageous..."

"Children under the age of three....-...."

"People are more angry than people, and the brats have the ability to fight back, so don't I look even more useless?"

"Is there a possibility that this is actually a tomb robber who brought his own child to explore the ancient tomb?"

"??? I laughed so hard, take the children to travel in the ancient tomb? And it's a large underwater tomb?"

"I feel that the matter is not simple. This string of wet footprints may actually be corpse wax..."

"Forehead...."

In the Crescent Hotel, there are huge crowds of people, shoulder to shoulder, every seat is full of people's shadows, three floors inside and three floors outside, there is no gap at all! !

The more people there are, the more mouths there will be.

With more mouths and brainstorming, it is inevitable that someone will guess the correct answer.

This is actually in response to an old saying: three cobblers, the best Zhuge Liang!

At this moment, Henry Zhang also revealed the mystery,

"Fatty Wang noticed the abnormality of the footprints, so he asked Wu Xie to take a closer look."

"Wu Xie found something like yellow wax on the print, it turned out to be corpse wax!"

"If there are corpse wax footprints, it means there are zongzi!! And it's a fucking little zongzi!"

"As the saying goes: Hades is easy to give away, but little ghosts are hard to deal with. When everyone was worried, a big porcelain jar suddenly shook and rolled."

"Wu Xie and others chased along the road until the pot rolled into a corridor..."

The story has reached this point, and the next step is a small climax.

Henry Zhang recalled the plot of the tomb robbery novel he had read in his previous life, and tried to organize the language vividly so that the story would be more exciting.

"Fatty Wang and Aning all mistakenly thought that Wu Xie was an experienced tomb robber, so they asked him to see if there were any traps in the tunnel."

"But who would have thought that the Lu Palace was his first work out of the mountains, and the underwater tomb he entered this time is only the second tomb..."

"Wu Xie complained in his heart, but he also felt that he was duty-bound, so he led the team into the tunnel. As a result, he stepped on the trap of the agency."

"Suddenly, countless arrows rained on the wall. But this is not the most thrilling."

"The most astonishing thing is that Miss Aning, who was originally soft and weak, turned into a peerless master! She used Wu Xie as a shield, pushed forward as fast as lightning, and quickly turned around and rushed to the end of the corridor."

"As for Fatty Wang and Wu Xie, each of them was shot into a hedgehog, and I don't know how many sharp arrows they received before and after!!"