let's be friends

When Ma pulled Sister Loli off her head with all her strength, she was about to refute when she saw two small heads protruding from Rin's back, one on the left and one on the right, and one of them was never seen before.

"The lolicon is obviously you, no, you little girl! Don't say this is also your sister..."

Being pointed at by Touma, Yakumo Yuzi came out from behind Rin, raised her head and looked at Touma: "It's very smart with a hedgehog head, but there is something wrong, we look so old, we are obviously Rin younger sister."

The corner of Rin's mouth twitched, and she almost couldn't help revealing her old self. Finally, after thinking about it, for the sake of world peace and the tranquility of the family house, she gave up this tempting idea for the sake of Toma's mind.

"So what's up with this head-biting nun?"

"You're so annoying, I'm not a head-biting nun, I'm Index! Hmph, two little sisters~"

Youxiang was still holding on to the door frame and just gave the nun a lazy nod, but Youzi was very happy to be called her sister, and couldn't help laughing out loud: "Mmm, not bad, we appreciate you very much."

"She..."

He and Rin looked at each other like brothers and sisters, Dang Ma slumped his shoulders and sighed, followed Rin into the room, closed the door and said: "I wanted to drive away, but I stayed with me, claiming to be a nun from England, He also said that there are one hundred and three thousand volumes of game strategy guides in his head."

"...It's not a strategy book! It's a magic book, a magic book!"

Things like magic are not surprising at all. This is a world where network information and game information are open and hackers are rampant. There is not much information that can be closed. Although Academy City is currently only fighting internally, the various game platforms The forum has already revealed that there are both science and magic in this world, and Academy City is not alone.

Magic, like superpowers, is forbidden to be used in reality and assimilated into the game.

It's just... If there are more than [-] books of magic... Isn't it the game strategy book...

Chapter 180 This May Be The First Kiss That Zi Ma Kept... (4/5)

"That is to say, this little nun has no previous memories, and is going to live and eat at your house for nothing?"

Kamijou explained a few words, and Rin finally understood. As soon as he gave Index the title of free food and free living, the other party glared at him, as if he completely regarded him as a villain.

"Probably... that's what happened. I think it's quite pitiful for her to be homeless."

Seeing Kamijou scratching his face and looking like a typical bad guy, Rin didn't know how to evaluate him. Generally speaking, he would definitely not be annoying.

"Strange, amnesia can still remember that there are [-] strategy books in my head...Little nun, can you use them in the game?"

"Wow, I don't want to answer the words of the wicked."

She grabbed Kamijou's arm and made a fuss. Rin put his hand on his chin and rubbed it. Logically speaking, if she really has so many books in her head and is regarded as a very important person, how could she? Sudden amnesia and came to Academy City?

Another point is, could someone be looking for him?

Rin remembers that the entry procedures in Academy City are quite troublesome... It is impossible to get out every few dozen days, and it is quite difficult to smuggle in if you cannot use superpowers and magic. If you go through the formal procedures...

"Forget it, although it sounds like a big trouble, but when you are determined to adopt it, you will be responsible to the end. Did you come to me today to tell me about it?"

"Well, mainly if I'm not in class or because of other things, I hope you can help take care of it..."

Feeling Touma's trust in him, Rin ignored Index's eyes that completely regarded him as an enemy, and nodded. He brought two loli here, and Kamijou brought one. Hard.

"Also, do you want to come to my house for dinner?"

The atmosphere became more relaxed, Rin glanced at You Zi and You Xiang who were sitting quietly beside him, and shook his head: "Today, I invite everyone out for a big meal, just in time to welcome... um, welcome Xiao Zi's arrival."

When it came to eating, Index, who was still full of anger, jumped up happily from the sofa, and instantly forgot all about the enemy, her eyes could no longer accommodate anyone else except food.

"Eat ~ eat ~ eat ~"

Youzi and Youxiang stared at Index strangely, thinking of an undead princess in their minds, and their amazing appetite during the banquet, silently mourning for Rin's wallet for a few seconds.

"I'm not going."

Youxiang opened her mouth lightly, holding up the Yakult bottle, and when she found it was empty, she frowned tightly, thinking of the lactic acid bacteria on the cabinet in Rin's bedroom.

"Sister Youxiang, let's go together, treat it as a welcome to Zim, if you come back, you can drink Yakult as you like?"

The first sentence was just plain nonsense for Youxiang, but the latter sentence moved her, her red eyes flickered slightly, she stood up from the sofa and nodded: "Since it's your intention, little brother, let's go there once." Bar."

So, two high school boys, one lolita and two young girls, went out happily.

……

However, the happiness of the two male protagonists did not last long, and they were annoyed by the [-]% return rate of passers-by on the street.

"This restaurant seems to have a high rating, shall we just eat the buffet?"

Rin glanced at his phone, stopped at a self-service hot pot restaurant, and led everyone in under Kamijou's subtle look, to be precise...it was Index who led everyone.

You Zi and You Xiang are so well-behaved, they are sitting on the table upright, Index is looking around, almost drooling over the smell of hot pot.

When Rin had selected the ingredients for herself and Yoka Yoko and brought some snacks to the table, she saw Kamijou's stack of plates next to Index's table, with a dull expression on her face.

"Uh, that, Index eats a lot."

Rin nodded, and patted Kamijou on the shoulder, thinking of a foodie he knew, he looked like I knew everything, but he was a little worried that this shop would drive his group out.

Sitting between Youxiang and Youzi, Rin took out a lollipop, tore off the wrapping paper and handed it to the idle Youzi, with a mild expression, the other party was stunned for a moment, reached out to take the lollipop and stuffed it into his mouth , Within a few seconds, a look called happiness appeared on his face, and there were even two more blobs of Pikachu-style blush.

It can be seen that the body has become smaller, and the mental age will also decrease by about tens of billions of years. Only Youxiang next to her can maintain her previous image a little bit, sitting upright, no matter how you look, she looks like a little lady. At this time She was holding a teacup and taking small sips of tea.

Before the pot boiled, Rin took out his phone and played with his head on his head. He opened the "Salted Fish's Condolences and Relief Group". At this time, the group was full of joy. Everyone is celebrating Yakumo Zi's bizarre disappearance, celebrating with great joy and happiness, just like New Year's Eve, without even realizing what it would be like in Gensokyo without Zi...

Especially Reimu, this girl was so excited that she once wanted to go to Moriya Shrine to fulfill her wish, and even forged a will with her crooked characters like earthworms, and Yakumo Zi's signature without even changing the handwriting, and took a picture The photo was posted in the group, and she enthusiastically asked the Yakumo family to return the 98 gold coins that had been withheld from her last time and hand over all the property according to the will.

On the other hand, Yakumo Lan's reaction is to push Yakumo Zi's disappearance to Eirin, and they are making further negotiations.

The reason why the atmosphere can still be so lively even if the handle disappears... The main reason is that almost no one believes that Yakumo Zi will really have an accident, and they all suspect that it is because of relationship problems and the triangular relationship with Princess Eternal Pavilion that caused the moths .

"These guys..."

Yakumo Zi leaned her head over and peeked at Yakumo Zi, her whole body froze, and her whole face was pulled down: "...the others are fine, Reimu...we are her guardians, and we can't even fake our I can do everything in my will, hehe, is our handwriting so ugly?"

"I think you just care about how ugly the forged signature is at the end?"

Rin complained, just saw the message from Xiao Ai, and quickly pushed Yakumo Zi's head away, turned around and opened the chat box with her back.

"Brother Lin, I don't know why, I've been a little uneasy recently, and I feel a little heavy on my head. Is it because I'm under too much pressure... It's better to train the interns to be independent civil servants and go see Brother Lin."

"..."

Rin, who felt more uneasy than Xiao Ai, quickly comforted her with a few words, hoping that she would not be impatient and teach the interns seriously.

Just when he was about to say some sweet words and brush up his favorability to get closer to the target distance of opening the harem, he suddenly felt warm breaths on his neck, turned the phone over quickly, and turned around.

So, the big mouth met the small mouth, and Yakumo Zi who was peeking at the phone behind her was right in front of her.

The atmosphere at the table became tense.

Chapter 180 IX Not only that, even years of chastity are almost gone (5/5)

Do you know how many years you will be sentenced if you kiss a young girl?

If it is bad intentions, it is defined as lewdness. In Yakumo Zi's complete form, no matter how old she is, a lewd woman must be punished for less than five years, and those who are in public in public places must be punished for more than five years. If it is a young girl form, then... more than five years but less than ten years.

In Kamijou Touma's petrified expression, Rin's eyes widened and he quickly moved his chair back, wiping his mouth with a paper towel while "bah", feeling a little disgusted, not because of her age and current form , but once in a while I saw people in the group discussing whether Zi Yakumo brushed her teeth.

So, according to the first and second paragraphs, how should the aunt be sentenced for molesting a minor?

The little Yakumo Zi stared at Rin's lips in a daze, and then reached out to touch her own lips. It was really unbelievable that she kept XXXX's first kiss to the power of XXX and handed it over so casually. I still handed it over in the form I was most looking forward to and looking forward to.

Sitting blankly on the chair, she began to recall all kinds of things in the past, the retribution of molesting each other in the game, like being attacked by Opie, and then sharing the same bed for no reason, being misunderstood as a couple, and being forced to Playing for nothing, now...you can't even keep your first kiss? !

What's next time?Papa papa?Could it be that the old lady can't keep a little bit of innocence at all?

It seems that God deliberately arranged for Zi Yakumo to lose his mind and despair, and he didn't even have the time to act cute, so he fell into a predicament in the life of a monster, a predicament that no monster in a realm can solve.

"That... um, it was just an accident, the pot is boiling, do you want me to help you with something?"

Feeling that the atmosphere was not right, but thinking about it carefully, the child's kiss seemed to be nothing, Dang Ma scratched the back of his head and asked with a smirk.

Youxiang's calm eyes drifted from Rin's body to Yakumo Zi's body, revealing a mocking sneer, as if preparing to watch a good show.

"Sister Zi?"

Rin barely recovered from the disgusted state, but saw Yakumo Zi's low face, with a scary look on her face, swallowed, and then remembered that even if she had no integrity, she would be shameless, even if she loved to pretend to be tender, even if she became a woman now. Losing a little girl can't change that she is a big monster who has gone through ups and downs, the top kind.

She must be capable, decisive in killing, and superior in wisdom to be worthy of the title of monster and monster sage. Perhaps it is because she is too peaceful and years of Internet addiction has smoothed her original monster edges, but... after all, her nature is still there. exist.

What is the instinct of monsters?It's human-eating, but the top big monsters disdain it for various reasons and settings, but once they are angered, human beings will be...

"Wow! Sister Zi! Bah bah! Young Zi, I was wrong! Don't bite! It hurts... I was wrong!"

His ears were bitten, and he couldn't let go as if he was eating a weight. He felt that his ears were about to be bitten off. Rin, who had been attacking for a few days, finally exposed his weak nature again and begged for mercy.

Yakumo Youzi's eyes were full of seriousness and murderous intent, she admitted it this time!real!clatter!

Her form at this time is not Rin's opponent. The only attack weapon in her body is the teeth. As a monster sage, she knows how to choose and use local materials, so she uses her most powerful attack method.

It's not about cuteness, but a strategic consideration.

Looking at the farce in front of him, deep sympathy flashed in Dang Ma's eyes, and his head, which had been better, began to ache again.

Index, who was sitting next to him, urged for a long time, seeing that Touma didn't respond and had no intention of ordering the food, finally opened his mouth unbearably, hugged Touma's head and gnawed.

With a little loli scratched on their bodies, the two fellow sufferers went farther and farther on the road to death.

After finally waiting for Yakumo Zi to have no strength, Rin hugged her and put her on his knees, touched his ears that seemed to have been bitten out of blood, and wanted to cry without tears: "You Zi, the previous kiss also It's not my fault, who told you to hide behind me, it was obviously an accident, why did you react so strongly?"

"Accident?"

Yakumo Zi, who was sitting on Rin's lap, twisted her little pp in extreme discomfort, raised her head and looked directly into Rin's eyes: "This is our first kiss!"

Rin clicked her tongue: "Okay... this is not my first kiss anymore, it's quite unfair."

Yakumo Zi's eyes widened, and she blushed with embarrassment that was rarely seen in thousands of years. She almost lost her waist at Rin's words, and her lips trembled for a long time, unable to speak.

Youxiang, who had been watching the battle for a long time, had flickering eyes, and suddenly stretched out her hand to pull the hem of La Rin's clothes, and when he turned his head, he said, "I want to drink Yakult."

"Huh? But there's none in the store..."

"Want to drink."

Her demeanor is serious and her tone is firm, which shows that her belief is indestructible. Rin sighed helplessly: "It's impolite to bring alcohol into other people's restaurants... Eh? But Yakult can only be regarded as snacks... Okay, Miss Youxiang, wait here, I'll buy it for you nearby."

Speaking of which, Rin stood up and looked at Touma, who was streaming down her face with tears: "You go to order the food first, I'll go shopping for my sister, and I'll be right back."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Touma with pity, and suddenly thought of a way to save him, and poured a plate of shrimp balls into the pot. Sure enough, in the next second, Index gave up the attack and sat staring at With meatballs in the pot.

"I can only help you so much."

After the two made eye contact, Rin hurried away.

Fortunately, there was a convenience store not far away. Rin hurriedly crossed the road and walked into the convenience store.