let's be friends

Perhaps his ex-girlfriend heard his prayers and temporarily forgave him for stepping on N boats. After a few seconds, he still didn’t feel the chill anywhere. There was no reaction at all.

Rin glanced at himself curiously, seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, then looked at the maniac standing on the eaves in front of him, and innocently covered his face.

"...Wait! Why... Why did the code suddenly have a bug?!"

Exploding Clothes Maniac looked ashen, seeing that he was completely naked, his thin ribs and the beep beep who was swaying willows in the wind to greet everyone, instantly covered himself somewhere.

"cnm! Did you hear that! cnm!"

While clutching the clothes maniac somewhere, he pressed the remote control vigorously at Rin, but unfortunately there was no response at all.

The npc girls around screamed, which calmed the furious maniac a lot. His eyes swept over the npc who was curiously sizing up his body and the female player hidden in the npc. What, suddenly let go of the covering hand.

There were more intense screams, and the clothes-exploding maniac sat proudly on his waist, stood on the roof and turned around, awakening a terrible hobby called exhibitionism.

This guy...is he mentally abnormal or does he no longer care about dignity and size?

Rin sighed, and kindly comforted him: "Brother, you are also a gal, and you must have been exposed to 18R, and you should know your own size. Why don't you feel ashamed and proud? Although I once I've heard that size is not an issue but quality and compactness are important, but..."

He brewed up his vocabulary, but he really didn't know what tone and sentence to use to say it so that it would not hurt people's self-esteem too much and lead to the tragedy of the game's suicide.

However, it is obvious that the other party does not know what he means.

At this time, the explosive clothes maniac glanced at his lower body and was very confused: "Actually, the men in 18R are bigger than the reality, right? Why do you want to compare with 18R?"

Alas?and many more!It turns out that the size of 18R cannot be compared with reality?Fuck, I always compare myself to games and notebooks to feel that I am alive and well!

Lin choked for a long time and couldn't speak, so he could only helplessly cover his face: "However, no matter how small, the size of Flammulina velutipes is really too much, no girl will want you!"

"What... what?"

The Explosive Clothes Man took two steps back in disbelief, and almost fell off the eaves: "I... Is this not a normal size... This! This is impossible! I have never been to a public toilet, but I also asked about it online. of!"

I'm afraid it's because netizens didn't tell you the truth out of good intentions...

Sure enough, when the initial shyness of the women recovered, a "whispering" sound like thunder exploded.

"Wow... so small, it feels different from what I said in physiology class."

"Yeah, it's smaller than the sculpture...it's fun."

"It feels much smaller than my boyfriend's... this, little mushroom."

"Wow, he's even younger than the youngest uncle I've ever had."

"This... this, I have a lot of experience, and this is the first time I have seen such a small one."

"It feels younger than my brother's, ah, my brother is 11 years old."

"It's very sad to have such a boyfriend, it's not as good as an amb."

Such words one after another almost made the Explosive Clothes Demon collapse. He, who was still complacent, hurriedly pressed the button to make himself a little blocked, looking for a sense of security with snot and tears.

"Even...it's not my fault, Ougasang, Odosang, why do you treat me like this, and you, Hundan! It's all your fault for making me look ugly, why don't you give me a piece of clothing? !"

I feel that the bosses I encounter are always low-energy, and I don't know if it is the fault of the lucky cheat.

With a straight face and a non-aggressive voice, Rin said calmly, "I'm sorry, if my clothes were torn off and something was exposed, I'm afraid you will be even more ashamed and self-abased to the point of committing suicide."

What he said was the truth, but it was a pity that no one could understand it, until the arrogant laughter suddenly came from behind him.

"Hahaha! You really put on a good show for me, that pervert, didn't your little mushroom accidentally twist and dislocate when you were peeing?"

The voice is neutral, you can't tell the difference between men and women, but it sounds like a tone of arrogance, Rin turned around to see who is so hung up, so want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and see the whole picture of the other party , but stunned in place.

She looks very thin, with silver and medium-length hair, abnormally pale complexion, red eyes, and looks pretty, but she tends to be medium-sized, wearing a black and white dress, and her face is full of the most powerful and dick.

Unfortunately, the height is only 1.6 meters (the plot needs to be explained in later chapters).

"Hey! That idiot with big breasts, what's the matter with your pity expression, I don't want to be so short! It's a pity that the reality doesn't allow you to use superpowers! I'm also desperate!"

I really don't know what the relationship between short stature and superpowers is. Anyway, this guy who looks like a villain is really...indistinguishable.

"...I'm not some idiot with big breasts, little girl, please pay attention to me, wait...you look familiar, you seem to see it often in advertisements...err...the number one in Academy City, Accelerator ?”

"Little...Little girl?"

The white-haired girl (boy) pointed at herself, looking at the boy who was clearly the same size as Ta in front of her, and didn't know whether to let him explode and die directly, but Rin's next sentence shocked Ta, and her expression became flustered .

"That... labor and capital... my uncle... Bah! I (the woman claims) is not Accelerator, I am his sister Yuriko Suzuko?"

"Could it be that you, like me, were identified as a female number because of a system recognition error?"

The two uttered their voices almost at the same time, but one was showing sympathy, and the other was showing a liar's slight embarrassment and fury, and their voices overlapped.

Rin was taken aback for a moment, and scratched his head. It was a pity that the girl in front of him was not a poor guy like himself, but a real woman.

On the other hand, the self-proclaimed Yuriko Suzuke, she was stunned for two seconds, just like an old part that had been restored to function, she stretched out her left hand into a fist, and her right hand into a palm. It's good to write this explanation, so let's use this.

"Well, since you are also like this, I will not hide it. It is indeed a system recognition error, so my uncle is actually a man. Wait...you...you are a man?"

The disillusioned expression on his face only stayed for a few seconds before returning to normal. Before he raised his head and showed a nasty smile, he looked at the pervert: "Let me teach you a lesson."

"Wait! He's not..."

Rin hadn't had time to explain that the guy was using cheats instead of abilities, so be careful of this little guy who looks a bit nervous and arrogant. The little guy has already waved his hand and directly manipulated the statue beside Rin to float.

Then, I saw the real collapsed clothes maniac, facing Accelerator, and pressed the remote control button.

At the same time, in desperation, Rin pulled out the child's little beep from the statue, and smashed it at the explosive clothes maniac with all his might.

Almost everything happened at the same time. Little Beep, who flew at the speed of sound, hit the clothes-exploding maniac in the face, and Accelerator was stripped right in front of Rin.

At this time, Rin looked at Accelerator with a dull face: "You...you really are..."

Chapter Two Hundred and Seven

At this moment, Accelerator clamped his legs tightly, turned sideways, covered his chest with his arms while covering somewhere, it was still difficult for others to tell its gender.

Only Rin and Accelerator stood face to face and saw clearly clearly.

"You! Turn your head away for labor and management!"

Acting shyly like a girl, but swearing like a bad boy, this is probably the character of Accelerator, or Suzuko Yuriko.

It's a pity that what he said was listening to the cow and playing the piano. At this time, Rin didn't have the time to control Accelerator. He had already swooped up and picked up the remote control that fell from the abnormal hand of the Flammulina velutipes.

"What is the principle of this plug-in?"

Rin didn't even know why these hookers had to hold a remote control similar to a mobile phone, and all of them were of uniform specifications.

So he flipped the black remote control back and forth and looked at the interface. Except for the two virtual keys, it was empty and there were no extra buttons.

Rin pressed the remote control in his hand at the groaning maniac who fell to the ground, and selected the red virtual button. A red frame suddenly flashed in front of his eyes, but nothing seemed to appear. In short, it was a kind of mysterious And mysterious feeling.

Before contacting them, they seemed to use the cheats as they wished. Rin clicked the red button again, and when the red frame appeared, he looked at the other party's clothes.

Sure enough, in the next second, this poor perverted dress disappeared again, lying on the ground and slowly recovering, covering somewhere, like a girl who has been given birth to the utmost.

Realizing that she could use it, Rin quickly turned around, pointed at Yuriko Suzuke who was hiding behind the statue, and pressed the green virtual button, and helped her put on a junior high school sailor suit again.

Hey, the viewing effect is surprisingly good, bonus points!

At the same time, shy screams broke out again from the still curious female audience.

"Wow! The little one came out again, Hazikaxi!"

"Sister, his is so small, much smaller than Papa's."

"Yeah...it's not even comparable to Ge Ge's."

"That's right, it's still my sister's oldest."

Conversations like this abound, making the poor pervert want to quit the game in shame and anger at that time, and because the plug-in device is in Rin's hand, he can only grit his teeth, stand up and rush towards Rin, ready to grab the remote control in his hand .

It's a pity that the nimble Rin slightly dodged sideways.

At this time, Rin's mood was also very subtle. Being surrounded by many people, he was actually sad and angry inside, but at least he still remembered to hide his name, so that the title of women's clothing boss would not be known all over the city.

Imagine carefully, isn't it the fault of this hot chicken and clothes maniac that he let himself be shown in front of Bilibili and his mount Heizi in this posture, how can he hold his head up in front of them in the future?

The important thing is, if Kaguya finds out, with her nature...how can I hold my head up in front of her in the future!

Wow!It's unbearable!Labor and management are going to kill him!

So, a certain Lin was angry from the heart, and the evil turned to the gall, and pressed the button again against the pervert who stood up straight and was about to continue to rob him.

Childhood memory, the classic Sailor Moon costume appeared on the Clothes Maniac, which made him stunned, and then his whole face was like an abstract painting, accompanied by screams.

Just when Rin felt that this guy was about to collapse, his slender face was shy and flushed, and his legs were clamped, which seemed to be an expression of excitement.

Mad Rod!

Rin instantly felt as if he had swallowed a fly. He took two steps back subconsciously, and raised the remote control again. As soon as his arm was raised, he was caught by a cold hand. Turning his head, it turned out that Accelerator was walking in front of him. .

At this time, Accelerator had a cold smile, his blood-red pupils constricted, and he stared at the maniac in front of him, with a frightening expression on his face: "Scum, you dare to attack me, have you made up your mind?"

As he said that, he raised his hand slightly, and the statue that had been pulled out by Rin seemed to be manipulated by an invisible force and smashed towards the Exploding Clothes Maniac, directly knocking him flying dozens of feet away, unable to get up for a long time.

"Bah, spicy chicken."

At this time, Fang Accelerator fully interpreted the true nature of the evil party, and found that Rin was looking at him, and turned his head to him with a sneer: "Why, haven't you seen this uncle show his power?"

After Rin shook his head, he blew his hair again, subconsciously as if he was doing something to Rin, but in the blink of an eye, the crouched maniac had already quit the game.

He smacked his mouth in boredom, Accelerator looked at the skirt he was wearing, jumped up in a bad temper, looked at Rin viciously, and then suddenly thought of something.

"What you saw before, if a third person knows, you will die!"

Fuck?I... As a protagonist, I was actually provoked by a...?

As a protagonist who has a harem girlfriend and a lot of self-inflated superiority in the reserves, Rin's violent temper is no worse than anyone now. At that time, he sneered twice: "You think you are LV5 and I am afraid of you? My God Gong Lin is not scared too much, you come here if you have the ability."

Even so, Rin was still more scruples about this dead dwarf who ranked first in Academy City, so he chose to quit the game while holding the remote control.

Returning to the interface of the ring game platform, he didn't need to rummage around. He found a strange square at the top that resembled a mobile phone camera icon, but no matter how he clicked it, there was no response at all.

After researching for 10 minutes, I only know that this plug-in carrier can be traded and carried in the game, and nothing else, so Rin can only temporarily withdraw from the ring.

Regaining his vision of reality, Rin found a terrible thing. Misaka Mikoto, Shirai Kuroko, Horai Shankaguya stared at him without blinking. He looked over with a strange expression on his face.

Big... big things are not good!

Rin, who realized what happened in an instant, swallowed, and opened the heads of the three girls who surrounded him and stared at him from left to right, so as not to be disturbed by this weird sight.

"My lord~"