let's be friends

"Ahem...Double cultivation, isn't it just that a man and a woman complement each other with yin and yang, and stay together forever? During the period, through special formulas, you can have sex every day, quickly and steadily improve your cultivation base. The slave family still knows this."

Rin showed such an expression as expected, pushed the eyes that didn't exist at all, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly: "Your Majesty has been a fairy for so long, but she only knows one thing about the concept of dual cultivation and the other. It seems that the future of the fairy is now Worrying."

"nonsense!"

Huo Qing'e's smile froze on her face, such slander was even more abhorrent than always #罗天伊 lip-synching and taking drugs in front of her.

"Young man, you are looking for a way out of trouble, do you know that?!"

"Miss Qing'e, don't worry. Listen to me. In fact, things like double cultivation need to be based on the love between the two parties. Without a solid relationship as the cornerstone, how can you have sex with confidence? You yourself Let’s just say, the time after becoming a fairy can no longer be counted, as long as you don’t encounter major natural disasters, you will basically live forever. Under such circumstances, if you want to stay together with a Taoist companion, do you think you can do it without feelings?”

"Uh...I think..."

"Think about it again, how many immortals forcibly capture other people as their Taoist companions in order to improve their cultivation, but in the end they were stabbed back and fell?"

"Because there is no love as a foreshadowing, no emotion can't be regarded as a Taoist couple, it can only be regarded as a cauldron. What is the dual cultivation of yin and yang complementing each other?"

Huo Qing'e is as treacherous as a ghost... Um, sorry, the ghost clan is not treacherous at all, it should be said that she is as treacherous as a fox, because she values ​​a certain thing too much, she will be able to follow the truth.

Her sluggish expression now proves that Rin's well-founded deceit has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"Ahem..." Her originally skeptical expression seemed to be slightly shaken, "Hearing what you said, I remember that there are many immortals who haven't even lived for 200 years, and some of them were cut down by their Taoist companions. Death, partly because of the death of the Taoist companion."

"That's right! Since you and I are willing to abandon everything to die for love, doesn't that mean that the dual cultivators love each other dearly, Empress Qing'e, we have no feelings for each other, so forcibly dual cultivating is not good for each other."

Seeing her suddenly enlightened expression, Rin breathed a sigh of relief. For the first time, he felt why he hadn't maxed out his skills earlier, and was about to persuade Huo Qing'e to give up.

"So you see, Miss Qing'e, you don't love me, and I don't love you either..."

As soon as Rin's words came to the point, she saw her face full of "Enlightenment", and she shook her hand fiercely: "That's right! If that's the case, then our primary purpose now is to cultivate relationships. Needless to say, I understand. Let’s talk about it, young man, whether you want magic tools or spells or money or people... Huh? No, love doesn’t seem to be cultivated that way.”

Huo Qing'e rubbed her chin and fell into deep thought, but it made Rin very worried. The stupid girl beside her was not fooled at all, because she couldn't understand what Rin was saying, and her face was full of confusion.

"Ahem, it's been so long. Well, I'm going home for dinner. Meihong's family should be worried about her too. Madam, let's talk together next time."

Seeing that he was about to run away when he turned around, Huo Qing'e sighed, with an uncomfortable feeling that the delicious food had already been placed on the table, but in the end it took time to cool down because it was too hot: "You go first, The slave family will think about it carefully, and come to you after thinking it over."

When you figure it out, it's hell to find me!Next time I will definitely not choose this kind of place!

Rin complained silently, and hurried away with Meihong.

"Love...it's such a troublesome thing, it feels so cheap, it's not as good as a cauldron, but...hey, forget it."

……

Hemeihong walked non-stop towards Pingchengjing, Meihong put on her cloak, and she was still worried: "Rin, that weird woman won't come to you, right?"

"No." Rin was full of confidence, "Next time we change the location, even if she is a fairy, the world is so big, it is not so simple to find me."

"I hope so, and... well, is dual cultivation really that good?"

"Well, this one, it's really good in theory."

The girl next to her didn't look like a girl, but her face was full of remorse for not being born at the right time.

Oh, this is troublesome, Rin-kun seems to like boys?It seems that if you want to improve your ability, you can't take the road of double cultivation.

Damn it, why should we be girls? !

……

Surrounding Heijo-kyo in a large circle, Rin decided over and over again to change the practice time every morning to the period from evening to night, and the location was set in the mountains not far behind Heijo-kyo.

After instructing Meihong to practice more at home, Rin sent her home, and seeing that it was already noon, she staggered towards Taketori's house.

How could Kaguya wait for him at the door when he had a mobile phone, and Rin returned to the house lonely and empty, and as expected, this guy was still playing games.

Sensing someone entering the room, Kaguya just greeted her politely as a princess, and Kaguya didn't even turn her head.

"Tsk, I really regret why I didn't bring your game console with me. I might as well buy a few more mobile phones to prepare."

Compared with Yakumo Zi, Kaguya is really unscrupulous when playing games, regardless of day or night, and Zi can just play. Occasionally, he will still hand over the phone to Rin, and put it here, unless Rin grabs it hard. Impossible to give him even 1 minute.

"Hey? Why did Rin Koguchi come back so early today, an hour earlier than usual, maybe it's because I'm a bit disadvantaged by masturbating too much every day, and I can't satisfy other girls, so I ended early?"

"You really have a poisonous tongue."

Rin knocked her on the head angrily: "Something happened a little bit, which delayed my practice, so I will change it to night later."

"What? At night?!"

Kaguya exclaimed, even temporarily abandoning the game, looking at Rin with eyes full of shock: "You...you actually changed from professing yin during the day to a serious routine? This is not a dream, is it? "

Rin froze while touching her head, and viciously rubbed her hair into a chicken coop: "If you talk nonsense again, the phone will be confiscated."

"Bah! Anyway, someone has a girl to play with. What kind of mobile phone is used, and the mobile phone is handed over to the lonely concubine."

As Kaguya spoke, he straightened his hair in distaste, feeling that resentment could not be melted away.

Rin looked at her silently for a while, not knowing which tendon was connected, he pressed Kaguya's shoulder with a blunt heart, and asked seriously: "Kaguya... you are probably jealous, aren't you?" ?”

Kaguya, who was about to struggle, was stunned, then his face turned red and white alternately, finally turned livid, and finally flew into a rage, baring his teeth and claws like a living tiger.

"A concubine will be jealous? Idiot Rin, your sense of self is really beyond ordinary and jaw-dropping, I will eat your head! Get out!"

As he spoke, he pushed Rin viciously out of the room, pulled the door hard, and squatted on the ground with a little fear in his eyes.

With a trembling mouth and not knowing what to say, Kaguya sat on the ground without grace, buried his head in the sleeves of his arms, silent, and sat there quietly.

Rin outside the door touched his head inexplicably, feeling as if he had accidentally stepped on the cat's tail, curled his lips, and turned to eat.

After a long while, Hui Ye raised his head, his face full of resentment: "This idiot, can't you afford to mess with me in the future? If you have to come here to tease me, I obviously can't stay for that long... "

……

The practice agreed with Meihong is to start tomorrow, and Rin is lying lazily beside Kaguya, reading a comic book, and the whole room reveals a leisurely...or lazy atmosphere.

Kaguya played after eating, continued to sleep after playing, and continued to eat when he was full. Kaguya raised his head, rubbed his stiff neck, glanced at Rin beside him, looked unhappy, and changed his position to lie flat On the quilt, he continued to play games with his mobile phone.

Just like this, most of the day was wasted, and at night, the sky was already dark. Rin practiced sword in the yard for about two hours, and it might be eleven o'clock now, so he took back the Taidao , sitting on a bamboo bench and looking at the moon.

Originally, Huo Qing'e was a little restless, but now she has completely calmed down. Tonight, there is no wind or cloud, and the moonlight is bright. It is this kind of atmosphere that makes people think of some people and things for no reason.

The first thing Rin thought of was Kaguya who was still using Eternity and Moment to prevent the world from collapsing in the future, and Kaguya who was waiting to save him, and Zi who came to rescue him who was trapped in the game.

After this journey, I don't know how long it will take to get back home. Family members like sister and sister have to worry about it again?

And... that lifan world that is still being eroded.

"Speaking of which, although the exchange system can't be used, the faith value in it, the ghast is still growing offline, and it's good to be able to hang up."

After predicting, after going back, you should be able to roughly build a defense system with faith points. Unfortunately, the number of evil souls is still not high. If you want to grow, you still have to start with these monsters.

After thinking wildly for a while, Rin felt more and more depressed in his heart, and the burden all over his body was pushed back on himself, so he could only comfort himself in his heart.

Feeling some pain in his head, he stood up, took his two katanas, and prepared to go back to the house to rest. Under the moonlight, he lowered his head and watched his thin shadow walking slowly.

The purple and blue rays illuminate the ground in the dark night like a stage lighting effect. Seeing this color, I felt uneasy, and hurriedly jumped into the room. Before I could close the door, a pair of white and slender hands held a little Halo, against the Japanese door.

Huo Qing'e, staring at the strange hairstyle, appeared in front of Rin again, facing him with a smile.

"..."

Feeling frightened in his heart, Rin secretly hated his flag mouth in his heart, he couldn't control it, if he had known how to sip it by himself!

"Ma'am, who are you looking for?"

"Hey? We met each other during the day, did my little friend forget about my family in a blink of an eye?"

Huo Qing'e narrowed her eyes slightly, and floated in from the door: "Does this slave have such a popular face?"

"Uh... I haven't gone out today. I'm afraid you misunderstood the girl. Speaking of which, I have a twin brother who has been lost for many years. If the girl really sees someone who looks exactly like me, it might be her. Please also invite the girl Tell me the address, and I am looking for it in many ways."

"Hehe, maybe my mother has a long-lost sister named Luo Tianyi! Boy, are you mentally handicapped to be an old lady?!"

Knocking on Rin's head with anger on his face, the self-proclaimed girl pretending to be a cute girl is no longer necessary. After a while, he felt that his attitude was wrong, and changed back to his normal appearance in an instant.

Knowing that she couldn't pretend to be stupid and stunned, Rin sighed: "I'm so surprised, how could the empress find me so quickly?"

"Monsters have such tricks. As a fairy, how can I not even have such a small trick? I came to you this time mainly because I think what you said during the day is correct. If you want to be a partner of double cultivation, you must have love first. "

"then you……"

"Listen to me first. Love can also be cultivated. After thinking about it, I still don't want to let go of this great opportunity. Brother, come and have a relationship with the slave to cultivate feelings?"

"Pardon me for refusing."

"no way!"

Finally, the angry voice came from Rin's. Behind her, the eleven or twelve-year-old black, long and straight girl came out from the room holding her mobile phone, her brows were tightly frowned, and her eyes shifted from Rin's body to Huo Qing'e's face.

"Father will never marry a woman of unknown origin like you."

"puff!"

Rin almost suffocated blood from this amazing address, and Huo Qing'e was even more at a loss: "Father...Father?"

Her neck was like an old and stiff robot, she turned her head to look at Rin little by little, her eyes widened: "You...you have a wife?!"

"Uh... yes."

"...I'm sorry! I don't want to be a kid, call your wife out, I have to talk to her well, it's best to quit voluntarily!"

Damn you really believe it! Mmp, I'm only 16 years old no matter what!Do you believe in a ten-year-old daughter? !The important thing is that you actually believe this title that is full of concubines? !

Feeling that Huo Qing'e's painting style has completely collapsed, Rin suppressed the desire to complain and covered her face.

"My concubine's mother has already passed away..." The moonlight outside the door was a bit permeating, and Huiye coughed dryly and continued calmly, "But my father loves my mother so much, how could he marry you?" A woman of unknown origin, not to mention, I think you are only a little girl of a thousand years old. Wouldn't it be a joke to find such a man with a bottle of oil?"

"me……"

Huo Qing'e's face turns blue and turns pale, her originally firm determination received an unprecedented blow, her originally evil aura was suppressed by Hui Ye's pressure until it vanished into thin air, revealing a tangled expression like Sun Shangxiang's.

Oh, if my mother finds such a married man with a child, and still carries this oil bottle behind her, how can she be the leader of the world in the future? Even if she is going to peep, it is not convenient to bring this oil bottle?

She didn't think there was anything wrong with Rin's ten-year-old appearance and having such a big child. After all, let's not say that there are all kinds of strange things in the world, but that there are many human beings who practice immortality and Taoism. It's okay to stay young. question.

"But……"

Huo Qing'e looked at Rin, and felt that the perfect double cultivation partner who was rare in a thousand years was right in front of her, so she was really reluctant to give up, but after thinking about it, what is public opinion?Does the old lady still look at that thing when she does things?What's the matter with the oil bottle, can't we just find a way to get rid of it? !

"Even so! The slave family must fight for it!"

Watching the current plot change from Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio to a family ethics drama, and finally to a Korean drama, Rin shuddered on the spot, wishing he could drag Kaguya, who has online acting skills, to find a gap to sneak in.

Chapter 260 Five, It's Time to Come, I'm Ready to Propose